Gah, I hate real life with a passion. *groans* Anyway, here is this. Something fun and hilarious, just for you guys :)
Disclaimer: I don't claim the rights to Merlin, which is really a shame.
Prompt: From Seedsiz: Something about bacon.
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Characters: Arthur, Merlin
Time Frame: Post Season 5; Modern Era
Summary: Arthur has returned, and Merlin makes him some breakfast.
Let's Go On An Adventure
Arthur sniffed the strange specimen offered to him on a plate and wrinkled his nose. It smelled good, and it looked good, but he had never seen it before in his life...or in his past life.
He frowned at Merlin. "What is that exactly?"
Merlin shrugged. "It is called bacon, Arthur. You wouldn't have had a lot of it back in Camelot."
Arthur picked up a piece with his fingers and bit into it. It tasted good. Really good. "Why not? Is it another fancy invention of the future?"
Merlin's chilling answer: "It was considered peasant food."
So fun fact: bacon was another way to preserve meat back in medieval times, but it was more for the peasants who couldn't afford salt, so it was pretty much just a peasant food. Yay!
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