I am an epic swordsmaster! I own Excalibur, and I use it to vanquish my enemies! I defend my bedroom from the non fans that is my family and protect my fandom merchandise!

...Yep, that's my life. Spending hundreds of dollars on a freaking replica of Excalibur (#Don'tRegretIt)

Disclaimer: Meow don't own Merlin.

Prompt: From goodgirl275: I wish his sneezes sounded like a cat. Y'know those people who sound like kittens when they sneeze? So adorable~... Wait let's make this another prompt for you XD

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Arthur, Merlin

Time Frame: Season 3

Summary: Arthur becomes convinced that Merlin is hiding the Camelot Zoo in his bedroom when he hears what sounds like a cat... or is it a sneeze?

Let's Go On An Adventure

The blond narrowed his eyes at the animalistic sound, having convinced himself that Merlin was hiding another animal from him. I've got you now...

He stepped inside of the chambers, fully expecting to catch Merlin in the act. However, there was no cat. Just Merlin and a handkerchief.

Arthur waited for Merlin to notice him. However, the servant wasn't paying him any attention.

Merlin sneezed again... And he sounded like a cat. A bloody cat.

Arthur left quietly. He wouldn't admit it, but the sneeze sounded adorable, and it was great material to tease Merlin with too...

My sneezes sound like I am saying "achoo" XD I'm not joking, either!

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Next: Excalibur was not named Excalibur?!

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