Huzzah! Plot! Romance! Things! What else do we need?! (Angst. More angst. Be prepared, it will be coming.)

And, for the record, it was Frosty the Snowman last chapter XD I've heard so many versions of that song that I can't get it out of my head!

Disclaimer: It is not I, BBC, that needs to disclaim Merlin. It is you.

Prompt: From Seedsiz: Maybe you could drabble about that when you make fun of ships! (Karthur)

Rating: K+

Genre: Mock!Romance

Characters: Kara, Arthur, Merlin

Time Frame: Season 5 "The Drawing of the Dark"

Summary: Merlin has grown obsessed with mocking romance and has started making up his own relationships to mock...

Let's Go On An Adventure

"Is there anyone who is sick enough to ship us?"

The female Druid was glaring at the blond king, who was equally annoyed.

"I have no idea, and I certainly do not want to know." Arthur crossed his arms before throwing an annoyed glance at Merlin. He was so going to clean out the stocks later for making them do this.

"But... PLOT! The READERS!" Merlin had begged.

Arthur was regretting this already.

He held up his wrist to check the word count. "Eighty-three total words. Can we make it?"

Kara nodded. "I hate you."

"I hate you, too."

Everything I was thinking whilst writing this is above XD

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Next: Leon tells a campfire story.

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