AN: Hurray, another chapter.

Chapter 1

2005

Time passed by kinda quickly. That's what happens when you are immortal, semi or full.

I finally gotten 100,000,000,000 for Rodin and he gave me the new weapons. There were a lot and boy did I love 'em so much. Those angels shall watch out, 'cuz soon, their asses are gonna be so sore, they'll feel it even when they're dead.

The only weapon I'll talk about for now would be my four awesome guns. The names Rodin gave them as a whole was "Stairway to Heaven." Kinda ironic, don't cha think? Anyways, they are black pistols that are as big as my head with gems on both sides of the guns, which is what keeps the guns from breaking from the magic. Attached to it are little wings, that don't really do anything and instead are just for designs.

Even though they all have one name, I gave them each a different name: Tune, Piper, May, and Echo. Sounds good right?

Now then, that's enough of weapons for now. Onto life!

Percy has grown a lot and had turned 11. He started looking more like his father Poseidon. How do I know Poseidon is his father? Well uh, I found out who his godly parent was and I thought I would get blasted into smithereens when I found out.

While I was taking care of Percy when he was still a baby, I had accidentally fell asleep. I then woke up a few minutes later, seeing some man looking over at Percy, and the first thing I did on instinct was pull out my guns. Though I put back my guns when it was Poseidon that was looking over Percy.

Of course I had started apologizing, as Poseidon was one of the few Olympians I respected. And a good buddy to have sometimes. Anyways he said it was all good and that he just wanted to see his son. He then made me promise on the Styx that I'll protect Percy as much as I can, which I would've done. Percy was like a nephew to me.

It was all going good. Well, until Sally married some smelly fat dude named Gabe Ugliano. She told me that when Percy ever goes out of the house, the smell from Gabe would cover Percy's godly aura. As much as I hate the idea, it was pretty smart. Of course, I still hated it. Gabe was rude, obnoxious, and of course smelly. So smelly I could probably smell it a mile away. Ugh, let me just talk about something else, like Percy's schooling.

Actually these are pretty funny in my opinion, even though it's a bit frustrating. Percy had gotten expelled from every school he has gone to, like in his fourth grade, he hit some lever and his class took a swim at SeaWorld. And then in fifth grade, he shot the school bus with a war cannon. I don't know how he did it, but I was kinda impressed. Although it kinda irked me a bit. Because of all those damages, I had to pay for them all, usually using up the thousand dollars I'd get every two months from Rodin.

Now Percy is in sixth grade, attending a boarding school called Yancy Academy. Because it was a boarding school, I wasn't able to keep a close eye on Percy anymore. Though I knew he's still being watched over.

Sometime in September, I got a Iris-Message, or for short IM, by Chiron, who I met back in the 1400s. He worked as an activities director at a safe haven for Greek demigods called Camp Half-Blood. He's also a great friend and teacher, but gives bad pep talks. I've been trying to help with that, but no luck. Even with Hermes help, it didn't improbve. I had talked to Sally about bringing Percy there for his safety, though she seemed like she didn't want to bring him there.

Camp Half-Blood is an amazing place, and it improved overtime since I saw it in the 1400s. It's got 12 cabins, each one representing an Olympian. There's also a big house called, well, the Big House, where cabin leaders meet for major problems or something like that. There's a sword fighting arena, climbing wall, and even a camp forge. I love the place so much I usually go there whenever Percy is at school. In fact, I've been visiting after World War II.

Back to Chiron, he said that he and a satyr were watching over Percy. I was relieved that someone was at least watching over him. Though it wasn't until the end of the school year that he'd get attacked and then a few more days until I learned about it.

It was a nice warm but windy day of summer. Have to love the wind gods sometimes. The school year has ended and I was waiting for Percy to get home outside of the apartment. Why outside? Because that pig, Gabe, is having some poker party and is stinking up the place I called home. Actually, calling Gabe a pig is an insult to pigs. He's more like trash; stinky and disgusting.

I think my casual clothes had started to stink from him. I usually wore these clothes when Percy is around or when I'm walking around the city instead of my Umbran uniform. My usual casual clothing is usually just a purple sweater with sleeves rolled up, black capri shorts with a red border that goes down up to my knees, a vest unzipped with fur collar, and a scarf. When it's summer, I just wore a normal t-shirt and shorts but I never remove my scarf.

The reason why? Well first off, let me just tell you what my scarf is made out of…

It's made of my hair. Don't judge me. I had made it from when I had cut my hair back then, which was very long before. With the cut hair, I was able to turn it into a scarf.

Now the scarf. With it, I'm able to summon/wear my Umbran uniform. My Umbran uniform was made out of my hair and with scarf, I could wear it anytime. Though that means I'd have to strip off whatever shirt or sweater I'm wearing, which kinda sucks.

I should explain what my Umbran Uniform looks like. To be honest, it's kind of boring. The shirt is basically a sleeveless tunic that drapes just right over until the waist. Then I had a chestplate and shoulder pads made of celestial bronze that is mixed in with my hair, so it's also already worn when I have my scarf. Connected to the shoulder pads is a cape also made by my hair. I don't care what Edna Mode says, I think it's cool. Then I got some gloves that are white and purple only on the palms of my hands. I had gold thick bracelets around each glove embedded with 6 red orbs, which is a currency thing in Inferno. Last thing is that I had a belt that I keep all the time. It had four pouches on the sides. It's where I keep my lollipops, ambrosia, and nectar in case of emergencies.

Now lollipops, what good could they do? Well I'll just say that it's an invention me and Rodin created. With the right ingredients, I was able to create potions that could heal. I also made potions that could make someone invincible for a few minutes or make them stronger than average for a few minutes. Now why I made them into lollipops, it's so that I could use them in public to avoid suspicion. I could've used the mist, but you'll never know if they're clear-sighted or not. Also I had given them sugar, so they taste good.

Anyways I should get back on how I was waiting for Percy to get home from school.

It was kind of boring, waiting for Percy. I was about to leave and go to Rodin's bar for a drink when Percy arrived, FINALLY!

"Percy!" I ran over to him and gave him a big, bone-crushing hug. I hadn't seen him since Christmas Break. I think he grew a few inches. Can't tell.

"Ow ow ow, Uncle Sam, you're hurting me!" Percy yelled out. I immediately stopped and he started rubbing his back and groaned. "I missed you too, but it's only been like 5-6 months since we last saw each other so it's not that bad."

"I know, I know, but that's like the longest we've been apart, so I have every right to miss you."

Percy smiled a bit. "So, is mom home?"

I sighed. "No, she's still at work. The only people inside is the trash bag and his goonies."

Percy grumbled a bit. "Ugh, I wish he wasn't here. I don't get why mom married this dirtbag."

'To protect you,' I wanted to say, but of course I couldn't. Not yet anyway. Instead I just smiled a small smile and signaled him inside.

'Bad choice,' I told myself. When we walked in, we were hit by this awful stench that came from the living room. There, there was Smelly Gabe, which me and Percy called him, who was sitting at the coffee table. Also at the coffee table were his disgusting friends. They were all gambling. Typical.

"Oh, you're home. Got any cash?" Gabe snooted, that pig. I could smell his breathe and I was like 5 feet away from him. Blegh.

"No I don't got cash," Percy said.

Gabe lifted an eyebrow. "Don't lie to me boy. You used a taxi, probably used a twenty. Got six, seven bucks in change. Somebody expects to live under this roof, he ought to carry his own weight. Am I right, Eddie?" My right eye twitched.

"C'mon Gabe, the kid just got here," Thank you Eddie! At least someone is trying to be nice.

"Am I right Eddie?" Gabe asked again. Eddie just scowled a bit while the other two trash bags farted in sync, causing the room to stink even more.

"Ugh, Gabe, just take my money and we'll just leave you guys to your… game," I said in disgust as I fished out my wallet and got out like three twenties. I quickly gave it to Gabe and dragged Percy to his room, who had quickly yelled out to Gabe, "I hope you lose your game!" I just ignored Gabe's remark.

While Percy was gone, I had made sure it was kept clean from anything Gabe had put inside. I ain't having my boy sleeping in a room where it's messy and stinky.

As soon as we entered the room, Percy dropped his backpack and lay on his bed while I just grabbed his chair from his desk and sat. We stayed silent for a few minutes until I asked something a grandma or grandpa would ask.

"Sooo, how was school?" Gods I sound like an old man, which I kind of am. "I hope nothing bad happened."

"Um, no, nothing happened," he laughed a bit, but I could see his eyes. He's lying. But before I could say anything, I heard Sally calling out Percy's name as she opened the door.

"Ah Sally, welcome home!" I said as Percy ran up to her and gave her a long hug. Or well, she was making the hug long. She had missed Percy when he was at school, afraid he would be attacked by a monster.

Remember when I said she worked at a candy shop? Well every now and then, she'll bring a huge bag of 'free samples' for Percy. Though of course I liked to snag a few candies that weren't blue. Percy loved blue and would screech at me if I tried to take one so I just got the purple ones, since purple was my favorite color.

I got a normal purple lollipop and sucked on it while I listened to Percy explain what he did at school. As much as I kinda enjoy listening to Percy, I had a feeling he wasn't saying something important. Though the sound of Gabe's voice made me silent as I tried to keep myself calm. He was yelling for Sally to get him some bean dip. But we ignored him for now.

When he got to the part where his class went to the museum, his face kinda tightened. Sally noticed and asked, "Did something scare you?"

"No mom," He lied. Again his eyes are what's telling me he's not telling the truth.

Sally saw it too, but didn't push it. Instead she said, "Sam and I were thinking that we should have a small vacation. We're going to the beach!"

I grinned a bit when Percy's eyes widened. "Montauk?" Percy asked.

"For three nights, in the same cabin," I answered.

"We'll start heading there after I change," Sally said as she smiled.

Montauk was a nice place. Sure the cabin was dusty and had cobwebs, but I know why Sally loved that place. It was where she met Poseidon. Then, after I met her, we've been going there, though lately we haven't been able to go as Gabe keeps taking all the money. That trash bastard.

Speaking of the bastard, he walked into the room, his stench overpowering the air freshener. Damnit.

"Bean dip, Sally? Didn't you hear me?"

Okay seriously, this guy. Who the fuck does he think he is?! Percy was also seething with rage. But before he or I could do anything, Sally already made her move.

"I was on my way. We were talking about the trip."

Gabe frowned a bit. "You were serious about that?"

"Yes, and don't worry, I'll have a seven-layer dip of guacamole and sour cream that'll last you the entire weekend," Damn, Sally knows how to bribe.

Gabe seemed to have softened a bit. "so this trip… it'll come out of all your clothes budget. And you won't take the car anywhere except to the beach and back. And maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip and if the kid and the bastard over there apologizes for interrupting my game."

BASTARD?! Who's he calling a bastard?! If anyone is a bastard, it's him!

Though before I did anything, Sally gave me a look and I sighed.

"We're sorry for interrupting your game, please go back to it," I mumbled while I put my head down. I also made Percy put his down with my hand. He didn't struggle, thankfully.

Gabe eyes narrowed and then turned around. "Tch, whatever." He left, finally.

Sally sighed, also gratefully. "Thank you, you two. Percy, when we get to Montauk, we'll talk more about… whatever you've forgotten to tell us, okay? I'll just go make the dip."

I nodded "And I'll take care of packing. Percy, go pick out your clothes for the trip, I'll put it in the luggage."

Finally, after done packing and putting the luggage into the car and Sally finishing the stupid dip, we were ready to leave. Gabe had stopped playing his little poker game just to give Percy a warning.

"Not a single scratch on this car, boy. Or else you'll regret it."

I rolled my eyes as I got onto the driver's seat while Sally rode shotgun. Percy then sat in the middle of the back. As soon as we buckled up, we were on our way.

The ride was a bit longer than usual, probably 5 hours instead of 2-3. By the time we got to the cabin at Montauk, it was sunset.

After we cleaned up the cabin and put our luggage down, we headed onto the beach and made a campfire. We ate some blue food like the candy Sally brought and corn chips. And uh, a bit of purple food.

Later, we cooked some marshmallows and hot dogs while I brought out a guitar I had brought with us and played a song. This song was kind of special to me. It reminded me of a fellow Umbra Witch who I called my sister 600 years ago. One who had fallen in love with a Lumen Sage.

Ah, I'm kinda getting a bit sidetracked. Anyways, this song, my sister sung it to me and her child. She called it Fly Me to the Moon.

(Insert: "Fly Me to the Moon" Guitar Cover by James Bartolomew)

(AN: The video didn't have singing, so just pretend there is.)

"Fly me to the moon,

and let me play among the stars.

Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

In other words, hold my hand.

In other words, darling kiss me.

Feel my heart with song,

and let me sing for ever more.

You are all I long for,

All I worship and adore.

In other words, please be true.

In other words, I love you.

(End song)

I know it may seem a bit sappy, but it's my only memory of the one person I called family back then. But now, I have a new family.

A few minutes later, we were telling stories, or well mostly Sally telling about her childhood and all the stories she wants to write. Percy then asked about his father, which he has asked before, but never got tired of hearing. Sally always answers the same thing, with her eyes getting all misty.

"He was kind," she started, "Tall, handsome, and powerful, but also gentle. You have his black hair and his green eyes. Sometimes, I wish he could see you."

"H-How old was I? When he left?" Percy asked.

"He was only with me for one summer at this beach. Then he had to leave," Sally said as she watched the embers of the fire dance in the moonlight, "He expected a baby, but he never saw you since he left before you were born."

I sighed. If only he knew that Gods can't really visit their children. Though I can't really relate to that.

"Why'd you have to marry Gabe? Why couldn't you have married Uncle Sam?" Okay that question kinda caught me off guard.

"Uh, well, Percy, it's just that we see each other as siblings. Your mom is like a little sister to me," I tried to explain. It was the truth, Sally was like the little sister I never had.

Percy was a bit silent for a bit until he asked another question. "Are you guys gonna send me away to another boarding school?"

Sally and I gave each other a look. "We don't know. We think we'll have to do something."

"Because you don't want me around."

"Percy!" I said, horrified. Sally looked like she was on the verge of tears. "It's not because we don't want you around. It's just for your own good, that we have to send you away."

"Because I'm not normal," he said.

"That's not a bad thing, Percy. But it's for your own good. We thought you could at least be safe."

"Safe from what?"

I bit my lip as I remembered a few monster appearances like the cyclops that attacked him and Sally when he was a baby.

"We tried our best to keep you safe as best as we could," Sally said, tears threatening to fall from her eyes, "They said it was a mistake. But there's only one option left. The place-"

"The place your father wanted to send you," I took over, "It's not a school, but a summer camp. It's the only place that could keep you safe now. Your mom didn't want to have to send you there, 'cause it means she'll have to say goodbye for good."

"Wait, but it's just a summer camp. Why would it be goodbye for good?" Percy asked, not liking what was being said.

I looked away, not wanting to take this conversation further. "...Let's just go inside the cabin now. It's getting late, we should sleep." Percy tried to protest but I gave him one look and he shut his mouth. Quietly, we all headed inside the cabin.

This vacation took a turn straight towards disaster. Probably even worse when midnight came.

It was sometime after Percy had fallen asleep. I stayed up until he had fallen asleep so that I could leave. Why? Well it's so I could hunt some angels, so I didn't have to do it while we were having fun.

I had gotten out of the cabin, only to get caught in a hurricane that came outta nowhere. It was so windy, I didn't risk flying. Plus thunder made an appearance, which made it worse.

After I was about a mile away, I saw a figure in the distance. It was running towards me and so I got my guns out. But as the figure got closer, I realized it was a satyr. And not just any satyr.

"Grover?!"

Said satyr eyes widened. "Sam?! What are you doing here?"

"I'm on a vacation. What are you doing here?"

"I'm trying to find a demigod named Perseus Jackson-"

"Wait a minute, Percy?! What happened?"

"No time, there's a monster coming. It's Pasiphae's son!"

"...Ah shit!"

We quickly ran over to the cabin and I yanked the door open, which broke off and when flying away. Inside, Sally and Percy were standing there, the latter's eyes widened when he saw the door fly off.

"Percy!" Grover shouted in relief, "I was searching all night! What were you thinking about running off!"

"Percy, what happened at school? What didn't you tell us?" Sally asked, shouting over the rain.

Percy just froze there, still processing what's happening.

"O Zeu kai alloi theoi!" Grover was about to say something else but I cut him off.

"Language Grover!" I yelled, "Sally, we have to go now! There's something coming!"

Sally immediately grabbed Percy's arm and dragged him to the car while I got to the driver's seat and quickly turned on the engine. As soon as we were all seated, I sped off as fast as I could to Camp Half-Blood.

AN: Woo, that was the first chapter. I was thinking of putting a bit more but nahhhhhhh. Also, no fight scene sadly. So I hope you guys liked the chapter and the song I had put up in the story. I loved the soundtrack in both Bayonetta games, so you'll probably see them in future chapters.

Now, PurplSky hadn't put a mini story for some reason, so I'm taking this chance to post a chapter without her weird story.

Now then, sayonara!