Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.
Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"
"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"
Jutsu.
Wave AftermathLater that day everyone in the wave was celebrating. Everyone except a brooy genin, his sensei and a team of Kumo ninja supporting a boy orphaned one more time. Tsunami suggested the forest behind his house to burry Zabuza´s remains. Naruto and Hinata helped Haku dug the grave while Bee prepared a sword shaped tombstone.
"Here lays Zabuza Momochi, once ninja a ninja of Kirigakure. Loyal yet pursued, drastic yet necessary. You´ll be remembered." Said Hinata solemnly while Naruto comforted Haku.
"Haku. Zabuza died an honourable death, and has been buried, something that not all shinobi are granted to. We offer you a place with us in Kumogakure, you can chose to be a shinobi or not." Offered Bee.
"Zabuza-sama (sob) put me in your care… Where N-san, Where N-sama goes I follow." Hinata looked concerned at the effeminate boy. "Haku-san, you are free. Zabuza wanted you to be free, he only asked N-chan to look after you. You are no slave, no tool. You are your own man."
"If I am to be my own man then I chose to serve… I don´t know more. I will be happy just serving to someone with a greater purpose. And as bonus N-sama is kind hearted too. Please allow me to serve you!" Begged Haku. Both girls frowned at the plea of the now lost and grieving boy. He knew nothing but to be a servant. May be he was unable of taking care of himself if it was not for the shake of someone else.
Hinata let out a long breath while considering her next words. "Haku-san, as it looks like that serving is the only way of living you know, it may be cruel and detrimental to force you to be your own person. So, taking into account that there are those who would abuse your kind spirit. I, H Uzumaki, wife of N Uzumaki, as matriarch of the Uzumaki clan extend you the chance and choice of serving our clan till the day you want to leave us by your own will."
"Know that we are special, if you choose to join us, we will trust you with our secrets. The very moment we do that your life will be bound to secrecy, and failing to keep our secrets will prove bad for you." Said Naruto making a really serious face.
"I don´t care. I want to serve you. Please have me." Pleaded the boy knelling and bowing to his intended masters. Naruto and Hinata extended their hands taking one of his each other. They raised the boy and then Naruto´s eyes turned red and the world around Haku banished into a black void.
When he waked up he was in a forest of gigantic trees. The clearing where they were standing illuminated by the full moon. "Where am I? Who have we arrived here?" As he was thinking this he perceived movement in the forest around him. Between the mountain high trees a form approached them, as its massive paws landed on the clearing a massive bonfire ignited in the middle showing a big house made of wood and the profile of a mighty beat walking to them.
"So, you want to serve my kits…" Boomed a strong yet feminine voice. "Interesting… your first reaction was to jump in front of them instead of protecting yourself. Hmmmmm… Yes, I like you. You will serve us. Tell me your name ice boy."
"I, I am Haku. I don´t want to remember my father´s surname nor I want to carry my mother´s. If it is okay to you I will be happy to be Haku Momochi, in memory of the man who was a true father to me." Kurama nodded nearing her massive head to observe the young man.
"Sorry if I am rude, but where are we? Are you a biju? How should I address you oh mighty one?" Kurama laughed to her hearts content while her kits giggled.
"I am the Kyubi no yoko, the nine tailed fox. The eldest and strongest of the nine biju. But you, you young servant can call me Kurama. Don´t speak my name to outsiders and you´ll do fine." Kurama nodded to herself deep in thought. "Why did you want to know if I was a biju?"
"Kurama-sama. My father, Zabuza Momochi, tried to kill the Mizukage, who ordered the bloodline purges. He said that Yagura was kind yet powerfull, but some day he just turned crazy… Zabuza-sama thought that it was due to him being a jinchuriki. I mean no disrespect but I need to know if he went crazy due to a biju. Also who of them is your jinchuriki and if I can trust them."
Kurama was somehow surprised that the boy seemed unaffected by her presence, when normal humans where normally so scared that they became unable of coherent speech. But this boy just seemed deprived of emotion by his own grieve. "Do you know which biju was within this jinchuriki? Some of us are more violent by nature than others, but that kind of genocide is not something a biju will seek. If the target were those with sealing knowledge I could understand, but with what you´ve told me I suspect a third party."
"Zabuza-sama told me that the Mizukage is the host to the three tailed one." Kurama growled in anger and her tails trashed behind her. "Isobu is the most calm and peace loving of all of us. To be able to change the personality of the kage… he must be under a powerful genjutsu. Tell me Haku, do you know anything about the relationship between the biju and his host?"
"Zabuza-sama told me that Yagura has complete control over the Sanbi." Hearing this Kurama howled in anger. Naruto also started to growl as her eyes turned red. "So it's him! Little Uchiha bastard! You can´t take me heads on so you seek to enslave my brother! (Howl) Naruto we will have our revenge. In due time that shit stain will come for us, but we will be ready. I will end that fuker´s existence and hunt every last ally he may have!"
"Kurama-sama please control yourself. Getting angry now may force your chakra to leak, and that may bring undesired attention to us." Kurama started taking deep breaths to regain control of her anger. Much relaxed she smiled warmly to the blue haired girl next to her.
"Thank you Hinata. Haku, Naruto is my jinchuriki but I am also connected to Hinata. There is a bastard out there who tried to control me the night I attacked Konoha. Understand that us biju rarely attack unprovoked. There are those how try to control us and then blend with others when facing our wrath. If you are to ally yourself with my kits you will willingly wear a seal that will help you keep our secrets. Like their true names." Haku understood the true meaning of what the vixen was saying. The biju were not the monsters everybody thought they are. And also to keep the Uzumaki´s secrets safe he was to wear a seal, willingly as their servant or unwillingly otherwise.
"Then I will serve your clan and willingly wear your seal. This will give me a purpouse and also a chance to avenge Zabuza-sama."
Tazuna´s House, later that night.
While having dinner the 2 of the Konoha genin keep glaring at the Kumo ones. Kiba, and Akamaru as well, where trying to get their attention instead. "So girls, would you like to go with me to the village? We are heroes now and they are partying in our behalf. Let´s have some fun!" Akamaru barked happily to emphasize his master´s words.
"Kiba-san, I appreciate your efforts but your interests are misguided. You may want to flirt with us, but as flattering as I find it, you are about to make a fool of yourself. Haku-san is a boy. N-chan is a hermaphrodite, meaning that she has both male and female parts. As for me, while I am a girl, I am in a serious relationship with N-chan right now. So please do not flirt with us."
Kiba reddened like a tomato as Sakura, the jonins and the host family laughed at him. He was about to replay when Naruto stretched saying: "Bah, don´t let this discourage you. We will happily go with you to the village, maybe even help you get a nice looking girl (wink). But, because there is always a but…" Naruto snickered and enveloped Hinata in a tight hug. "…Eyes off my wife bugger!" Kuba couldn´t help but to laugh at the well intentioned pun.
As they finished their dinner everyone was laughing except the broody-broody emo-emo genin. Inari was delighted having the attention of his to saviors, and her mother could not help but to cry a little seeing the smile come back to her son. They were about to call it for the night and go to sleep or to the village when Sasuke stepped in front of Haku. "You, I demand a rematch. Now that I have my bloodline I will show you your place!"
"I have no need nor motive to fight you Uchiha-san, so I decline." Haku´s polite manners made his refusal even harder to accept for the Uchiha. Not taking a no for an answer he took a kunai from his pouch and was about to throw it when Naruto took it off his hand.
"Have you gone bananas? To think that Konoha ninja are famous for being honourable… Are you really trying to attack an ally who has refused you a match, and inside your clients home to make it worse! Kami above! What are they teaching you in the academy?" Asked Naruto making the Konoha shinobi redden in embarrassment, except the Uchiha obviously.
"Yo N-chan! I think someone has an attitude problem like that Haroy fella. Wanna fix him and make him sing a Capella?" "Is not a good match for me Bee-sensei, I can´t go all out if he is not wielding a blade, and going with my training wood swords is so laaaaaaaaaaame." Naruto, as drama queen as she was, emphasized her words bringing a hand to her forehead emulating a dramatic speech in a play.
"You! You will not mock my skills. You will fight me seriously so I can prove my superiority! I will get stronger by defeating you!" Sasuke activated his Sharingan focusing in the blonde warrior. "Mah,mah Sasuke-san, why don´t you relax yourself a bit? You are not fully recovered of your fight yet and N-chan is really strong. Taking your opponent lightly can be fatal, no matter your skills."
"Yeah yeah! Relax your anus boy. Bee-sensei always says that being too intense leads to making mistakes in the most basic stuff. Wanna spar? Fine by me, but if you are not 100% cuz of your last fight you shouldn´t demand that I go all in. I have reconsider, I will use my training stuff for this."
"DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!" Growled Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun is so cool challenging that freaky kunoichi… (moan) Sasuke-kun make me yours" Thought Sakura while the rest were thinking about what a jerk Sasuke was. Kiba, loyal as every Inuzuka, was finding hard to root for his teammate. He really needed to speak with the Hokage about changing to another team.
"Very well, let´s go outside and have a friendly spar. I don´t want any of you to get seriously hurt, so no maiming, killing or crippling blows ok?" Said Kakashi walking to the door.
Sasuke and Naruto face each other. Both waiting for the gravity defying haired ninja to announce the start of their duel. Naruto was calm and happy to show her skills. Sasuke was pissed, the Kunoichi in front of her not only suggested that he was no match for her due to his meaningless injuries, but dared to say that she could not go all out with him. He would teach her… he would teach her that her place was at his feet, begging.
Kakashi started the sparring match and Sasuke rushed to the blondie. Naruto had to admit that he was fast, even injured. But not fast enough. She dropped backwards and rolled out of his reach popping twin wooden Kodachi. "I suggest you treat this training tools as if they were the real deal. I may not be able to slice you in dices, but it will hurt nonetheless." Said that Naruto charged.
Sasuke took two kunai to block the wooden swords, but even with his eyes helping him to see each movement, he was no match for the girl. Slash after slash he was being pushed, with no time to counterattack. "See? You are not at 100%! If I were to use some advanced movements you will end up seriously injured." Taunted Naruto after a slash directed to his left thigh, that he barely blocked. "Do not mock me!" The Uchiha growled jumping back.
Sasuke threw a handful of shurikens that Naruto dodged with ease. But as she dodged she saw the ninja wire attached to them. Sasuke pulled the wires trapping the kunoichi. "Laugh now looser".
"Yes! Sasuke got her!" "Yeah, punish the bitch Sasuke-kun!" As Sakura was admiring her obsessions doing both Hinata and Bee smirked, making Kakashi really nervous by the way. "Oh! This is a disaster! I am trapped by this evil ninja wire! I'm sorry H-chan, it looks like this evil shinobi with red eyes got me! Oh cruel fate, why have you let me at this young man´s mercy. What is he doing to my pure and chaste body" Dramatized Naruto making Sasuke, Kiba and Kakashi blush furiously. "AAAAAAAAAAAH! I KNEW IT! IS A BITCH, A SLY, VICIOUS AND SHAMELESS TEMPTRESS!" Shouted inner Sakura as the girl blushed and dementedly glared at the trapped kunoichi.
"Sasuke-kun, please release me, (moan) this wire is too tight against my boobies!" Pouted Naruto with a sultry voice. Sasuke blushed even more as the kunoichi neared to him with small hops. Naruto, contorted her body to make sure that everyone appreciated her womanly curves. Hinata blushed as she watched her husband with hunger gleaming in her eyes.
"You don´t know shame kit. Wajajajajajaja. I am so proud of you my little vixen!" Said Kurama, who was having trouble breathing due to her laughter.
"You… you… you better surrender now. This match is over." Sasuke managed to say. "But… but Sasuke-kun…I am only playing you!" Said Naruto head-butting the boy in the face. Sasuke felt to the ground with a bleeding nose.
"My my, to think that the mighty Uchiha will fall to the temptations of the flesh… So does Uchiha-san lust after my body? Mmmmh I will say yes looking at the nosebleed he has" Chirped Naruto. "But you know, I like to be the one doing the stabbing, and I suspect that where I have a Kodachi you only have a kunai." Naruto giggled enjoying the innuendo. If Sasuke was furious before now he was seeing red.
"You seem to forget that you are still trapped! And no trick will change that bitch!" "Oh poor old me! What I am going to do? Is the cruel Konoha ninja going to punish me?" Pouted Naruto.
"That´s it. I am ending this now!" As Sasuke run through several hand seals Naruto said: "Oh no! I´m still trapped… (giggles) or nop!"
"Fire style: Fenix flower jutsu!" Sasuke breathed 5 small flame balls to the blonde. It was a sure hit, but Naruto, channelling wind chakra to her blades, cut through the metallic wire and somersaulted backwards avoiding the small flames that exploded in contact with the ground.
Kakashi, worried that the spar was getting out of hand, was about to stop them when Bee grabbed his arm. "Your student is a fool, but don't worry. As long as he is enraged N-chan wins, I´m sorry"
"What Bee-sensei means is that as long as Uchiha-san does not keep his temper on check, he is predictable. And he is falling in every trap N-chan is laying for him. With no puns intended Inuzuka-san, but N-chan is leading him by the nose, and doing that even his best jutsu are useless. No matter how powerful he is if he doesn't know how to use it." As Hinata explained all of them watched the Young boy pursuing the female that simply danced around him avoiding his attacks. It was pretty shaming to see the rookie of the year being taunted like a brat.
"Stay still dammit!" "But why Sasuke-kun, don´t you want to chase me anymore? Am I not desirable to you? Oh you break my heart, and to think that I was finding your advances flattering…" Said Naruto with fake spite.
"AAAAAARGH! I hate you! You insufferable blond bastard!" Shouted the raven haired boy.
"Oy, oy duck butt. Relax your anus. Do not involve my deceased parents here or I will ravage your butt to the point that you won't be able to walk again! You hear me pretty boy?" Growled Naruto and her pupils turned slitered. For a moment everyone felt like there were in the presence of a predator looking for its next meal. Akamaru jumped inside Kiba´s jacket and started whimpering. Sakura felt like she was nothing but a piece of bacon, crispy and delicious.
"What was that? Genjutsu? Well I will show her not to mess with an Uchiha elite" Though Sasuke as the sudden flash of predatory instinct faded away.
"I will do and say as I please Kumo hooker! Fire style: Great fire ball!" The Uchiha used his clan signature jutsu at point blank range. But Naruto, feeling seeing the hand sings more or less expected the incoming attack.
When the fire dispersed Sasuke stood alone in the middle of the clearing where they were sparing. At first relieved that the blonde was not taunting him, but then on guard as there was no burnt body in the ground. "So… Is little Emosuke so insecure of his manhood that is trying to burnt mine? I thought that your sensei said no maiming blows." Naruto giggled and her voice echoed through the clearing.
"Come out and face me you blonde whore!" "Tsk tsk tsk… Why so angry duck butt? Why insult my family? Calling me a whore you are disrespecting my wife. I don´t know what are you trying to achive… unless… Oh my kami. You are not only Emosuke, you are also Homosuke jajajajajajaja. Perhaps you want me to have your ass because my body is partly female? Are you too shy to offer your butt to a real man so you see me as the perfect candidate to take your virginity? Oh how flattering. Jajajajajajajaja" Naruto roared of laughter. She seemed to be everywhere.
Kiba was actually afraid, and Sakura was so angry that she looked like she was about to explode like a popcorn.
"Is N-sama a master of the silent killing? Zabuza-sama used similar tactics…" Asked Haku to Hinata. "Nop, but our other teacher is an expert hunter, as Inuzuka-san can confirm, this is a basic hunting tactic. To corner your prey and make him nervous before the killing strike." Kiba nodded in confirmation. It was unsettling to watch a single person applying pack hunting strategies with such ease.
"So, if I´m not mistaken, she is going to lure him and when he attacks she will go for the kill." Explained the dog trainer.
Sasuke was ready to blow up the forest as fast as he discovers where the blonde was. Suddenly a bush shakes. "SASUKE-KUN IS A TRAP!" Sakura yelled alerting him. Sasuke instead of throwing his kunai with an explosive tag jumps to his side avoiding several senbon. Fast as lightning he throws his weapon to the origin of the senbon. As the tag explodes he fells a chilling sensation in the back of his neck and rolls out of the way of a new hail of senbon. Getting up in a jump as he goes through hand sings he released a Fire style: Great fire ball to the bushes of the recent attack. Sasuke panted, but smirked feeling that finally he had reached his target.
"Oh, is poor Emosuke so desperate to get a piece of my ass that he celebrates burning my favourite bush. But if you want to taste my meat you´ll have to ask my jealous wife for permission" Teased Narutos voice from behind a tree.
Sasuke repeated the wire shuriken trick trapping Naruto to the tree. Before she had time to scape he used a variant of the Fire style: Great fire ball to send streams of fire throw the wires.
"Ahhhhhhh it burns nooooooooo…" Started shouting Naruto as her body set ablaze burned torching the tree. "… Or maybe not." Chuckled Naruto´s voice from other parts of the clearing.
"Emosuke Emosuke, my little cute duck butt Emosuke, that is the first competent move you have pulled in all the night, I hope you do better in bed that in the battlefield. Or you will have problems restoring your clan." Chuckles echoed in the trees. Giggles come from the bushes. Laughter flooded the air.
"Lighting style: sparkling web!" Shouted Naruto on top of a tree throwing her senbon in a cone around Sasuke. A glowing spider web formed between the senbon before passing through the boy shocking him and paralyzing his now sore body. Three Narutos appeared from behind the trees and rushed to the raven haired genin, trapping his head between their Odachi blades.
"What does the queen say?" Asked the Naruto behind Sasuke. "Off with his heads-ah!" Chorused the rest. All the girls except the one behind him disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"And cut. (Sakura nearly fainted) Jajajajaja. Well, it's my win." The sword poofed out of existence. "You know, you should try to change professions boy. I can tell that your taijutsu is better than mine and your jutsu pack more power. But you are sooooo easy to enrage and set off trail. I mean, ninjas are sneaky, we play dirty and take every advantage of our enemies. I have lure you to every trap, use my body to rattle you and my words to enrage you. If you expect fair fighting you should try being a bodyguard or a samurai." Naruto touched the back of his neck unleashing a small electric current to fix his paralysis. "I assure you that you are stronger than I." Lied the kunoichi.
"Dam right he is!" "That bitch only won because of her dirty tricks!" Shouted Sakura. Kiba and Kakashi just looked to each other sighing. The Kumo girl was right, she had toyed with Sasuke the entire time. Hinata and Kakashi used low powered water jutsu to turn off the fires. Tazuna´s family was astonished at the display of skills.
As Naruto walked away Sasuke, still furious, followed her pulling a kunai. But before he was close enough he found a kunai in his throat and a vice like icy grip in his arm. "What do you think you are doing right now Uchiha-san?" Asked politely Hinata as her kunai pressed against his skin. "Didn´t she say to be sneaky?" Asked him with a smirk. "They won't dare to touch me, the last Uchiha."
"Uchiha-san, the spar is over, threatening the life of an ally is not an intelligent course of action." Said Haku. Kakashi was mortified at his student´s behaviour, but before he could move Bee putted a hand in his shoulder saying no with his head.
"Let me be clear with you Uchiha-san. We are not Konoha shinobi, we are not even formal allies of Konoha. Maybe you are used to been allowed to do whatever you want due to being the last of your clan, but that doesn't work in the real world. If you attack us I will personally make sure that you are unable to perform jutsu for the rest of your live, then I will rip your eyes of and send you to Konoha wrapped like a gift. The only thing Konoha needs of you is your genetics. So if you attack us, as long as I don't damage your gonads they won´t do a thing. Are we clear?" The polite smile in Hinata´s face was even more unnerving that her speech. "Uchiha-san? Are we clear?" Sasuke grunted, and nodded in shame.
"How you dare to say that to Sasuke-kun! You dirty, lesbian whoHUMP!" Naruto shuted down Sakura by putting her hand in her mouth, griping her face. "Do not insult my H-chan Pinky! If it is okay for your adored duck butt to try to attack me out of the spar, then I can do whatever I want with you also." Said the blonde and the slited pupils of her eyes narrowed terrifying Sakura.
"Mah mah, we should relax now, I am sure that this is just a misunderstanding. And Sasuke just acted on the rage he piled up during the spar. After all N-chan said some ugly things as well. I think that we should call it for the night and go to bed." Said Kakashi playing the pacemaker.
The next days went fast as the Kumo team raided Gato´s properties and after taking the amount of the mission fee, they started distributing the resources to the people in Wave. With the Konoha team and all the villagers helping the bridge was finished in no time.
Tsunami was elected leader of wave and was given Gato´s Mansion to live in. But she refused and transform it into an inn for the travellers.
"Before we leave Kakashi-san I want to speak with you in private." The silver haired jonin followed Bee.
Bee pulled out a scroll and give it to Kakashi. "I´m sure that N-chan has already told you this, but my Brotha, the Raikage, wants an alliance between our villages. What N-chan does not know is that her team will be takeing part in the chunin exams in a few months. Deliver this to your kage. Here there are the basics of an alliance treaty and the basics of what happened to N-chan and H-chan. Be careful of who learns about its contents. Tell Sarutobi-sama that the Uzumakis will tell him the complete tale personally. Also tell him that no one is to make a move on them. Because there is a certain someone that really appreciates them and will not hesitate to finish what was started the day Naruto was born, if she feels that her kit and her mate are in danger." Kakashi nodded understanding what the threat was about.
The next day both teams departed to their respective villages leaving behind Wave country and The Great Bridge Of Hope.