Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.
Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"
"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"
Jutsu.
Surprises
Hokage office.
Team 7 just finished their report to the Hokage. Sasuke couldn´t wait to arrive home to keep training. That unnerving blonde kunoichi was going to learn what being a true elite means.
Sakura tried to follow Sasuke to invite him to lunch, but he was so concentrated in his own thoughts that he couldn´t hear her. Kiba and Akamaru where just not in the mood so just went home, he needed to talk with her mom, probably the most frightening Kunoichi in the land of fire.
"Hokage-sama, if I may? There are some private issues that I need to speak with you about." Sarutobi nodded and Kakashi signalled to the AMBU in the room. The Hokage dismissed them and they left without a word.
"What troubles you Kakashi-san? This old man hasn´t see you so nervous since that day…" Said the leader of the hidden village, preoccupied about one of his best men.
"Hokage-sam, my team is not working properly, I can´t write it down because the council keeps pampering Sasuke, but he is delusional. He thinks that he is superior than his teammates. Sakura is useless, she has great potential, but is nothing more than a screeching fangirl. And Kiba, Kiba is the ideal shinobi or me to train. Loyal, strong and hard working. But something happened in the mission when they were facing Zabuza´s partner and now he has stopped trying to glue the team together. My team is not workable, I need to disband and relocate. I want to keep Kiba, I want to pass to him my summoning contract, but he can´t work with Sasuke, not anymore. Sakura needs to grow far from the origin of her obsession. But I know the council will keep pushing me to Sasuke."
"That is troublesome indeed… Hmmm… I can try to rearrange the team but not until the Chunin exams. Do you think that they are ready?"
"Yes! No… not all of them. Kiba and Sasuke are powerful enough to push Sakura trough the exam to the last part. Kiba and Sakura are intelligent enough to work together keeping Uchiha safe during the second part. But only Kiba is ready to be chunin."
"Hmmmm… Train them, make sure that they can survive the exam and I will disband your team. May be I can even do something about the council. But they have to survive." Old Hiruzen took a long drag of his pipe and exhaled the smoke, slowly.
"There is something more right Kakashi" The jonin looked down ashamed. "Hai…"
"I… I found him Hokage-sama… I found Naruto…"
Sarutobi opened his eyes in surprise as Kakashi pulled out a scroll from his pouch. He placed it in the desk and dropped down in a chair, without strength to keep himself standing up, nor will to do it.
"He is changed. He told me what happened to her, him. Argh I don´t know! Is so confusing." Kakashi sighted. "He told me that he died, more or less. That the Kyubi kept him alieve that day. And fixing him he was changed. Now is a girl, well according to her a hermaphrodite. She told me that the demon believe that she is its kit. And is a Kumo kunoichi."
Kakashi dropped to his knees crying. "I couldn´t bring her back. I just could not. She was there in front of me, she told me that she doesn´t hate Konoha but that she is now a Kumo ninja. That in Kumo he, she, has a family. That she can forgive us but not forget." The man broke in front of his leader.
When Kakashi recomposed himself he told the Hokage about Kumo´s plan to form an alliance, and that the scroll was about that and about Naruto.
Inuzuka clan compound.
When Kiba Inuzuka arrived to his home he was not his cheerful persona. Every ninken of his family perceived that the young ninja was troubled, deep and hard.
He entered in the house he shared with her mother and sister and looked for the clan leader. As soon as Kuromaru (his mother´s partner) saw him, the powerful ninja wolf told him that his mother was on a meeting, but to wait for her as she was supposed to arrive in any moment.
"Hellooooooooooo! How is my youngest pup doing? How was your first C rank?" Roared Tsume entering her house. As soon as she found Kiba she knew that something was wrong, really wrong.
"Mother, I… I…" "Shhh my pup, mom is here." Said the clan head warping son a dog in a tight hug. "Tell me what happened, don´t be afraid to cry. Only those who are no man enough to admit their tears brag about not crying."
"Mom, I can´t stay in my current team, I can´t no longer trust them. Uchiha betrayed me mom. He tried to use me as a human shield. If not for Akamaru, and the fact that our enemy was only trying to render us unconscious I would be death. BETRAYED!" Kiba cried, cried out all his frustration, mistrust and anger. Tsume faked to be calm for his son´s sake. But she was Angry. And when Tsume Inuzuka gets angry, not upset nor annoyed, ANGRY, everyone knows that the shit is about to hit the fan.
Hokage office.
Hiruzen Sarutobi was deep in thought. Naruto was found, but now he was loyal to another village. At least it was not Iwagakure. Sighing in resignation he opened the scroll.
To the Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato.
I, A, Raikage of Kumogakure no Sato, write to you for several reasons that I find of our common interest.
Actually we are probably the strongest ninja nations, and for the shake of peace and prosperity, as well as for the sake of two people that both our villages hold dear, I want to form an alliance between our two villages. As a sign of good faith I will send a team or two to the upcoming Chunin exams in Konoha, including the two ninja that I have grown to hold dear.
First of all I am not my father. I do not find acceptable to kidnap foreign children to strengthen a village´s might. That said, I did not abduct nor Naruto Uzumaki nor Hinata Hyuga/Uzumaki. I provided shelter to them, and it was them who choose to join Kumo. But that is something that they will explain to you personally. As they requested me to do, I will only say that both of them were betrayed by their fellow villagers.
Under the care of my brother, the Hachibi jinchuriki, both had grown into explendid ninja and Naruto has reached the status of perfect jinchuriki. Thanks to that we have learned about the true reason of the Kyubi attack 16 years ago. Someone extracted the Ninetails from Naruto´s mother and forced the beast to attack Konoha. The biju considers Naruto its own child, because it was in good terms with his mother and can´t have its own children.
To protect Kumogakure´s jinchurikis and Konoha from the man that caused the incident I stent you my wish to form an alliance.
P.S:
The biju knows about Naruto´s heritage. I know that they have spoken about his mother, about his father I don´t know. I will allow them to be send to Konoha if we ally ourselves, due to my respect for his father. But as long as They want to be Kumo Shinobi, Kumo Shinobi they will remain.
Hinata had a document signed by the elders of her very own clan releasing her from the clan to the person she was to marry. Actually she is legally married to Naruto, even if they have not have a wedding celebration yet. But she will give you the details.
Also, to avoid surprises Naruto is now a hermaphrodite, and his body is mostly female. He/She will give you the details.
Is they wish that you don´t talk about this with anyone, so they can deliver the news, to her family for example.
Yours truly: Raikage A.
The Sandaime read and re-read the scroll. This Chunin exam were going to be a real pain in the ass. "Bah, I am too old for this. I need to retire again… but who can be the next Hokage? Naruto, be well please."
Kumogakure, Raikage Office.
"I am glad that you are all fine. So, you meet the infamous copy ninja Kakashi?"
"Yes, Raikage-old-man. He… He was one of the few ninja that actually kept me safe when I was in Konoha!" Said Naruto. A made a gesture to Bee and he nonded in answer.
"And who is this?" Said the bulky man pointing to the pretty boy.
"I am Haku Momochi Raikage-sama. I was Zabuza-sama´s sevan… Son. He… Father asked N-sama to take care of me. I wish to serve him as I serve Zabuza-sama." Said Haku bowing deep.
"A-sama. Haku is a strong shinobi of the fallen Yuki clan. I have attached a detailed resume of his story and known skills to Bee-sensei´s report. I find him trustworthy, and he poses the Ice release bloodline."
"Well, if H-chan considers you trustworthy then I have no doubts. Tell me Momochi-san, what do you want of Kumo? Do you want to be a shinobi? Rebuild your clan? Be a civilian?"
"Raikage-sama I just wish to serve the Uzumaki clan." "And what about your bloodline? Would you agree to produce more ice users? I can ask some females to help you breed your bloodline."
"I do not wish to restart my clan, in fact I have never been part of the clan. My mother was an exiled. I don´t have clan secret nor jutsu except my original ones. I don´t mind sharing my bloodline, but I don´t want to form a family… if you can assure me that the females are willing I don´t mind donating my… seed? But I won´t be a father to any of those… ice users. Although I'm willing to teach them my jutsu." Haku was visibly uncomfortable with the topic.
"That is acceptable. I assure you that I won't force anyone to do this. You have my word." Said A nodding in agreement.
"Hey Raikage-old-man check this out! Look at my new blade! Zabuza-san gave it to me" Nearly shouted an exited Naruto unsealing the Kubikiribocho. "Neat right? Look at this blade! It´s so coooooooool. And it repairs and sharpens itself!" Naruto got stars instead of eyes at this point.
"Haku-san, I give you my key to our apartment. I have a spare one at home so don´t worry." Haku nodded taking the key Hinata was offering.
A raised his hand to get their attention. "In two months Konoha will held the Chunin exams. I want your team in, and with Haku you are 3 as requested." A raised his hand again to stop Naruto from interrupting him. "I planned to send you and team D, but Omoi and Samui were hurt in their last mission. Yes N-chan they are fine. No N-chan they still can´t go because they have to recover and train first. In fact Samui requested to skip this exam so she can be back to her 100% and train some more. And before you ask, both of them fell down a ravine protecting their clients."
Before Naruto could say something Hinata took a step forward saying. "We will do as you command. I understand that it has something to do with the scroll Bee-sensei gave to Hatake-san?"
"H-chan you are frightening sometimes. Where you following me with your eyes?"
"Nop Bee-sensei, I watched it with my normal sight. I do not spy on my friends and allies without a good reason." Said the girl bowing slightly.
"You are to reach the third part of the exam, I will go personally to witness it and to make an alliance with Konoha. I am understood?" All the ninja there answered Hai! in a chorus.
"Bee will go as your sensei. But inside the exam H-chan will be leading the team. She is cunning and perceptive to the point to fooling a jounin, so under her command you will likely get around everything they put in your way." Team Bee nodded.
"MABUI!" The secretary entered the room fast as lightning.
"Mabui, this is Haku, and is willing to not only join Kumogakure but also to give us a new bloodline. So I want you to prepare a breeding program to…" "Permision to speack my mind Raikage-sama!" Interrupted the tanned woman. A grumbled in annoyance but they all heard granted between his mumblings.
"ARE YOU NUTS! You are supposed to be the main opposition to the old ways! And you ARE asking a GIRL who just joined Kumo to TURN herself in a BABY factory! YOU MUSCLE HEADED STEROID FILLED PIG!" Shouted Mabui losing her cool completely.
"I´m in love!" Said Bee writing furiously in his notebook.
"MABUI. I want you to find females that willingly will breed HIS bloodline. Haku is a freaking Boy!" Shouted A breaking his desk.
"A WHAT!?" "A boy secretary-sama." Said Haku to the stunned woman.
"But… But he is so cuuuuuuuute! Tel me pretty boy do you want to do this with a medical procedure or do you prefer the natural approach?" Asked Mabui drooling. "Is like a doll, and so well mannered… I may want to have him one night jejejeje."
"Sorry, but that is not for me to decide. You must ask N-sama or H-sama about that. Also I want the women know that I do not intend to be a father nor start a clan."
"He has a servant complex, or something like that. So I guess it is up to us to decide H-chan." "Well then I say that he is to take the medical approach to ensure the insemination is a success. But also we allow him to have some fun as long as the females involved understand his desires."
"Tell me Haku-chan, do you have some previous experience?" Asked Mabui tangling her arms around one of his in a seductive way.
"No Mabui-sama" Mabui stared hungrily at the virgin boy. "Don´t worry cute boy, Mabui will teach you. Also I knew some girls that will be interested in the natural way once they meet you."
"Just bring him home tomorrow morning so we can show him the place. Enjoy your Training Haku-kun" Snickered Naruto as the voluptuous woman dragged the blushing boy out of the room.
"Nooooooo Mabui-chan…" Pouted Bee with tear waterfalls crossing his face. The rest laughed.
Konoha, Hokage´s office.
As requested by the Inuzuka matriarch the Hokage and Kakashi meted with her in the Hokage office.
"Inuzuka-san why have you requested us to meet here?" Asked the old leader.
"Hokage-sama, it has been brought to my attention that one of my clan members is having issues with his team. The fact that he is my son doesn´t matter taking into account the severity of the offence against him."
"Inuzuka-sama… Tsume-san… I know that after the mission in Wave country Kiba and Akamaru are having troubles with team dynamics, and I have asked Hokage-sama to disband my team. In fact your son is the only student that makes me proud. Has Kiba-kun perhaps told you what happened to him? He doesn't answer me when I ask."
"It hurts doesn´t it Kakashi-san? You are in a lot of people´s opinion the closest thing to an Inuzuka. Brave, loyal and thanks to your summoning contract close to ninkens. You must understand then the pains of betrayal for a dog… or a shinobi of my clan."
"Betrayal? Tsume-chan please tell us what happened to young Kiba-kun." Pleaded Sarutobi.
"Betrayal happened. BETRAYAL" Shouted the enraged feral woman. "That fleabag, pampered, pompous, smelly piece of shit betrayed my son. He tried to use him as a human shield and if not because of Akamaru and that the enemy shinobi was trying to incapacitate them instead of killing… My pup could be death because of that arrogant prick. I want that bastard out of my son´s team and I want him to pay for his crime. Not only that is a crime against a fellow teammate but it is also the worst thing you can do to an Inuzuka. I had to arrange Yamanaka´s help to make sure my son can continue being a shinobi without a long term of inactivity to get over this."
For Inuzuka Tsume to be able to speak this long without shouting, growling or barking could be considered a record. Unfortunately it only added seriousness to her request.
"Tsume-chan… I am really sorry, we didn´t knew. But unfortunately we can do nothing until the chunin exams are finished. We have to wait until them to disband the team."
"Let me guess. The council wants the Uchiha bastard in the exams. Grrrrrrr. Very well dam it. Dam all of them and the smaller clans that support them. This is going to cost them Sarutobi, I swear in my clans name that this they will pay in due time." Tsume couldn´t help it, she clawed the desk leaving marks on it.
"Tsume-san I promise you that I will do my best to ensure that your son is ready for the exams, also y will have him signing my dog summon contract. I hope that having more partners will help him recover."
"That… That is actually very generous of you Kakashi. You know that it's been years that my clan is after a canine summoning contract." Tsume relaxed a bit. "Also sorry for lashing at you indirectly. I know that you like the Uchiha situation as much as I do."
"No, I really deserve it. I am their sensei and team leader so it is my responsibility and, by proxy, my fault… If only Sasuke was more like Obito… Heck even his psicopat of a brother was better teammate than him. Dam the civilian council and their allies."
Tsume motioned as if she was toasting and said: "Dam the civilian council!"
"Cheers!" Said the Hokage surprising the other two.
"Before I go one more thing. If my son dies in the exams before the third part and the bastard survives… I will personally claw out his eyes, give them to Kuromaru as a snack and the cut out what makes him a boy so the medical guard can have his genetics. I am clear?" Growled Tsume slamming the door behind her.
"If only Kiba-kun had told me earlier…" Lamented his sensei. "Kakashi, I know that being a sensei is hard. You are not the first one with difficult students. But please, endure a couple of months more. I all goes well we will somehow recover contact with…" Hiruzen approached to his ear and whispered: "Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga Uzumaki"
The pervert in both men forced them to giggle shamelessly.
For the next months life was good for team Bee.
Naruto and Hinata continued pushing themselves and Haku was included in the team dynamics. Also, not being on the run, he had more time to train, reaching new power levels and developing new jutsu. Under the tutelage of Killer Bee and with Naruto and Hinata as his sparring partners and sometimes Karui, he rediscovered a new meaning to the term training crazy.
Konoha teams were having a similar time. Originally Kakashi was thinking about not telling them about the exams, but then he decided that may be knowing about the exams will kick his team on track.
With his help Sasuke, after being disciplined several times about the wave incident, developed his sharingan further.
Sakura was still as useless as she was before, but at least she was taking the basic training seriously, the area she improved the most was taijutsu. Also she started learning about first aid skills.
Kiba, with the help of the Yamanaka, more or less get over the betrayal suffered at the hands of his very own teammate. He was participating again in team dynamics, but he was no longer the one pushing their teamwork to its best.
"Kiba-kun after the training today I want you to come with me." Said Kakashi after the first week of training. He guided Kiba to a clearing in the training grounds.
"Kiba, why didn´t you tell me? I am your team leader and sensei, I am to help you with everything I can." The jonin sighted. "I agreed with the Hokage and your mother to disband this team after the exams. I´m stuck with Sasuke because of the council. But if I am given the choice to choose between the three of you I will chose you Kiba. You are a loyal and brave warrior and whit time you will learn to be subtle. That is why I have decided to share this with you." Kakashi pulled out his summoning contract.
Kiba opened his eyes in awe. He tried to say something but find himself unable of coherent speech.
"Is in partly my fault that you are in this situation. I promise you that I will make sure you get in an acceptable team under a proper sensei. Also I´m sure that my pack will accept you and in due time merge with the Inuzuka. My door will be always open for you two." The guilty driven sensei scratched behind Akamaru´s ears affectionately.
Kiba signed the contract and every day after the regular training he practice summoning with the copy ninja. The ninken pack helped him with his trusting and instinct issues and he started seeing Kakashi as the competent yet depressed ninja he was instead of the lazy bastard he seemed to be. Out of curiosity he asked his mother about Kakashi´s history. This putted the silver haired jonin in a new light to his student.
Author note:
I have acquired two beta readers but they won't be helping me until September. I also plan to fix and update again old chapters once September starts.
I am motivated to write right now, so I decided to write as much as I can. When Septembers starts and summer holydays end, I won´t have as much free time as I have now. So I will be updating less and also will spend more time correcting my mistakes and improving the quality of my writing.
Changing topics, in the reviews someone suggested that I must be Brazilian. And I am genuinely intrigued about what makes him suspect that. I just having a good share of laughs with my friends theorizing about the reasons behind his or her guessing.