Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.
Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"
"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"
Jutsu.
Chunin exams start
Team 7 arrived to the academy completely oblivious of the Kumo team following them. They found a green clad ninja in the second floor being harassed by what looked like more experienced ninja.
"C´mon let me pass, I have to take the exam guys."
"Pfff, go home kid. You´ll thank us later. Same goes for you newbies." "Yeah, go to mama before the big guys make you cry." Laughed the pair.
"Back off you two. You are fooling no one. You are no genin and is not the 3rd floor, so droop the genjutsu and let us pass." Said Sasuke with his I´m superior to you tone.
"Oh my kami he is so stupid. This is a trap to get rid of some of the participants!" Thought Naruto from the stairs. "The Uchiha prick is stupid arrogant or so arrogant that he is stupid? What do you chose Hinata-chan?" Hinata rolled her eyes not caring to answer.
They were about to continue to the next floor when the green clad ninja stopped them. "Wait, you are Haruno Sakura right? I´m the young and youthful green beast of Konoha, Rock Lee. Please go out with me, I´ll protect you with my life." Sakura walked backwards gesturing no with her arms, incapable of coherent speech.
"Out of my way creep!" "You are Sasuke Uchiha yes? I wish to engage you in youthful combat for you are known as the genius of our generation!" Shouted Lee.
"Sasuke, we don´t have time for this. Let´s go" Akamaru barked to emphasize his owners words.
"Silence mutt! I will end this quickly!" His arrogance flooded the room.
Both boys took their fighting stances. Sasuke rushed to Lee trying to punch his face, but Lee proved to be faster than him and dropped backward dodging his fist. After that he launched a spinning kick sending Sasuke to the floor. The duck butt haired boy got up to in time to see Lee rushing to him.
"You are no match to my Sharingan!"
Lee ignored him. Both started to trade blows, but even if Sasuke was able to avoid or parry some of them thanks to his eyes, he was no match for the green clad ninja.
"Konoha Whirlwind" Shouted Lee sending Sasuke flying, and was about to continue his attack when some shurikens landed at his feet.
"That is enough! We are about to take a ninja exam so stop fooling around you two." Barked Kiba. Sasuke got up glaring at both boys.
"You are right Inuzuka-san. Uchiha-san I decided to challenge you because you are a genius unlike me. But you are not the genius I wish to surpass. He is Neji Hyuga, and he is the strongest genin of Konoha." Said Lee walking to the stairs.
Team 7 arrived to the third floor and went to the other teams of their generation, team 8 and team 10.
"Hi ya guys. Wow it looks like all the rookies are here!" Saluted Kiba.
"Kiba, relax man. You are too troublesome." Was Shikamaru´s answer.
"Sasuke-kun! I soooo knew that you were coming!" "Back off Ino-pig!" "In your dreams Forehead!" And with that both girls started a new round of their war for true love.
With both girls causing a ruckus no one noticed the team approaching them until Akamaru barked and jumped into Haku´s open arms.
"Is good to see you little one, it warms my heart to see no resentment in your eyes" Said Haku while petting the dog.
"Yo fellas, care to introduce us to your friends?" Said a grinning Naruto with both hands behind her head.
"We are N, Haku and H from Kumogakure. We teamed up with Kiba´s team in their first high ranked mission. It is a pleasure to meet you konoha shinobi." Said Hinata bowing slightly.
They were introducing themselves when an older genin by the name Kabuto approached them. Said genin offered them advice, as not to draw attention to themselves, and information on other ninjas.
"I want to see what you got on Lee of Konoha, Gaara of Suna and N of Kumo!" Demanded the Uchiha glaring at the Kumo team.
"Bah, you even know their names, that is no fun at all." Sighted Kabuto bantering his deck of cards.
"Let´s see, Lee. Ok, Lee is a genin of the generation previous to yours. His teammates are the kunoichi of the year Tenten and the prodigy of the Hyuga Neji, all of them under the taijutsu specialist Maito Guy. Lee has a condition that doesn´t allow him to mold chakra out of his body so he can only perform taijutsu. They have done several c rank missions and countless d ranked."
Kabuto picked another card. "Well, isn´t it interesting? Gaara Sabaku, and his siblings Kankuro and Temari. This team under the elite Jonin Baki has done 0 d ranked mission, several c and two b ranked. Gaara has never been harmed in his entire ninja carrier. About his fighting style I know nothing."
"Yo Mr. Veteran, let´s see what you have on me." Interrupted Naruto smirking mischievously.
"N Uzumaki. You are not a ninja born in Kumo but your origin is unknown. You claim to be an Uzumaki but also unknown. Jutsu and missions unknown. All I have is that you are part of one of the two elite genin teams, a new initiative that started with your generation. Your teammates are H and Haku, your sensei Killer Bee. And I don´t have more on you…" Said an annoyed Kabuto.
"Well you know more than what we are comfortable sharing, so I´ll have to inform A-sama about this. We need to keep spies from this kind of info after all." Commented Hinata. At her side Naruto was grinning madly, mischief incoming.
"You hurt my feelings Sasuke-kun, if you want to know me better all you have to do is ask…(chuckles) and bring some lube." Naruto winked seductively. Kiba roared with laughter holding his sides.
Sakura and Ino where enraged, and the rest of the rookies were kind of lost not understanding the innuendo that made Sasuke all red and angry.
"If he has no info on you is because you´re a weak and pathetic kunoichi team trying to steal Sasuke-kun from me!" Blurted Ino before continuing to argue with Sakura.
"It is true that I have more information on notable shinobi…" Said Kabuto excusing himself.
"You! Get this in your Info cards. We, Sound ninja are the toughest shinobi here and will ace this exams."
Kabuto explained to the other genin that Sound was a new village and relatively unknown. Hearing this, specially taking into account Kabuto´s dismissive tone, did not help calming the sound team. The bandaged one, Dosu, punched Kabuto sending him to the floor. Said action made Naruto, Kiba and Akamaru whine and clench their ears.
"N-sama are you ok?" Halu rushed to his master. Naruto nodded and was about to explain to the sound ninja why it was not a good idea to mess with her when a scarred man entered the room.
"Listen up maggots! I want everyone in their seats and I want them now. No whining no, no complaining and in absolute silence. Do or be gone from my exam." The tall man barked as he walked to the teacher´s desk, trench coat waving which each step.
"I am Ibiki Morino and I'll make sure you are ready for chunin duties my way. So off with the kiddy gloves. You are going to do a written exam now, I we catch you cheatings 5 times you are out, so are your teammates. So don´t mess this chance!"
Jounin´s room
"So, you think your teams ready for this exam?" Asked Asuma to his fellow jonin.
"Well yeah, my team is pretty consistent. Shino is really smart and a good leader. Sai is awkward as hell but he´ll do fine and Ren… well Ren is in the capable hands of her teammates. I hope is not too much pressure for her. I´m proud of her, don´t get me wrong, but she performs better in the non-direct approaches."
"Ne Kurenai-san. Ren is that civilian born Kunoichi of your team right? The one you adopted?" Asked Kakashi. "I am curious, I heard that she was a genius, but the academy informs say little about her."
"Yes, she is frightening when she has time to work, but deals hard with expectative and public. Always afraid of creeping up her friends because of her talents. I am happy that I got an Aburame and a former protégée of Danzo as her teammates. After all is not easy to deal with a poison mistress of her talent. I wish Anko will stop pestering her every time she comes by."
"Wow, you are truly unlucky then. This year´s first exam proctor is Ibiki, I don´t know if you have had the pleasure but he is Anko´s boss. The head of T&I department." Said Asuma lighting a smoke.
"I… I have to have faith in my little one" Said the young jonin.
"Most youthful Kurenai, I´m glad to see that you took a protégée like myself. But I have to admit that I was unsure at first because you were so young." Exclaimed Guy.
"Yo Konoha nin, care if I join in? I have some kiddos in my charge as well so maybe I can offer counsel yeah!" Said Bee nearing the Konoha jonins.
"Guys this is Killer Bee from Kumo, we did a mission together and he is here with his team for the exams and to be some kind of good faith envoy. His brother is the current Raikage, and wishes to better the relationship between our villages." Explained the cyclops.
"Well, as I was saying, I was quite worried when a 16 year old Kunoichi wanted to adopt an 8 year old kid. But I am glad I was mistaken."
"Well, it was not exactly like that. You see, I am an orphan myself. When I was in the academy I worked part time as a caretaker for the Hyuga. I was devastated when little Hinata vanished. The Hokage tried to help me by showing me that more kids where in need of attention and that I could make the difference for them. I started working in the orphanage, there I found Ren within the elder kids, those who nobody wanted to adopt. I found about her talent and how the others rejected her… So after graduating, as a legal adult I asked the Hokage to let me adopt her as a sister and make her join the academy. I… she… She is not a substitute for Hinata, I never thought of her like that. But she is quite similar in some aspects and help me with my grieving." Explained the 25 year old woman.
"Bah, don´t worry. I am sure that no one will judge you over that. Especially not that Hinata-girl. And do not worry about the exam, one of my girls is totally going to demolish it. I heard that this Ibiki fella is very skilled in psychological warfare. I pity the man, N-chan is going to ruin the mod he will be trying to set." Laughed Bee.
Exam room.
The different ninja were trying to get the answers by any mean possible. Only those with privileged minds like Sakura or Shikamaru were able to get the answers by themselves.
Hinata was using her Byakugan and Haku made a small ice mirror in the ceiling to copy. Suna team where using their gifts and sound team was using Morse. Meanwhile team after team where leaving the room after being caught.
"Well is obvious that we need to cheat, this questions are toooo advanced."
"So what are you going to do Naruto? Want me to pass on Hinata´s answers?"
"Nah, I have a better idea!" Mentally shouted Naruto with her most mischievous grin in place. "Jejejeje, you make me proud my clever vixen!"
Naruto made a clone and stand up grinning, then went to one of the disguised chunin and saying Thank you for helping took his sheet full of answers and seated again in her place while dispelling the clone in her chair.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Shouted Ibiki. Hinata and Haku knowing their teammate snickered a bit.
"Relax Scarface-san, I am doing my exam. You know, I am good at infiltration but gathering info from inside? Pffff, no way. So I get up, made a clone, take an exam and seat again. You caught me 4 times so I´m not out yet." Every chunin in the room paled.
"Well we have some cocky yet clever ones this year. From now on if someone repeats this stunt he or she can consider himself or herself out." Growled Ibiki quite furious that someone had found a loophole in his exam.
40 minutes latter Ibiki called for the last question. Those who failed it were not to take the exam ever again and it mattered not the other answers, this question decided the exam.
"What are you going to do now Kumo blondie-chan? You can´t just power through this question" Snikered Ibiki.
"No need to Scarface-san. I have other ways of getting the answer even if I don´t know it. Besides you can only deny me this promotion, or may be my chances of exam promotion. But even I can´t take this exam again, there are other ways. I can get a field promotion or be the first genin Raikage wajajajajajaja!" Laughed Naruto not giving a shit about the exam.
"Dam her! She completely ruined my exam!" "Well? Is there any one sane that wish to drop or are you a crowd of moronic knuckleheads?" Asked Ibiki. "No? Well then let me tell you one thing… you all pass! Congratulations…"
"WHAT!" Shouted a lot of genins together.
"You will be asked to take risk during your duties as chunin and higher. I have to make sure that you're ready for that" Ibiki took his bandana off showing his scars. "Sometimes you will have to sacrifice your own well-being for the mission. So be ready to…"
A loud crash interrupted Ibiki´s speech and a ball of dark cloth entered breaking the window. The ball unwrapped revealing a banner and a woman in a tan trench coat. The banner said Anko Mitarashi sexy single proctor of the second exam. Said woman turned around revealing that she was only dressed in a fishnet ninja mesh, an orange skirt and AMBU like armoured sandals.
The purple haired woman grinned before shouting: "All right soft-heads I'm the proctor of the second exam, be ready to suffer jajajajajaj… where´s Ibiki?"
"You are early again Anko!" Grumbled an annoyed Ibiki.
"Oh man, you let all of those maggots pass? Wow at this rate I´ll be the most feared interrogator of our department instead of you boss!" Anko was counting the genins while speaking.
"This year we have a lot of talent, don´t underestimate them Anko."
"Yeah yeah, whatever. When I´m done with them more than a half will be out. OK you lot of no-go ninjas to be! I want you in training ground 44 in an hour or you´ll be out of the exam! Now hurry out of my sight! Except little Renny, she has some donations to do jejeje"
As people leave Ren and the rest of team 8 approached the proctors. Team Bee was also there.
"Renny-chan give me some of your blood pleeeeeeeease!" Begged Anko using her strongest puppy eyes jutsu.
"A-Anko-san I ca-can´t do that. There is people watching and I have to go to your exam…"
"Oh you are no fun at all. (Anko turned to the Kumo Shinobi) What do you want girls?" The Kumo team snickered.
"Yo Scarface! We got some pretty juicy info for ya! You know? We are going to be allies and all that stuff…" Naruto said as Anko rolled on the flor laughing as a madwoman.
"She calls you Scarface Bwajajajajaja. Oh boy I hope we end up as allies. I soooo wanna hang out with you girls."
"Anko behave please. Tell me, what this info you speak about is." Said Ibiki getting serious.
"There is a supposed gennin in the exams that we think that is a spy. He is a genin by the name of Kabuto, from here, Konoha. But he knows about information that no genin should know. Not even your best spies should know about it for the matter." Explained Hinata.
"I´ll look it up, thank you for the tip." Said Ibiki nodding.
"Well team 8 and team Kumo girls, let´s go!"
"Anko-san, Haku-san is a boy." Anko made a chewing lemon face as Hinata told her about Haku´s gender.