Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.

Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.

"Speaking"

"Thinking"

"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"

"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"

Jutsu.

The Preliminars part 2

"Secret Technique: Mind body switch jutsu!"

Naruto´s mindscape

Ino woke up in a dark forest of gigantic trees under a full moon. It surprised her albeit she knew that some people outside her clan were able to reach their mindscapes trough meditation and even reshape them.

"Well I should be careful. Daddy said that people with reshaped mindscapes can put some resistance to our jutsu… There is light in that direction, the memories and control areas must be there."

Ino arrived to the end of the forest and found herself in a meadow with several bonfires randomly distributed and a wooden house near a river. "There! That must be the control area of this body!"

Suddenly Naruto appeared next to her. But this Naruto had long ears and a bright yellow tail, same colour as her hair but with a golden glow to it. The newly arrived girl focused on her as the slits in her azure eyes narrowed dangerously.

"You shouldn´t be here. Leave, this place is dangerous." Said Naruto in a dangerous tone.

The Yamanaka remembered that it was dangerous to mind walk on people with split personalities and some other mental conditions. Ino was about to ask her how it was possible that she was there when her jutsu should have suppress her consciousness when a thunderous sound boomed from the mountain high tree forest.

"TRESPASSER! BETRAYER! SCUM! I´LL DEVOUR YOUR FILTHY SOUL FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION! HOW DARE YOU CAME TO THIS SACRED PLACE! HAVE YOUR KIN LEARN NOTHING FROM THOSE HOE TRIED BEFORE YOU? YOU´RE DOOMED!" A deep and murderous voice came from the forest as the trees began to move to let whoever that voice´s owner was.

"Shit! You better run!" The tailed girl grabbed her hand and started running through the meadow at high speeds, dragging the Yamanaka with her. "Don´t look back, focus on running! We must arrive to the house if you are to survive my mother!"

Ino did her best not to triple as the weird looking Naruto dragged her at unbelievable speed. She could hear the loud steps of their pursuer, but she dared not to look, not even when the bonfires started to explode near them. In a last sprint Naruto managed to enter both in the house closing the door behind them.

"Whaaaaaaa…(Naruto sighted). We did it." The jinchuriki turned to her uninvited guest. "You are lucky that I found you before Momma. She would have eat you alive. Ne? If you were to die in my mind would you die in the real world also?"

"Ye-yes." A loud and dark growl echoed shaking the house. "What the hell is that?!" Asked Ino taking cover behind the sofa.

"Jajajaja that is my Ka-san. She is upset because you forced your way to my mindscape. She hates genjutsu and mind-walkers. Tell me. Is there any reason why you didn´t release your jutsu yet? I mean, you know that my mind is dangerous for you."

"Eh… yeah. Dad told me that, even if they are few, some people's minds can be dangerous for us if we are not trained properly. I guess I was too scared to realize that I can break the jutsu." Ino said making the hand sing to stop her Secret Technique: Mind body switch jutsu but Naruto stopped her. "I´ll give you a little advice before you leave. Do not perform any mind jutsu in the Suna red head. That boy is bonkers, totally out of his mind. He will rather kill everyone around him instead of having a good meal. Totally bananas I assure you."


Real world.

In the real world only 20 seconds had passed from when Ino and Naruto went still to the moment where both were able to move again. Naruto sighted and stretched while walking to Ino, who´s legs was still paralyzed.

"Well, will you surrender now?" Ino nodded. "Don´t feel bad, you are pretty skilled. But like Tenten you had bad luck being paired with me." Naruto offered her a hand and helped her return to the upper floor while Hayate proclaimed Naruto the winner.

Both girls where praised by their teams and Asuma even went to Naruto to thank her for not going harder on his student. Naruto just said that it was ok, they were not at war so every lose should be just an opportunity to learn and improve one's skills.

Kiba Inuzuka vs Haku Momochi

"Just my luck. Come on Akamaru" Growled the frustrated Inuzuka jumping to the arena. Haku shunsined there keeping his calm demeanour.

"Hey Haku-san. I know that I stand no chance against you, but I have trained real hard since the last time we fought. I will surrender now, but care to spar against me? So I can see if I have truly improve."

"It will be my pleasure Kiba-san, Akamaru-kun. I accept your challenge, but please do not forfeit just in case we are forced to leave the arena before our spar. Come at me with all you got, I accept your challenge." Said Haku adjusting his battle kimono and takeing some senbon needles.

"So you forfeiting or not?" Asked Hayate.

"Proctor, Kiba-san and I battled each other some time ago so he doesn´t think that he has a chance against my. But I would like to fight him for the sake of proving that he has indeed improve in this time. So let as fight, no one has a 100% chance of winning."

"All right. You shall begin!"

Kiba activated his Secret Technique: Four legs jutsu acquiring a more feral appearance. "Come on Akamaru! Let's do this. Secret Technique: Human beast clone!" Akamaru then transformed in a copy of the feral Kiba and both ran to Haku claws ready.

"We´ll do our best! Brace yourself Haku-san!" Akamaru barked supporting Kiba´s words. Both started a combo of claw slashes and kicks in perfect coordination. Haku however was fast enough to dodge and block their attacks. Haku kicked Kiba, who dragged Akamaru with him falling to the floor.

"Tunnelling fang!" Both Inuzuka started rotating and tried to drill through the feminine looking boy. But he just rolled out of the way. "Ice release: one thousand needles" Whispered Haku and hundreds of ice senbon appeared around dog and owner. Kiba pushed Akamaru out of the way and skilfully dodged most of them and taking off his jacket deflected the rest.

"Never seen a move like that, pity that your jacket is now a strainer." Haku smiled to Kiba. Said boy get in a new stance and winking at Akamaru both jumped backwards as the original threw a smoke bomb.

"Take my new and original Jutsu! They say that we, The Inuzuka are stupid and that we don´t know how to be subtle. Secret Technique: Hidden tunnelling fang!" Both drilling tornados rushed out of the smoke dragging it and covering the arena as they tried to tear the Kumo ninja apart.

Haku skilfully dodged until he was unable to see the tornados trying to drill his flesh. "Ice release: Mirror shield" A lone ice mirror appeared in front of Haku and he used it to take cover jumping from side to side to avoid the ferocious onslaught. When the smoke dissipated both, Kiba and Akamaru were panting but still ready to fight.

Up in the railings Sakura commented that it was not than original. Kakashi smirked, Kiba was learning at last.

Kiba and Akamaru charged again throwing fast claw jabs and kicks. Haku was dodging them, but it seemed like it was almost too easy. Suddenly a new tornado came from under the floor that Haku was not able to dodge. The furious drill ripped through Haku´s flesh throwing him to the floor several meters from where he was. Surprisingly Haku started to get up despite of the nasty looking gashes in his back. But suddenly the emanating blood turned transparent and the boy shattered like glass.

"You knew it right? From the start yes? You knew it." Sighted Kiba, while the bunshin next to him dispelled. Akamaru stood by his side ready to continue fighting. Haku emerged slowly from the mirror.

"That was truly an unexpected strategy. I never suspected a thing, I was just lucky. I avoided your trap while laying mine. You however managed to break my Ice clone that has more or less all my physical abilities. Had been me, you would have landed a good hit at my back before I managed to escape using jutsu." Haku bowed a bit acknowledging Kiba´s efforts. "Let me see how much have you improved! Ice release: Demonic mirrors!"

Young Momochi´s eyes gleamed in recognition and for the first time in the fight he looked eager to fight instead of calm and collected. A dome of ice mirrors formed around both ninjas and dog. Haku stepped inside a mirror ready to unleash his senbon barrages.

"Tell me Kiba, have you find a way around my jutsu?" Chuckled Haku.

In the upper floor everyone felt the change in the atmosphere. The real fight was about to start.

"Those Kumo ninja are frightening. Obviously we don't know the skills of the first two, but Momochi-san is toying with Kiba. According to my research Kiba, while brash and not very deceptive, is not a pushover. Besides that is a real bloodline not one developed by the use of secret jutsu." Observed Shino.

"Kakashi, what is the story with those two? They seem pretty intense about this fight. Also I expected the Inuzuka to be shouting and charging like a rage blinded beast." Asked Asuma.

"In our first C ranked mission Haku was there as an enemy ninja. Instead of killing my Genin Zabuza Momochi´s apprentice was knocking them out using senbon while moving inside that dome. H-san of Kumo saved them, but not before Sasuke´s betrayal to his comrade. I will not say more, just know that for Inuzuka betrayal from a pack member is really hard to cope with. I am disbanding this team as soon as the exams are over. I know that the council will make it impossible for me to get rid of the Uchiha, so I will try to do all I can for Kiba to end in a team that will help him heal." Sakura was about to replay when Kakashi rested his angry lone eye on her. "Sakura if you dare to open that mouth of yours pry the rest of the Jonin are able to hold me. Because I swear that you will eat your teeth."

It was rare to see the lay back Jonin angry, that was something all of the Konoha ninja knew. The very same reason why they were now weary of the cyclops. "What happened in that mission?" Was everyone's thought.

"Kakashi-san… if you are willing I am ok with trading Kiba for Sai. The young artist is kind of weird, but more advanced than the rest of the team, so he will be little work for you. Besides I think that Ren and Shino will help heal Kiba, my team is very accepting and sensible to each ones needs." Offered Kurenai, full of concern for the young dog tamer.

"Thank you Kurenai-san."

Back in the arena

"Haku-san, prepare yourself because here comes my new jutsu!" Kiba bite his thumb and started doing hand seals. "Ninja art: summoning jutsu! Help me Pakun!" A poof of smoke later a small dog appeared saying hello. "Here we go Pakun, Akamaru! Secret jutsu: accelerated piercing fang!" Both Kiba and Akamaru in dog form started doing the Tunnelling fang jutsu bouncing in the ice mirrors while Pakun barked directions. Each time both twisters pass near each other the smaller one increased its speed and rotation rate. Finally Pakun barked and, as Kiba undid his technique and grabbed the talking ninken, the Akamaru twister darted to one of the mirrors piercing it to the point of passing through it. Kiba jumped out of the dome following his faithful companion.

"Heh. We did it. I can´t believe it! We fucking did it Akamaru! Yeah yeah YEAH! Take that Broader, we did what the Sharingan could not!" Both Inuzuka started howling like wild wolves. At last their confidence restored and justly proud of their feat. Pakun banished in a poof of smoke, chuckling.

"Kiba-san, we are not done yet. You have yet to defeat me." Said Haku coming out of a mirror as he let the rest crumble.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. I Forfeit. I have won something more important that this stupid match! Thank you by the way for letting me perform our new jutsu, whit this I will earn honour and respect in my clan as well as a boost to our skills!" Kiba just walked to the stairs not caring for the tournament any more, Akamaru hot on his heels.


Gaara vs Rock Lee (Practically canon like)

Everyone in the stands was looking astonished at Rock Lee´s performance. Especially when they headed about his condition from his sensei´s mouth. The sand siblings where even afraid because no one had been able to touch Gaara before this kid. Then, at his sensei´s request, Lee took out his weights leaving two craters were they landed.

"Wow! What a crazy guy! I think that he can survive my boot camp! Hell I wana train with him! Ne Bee-sensei can we train with him while in Konoha?"

"I don´t know sistta; ask his teacher and insist-a!" Answered the dark skinned jinchuriki.

"LEE! LET YOUR YOUTH EXPLODE!"

"Gai! Please tell me that this is not what I think it is! Please tell me that you didn´t teach that boy the inner gates."

"Yes Kakashi, I did. Lee is the sole Genin with the talent required to perform my most youthful jutsu. Of course I teach the gates to Lee. It is his only option!" Gai said full of pride for his pupil.

As Kakashi explained the inner gates to the rest of the Genin Naruto was looking hungrily at the green clad ninja in the floor level. Each movement, his reflexes and his inhuman speed. "Such a worthy opponent! Momma I want to fight him to our hearts content. He is not only strong physically, to overcome his problem… such an unyielding spirit… I need to make a rival out of him."

"Yes daughter. He is indeed a worthy human. But I fear that he is not ready to face Shukaku and his brat, not yet. You might have to intervene to save his life. My brother tends to drive his vessels crazy."

"Then, by my tail that this boy will survive!"

The fight downstairs was fast and frightening. Lee was able to push Gaara, but his defences where strong. Naruto´s eye´s slits narrowed and relaxed constantly to track and follow their movements as a mad grin spread through her face. Hinata and Haku were also smirking. The bushy brow ninja used the Reverse Lotus, as impressive as the technique was, he was not able to defeat his opponent because he somehow cushioned his fall.

Poor Lee was unable to move after his amazing technique, but not Gaara. The insomnia boy send his sand to crush the shinobi who had managed to harm him. Hayate was about to end the match but the sand move quicker than his voice and grasped Lee´s hand and foot. Gai jumped to stop it when a "Clang" metallic sound echoed through the tower. And the sand felt as the chakra flow in it stopped. Lee was safe, but regardless, Gai picked him up bridal style looking warily at the Suna ninja at the other side of the humongous sword.

"SOOOOOORRRRY!" Shouted Naruto jumping to the floor level. "I was oiling my sword when it slipped from my fingers! I am really sorry! Both of you alright?" Continued the blonde scratching the backside of her neck. "Well the match was finished yep? So no worries? I am truly sorry, I hope I didn´t break the rules or anything like that! Oh man am I clumsy aren't I?"

Naruto pulled the Kubikiribocho out of the ground as the sand went back to Gaara, who had murder written in his eyes. The sword poofed back to the seal in her tattoos. "Hayate-san, I´m not disqualified right? I was an accident I swear. Don´t be mad at me please! Pretty please!" Pouted Naruto using her strongest Puppy eyes jutsu. Hayate didn´t know what to do, but when she looked up to the Hokage, the old man nodded gesturing him to allow that intervention.

"Why? Why help him? Why deny me the chance to prove my existence? He lose, so he must die! His blood was a meal for my mother, and yet you denied me. WHY?"

"Oh calm down Suna-suna-one! I told you already, my sword slipped through my fingers because it was oily. I am relieved that it felt in the middle of the arena, burying itself in the ground instead of in someone's body" Naruto said while sweat dropping anime style. "Besides, if I were to stop you from killing him, it would be because he is a worthy shinobi with a lot of potential. And I would like to challenge him to a spar when he is rested and healed. Besides what is all that crap about proving your existence by killing? One´s existence can only be recognized by others, if you kill them there is no proving that you exist right." Naruto´s voice was happy and relaxed despite the situation, the sae tune that one will use to tell a joke.

"Calm down mother, I will feed you. Yes yes, I will feed you tasty blood. First this blonde nuisance and then we will look for the one who hurt us. Yes I will feed you both." As Gaara was speaking with her mother his face was turning more and more grotesque. Up in the railings his siblings where terrified while Baki, his Jonin sensei, was nervous because of the invasion plan.

"Yes, yes mother. I´ll feed you. I´ll feed you now" Gaara whispered. "I´LL FEED YOU MOTHER! UZUMAKI! MOTHER WANT´S YOUR BLOOOOOOOD" Shouted the red head unleashing an enormous amount of killing intent.

"WELL I WANT TO BE FILTHY RICH YOU KNOW? BUT SOMETIMES WE DON´T GET WHAT WE WANT SO DEAL WITH IT!" Shouted back kunoichi apparently unaware of the killing intent directed to her. Gaara glared at her, and then he stopped, somehow scared. Even if it was just for a moment, he swore that the slited eyes of the Uzumaki had turned blood red. For an instant Gaara had felt fear. As if he, Sabaku no Gaara, the monster of Sunagakure, was in the presence of a far more dangerous predator. Everyone went silent, most of them unaware of what just happened.

"Did Gaara somehow show enough restraint not to kill that blonde?" Thought Baki. Kankuro and Temari were relieved that Gaara had refrained of unleashing his bloodlust and homicidal tendencies.

"You know Suna-suna-one, you are also pretty strong… Why don´t we meet someday and have some noodles together? I will love to know you better and may be spar a bit. Hey! Super Bushy brow sensei! Can you tell Bushy brow over there to meet me for some ramen when he is ok? But tell him that this is not a date. Ummmm… More like rivals getting to know each other!" Naruto chirped happily. Gai nodded dunfoled as he was.

Dosu vs Choji Akimichi (Exactly like canon)

After the match the old Sarutobi Hokage addressed all the winers to announce that in a month they will have a tournament with important spectators from all over the continent. In said tournament they were to fight each other under the same rules that in the last fights. But the objective was to show off their skills to earn their promotion.

The fights will be

H Uzumaki vs Neji Hyuga

Gaara vs Sasuke Uchiha

Shino Aburame vs Kankuro

Shikamaru Nara vs Temari

N Uzumaki vs Haku Momochi vs Dosu