Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.
Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"
"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"
Jutsu.
Knock Knock
Naruto and Hinata where lying in bed, lazing around and relaxing after the eventful night they enjoyed together, when suddenly someone knock knocked at their door.
"Oh shit! / Fuck! / Crap!" muttered kunoichi and biju alike detecting who was on the other side of the door.
"Girls! Scape plan 2 FAST!"
Two men in dark cloaks, adorned with red cloud motives, were approaching the hotel where they prey was supposed to be.
"Are you sure Itachi-san? The Leader-san won´t be happy if we spend too much time looking for his prize." Snickered the blue skinned man.
"Kisame… we have been through this several times already. I personaly knew the prize. I watched over him as part of the Konoha ANBU, and I was there when he was "declared" dead. There were enough evidences of him being taken out of Konoha. Probably alieve. The Ex-Hyuga princess is another dead giveaway."
"But I heard that the one we are looking for is a girl!"
"Maybe, maybe not. Look at the other facts, is a Uzumaki, the Ex-heires, blonde with blue eyes and Jiraiya meddling in their affairs. I´m positive that it is our target."
"Well, let's do this. Man what a drag, why chose us to deal with two Kunoichis freshly out of their nappies?" Said Kisame, clearly bothered. The blue man was after all known for enjoying good fights.
"Our mission is to confirm their identities and status, not to fight and capture them. Do NOT underestimate them Kisame-san. If they are indeed Kumogakure ninja, there is a high possibility of the target having Jinchuriki training."
"Oh? That sounds interesting!"
"Kisame…"
"Bah! Relax yourself man! You are too uptight. I know the mission."
Minutes later both men were in front of the door of the Uzumaki girls. Itachi knock knocked. Seconds later a blonde girl with tattooed arms, covered only in bed sheets opened the door.
"Geh… What? Oh? I thought you were the room service bringing the breakfast." The girl somewhat started to feel more awake before gawking at them awkwardly. "Hey misters my eyes are in my face no lower! You clearly mistook my door with another so… Bye!" And Naruto slammed the door.
"Well… that was anticlimactic…" Kisame shrugged at his partner´s words.
"Allow me." He said before demolishing the door with his bandaged sword. When they entered in the room they found the two girls covering their bodies with the bed covers.
"Perverts!" Shouted the blonde one. "Security! Call the police! There are two men trying to rape us!" Said the other.
"HEEEEEELP! PERVERTS IN THE THIRD FLOOOOOOOR!" Shouted the blonde one flashing them her still developing body as she reached for her pants.
Kisame was about to try and shut them up when Hinata rushed out of bed grabbing her kimono top and covered herself lightning fast.
"EYES OFF MY WIFE LURKERS!" Shouted Naruto putting on her top and glaring at them ferociously. Hinata jumped into her pants. Itachi was about to step forward when the dark haired Kunoichi threw a handful of kunais as she was putting on her sash.
"You´ve been warned perverts! Next time I´m aiming to kill!" Growled Hinata.
Itachi, still stunned, took a kunai of his own and, more out of habit than out of necessity, stood on guard.
"That's it! Out with the kiddy gloves! Lightning release: shocking wave!" Shouted Naruto trusting a kunai into the floor. A wave of sparks covered the room as both girls jumped out of the window. The Akatsuki ninja, after dodging the attack, hot in their trails.
The pursuit was short as they managed to catch them in the nearby square. Kisame, really annoyed, swung his humongous blade at them, but both girls rolled out of the way.
"Kisame, let's get out of here, they are not real, some kind of clones." Said Itachi Sharingan active.
"WHAT!?"
"Je je je… Wopsy. They got us." Said clone one as clone two reverted her Henge revealing to be another Naruto.
"Well… there is only one thing that we can do now!"
"Our lives are at their very end…"
"… Oh cruel end of the clones…" Answered one of the girls.
"… forever forgotten…"
"… Even if we do something memorable...!"
"… There is always the hope of being remembered if we go down in blinding glory…!" Ranted the one in the left.
"… Out in a loud display. Memorable like the thunder…"
"… In the very end we choose to charge forward…!" Yelled both of them as they rushed to the cloaked men.
"And we go down with the… BANG!"
Itachi and Kisame were ready to defend themselves, but they were not expecting both clones to explode like stunning bombs. In a bright light and deafening sound.
Meanwhile two half naked girls where running for their lives to the outskirts of the town. Dressing themselves as they run in search of their pervert of a teacher.
"Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit. SHIT! The clones are out!" Growled Naruto as she put on the last piece of her attire.
"I hope that Jiraiya-sensei heard that explosion!" Hinata somehow managed to say, her headband between her teeth.
"Looks like flashing your goods put them out of it enough. It amazes me how showing your mammary glands can make experienced ninja miss the fact that you were clones. Because I am willing to bet that at least one of them has some kind of sensor ability."
"We got them hot on our heels." Informed Hinata.
"Let's confront them in the open area there!" Said Naruto pointing to the front.
Kisame and Itachi arrived after both girls, the blue man chuckling.
"Well, I must say that you have impressed me. I didn´t expect you to be able to get us off-guard." Said Kisame, amused.
"Please, come with us and no one will be hurt. We just need to confirm that you are Naruto Uzumaki… and that you carry the fourth´s legacy." Said Itachi.
"The nerve of that boy. I am not the legacy of your idiot of a father, you are. Careful girls, that boy is ANBU Weasel, the kin-slayer of the Uchiha. Try to gain time until Jiraiya arrives, the other one is dangerous too. He nearly got as much chakra as the ichibi!"
"He must be the current holder of the Shamehada! Fuck my luck!" Said Naruto via mind-link.
"I can´t believe you Weasel…" Itachi narrowed his eyes. "… To think that YOU are not able to recognize me. I am hurt!" Naruto put both hands in her chest, like she was clenching her heart. "Thank you by the way. Thank you for avenging me. I don´t know if you did it because of me or not, but I´m glad that you purged that cancer of a clan of yours. Pity about the few decent ones thought."
"So it is you indeed…" Itachi sighed in relief. "I need you to come with us Naruto-san. I glad to see you alive and well."
"Alive yes, well… (Snort). I don´t think I´ll ever be "Well". So, Weasel, are you sure you killed all the red eyed bastards of your clan? Did you get the one eyed fucker who made me what I am?" Naruto´s question unsettled the red eyed boy.
"No… you did not get him. But… you know about him… You work with him? Yes… you do! YOU DO! Bastard! We are not going anywhere with you! The blood of hundreds stains the soul of that man, and yours by association!" Growled Hinata.
Itachi and Kisame were stunned. Both ninjas where clearly experienced in body-reading and where able to hide their reactions, but the girl with white eyes was reading them like an open book. Those eyes, so similar to the Byakugan yet different where piercing their very souls.
"If you want me… Come and get me! I´m my mother´s child…WE are the Uzumakis! We are not going down without a fight!" Both girls readied themselves to fight.
They were about to clash when a raven haired boy arrived, eyes bloodshot and Sharingan active. "ITACHI! TODAY YOU DIE! TODAY I AVENGE OUR CLAN!" Sasuke did a series of handseals, at a decent pace for a Chunin. "CHIDORI" He roared before chagrin as fast as he could.
Even if Sasuke´s speed was quite impressive for someone his age, and the destruction trail he leaved in his advance somehow indicated the power behind his jutsu, a frontal attack with an assassination jutsu against a Sharingan eyed ex ANBU is still futile. And as such Itachi, with insulting ease, sidestepped and grabbed his brother by the forearm, ending his technique in the process. Hanging in the air under his brother´s vice-like grip Sasuke struggled to free himself.
"Foolish little brother. You are weak. You don´t interest me the slightest. Begone! And don´t come back until you stop being a pitiful nuisance." Said Itachi throwing his brother quite far.
Kisame whistled. "Well Itachi-san, it seems that you are as brutal as they say je je je."
"ITACHIIIIII!" Roared Sasuke.
"Shut up!" Ordered the older brother glaring, and terrifying his kin by the way. "Naruto-san, please surrender. Don´t force us to battle."
"No… NO! You will not ignore me! ITACHI I¨LL KILL YOU!"
"Pathetic… Tsukuyomi." Said the soft spoken Nukenin. And Sasuke relived the night that still plagued his nightmares.
"Really Itachi? You had to go and use that jutsu on your brother? Bah! It doesn´t matter. Take a break while I subdue the target." Said Kisame ready to pounce.
"This idiot! I hope that he remembers that we are only to test them! Naruto-san has to be the last target or all will be delayed! I hope that Jiraiya-sama arrives in time…"
"Ready or not here I come!" Roared the fish-man swinging his massive blade. What he didn´t expect was to have it deflected by another one of the seven blades.
"Shit! That glutton of a sword broke my Full henge! Just my luck… Love take an eye at the Uchiha! I´ll deal with Fish-face." Growled Naruto, her extra features for display.
"Oh? Does girly fancied herself a sword master?" Taunted Kisame.
"Kisame Hoshigaki, the monster of Kirigakure. Zabuza-san recognized my ability and entrusted me the Kubikiribocho. I´ll appreciate if you underestimated me!" Said Naruto sultrily winking. Before rushing forward.
Naruto knew that Kisame was not a normal target, therefore she went all out from the start. Spawning sealess Shadow clones armed with different weapons and applying her wind chakra to cause maximum damage.
"Try to push him hard, and let's hope that the old toad arrives before you need to use my powers."
The legendary blades clashed in a symphony of danger and steel. Kisame, far more experienced and stronger than the fox-girl, was forced to recognize the blonde menace as a threat. While he was superior by a large margin, the constant harassing done by the clones that popped left and right, and the dangerous wind chakra enhancing their blades kept him from toying with his prey.
"So… Shamehada… how do you like my wind chakra? To sharp for your tongue?" Taunted Naruto to the sword that was growling a bit.
Kisame was suffering small cuts here and there and was aware that was he wielding a normal blade he would have lost it to the enhanced executioner´s blade.
"This is exciting!" Said the fish-man as the chakra stored in his sword repaired the blade and his own scratches. "Who would have guess that the lesser of the seven swords would be able to stand against my Shamehada. Kid if you somehow manage to scape today do me a favour and keep training until you turn into a worthy opponent, you clearly got the talent to do it."
"I´m going to blush! That the second time that one of the seven swordsmen of Kirigakure no sato recognizes my talent. By the way what was that about the lesser sword? Ok, Kubikiribocho is not as impressive as the others… but is perfect for channelling chakra and it sharpens and repairs with your blood. I would say that is the most durable one, a sword to hunt the others if they go rouge…" Grumbled Naruto throwing the blade high in the air while unsealing two kodachi to unleash a lightning fast combo.
As Naruto spinned over herself and her twin blades ruined the bandages around the shark-teeth-sword, one of her clones jumped to the Kubukiribocho. "Lightning release: piercing iron bolt!" shouted the clone sending the humongous blade with Karui´s signature opening movement. Kisame perceiving the dangerous piece of metal approaching at high speeds and surrounded in lightning bolts, jumped backwards not wanting to endanger his own sword deflecting it.
While jumping back he took a look at his partner to find him in a battle of stares with the other girl. Engaging in the dangerous world of the Tsukuyomi.
Meanwhile, inside the illusion, Itachi approached a chained Hinata.
"Tell me, lost princess of the Hyuga, is your companion the lost Jinchuriki of Konoha?"
"Not any more. No lost princess nor Jinchuriki. You know very well who we are and what was done to us."
"I see in this one the sadness of a maiden who despised her own kin. It saddens me to say this about an Uchiha, but if I´m not mistaken this is the child of Mikoto, and I liked her…"
"Tell me Kin-slayer. What are you doing with them, with the mad dogs of the one eyed bastard? Is that what you supported as ANBU weasel? is this what (Hinatas voice changes at this point) Mikoto wanted for the son she loved?"
The white eyed girl started to walk shattering the chains around her. "Why? Why are you doing this? You are the child of a fierce and proud maiden who opposed his clan! You punished your kin for their sins… yet you joined the mad dog who started all of it. Why do we see remorse in your soul? Tell us, why are you so sad? You were supposed to look for us as our brother. Father chose Kakashi, mother chose You. Tell us why? … You are a spy… that (Hinata´s voice returns to normal). That is why yes? You chose to follow the one eyed bastard to keep an eye on him for the old monkey. You are as loyal to Konoha as one can be." Tears poured out of Hinata´s shining eyes.
"You are the jinchuriki! But how?" Aske Itachi shocked. This girl´s eyes where piercing his very soul and reading his deepest secrets.
"I´m not. Yet she is in me. I married the Last Uzumaki, I broke the seal containing the biju to save his life. I was there while the "demon" fixed the sins of Konohagakure. As result, part of the Kyubi now resides on me. She is the link between Naruto and I. (Three voices at the same time) We are always together."
The girl advanced as the illusionary world crumbled itself around her. "Itachi-san you are playing a very dangerous game, and you are sick. Don´t be foolish and quit when things turn uglier. We are recruiting Tsunade-sama. We will fix you and offer you sanctuary in Kumogakure if needed." Said Hinata caressing the stunned boy´s face.
"My girls don´t know all the truth about you… I will not tell all your secrets, just remember that your mother was very dear to Kusihina and I, and I wouldn´t like to see you death before your time." Hinata sighed. "For all the hate I hoard against your clan and your three times blasted eyes, it is in your mother, and in you, where I see a small chance of redemption. When the time comes seek me, I´ll guide you assail and guidance. To you and your offspring should you have it…"
The offer still echoed in his head when Itachi´s sight returned to the real world, where he found his partner being pushed back by the fox-girl.
It was time to disengage, before the battle escalated too much. Why couldn´t his brother be like those two? Was it Fugaku´s fault? Luckily he sensed Jiraiya arriving.
"Fire release: Wilde bonfire!" Said Itachi breathing a watermelon sized white hot fireball. Said ball imploded between the two girls turning into a twisting and roaring maelstrom of fire. The roaring inferno suddenly started twitching and shrinking revealing a tall man near its landing area.
"Women coo and men tremble for here is the great toad tamer of Mount Myoboku. Beware the great JRAIYA!" Roared the white haired warrior with a open scroll in his hand that read FIRE. The Sage threw the now alight scroll over his shoulder while cracking his neck, ready to fight.
"You sure took your time old pervert. To busy wooing whores to come and help us?" Snarled the annoyed fox-girl.
"A man of my stature arrives when he is most needed! And I´m never too busy wooing, for I have to keep the ladies at bye… (Hinata´s unamused glare suggested that he better shut the hell up before angering them more.) … Well. To the matter in hands. Flee now or face my might!"
"Kisame, we are leaving, we got what we were looking for." Said Itachi doing a few hand seals.
"Good bye shrimp. Keep training and honing those swords of yours. We´ll met again." Side Kisame as a light smoke arose around them. Without a sound both cloaked men vanished from sight.
"Well that was intense. Man I´m spent. Jiraiya buy us breakfast ok? Pretty please?" Said Naruto contorting and using her strongest Puppy eye´s jutsu. "Must resist! Argh noooooo. Too strong! Must buy them breakfast. Can´t resist, but I must!"
"Jiraiya-sama please. We are fairly tired and we did not eat anything since dinner yesterday evening. Wouldn't a teacher of your talent consider to treat us to breakfast?" Politely suggested Hinata.
"But we did eat each other…" Thought Naruto blushing.
"Argh! Too strong! I concede" "While of course my young students, let´s find something to eat before we depart." Said the old man nodding.
"Fatality!"
Hinata focused her eyes while holding her hands in the Ram seal. "Oh! I spot a bakery near here. Oh my! Are those? Yes they are. YES THEY ARE! To the Cinnamon buns! We must have them before they are sold to unworthy mouths!" Ordered Hinata dragging them both. Jiraya had the Uchiha duck-but over his shoulder.
Later, while the slender Hinata devoured her sweets with gusto and glared murder to anyone fool enough to dare and "rob" her of her deserved prize, Gai arrived.
"Jiraiya-sama! Urgent news! Two men in black cloaks with red cloud motives are searching for the youthful N-chan! We believe them to be Hosigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi!" Nearly shouted the excitable Jonin.
"Yeah yeah yeah. We know, we drove them off! You are half an hour late Super-bushy-brow-san." Said Naruto happily biting her breakfast.
"SUCH A YOUTHFUL STUDENTS YOU HAVE JIRAIYA-SAMA!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FOOL! I´M SURE THAT ANKO-CHAN TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SENSITIVE EARS!" Yelled Naruto holding her ears in pain.
Gai then blinked several times seeing the real form of Naruto who had yet to reapply her cover.
"Gai-san, please control your voice and speak to no one but the old man about her extra features. Please, take the Uchiha boy back to the village when you leave, he has been exposed to one of Itachi´s nastiest genjutsu."
"Hai Jiraya-sama!" Said the green clad adult quite loud. Naruto glared at him with promises of pain in her eyes.
"I´ll be leaving. May I have one of these for the trip?" Said the Konoha Jonin as he took one of the cinnamon buns in front of Hinata, he already have the Uchiha boy over his soulder.
"YOU VERMIN! GIVE THAT BACK OR I´LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!" Roared Hinata as the green man back stepped startled.
"YOU, PROTECT MY TROPHY." Said Hinata pointing to Jiraiya. "YOU, KEEP YOUR EYES ON HIM!" The blue haired girl then punched Naruto in the arm unsealing the executioner´s blade and run after Gai claiming what was "rightfully" hers or his entrails in repayment.
"Your wife is scary. Wives are scary period. But yours is a new level of scary."
"No shit Spymaster. Do you honestly think that I have no knowledge about it?"
"Wise men speak of the obvious."
"Biju don´t dare to steal Hinata´s Cinnamon Buns!"
"I´m not but a humble baker… would the scary girl be placated if a bake her some more buns?" Joined in the baker.
"PLEASE!" Answered the two ninja.
"I don´t know a lot about ninja… and if you say that she is your wife it is ok by me… as long as you don't damage my property. Just… is she pregnant or something?" inquired the baker from the kitchen.
"No. why?"
"Young lady… boy… ninja! I really pity you. Pray to all the gods out there to bless that girl with an easy pregnancy… for your own safety."
"What a wise man. Hear his advice Naruto. I still have nightmares with your mother´s mood swing when you where the bun in the oven." Said Jiraiya shuddering. "By the way, how did she unseal your sword? You said only you could do that!"
"No idea, is a mystery. As it is how she is able to run after Super-bushy-brow swinging that one handed." Observed the fox girl.
Later that day the trio arrived to Tanzaku town. And a much relaxed Hinata, Kami be praised, used her eyes to look for the female Sanin. Obviously it was quite hard to find a specific person, but to find a large chakra signature in a civilian city? Easy peasy. So the trio bee-lined to the bar where the last of the Senju was probably drinking her money away.
"Tsunade! What a glorious coincidence to find you here!" Greeted a cheerful Jiraiya.
"Cut the crap you old pervert! If you found me is because you are looking for me." Growled the half-drunk woman.
"Shizune, Ton-ton. Always a pleasure. Of course I was looking for you. I just didn´t expect you to find you here Tsunade-hime." Replied an amused Toad Sanin after greeting Tsunade´s companions.
"What for? And who are those two Kumo kunoichi?"
"These fine ladies are N and H-chan. And as Kumogakure is our newest and truest ally, they have been assigned to me for a little training." Hinata stepped to the front and Jiraiya wisely shut up.
"Is an honour to meet you Tsunade-sama. Your work as a field medic has been an inspiration for me." Said Hinata politely bowing. "Yep, always good to meet real Kunoichi instead of crappy fangirls." Chirped Naruto. Hinata elbowed her ribs and she bowed too.
"And pry tell me why are you" Pointing to Jiraiya. "And those girls" pointing to them. "Looking for dear old me? We know each other pretty well, you only come to me if Konoha wants something for me." Grumbled the annoyed woman.
"Tsunade, are you aware of the recent invasion to Konoha? Sensei has been hurt as had been countless more. He wants you back, you are the best medic out there. Besides he is looking for replacements and you and I are in the list of candidates. NO, you will not be forced to wear the hat, the main reason is for you to come back and pass your teachings to the next generation."
"So now he wants medics? I told him to allow me to open a research and training facility after the war but nooooooooooooooooo. So tell him to go to hell." Said the now angry blonde. "And don´t ever fantasize with me wearing that accursed hat! Me Hokage? Only a fool takes that silly job!" Naruto was starting to get really annoyed.
"Tsunade… please be reasonable. There were no funds for that, and when they were you were away." Explained the male Sanin.
"Go away Jiraiya, and told the old bastard to go fuck himself, I don´t care about Konoha."
"Me neither!" Interrupted Naruto. "But you won´t be disrespecting the old man! Jiraiya this is a waste of time. I will not try to be civil with this woman if she continues being a filthy waste of space." Growled Naruto.
"What is that? Don´t you know who I am? Do you have a death wish?" Yelled an angry Tsunade.
"Oh I know who you are. Probably better than anyone! You don´t scare me old hag. You disappoint me too much for that." Replayed the shorter blonde.
"OUT! I´m teaching this girl some manners seeing that you didn´t Jiraiya."
"Tsunade-hime please reconsider please" Started saying the man, but Hinata pulled from his haori and when she got his attention she said no with her head.
Tsunade keep berating Naruto while stablishing that she would only use one finger. After all she was a Sanin and Naruto just a Genin right? Meanwhile Shizune, carrying Ton-ton, was trying to dissuade her master of fighting the poor girl.
Tsunade, enraged and clearly intoxicated, charged like a raging bull. And hit the floor with her finger shattering the street. Naruto side-stepped and jumped out of her reach. Then unleashed her chained ball and, using her charged to propel the ball at high speeds in Tsunade´s direction. The Sanin blocked it with her arms, and was pushed back by the power behind the impact.
Tsunade steadied herself just in time to avoid Naruto´s heavy onslaught. Never the less she rushed to her and try a finger flick, but the girl was as slippery as an eel.
"I really don´t know why Hokage old man wants you back. But you´ll be coming with us happy or not! I won´t mind bringing you kicking and screaming, won´t mind at all."
"HUMP! Tell the old fool that I´m not going back to that hell hole! Besides what is to you? You say you know me, then you know what Konoha has taken from me yes? I bet you have never lost anyone!" Snarled the last Senju.
"STOP BADMOUTHING THE OLD MAN! Of course I never lost anyone… because they were never there! Because YOU were never there!" Said Naruto drooping her chained ball.
"Wait-what?"
"You left me alone! ALL OF YOU! (Naruto´s left eye turned red). You left us alone. You were my last known relative. Mito and I didn´t rose a drunkard. It was your duty to both YOUR clans. Shame on you!"
"Wait… you are Naruto?"
"OF COURSE I AM!" Shouted Naruto releasing her Henge.
"But… but they told me you were dead! And you are supposed to be a boy… and…" Stuttered Tsunade shocked by Naruto´s true appearance.
"YOU ARE A WORTHLESS IDIOT!" Roared the fox girl nailing her a well-deserved right hook.
"Did you ever question the info they feed you? Did you ask Jiraiya or the old man? And then, when they told you that I was dead again at 8… DID YOU NOT QUESTION WHY THEY LIED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME? You could have helped Jiraiya in searching for me. There was no body!" Naruto started to cry. "I was always alone…"
Naruto cleaned her red tears and sniffing loudly, she recovered her composure. "It doesn´t matter anymore. Konoha can burn for all I care. But the old man was always good to me. I´m going to bed now. Do what you please, but by the end of the week I´ll be receiving notice of all your debts. I have bought all your debt, so now I own you. Do what you wish until then, but as soon as I have all settled YOU are going back to Konoha. Let's go H-chan."
Both girls vanished from view.