Gaia: This day isn't turning out like I'd hoped at all. I wanted a perfect party, and it all went up in flames!

Bone (standing behind her): I know how you feel.

Gaia: Huh?

Bone: Listen, you're just like any other girl in this kingdom with dreams, yet you get to be handmaiden to a Prince who's supposedly fallen in love with a mermaid. Doesn't that feel unfair?

Gaia: It does...

(Underwater, Kaltia is still crying)

Rag: Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well! Sounds like someone's lovesick.

Kaltia: Who- who are you?

Rag: Yeah, I know. After all, how can a Frilled Lizard like me survive in these conditions? Cause me and Bone have done a lot of swimming when it was just the two of us.

Gaia: H-How can this be?

Bone: Don't be scared.

Rag: We represent someone who can help you.

Bone: A woman wanting the King's son? He can help put you...

Rag: It'll be you and that handsome girl magnet...

Rag and Bone: Together, forever...

Kaltia: I don't understand.

Gaia: I still don't get it.

Bone: Wishing to be a royal? Boseman is your man.

Rag: Want to find your boyfriend? Boseman is your man.

Rag and Bone: Want to make your dreams come true? Boseman is your man.

Kaltia: Boseman? Why, that's- I couldn't possibly- no! Get out of here! Leave me alone!

Rag: Girl, I don't think that's what your heart wants right now.

Bone: Well, kid?

Gaia: Okay, I'll go.

Alvin: Aw. Poor Kaltia.

Jared the Junkrat: Damian, how could you let this happen? You promised Kaltia that you wouldn't tell her father.

Damian: I didn't mean to tell; it was an accident.[Kaltia passes by.]Kaltia- where are you going? Kaltia, what are you doing here with this riff-raff?(Jared pulls him back, already knowing where she's going)Whoa, what are you doing? Where's she going?

Jared the Junkrat: To a wicked man, with wicked powers...

(Rag and Bone take both girls over to their master's lair)

Kaltia and Gaia: Whoa. Huh?

Gaia: Listen, Fish Snack, you stay away from Harmon. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

Kaltia: What are you talking about?

Gaia: I'm just saying...(both girls notice Boseman)Uh, hello.

Boseman: Ladies. You look radiant, you know that? We mustn't lurk in doorways- it's rude. One MIGHT question your upbringing...

Gaia: Of course, sir, but...

Boseman: And I mean it in a BIG way, wouldn't you say? In fact, now that I think about it... You're here because you have a thing for this human. This, er, prince fellow. Not that I blame you- he is quite a catch, isn't he? Well, angel fish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want - is to become a human yourself. And you, little maiden...

Gaia: Me?

Boseman: You've got the same kind of problem, but don't want to admit it.

Gaia: Look, this guy's got a few screws short of a screwdriver. I suggest we...

Boseman: Don't you disrespect me, little lass! Don't you derogate or deride.(singing)You've got the tightest sass, makes me wanna surf the tide... But I'm the giver of your wildest dreams!

(Tiki Spirits: Oooh-whoa...)

Boseman: That's an echo ladies. Just a little something we have here in this land mass. A little parlor trick. Don't worry.(singing)You've got everything to need, and much to have, yet I'm the one that many seek.

Rag(singing): We've got much to share...

Bone(singing): Pull up an easy chair!

Boseman(singing): Cause I'm the giver of your wildest dreams... Now you, young lass, are from across the sea... You come from two long lines of royalty..(spoken)I'm a royal myself, on my mother's side.(singing)Yet rules are rules, and you're not that seed. You need to marry a lil' hunny whose daddy got dough.(spoken)So, here's how it'll work. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now listen, this is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear ol' princey to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss - the kiss of true love.

Kaltia: Of course, almost everybody knows that.

Boseman: Bingo. But unlike those who don't know it, you've gotta step up. If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you'll remain human, permanently, but- if he doesn't... Well, I don't wanna spoil it for ya! Ha.(singing)On you little girl, I don't want to waste much time, you've been pushed 'round all your life. You've been pushed 'round by your mother and your sister and your brother. And since your brother's married, you'd be pushed around by his wife.

Gaia: HEY!

Boseman(singing): But in your future, for you I see... Is exactly the woman you always wanted to be.

(Gaia is interested)

Boseman: Have we got a deal?

Kaltia: If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.

Boseman: That's right... But - you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, innit? Oh- and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know.

Kaltia: But I don't have any...

Boseman: I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is... your voice.

Kaltia: My voice?

Boseman: You've got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing, zip.

Kaltia: Uh... But without my voice, how can I-

Rag: Girl, there seems to be a lot more about you than just your voice alone.

Bone: Yes siree.(singing)Together, you can earn your dream...(Tiki Spirits: Aaaah)

Rag(singing): Music's all in the genes...(Tiki Spirits: Aaaah)

Bone(singing): Dare to share what can't be seen?(Tiki Spirits: Aaaah)

Gaia(singing): Live a life o' leisure...

Kaltia(singing): It might be worth the treasure.

Boseman(spoken): Shake my hand, c'mon on girls. Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?(Kaltia and a greed-filled Gaia do so)Yes...(Singing)Are you ready?

(Tiki Spirits: Are you ready?)

Boseman(singing): Are you ready? Transformation Central!

(Tiki Spirits: Transformation Central)

Boseman(singing): Reformation Central!

(Tiki Spirits: Reformation central!)

Boseman(singing): Transmogrification Central! Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing all right. I hope you're satisfied.(Spoken)And if you ain't, don't go blaming me...(Singing)Cause I'm the very giver of your wildest dreams! Ha!