Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Phill Swift's Lovechild - Hanta Sero
Surprised Pichu - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
Civilians
Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya
Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya
UA Staff
Cryptic - Nezu
Offbrand Batman - Eraserhead
Banshee - Present Mic
Dr. Sleep - Midnight
White Mage - Recovery Girl
Eli - Vlad King
All Might - All Might
4:00 pm on a Sunday
Slip of the Tongue
Purple Haze: Anyone got anything new going on?
Anti-Grav: Just the usual stuff. Why do you ask?
Purple Haze: Anyone learn anything interesting?
Izzy M: I got something.
Surprised Pichu: Anyone else? I know what he's going to talk about and it's fucked up.
Bass Bitch: Can't be that bad.
Purple Haze: I want to hear it.
Surprised Pichu: I warned you.
Izzy M: Have you ever heard of the man called GG Allin?
Thermostat: Was he some kind of hero?
Izzy M: To some of us he is.
Ninja Mina: What did he do?
Izzy M: He was a rockstar and after reading about him he is now my favorite person alive…despite the fact that he died in 1993.
Reptar: So he was a rockstar that died young. Seems anticlimactic.
Izzy M: He made a career out of being the most reprehensible person on stage. He would strip naked while performing, would punch and kick the people in the front row of his shows, piss on the audience, fuck women on the stage, shove things up his ass.
Phil Swift's Lovechild: Wait…WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?
Izzy M: He would also take laxatives before each show and shit on the stage and throw it at the audience.
Deus Ex Machina: That's grotesque.
Izzy M: His childhood makes mine look normal by comparison.
Bass Bitch: That's a bit of a stretch.
Izzy M: His name was Jesus Christ Allin because his dad was a deeply disturbed religious man who was convinced that his son was the next messiah and he had his wife and children live in a cabin in the woods with no electricity or running water and would threaten to murder-suicide his family on a regular basis.
Poison Ivy: I highly doubt he would be the next messiah.
Izzy M: He also did one of the world's first ted talks. What happened was he spoke with a copy of a newspaper that said he was filthy, disgusting and a menace to society and he went on stage and was said and I quote "FUCK THE BOSTON POST! THEY CAN GO SUCK MY DICK! I'LL SHOW THEM, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF ON STAGE ON HALLOWEEN!" and this woman said "Why don't you kill yourself now and save everyone the trouble?" and he responded with "I'M NOT BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY YOU CUNT!" before inviting her onstage to repeat her question before punching her in the face and having the entire audience try and tackle him.
Battle Fist: The fuck is his problem?
Izzy M: There was also his one man show he did in NYU where he went onstage, got naked and shoved a banana up his ass and was all like that's it, that's the show before throwing it at the audience.
My Little Pony: How do you know all this?
Izzy M: I watched a documentary on youtube about him.
Literal Iron Man: This guy had a documentary made about him?
Izzy M: It was made by the guy who made Joker. There was one point where it was his birthday and his friend wanted to do something for him so he asked GG if he wanted to have a birthday party and GG responded he'd go only if they could get someone to piss or shit in his mouth so they got a crackwhore to piss in his mouth and he had a smile on his face the whole time and the friend said that GG was "A happy boy" during the whole thing.
Bomberman: Did he ever get the chance to kill himself on stage on halloween?
Izzy M: He didn't because he was always in jail on halloween.
Discount Sue Storm: Was he happy when he died?
Izzy M: Of course he was, he was high on heroin when he died.
Froopy: How did he die?
Izzy M: He died after a concert he was doing was cut off by the venue after two songs so he and his audience basically started partying on the streets of NYC until they made it to his friend's apartment and while partying he overdosed on heroin and no one knew he was dead for a day and after he died they took his corpse put it in a coffin and partied with it until they put it in the ground.
Knuckles: Ive found pictures of his grave and there are people pissing on it, having sex on it and extinguishing cigarets on it.
Izzy M: Fucking legend man.
Authors Note: Chapter 49 references I made Mineta into Chris Chan (you've heard of Chris Chan and Sonichu) and several things I hate about the country I live in. I didn't plan anything for this chapter so if you have any questions I will answer them and put them at the end of the next chapter (Nothing that can be used to dox anyone)
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