Getting back into the Milolissa shorts here! Up now...Milo attempts to help Melissa through every teen girl's worst nightmare - their first period. ROLL IT!

(Melissa's POV)

Are you screwing with me, nature? Are you screwing with me? I guess this is to be expected since I'm 13 going on 14 and in case you haven't noticed...I'M A GIRL! Man, this hurts! Why'd my mom have to have parent-teacher conferences now? Why did someone have the audacity to commit arson NOW? I'm stuck here at home, cramping like hell with no sign of Amanda, Chelsea or Lydia...no Milo or Zack to pull me through this! I hear a knock on my front door and I think I might have spoken just a bit too soon. I hear an all too familiar voice call out to me. That voice...sounds suspiciously like Weird Al...MILO!

"Melissa?" I hear him call out to me.

I don't give an answer, so Milo starts walking up the steps to my room and knocks on the door.

"It's open, Milo!" I say, letting Milo open the door. Milo and I have known each other practically since the day we were born. I've had a crush on him since I was 7, but I've been too shy to admit it. Milo's all smiles as always as he sits down next to me on my bed. Ordinarily, I'd be dressed in my usual black top, white jacket and pink skirt. But in the situation I'm dealing with right now...there was no room for rational thought. So Milo's seeing me in my mint green bra and lime panties.

"What's got you down, Melissa?"

"Let's see...cramps are killing me, pain around my unmentionables, hormones out of control...my first period just started up and it's the one from hell, Milo!"

"Melissa Sabrina Chase! Watch the language!"

"Sorry, Milo...hormones acting up."

What was it with Milo that always got me smiling? Was it his cheerful attitude? Was it his way of sticking it to his family curse or how he was prepared for everything? I guess it was all that and then some. Melissa Chase, you sure know how to pick 'em. Then, the most shocking thing happened...

"Melissa...I-I'm in love with you," Milo told me.

"You love me?"

Milo nodded. "How long?"

"What do you mean, Melissa?"

"How long have you been in love with me, Milo?"

"Since we were 7. I was too shy to admit it considering we were still at that age where we thought the opposite sex was kinda icky and I didn't want to wreck what we already had."

Oh my...Milo's had a thing for me for as long as I've had a thing for him! This is so surreal right now! Keep it cool, Melissa...now's not the time to flip out. Now's the time for action.

"Milo, I..." I start, only to be stopped by Milo grabbing my curves and pulling me into a deep, passionate kiss. OMG! I'm kissing my best friend! My best friend is kissing me! Milo and I are kissing! I feel his lips crashing into mine, his tongue thrust its way into my mouth, dancing the tango with mine. I always wanted my first kiss to be an enjoyable and memorable one. I just never thought it would be with my best friend! After what seemed like an eternity of bliss, we pulled back to come up for air.

"I love you too, Milo," I say to the walking cyclone of calamity, surprising him. "I've loved you ever since we were 7, but I was way too shy to admit it. I didn't want to wreck what we already had."

Milo just put a finger to my lips. "Melissa, have I ever told you you talk too much?"

"No..."

"Well, you do, 'Liss..."

Milo just slung his arms around me and pulled me into another kiss. I swooned...Melissa Murphy...sounds perfect.

"You and me, Melissa..." I heard Milo say as we pulled apart.

"Forever."

It's decided. Next time I have a period from hell...I want my boyfriend, Milo Murphy, with me.

Man, it feels great to be back in the saddle with these Milolissa shorts! And just in time for the new episodes! If you've got any ideas, let me know! And remember...IT'S MILO'S WORLD AND WE'RE ALL LIVING IN IT!