Stealing A Heart?

One day until heist…

Izuku replies, "Let's take it from the top. What are your roles?"

Jin replies, "Maintenance, going to cut the power to the room."

Mustard with the gas containers, "Street artist and distraction."

Shinso smirks, "The talker."

Izuku nods, "I am the orca in shark's clothing."

Jin grabs a marker and draws circles areas, "These are the locations of the weapons and tools."

Shinso replies, "Where is the drill?"

Jin replies, "Next to the vault door, the camera doesn't work. It's just decoration."

Mustard chuckles "Well tomorrow is the day they wished it wasn't."

Izuku looks at Jin, "You seem to be in more control over yourself."

He replies, "I got therapy and meds."

As Mustard and Jin left, Izuku looks at Shinso, "Look at you and your thick ass~"

Shinso laughs, "Bruh, chill. We can fuck after the heist, and we can add a bitch to it."

Izuku replies, "I think we can buy a lot of bitches."

They got close then grab some metal masks and get to decorating as they were planning for a gun fight just in case. Izuku smiles, "I am excited… this is a test of our skills and everything before this was a walk in a park."

Shinso asks, "When should we stop?"

Izuku silent from the question as this is the most fun and self-fulfilling career. He actually feels power and success from this, this is pretty much all he has. He is still quirkless in the end and these heists done by him that are successful. All his life, he was told that he would never be famous, a hero, or popular. That he might as well drop dead on the streets, but these heists are a middle finger on the society that look down on him. He has worked out, built muscle, practiced gun handling, expanded his hacking skills, and practiced conversations with people just to get better at these heists. If he stopped, what was he then… a quirkless man, something society looks down on, a useless member of society, and a steppingstone.

Izuku answered, "We will get there when we get there."

The Yaoyorozu Tower

Momo is a rich girl, very prudent, generally level-headed, and dedicated. She greets the guests of the party with her parents like a responsible daughter. The guests were either family members, old rich friends, and etc. Then she sees a purple hair teen about her age walking next to shorter green hair teen who also looked like her age. Momo's father looks at them, "I'm sorry, who are you?"

The purple hair teen replies, "Well I am Morine Junji, and I am Horikiri Mikoto's assistant."

The green hair teen who also wears sunglasses and doesn't seem to speak looks at Momo's father with a serious look. Which Junji shows the tickets which her dad nods, "Come on in, Mr. Horikiri."

The two walk in as Momo asks, "Who is Horikiri?"

Momo's mother replies, "A rich family from the north that deals with coal and iron mining. Mikoto is a son of the family, I don't know about his friend, probably from the lower classes."

Momo rolls her eyes at her mother from referring people under them as 'lower classes', she secretly watches the two as they seem to be normal. They know how to pick up the food and eat it however Mikoto not talking and introducing himself throws a red flag for some reason.

However, she got distracted as a guard comes over, "There is a brat who is spray painting the building."

Momo's dad rolls his eyes, "Kick him back to the streets where he belongs."

The guard adds, "He says he has a warrant from the mayor that says he can."

Momo's in disbelief head down to see this, Momo turns to see Mikoto is not to be seen but his friend is talking and interacting with everyone. She then leaves to go find him and get to know him as he is kind of cute.

Izuku at the vault door and leans into his microphone, "Cut."

The power to the room turns off as Izuku punches a hole in the wall to grab the drill. Shinso seeing the guards gone looks at everyone, "Sleep."

Then everyone in the room fell asleep and he begins a headcount of who is in the room. Izuku starts drilling which Mustard reports, "All guards with mom and dad are asleep."

Izuku replies, "Good, what are doing with the bodies?"

Mustard grunting, "They go to the lobby all tied up… we need more manpower."

Izuku's drill hums as he increases the power and speed, "Jin, you got the cameras?"

Jin replies, "Your virus took out all cameras in a 100 km radius."

Izuku then got the vault to open which as Izuku opens the door, Shinso reports, "Alpha, we got a problem. I don't know where the daughter is."

Izuku confused as he grabs the sword, "What do you mean you lost the daughter?"

Momo with a cannon made, "Got you."

Izuku with fast reflexes dodges the cannonball which she quickly makes the sword. Izuku did research on her as she has a unique quirk that allows her to make anything with her lipids, well there is more to it but right now she is swinging a sword at him. He dodges and weaves until gets out of the vault and goes to wall to whip out the comically large golden spoon. She comes at him but with one strike of the spoon, she was sent flying back a couple meters. She was on the ground as he runs over to her to make sure he didn't kill her or to put out the fire that the spoon sometimes creates. He checks her pulse and she is alive, "Oh good… now to do Barney's fucking job."

Shinso on the mic, "Fuck you."

He ties Momo's arms and legs to together, 'Goddamn she got some fat fucking milkers. I am I feel bad for tying her up like this because what if the weird uncle wakes up first and sees her like this?'

He finished admiring the art of Momo's body then grabs the sword and a few bags of cash. He then writes a note to Momo and leaves it in Momo's purse before he and the boys group up and leave.

Next Day…

A group of villains in a bar watching the news, 'Breaking News: The Yaoyorozu family sword has been stolen last night. The entire family, guards, and friends that came to their party were knocked out and tied up, but no one was injured or killed. The sword is worth about 500 billion yen…"

The male with the hand on his face comments, "Who are these thieves that just walked in to one of the richest hero families in Japan and walk out with causing real damage."

The misty man whistles as he cleans the glasses, a voice speaks, "These thieves are actually still small time, they are usually doing bank robberies."

The misty man speaks, "How do you know they are the same thieves?"

The voice chuckles, "A person with a sleep gas quirk, a person with a mind control quirk, a person with a cloning quirk, and the ringleader who everyone has not clue what he has… however I am going to acquire their services."

The hand man asks, "You going to pay them?"

The voice replies, "No, blackmailing as this job is going to require a lot of work."

The Warehouse

The four split the money like usual but Izuku examines the disabled bugs on the sword, "I'm going to turn on the bugs when I find a cat to attach it to."

Shinso laughs, "That would be funny."

The two play around the sword until Izuku's computer made a *ding* sound. The two check the computer as Izuku reads the email:

Dear Ringleader,

After hoping around your VPNs and getting into your computer which the 70 terabytes of Waluigi and Wario hentai didn't stop me. I'm not gay and I wish I didn't have to see that, I also am disappointed by the Devil May Cry yaoi vore hentai and the whole Genshin Impact NTR hentai was very unnecessary especially since you had a 10,000 yen commission for the Ganyu NTR one…

Shinso looks at Izuku, "You had what on your computer?"

Izuku replies, "It's just a joke material to scare hackers but apparently is wasn't scary enough."

… anyways, I know your real identity and I have a job for you. So, I will not send this information over this over to the police and you might be paid enough to get the greatest and top-secret treatment for your mother. But if you are good enough, I might require more of your services…

Izuku slaps his fist on the table, "Fuck! I'm going to have to take the deal."

Shinso rolls his eyes, "Well this must be serious."

Izuku reads the email address to contact the person back, "What is the job?"

A few seconds later the person replies, Well Mr. Midoriya, I need you to break in a warehouse marked on the map below, this will be a test on your skill.

Izuku and Shinso drove to the location as Izuku took the golden spoon with him as the two were blasting 'Koi no Disco Queen' on the way over. Their heads shaking to the beat as after a few hours until they see the warehouse. Izuku replies, "I got the roof, you got the windows and front entrance."

Shinso nods as Izuku put the Obama mask on and Shinso put on the Nixon mask then grabbed the equipment in the trunk of the car. Izuku decided the quiet power saw, golden spoon, 200-meter-long rope, and a fucking Ruger 1911 Commander with a custom Lisa naked skin on the handle. Shinso looks at him, "How much money did you spend on that?"

Izuku replies, "That's not the question we should be asking right now."

Shinso pulls out an AR-15 with a Beidou skin on it which Izuku looks at him, "Pirate Mommy? Respect the drip."

Shinso also grabbed the C4 and a riot shield, "Got her on the first roll."

Izuku grunts, "Lucky bastard."

Izuku then climbs up the warehouse which is one story as Shinso places the C4 on the door. Izuku has one earphone in his left ear as he was listening to Lisa from Genshin Impact climbing moans as he scales the building. Shinso looks through the windows, "I can't see shit, we should have brought flashlights."

Izuku on his microphone and inserted his other earpiece, "Luckily for me, my pistol has a built-in flashlight so get on my level."

Izuku gets to the top and cuts the hole very quietly as then, "On my signal, blow the door."

Shinso nods, "You got it."

Izuku counted down until the hole was fully made and Shinso blew up the door and Izuku tosses the rope and then uses it to safely jump down. Shinso rushes in with the riot shield ready and AR ready to start blasting as they only see a large creature standing there. They look at the beast who only watches them but does nothing. Izuku did a quick scan while Shinso keeps an eye on the creature. The green hair boy finds a tape recording, "Fucking hell, it's the ancient tech here."

He plays it and the deep voice come from it, "Congratulations, you have entered my warehouse and found pet project. Now your job is to simply move it as it has a shock absorption quirk. If you can move it one inch, then you will be rewarded."

Shinso and Izuku looking at each then to the creature as they started blasting on it. Emptying their guns but all the bullets did nothing to the beast, Izuku replies, "Well the shock absorption is in fact not a joke."

Shinso looks at him, "How are we supposed to move this thing if it can absorb our attacks?"

Izuku thinks for a moment, "Get the car in here we are going to do some tests."

TO BE CONTINUED…