Author's note: just some random thought up Glorybringer one-shot. Also, please humor me in thermostats actually existing.
Deathbringer knew to do, so he didn't do anything as Glory went on yet another rant.
"This box thing isn't working! We need to return it at once or else everything will be ruined!" She exclaimed. "I mean it's been an entire five minutes and the reading has only changed one degree when I need it to heat up at least five! I mean the ferns will freeze if we don't do anything about this! What will we do then huh? Go out and transport more exotic foliage only for it to die horrible, cruel deaths as its brethren before it?"
With a loud humph, she let out some of her pent up anger and turned to the unhelpful dragon just siting there silently in the corner. "Are you going to talk anytime soon? If I didn't need your input I would have gone and screamed at a coconut."
Grumbling, Glory started cursing the big lump under her breath. "It was your idea you slimy banana peel for us to install this new tech whatchamacalit, and now you can't get it to work properly? Unbelievable. Why is this oaf in my jungle still. I'm the queen. I should have kicked the slug out of my treehouse long ago."
Deathbringer sat and watched while mouthing her words and moving his talons as if they were the ones talking. Noticing his movement, Glory snapped her head around, opened her mouth to berate him, and then...
...she started to cry, "why can't you just be a decent dragon for once. I need you to listen, and all you do is make fun of me. I shouldn't have married you, and now it's your own stupid fault that I am with egg and the thermo-whatever is scaring me and I don't know what to do and I'm scared..."
At this she stopped her blubbering as Deathbringer placed his talons across hers and twined their tails. "Feel better now that you let it all out in the open?" He inquired.
Glory shook her head at her own foolishness and smiled "surprisingly yes. I guess it's just hard for me to admit my own fears, and these moon cursed hormones just make me so irrational at times. Three moons, it's horrible!" Whipping her head back around she narrowed her eyes at the now grinning dragon beside her. "You better not tell Tsunami about this."
Deathbringer only smiled wider, "Only if you cower before me in terror of my fearsome powers and terrible talons!"
Glory rolled her eyes and droned "all hail the great Deathbringer bringer of death on his terrible talons"
Deathbringer pouted, "you forgot to mention my killer sense of humor!"
Glory merely quirked a brow "need I mention the pineapple parade?"