A/N: This is it! Chapter four is here! Now, chapter three was two weeks from now. In this chapter, this was last week when they wanted to know about μ's and their idol profile and even negotiate via chat. So, the ridiculousness begins... Now!


Highschool Boys and Dreams

Four boys Hidenori, Yoshitake, Motoharu and Mitsuo were just killing the time for a moment before the class will start. It was seeping with seriousness as they are looking at one another, while giving their best to remember what are they dreaming. Yoshitake smirked, giving a sly look to the red head, while he countered by narrowing his sight against them. Filling himself with confidence, he asked and trying to take a guess.

"Mitsuo-kun, do you remember your dream? I bet that you are just reading erotic doujinshi, imagining yourself as the protagonist with a harem. Pervert~"

Gritting his teeth at that remark, he only gave him a blank look and retorted, "That's not even close and I don't know if I did remember or not."

"Ah!" Motoharu hammered his fist to his left hand, while he thinks that he got the answer, "You are wearing a girl shoes during your elementary days and showing me some of your secrets in your cellphone?"

"That was in the past and don't even bring that up ever again!"

"I got it!" Hidenori gave a thumbs up and then fixing his glasses, "You thought that you have good luck that you even have a "toilet paper"!"

"You are not even there when I was taking a dump at the convenience store!" Mitsuo stood up, ranting that they are just making him the laughing stock, "Why is this about me?! We are discussing if you guys remembered your dreams!"

"Oh, about that?" Yoshitake crosses his arms, looking at the group while trying to be serious as while, as Hidenori was a bit annoyed by the actions his best friend did. He then has an idea as he stood, went behind Mitsuo and rubbing his head, acting like he's a fortune teller, "Let's discuss about our dreams by the guide of our crystal ball." Then, he hummed, chanting in a Buddhist prayer.

"Oi! Why is my head being treated like a crystal ball?! Cut it out Yoshitake!" The red head replied in annoyance. But, his complaints were all fallen into deaf ears as Hidenori raised his hand, while all of a sudden, the door was slide open, revealing to be Karasawa, who revealed to be sweating as he sits down in a vacant seat, lowering his head to which they can tell that he got a problem. Yoshitake stood up and noticed that Karasawa had a problem before he went closer to his location and so many others, leaving Mitsuo behind as always.

"So Karasawa, you seem to have a problem," replied to his fellow student council member Motoharu, trying to analyze his trouble's, "What's the problem?"

"You can tell us," Yoshitake wanted to help him as well, when they were together as a group, aside from Hidenori and Motoharu of course when Tadakuni was out after he got ejected from a German Sulpex from his very own sister before, "We are all ears."

"We are always there for you," Hidenori said with a satisfying smirk, to which that he really did help him as well, although that he used him as a bait for Imouto to bully with sometimes. This makes Karasawa to open up his problems to his good set of friends as he nodded and then takes a deep breath while he was trying to remember how he dreamt of someone or something... This is it and the moment of truth that he was looking forward like forever. Now, he spoke up as his friends were expecting something that normal high school boys would do. However...

"I was dreaming that hoping that I would buy few chocolates for me to eat and never throw them like waste before."

Everyone was shocked before they face faulted that it wasn't about µ's or any of the girls at all. But it was like from an episode that he met those girls who are trying to bully him. Mitsuo at the background, he only has a gloomy aura because he was ignored.


Highschool Boys and Prank Calls

Tadakuni was smiling a bit that, he was doing a great job at his pizzeria workplace as if that he was having a lucky day like he was taking a break from being beaten up by his little sister whom the girl always accused him for stealing her underwear and even bra, to which that his best friends Hidenori and Yoshitake are doing the same thing. He was using his cellphone for playing videos games, listening to music and using the internet for reading manga. Ringing, he immediately answered the call and answered. Currently, it was lunch break.

"Hello, what's up?"

"Ummmm..." It has a girl voice that he can recognize and yet, it was cute causing him to blush for a moment before trying to regain composure, "Is this Tadakuni-kun?"

"Yeah, this is Tadakuni speaking. Who is this please?" However, he was trying to keep his cool voice, while trying not to break from silliness.

Before he can respond, the caller screamed and then hanged up, which causes the boy to freak out and even throws the phone, to which he didn't know that someone is getting it. Clenching his chest, he huffed and sweat beads appeared around his forehead as he wondered who that person is, 'What the hell is that?! Who IS that?!' He was huffing and hopes that they would listen to him. However, he did hear that its a cute girl voice and he wanted to hangout with his friends and discuss on who that person is.

Few hours later at the Park...

"You just got a prank call!" Hidenori grabbed Tadakuni by the collar, giving him a furious look as Yoshitake would then have to think if this was one of his sister's mischievous ideas. Tadakuni glared back at the glasses boy, scoffing.

"Hidenori, if that was a prank call, that person would have given me a death threat."

"Idiot! Do you want to reach that point? We are helping you out here man!"

Yoshitake would hear the two arguing about who is right or wrong. Before things would be getting out of hand, he heard his phone ringing and causing Hidenori to get worried since he knew that his brother had experienced it before and glanced, calling him out before letting Tadakuni go. The black haired boy however, he would fix himself and asked the blonde.

"Aren't you going to answer that Yoshitake?"

"Don't Yoshitake!" Hidenori bellowed, trying to stop him as he reached his hand against his shoulder. Then the blonde was actually looking at them, raising his eyebrow and crossed his arms, as they can still hear his phone ringing. Tadakuni asked him once more.

"Aren't you going to check who is calling you?"

"Yeah! Tadakuni has a point!" All of the sudden, Hidenori agreed to the boy and then hoping that it wasn't just a prank call. The blonde felt confused if he should just pick it up or not. Sighing in defeat, he gets his phone as he answered it to which Hidenori was sweating and feeling not good. As for Tadakuni, he would just observe and seeing if this was a prank that Hidenori claimed.

"Hello?"

"Is this Yoshitake-kun?" Its a woman's voice that he heard as the two were just hoping that its not a prank and it would be a scream. Cautiously, he would listen who that is and asked back.

"Who are you and how did you get my number?"

'Good job Yoshitake! Don't get fooled by a sweet voice of a woman. Who knows what evil lies within her mind!' Hidenori gave a thumbs up and smiles, seeing that the boy was getting the momentum. Tadakuni though, he looks at his facial expressions as he seems that it would be likely his sister. However...

"I'm Kotori Minami by the way Yoshitake-kun. Sorry for the sudden call, though your sister was a fan of mine and she gave me your number."

Yoshitake remained silent after the caller introduced as Kotori, to whom he wondered if this was a joke, prank or not. Yet, he thinks that its a fake and he was sweating that, he was having a request from his sister that he should make friends with her, in order for her and her friends to become VIP's and kicking him out of the opportunities to come. He was thinking that he's lucky or another bad luck. Hidenori called him out and causes him to snap out of his trance.

"Who is that Yoshitake?"

Kotori, on the other line, she can hear Hidenori screaming for his friend to who is the one calling him and instantly hanged up the phone to which the boy tries to call her. He didn't know that she's actually keeping herself a secret to his friends because they might be "crazy" fans, although her group µ's were extremely known. He was extremely nervous as of now, with a very flabbergasted reaction.

'This is bad! Why is my sister giving my phone number to strangers and why is that Kotori Minami is the one calling me? Is there an ulterior motive that my sister wanted to take orders from her and possibly me? They are not even close as friends, but as fans only! She's crazy!... Wait a minute, where did she get her number anyway?!'

"Oi Yoshitake," Tadakuni tapped his feet and looks at the boy, "Was that a prank call?"

However, Yoshitake has a guilty look on his face as he was smiling, yet it was very awkward to which the two wanted to know of what exactly happened to the call. Yet, he only gave them assurance, "That was my mother, calling me to do some extra chores soon at the house, if my sister ain't there," He just called Kotori, his mother.

Yet, Hidenori punched him in the gut as he was pissed because its too weird and Yoshitake was sent to the air a bit, before falling down to the ground, "No mother would have a teenage and cutesy voice! If that's the case, then its a prank!" There was a sign that says, -However, Tadakuni might be feeling suspicious about Yoshitake's words.-


Highschool Boys and Chat Rooms

Motoharu was at the computer shop as he was doing his student council work and there was internet where he might be needing some help of Karasawa and the Vice President, to which that the President was being lazy as usual. Focused, he saw that there was a Chat Room for his group as he was scanning and hopes that his pals might be there. For now, he entered the said random chat room.

"Huh?" He noticed by there was a picture of a blonde haired boy to which he thinks that its either Yoshitake or the lazy ass President. He assumes that its the icon. Suddenly, he saw some usernames and he reads, "Im_Jack (Hidenori), Dacaptain (Yoshitake), Normal_Boy (Tadakuni), IAmYoung17 (Vice President), Hiddensecrets (Karasawa), DQRules (President), Futureofgoodluck (Nozomi), Haraxho (Eli)..." There were lots of them as they are actually at the official µ's web site as they have a chat room and even chatting the members themselves. He groaned that the lazy ads was there as well. However, he doesn't know the last two though.

-Bobiin entered the chat room-

Bobiin: Hello everyone.

Im_Jack: Yo!

Dacaptain: Sup Bobiin?

IamYoung17: That's a weird name though.

Normal_Boy: Who's in the right mind would name that?

Hiddensecrets: I feel sorry for the person who has that username.

'My nee-chan usually gave that username to me, because her friends suggested that to her and forcing me to accept it, even that hurts my pride,' Motoharu thought, as he was blushing from that said username and he wanted to stand up against her, when she's going to far. But her can't because he has to respect elders, even if its an abuse. Instantly, he typed while trying to regain his pride.

Bobiin: To those who complain... I DIDN'T NAME THIS USERNAME! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT IF IT WAS ME!

DQrules: Calm down Bobiin-san, you are causing a ruckus in this chat room.

Futureofgoodluck: In fact, you are in a µ's chat room. You should behave because it might cause trouble.

Im_Jack: Oi, we should feel Bobiin~ welcomed.

Haraxho: Oh yeah, you are right Jack! Lets all give a warm welcome for...

Everyone: BOBIIIIIIINNNNN~!

Motoharu slammed his head on the table, crimson red on his cheeks and holding at the back of his head tight, gripping and seething his teeth from total embarrassment. Gloomy aura surrounds his background, knowing that its his friends that are only and not even the two µ's girls are helping him. After all, they are strangers and then he might wonder, 'How come that my friends are in this chat room and why there are two usernames that are acting moderators of this chapter?' Before that, he fumed, because knowing them and giving hints that its them, only via chat and not in person doesn't make them count as friends in real life, but only online friends which is a fifty fifty. Sometimes later, he decided to type in and raising his head while looking at the computer screen.

Bobiin: Hey, thanks god giving me a warm welcome in this chat room. Please take care of me!

Haraxho: Impressive that you are formal Bobiin-san.

Futureofgoodluck: Oh~ Usually, High School Boys are very rowdy, even in the internet. Good job, Bobiin-san~

'Bobiin-san, is that even my legit nickname and why generalizing the High School Boys?! My sister's damn heretic friends! They put me to damn shame once again,' Shaking, he seems to wonder of who is this "Haraxho" person or whatever that is. He can't even stand up against his sister or even her friends. How much more of strangers, especially female to which he doesn't know. He saw that this person, whom he believe might be Yoshitake typing.

Dacaptain: Don't worry Bobiin, I'm sure that you'll get used to it even in chat rooms.

Im_Jack: You'll have more adventures to come soon with us here!

After sometime of the ridiculousness of the chat room, with the involvement of his friends, Motoharu sighed in relief that he doesn't have to be called by that insipid of a username anymore. While he was done of doing some of the student council work along with Karasawa and the Vice President online without the lazy one doing anything. He noticed that there is a PM on his cellphone, which belong to his profile.

From: (Unknown)

To: Bobiin

Re: Hello

You seem to be different in your picture on Twitter and you look like a delinquent indeed. But upon reading your profile, you seem to be having the grasp of having a good grammar and yet, I'm impressed because some people like you aren't good at school. Knowing that you are a member of the student council, I wanted to meet with you next week. Tell your friends about it and I don't want anyone of you getting late because time is precious to me. If you want to know my name, you have to find out yourself as I don't want to be exposed in the public, knowing the Otaku community, they'll give you hell.

Upon realization, Motoharu remained silent as his sister was glancing, wondering if he'll cook dinner, "Oi Motoharu, are you gonna cook dinner? Because damn, I'm too hungry! You've been dazing at the computer for a whole hour. I wanted it... Now!"

'First the message, now my sister again. We do get along, but I'm hoping that I'll be okay,' Motoharu sighing as he stood up, for them to cook dinner as usual after shutting down the computer, closing the files. Ever since Mino knows that he's a good cook, she wants him to do it daily. There was a dialogue that says, -He didn't know that he chats with Eli Ayase and hopes that his sister doesn't know it or...-, -Jealousy ignites and he might be in big trouble.-


Funky Girls' Special: Song

Yanagi was going home, tired and wondering where the heck are Ikushima and Habara would be. Sighing, she noticed that Karasawa was wearing earphones, leading his way back home as he was listening to music and as usual, he would want to avoid any sights of Habara or he called her as Archdemon. Seeing him on her location, she called him, trying to get capture his attention to her.

"Toshiyuki! Oi Toshiyuki!"

"Hmmm?" The boy glanced, noticing that Yanagi was calling him, trying to get her attention to him. Noticing her, he decided to humor her as he went near to her, asking, "What is it?"

"Where are heck are my friends?! What did you do to them?!"

"I didn't do anything to them and there is no way that I'm hanging out with Habara."

He noticed that there are few bushes in the city as he can see it rustling and shaking, he points at that, believing that both Ikushima and Habara are there, "There is the answer of your question. Now if you excuse me." He was going to leave, until the two popped out of nowhere, causing Yanagin to scream, clenching her chest while sweating profusely and leans against the wall. He was surprised. Ikushima and Habara were singing a µ's song called Aishiteru Banzai and Karasawa instantly left the scene, when the brown haired girl sings, believing that she sings that for him.

"Eh?" Habara was dense to believe that the boy was flustered and they stopped singing, "Does mean... Toshiyuki-kun loved my voice?" She blushes when she imagined that Karasawa left, while smiling, loving her voice and sticking it in his memory. However, Yanagi and Ikushima sweat dropped.

'It's the exact opposite...'


A/N: That's all for chapter four. I admit, this has got to be my toughest chapter, especially the episode I made called "Highschool Boys and Chat Rooms". With Nozomi and Eli there online, it would be very difficult to time the flow of the comedy and believable process of the episode, due to the fact that I made them as acting moderators of the chat, which I made some laughs about the "Bobiin" part, which I gave the reference and idea that it was Mino's friends gave her that idea and instantly agreeing it, even threaten him if he doesn't agree. Heck, even that PM that Eli gave to him, as I would see that she's checking his profile just in case. I gave my all for the comedy though. Yes, Yoshitake needs some love sometimes. XD. Anyway, tell me what you think about it and constructive criticism is appreciated. Until next time and I'll do my fullest efforts to make this story enjoyable.