The Fate of the First Hero of Light
Zelda is sitting on her throne.
She is deep in thought.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..." she frustrates to herself.
She puts her hand to her cheek.
"HMMMmmMMMMmmm..." she frustrates slightly harder to herself.
She puts her other hand to her forehead.
"HMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmm..." she frustrates even more to herself.
She puts her other cheek holding hand to her forehead.
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmMMMMMMM!" she frustrates the most thinking about actions she had done.
Grasping her head with both hands.
"Kissing Geir was the most apt action to take." she says to herself.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" screams Lady Edeline.
"AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" screams the shocked Zelda.
BAM
The throne room door fly free from it's hinges.
"YOUR MAJESTY WHAT IS THE MATTER?!" "Your Highness!"
The Knight and Fire Mage appear!
Zelda quickly gathers her thoughts and secrets to herself.
"Um um...SIR HUNFREY, SIR IZDRYN YOU HAVE RETURNED!"
"YES, YOUR MAJESTY THAT DASTARDLY FIEND WAS FINALLY DEALT THE FINAL BLOW! HENCE WE HAVE RETURNED FROM OUR SEARCH!" says the tired Knight.
They had scoured the lands in search of the dastardly wizard Monsieur Pantomimer.
When he was defeated the news finally reached them and so they have returned!
"I am so relieved Sir Hunfrey, Sir Izdryn. Thank you so much for your help in this matter." says Zelda confident that everyone has forgotten of her slip of the tongue.
"Your Highness you were mentioning that you had to kiss Claurilles?" asks Lady Edeline.
"THAT FIEND!" screams the Knight gnashing his teeth together speculating of what evil plot he has used to ensare the Queen!
Zelda still wants to panic but she stops.
Zelda sighs deeply.
"Sir Hunfrey I had to kiss Geir to keep up a deception that we were married."
THUD
The Knight collapses on the floor while hearing this!
"SIR HUNFREY!" screams Zelda rushing to aid her unconscious Knight.
Short times pass...
The Knight has his hand to his head.
"FORGIVE ME YOUR MAJESTY! THE JOURNEY HAS LEFT ME WEAKENED!"
Zelda sighs once more.
"I understand Sir Hunfrey I am so relieved."
"THANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY! WHEN I HAVE RECOVERED SIR IZDRYN AND MYSELF WILL MOVE TO KILL THE WARCHIEF!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" screams Zelda.
"I also agree Your Highness Geir has undoubtedly ensnared you through some diabolical magics! He must be defeated to release you from this curse!"
"THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED!" screams the panicking Zelda.
"It is worse than even I could have imagined! That accursed Claurilles has completely fooled Her Majesty she will even defend him! Sir Hunfrey curse your weak body! Sir Izdryn we will move to kill Claurilles and free Her Majesty!" Lady Edeline withdraws her silver blade running to exit the throne room.
"Yes, Lady Edeline we depart immediately! Sir Hunfrey come assist us when you have recovered!" the Fire Mage's hands are alight with his magical flames.
"STOP! WAIT DO NOT!" Zelda's screams futilely.
Her warriors leave the throne room to defeat the evil god of schemes.
SMACK
Zelda hits both her hands to her head.
"THIS IS A DISASTER!" screams Zelda.
"YES, YOUR MAJESTY! IF SIR IZDRYN AND MYSELF HAD NOT HAD TO FACE THOSE DRAGONS I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ASSIST MY FRIENDS IN THIS FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOUR!" booms the recovering Knight.
"EXCUSE ME?!"
CRASH
BAM
SHATTER
Zelda hears the sounds of destruction down from the entrance of the throne room's stairs.
"YOUR MAJESTY!" the Knight is up immediately.
Moving in front of Zelda, he withdraws his recently reacquired magical zweihander "Rust Bane" from it's sheathe.
Holding the rusted blade in front of him he shields the Queen from the unknown danger.
"NOOOOOOOOO! STOP CLAURILLES!" screams a woman's voice painfully.
BAM
The other undamaged throne room door breaks free from it's hinges as two bodies fly into the throne room!
CRASH
SHATTER
The bloodied Fire Mage and Lady Edline hit the walls and fall on tables breaking precious trinkets into worthless nothingness.
THUD
The tables are destroyed and they lay defeated on the ground.
"SIR IZDRYN! LADY EDELINE!" the Knight screams to his fallen comrades.
"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!" screams the panicked Zelda trying to look pass the Knight's massive frame protecting her.
"PLEASE YOUR MAJESTY BE CALM! I WILL DEFEND YOU!"
"ZELDA WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING NOW?" screams a familiar voice.
"GEIR!" Zelda responds.
Geir walks up the stairs and into the throne room.
Blood is dripping down from his completely wet red bloodied traditional dress.
Like a phantom before Zelda the Knight dissapears in front of her.
CRASH
Geir blocks the Knights blade with his own.
Before the Knight could decapacitate him.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW IDIOT?!" Geir screams at the Knight.
"FIEND TODAY YOU WILL FINALLY BE DEFEA..."
BAM
Geir kicks the Knight on his chest sending him flying.
CRASH
He hits the back of the room cracking the wall behind him.
THUD
He lands on the floor.
"ZELDA WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" screams the furious Geir.
"Well about that..." Zelda does not know how to respond.
"WELL WHAT IS IT?" screams Geir at the red faced Zelda.
"Geir I do not know what to say..." says Zelda looking downwards.
"EXCUSE ME?" asks Geir looking at Zelda.
"GEIRYWEARY! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" screams another known voice.
"MJRN!" Zelda's heart feels the greatest of relief.
The woman with the ears of a hare runs up the stairs.
"ZELDY WHAT IS WRONG!?" screams the Viera looking at the destroyed throne room.
Zelda bursts into tears!
"MJRN PLEASE SAVE ME!"
"ZELDY!" Zelda's best friends runs to and grabs Zelda to comfort her.
Short moments pass...
Zelda whispers her heart's secrets to her best friend.
"I understand Zeldy don't worry I will help you!"
"MJRN!" screams the relieved Zelda.
"Mjrn what is going on here? Why did the idiots attack me?"
"YOU FIEND!" screams the Knight standing ready with his sword.
"SHUT UP!" screams the Viera at the Knight.
"LADY MJRN?"
"I SAID SHUT UP!" screams the Viera.
"FORGIVE ME LADY MENEVES!" says the Knight looking downwards.
"..." the Viera glares at everyone in the room.
Total silence.
"Mjrn?" Geir looks towards the Viera for answers.
"Gearyweary Zeldy had a dream that she thought really happened."
"WHA.." Zelda is muffled by her best friends hand.
Geir puts his hand to his face shaking his head side to side.
"I see then it cannot be helped."
"WHAT DID YO..." Zelda is muffled once more.
Geir reaches his hand into his parka producing documents.
"Zelda here are the papers. Send these men to..." Geir starts explaining of the Kingdom's future plans.
"CLAURILLES THIS IS NOT OVER!" screams Lady Edeline who has started to recover.
Estonix runs up the stairs into the throne room.
"CLAURILLY WHAT HAS HAPPENED!" screams Estonix.
Geir turns around to speak to Estonix.
"Zelda had a dream that she thought was real and then the idiots attacked me!"
Estonix stares with complete disdain at Zelda and her party.
Shaking his head side to side.
"So it is just the beast acting the fool as always! Why must my beloved Claurilly always face your constant foolishnesses?" screams Estonix.
"YOU FIEND HOW DARE YOU!" screams the Knight while moving to strike the slanderous Lord Dominitus.
"SILENCE!" Mjrn's dual charisma Meneves shouts at the top of her lungs!
"..."
Finally it is calm.
The Dark Elf walks up the stairs.
She looks at the destruction in the throne room.
"Sir Hunfrey! Sir Izdryn! My friends you have returned!" screams the excited Dark Elf seeing her friends for the first time in many times.
"OUR LADY!" "Lady Vivilara!"
The Knight and Fire Mage rejoice now that their friend has arrived.
She runs to embrace and heal them.
"What has Geir done now?" asks the Dark Elf to her friends.
"OUR LADY!" the Knight does not know how to tell her the terrible truth.
"Vivi Zelda was having dreams that she thought was real." says Geir.
"I see..." the Dark Elf accepts this ridiculous explanation immediately.
Knowing of Zelda's constant foolishness this explanation is proof enough.
"YOU KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE CLAURILLES!" screams Lady Edline.
"What do you mean Paladin?" asks Geir to his other cousin glaring at her.
"YOU ASSAULTED HER MAJESTY!" screams Lady Edline.
"EXCUSE ME? GEIR IS THIS TRUE?" screams the Dark Elf.
"Vivi I do not know what she is speaking of?"
"Zelda is this true?" the Dark Elf asks Zelda.
"Well about that..." Zelda does not know what to do or say.
"My friends what happened?" the Dark Elf looks to her friends.
"Lady Vivilara Geir..." the Fire Mage mumbles words to her.
Darkness engulfs the throne room as the Dark Elf's killing intent fills it completely.
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" Estonix screams out in fear!
"MY BELOVED LET US FLEE!" Estonix is already running to grab his wife and jump through the wall of the Royal castle to escape Geir's wife's wrath!
He reaches his wife but she stops him.
"CLAURILLES DESCARTE ODDMUND DOMINITUS!" the Dark Elf screams at her husband.
"YES!" Geir fearfully responds.
"IS THIS TRUE?" the darkness pools out of her.
"IS WHAT TRUE VIVI?" screams Geir standing on attention.
"DID YOU REALLY KISS ZELDA?"
Estonix starts gagging the moment he heard this!
The thought of his beloved cousin kissing the "beast" is too much to bare!
"IT IS A SLANDEROUS LIE! MY CLAURILLY WOULD NEVER SURVIVE SUCH AN ORDEAL!" screams Estonix.
Looking on at Estonix's dramatics Zelda's anger is released.
She feels massive pressure on her forehead!
"BE QUIET!" screams the Dark Elf.
"YES!" screams the crying Estonix.
"Geir did this really happen?" ask Geir's wife producing a thick tome out of her traditional dresses pocket.
"Vivi I..." the panicked Geir is going through his mind trying to ascertain if it had indeed happened.
Paging to a date in her large tome of her husbands carefully documented actions that he is required to write after each of his adventures.
"You went to the banquet at this date... nowhere is it written here that you kissed Zelda!? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" his wife orders his compliance.
"Vivi I do not..." Geir is racking his brain to try and remember.
BAM
The Dark Elf hits Geir in the face with a right hook sending him flying.
"NO EXCUSES!"
CRASH
He hits the wall and falls unconscious on the ground!
CRACK
CRACK
The Dark Elf cracks her knuckles.
"GEIR!" "CLAURILLY!" "GEARYWEARY!"
Zelda, Mjrn and Estonix scream out in concern.
"..."
Geir lays motionless and defeated.
"VIVILARA WHY?" screams Zelda.
"Zelda Geir lied to me."
"WHAT?! BUT I KISSED HIM!" screams Zelda admitting of her sins!
"Zelda that does not matter."
"WHY?" screams Zelda.
"Marriages where partners cannot trust each other never last."
"EXCUSE ME?" screams Zelda.
The Dark Elf walks towards Zelda she shows the book to her that she is holding.
Zelda looks inside.
It is a log book written in Geir's hand writing!
It list his days adventures chronologically, where he was, what he was doing and with whom!
"Vivilara I do not understand? What does this mean?"
"Geir lied to me nowhere here does it say he kissed you."
Zelda shakes her head side to side still looking on in disbelief at Geir's carefully documented daily schedule.
"Vivilara but I..."
"That does not matter Zelda. Geir does not trust me enough to list it here."
"..." everyone in the room pauses for a moment to process this thought.
RUSTLE
Geir starts to move.
"UUGHGHHHHhhhhh..."
He reaches up into the air.
"STAY THERE I AM NOT FINISHED BEATING YOU!" screams the Dark Elf.
"Uuggghhg..."
He reaches down into the air.
BAM
The Dark Elf closes Geir's travel log, putting it in her dress once more, she moves to her fallen husband.
Long times pass...
Zelda's face is in her hands tears are rolling down her face as she looks on at Geir's suffering.
BAM
BAM
BAM
"..."
The Dark Elf stops beating her unconscious husband.
She rolls her shoulder stretching out her arm.
"That should be enough for today."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?! TODAY!" screams the weeping Zelda.
"Yes, I will punish him more for this betrayal of my trust!"
"PLEASE HAVE MERCY VIVILARA!" screams the crying Estonix being braced by his wife.
"Estonix..." the Dark Elf looks at Geir's cousin crying at his suffering.
"HAS HE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH YET?"
"Estonix..." the Dark Elf looks at Geir's cousin begging for forgiveness.
"THE BEAST KISSED MY BELOVED CLAURILLY THAT IS ALREADY A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH! WHY MUST HE SUFFER MORE?" begs the crying Estonix.
CRASH
Zelda's throne falls over.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" screams the furious Zelda reaching for an object she can use to kill Estonix with!
Before Estonix can die the Dark Elf speaks to him instead.
"No, Estonix he has betrayed my trust. His punishments will continue!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!" Estonix collapses on his knees crying at his beloved cousin's fate.
His wife supports him.
"We will be leaving now." the Dark Elf glares at her defeated husband.
"MY LADY! LET ME ASSIST YOU!" the Knight moves to assist his friend with her marital problems.
The Knight picks up the bloodied Geir.
"YOUR MAJESTY?" the Knight looks at Zelda.
"Please Sir Hunfrey assist Vivilara."
"THANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY! LADY EDELINE, SIR IZDRYN PLEASE KEEP HER MAJESTY SAFE!"
"Of course." says Lady Edeline.
"Yes, my friend." the Fire Mage signals to the Knight.
"LET US DEPART YOUR LADYSHIP!" the Knight starts walking down the stairs.
"Thank you Sir Hunfrey."
The Dark Elf moves to exit the room.
She stops and turns around.
Glaring at Zelda.
Zelda feels true terror form in her heart!
"THOSE EYES!" Zelda looks on in horror at Geir's wife true jealousy staring into her soul!
"Zelda do we need to speak some words about this?"
"NO! WE DO NOT! HAVE A PLEASANT TRIP!" screams the panicked Zelda.
"I see..." the Dark Elf turns around and follows the Knight down the stairs.
"Claurilly no..." Estonix is helped up by his wife.
"I'll see you later Zeldy!" says Mjrn who greets her best friend.
"Mjrn farewell..." Zelda looks downwards in shame.
They leave.
Days pass...
Zelda is sitting anxiously on her throne.
A tall man walks into the throne room.
"Geir you have returned!"
Zelda runs to greet her hero!
She runs and embraces him.
"Geir I am so glad you have returned!"
"What are you doing now beast?" asks Estonix glaring at Zelda.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!" Zelda jumps backwards and unembraces Estonix.
Zelda recovers from the shock.
"Um forgive me is there something I can help with Estonix?" Zelda asks Estonix.
Estonix glares at Zelda.
"Claurilly asked me to give you this."
Estonix hands Zelda papers.
Zelda glances at the papers.
"These are plans?" she looks at Estonix wanting answers.
"..." no answers are given.
"Is Geir ill? Why did he not come?" Zelda asks Estonix.
"My Claurilly..." Estonix starts to tear up.
"IS SOMETHING THE MATTER LORD ESTONIX?" the Knight asks Estonix.
"MY CLAURILLY HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM THE KINGDOM OF HYRULE!" Estonix starts crying fiercely!
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" screams Zelda.
Estonix tearfully explains what has transpired.
"WE MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!" Zelda order the party to depart.
The Dwarven Realm at Geir's house...
The Knight and Fire Mage adjust their armours, weapons and comb their hair.
BAM
BAM
BAM
The Knight knocks on Geir's door.
"Coming!" a voice from inside.
"Was that Teela?" Zelda asks the others if it was Geir's Grandmother voice.
The door is opened.
Geir's Grandmother stands inside.
"LADY ESDEATH!" the Knight greets her.
"Teela!" Zelda greets her.
"TEELA!" the excited Fire Mage greets her.
"SIR IZDRYN!" the excited Esdeath greets the Fire Mage.
They enter and are seated.
"Teela is what Estonix said really true?" asks the worried Zelda.
"Yes, it is Geir is not allowed to leave the Dwarven Realm under any circumstances!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screams Zelda.
"YOUR LADYSHIP IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?" asks the Knight.
"Sir Hunfrey Vivilara will not be dissuaded! Until she feels she can trust Geir again he will stay in the Dwarven Realm indefinitely!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORSE!" Zelda sends her plea to the heavens.
Finish.