For those hetero readers who have gotten this far, male same-sex relations officially begin this chapter. You've been warned.
*That could have ended very badly,* Naruto sent at Hinata.
*But it might end wonderfully. Still, I'll take my punishment like a good girl,* she projected. *Now, wasn't there a promise of a shopping spree after we get rich?*
Naruto snorted. *You're incorrigible. But yes, I did promise that. Let's get down to Gravitus and then see how many of my millions you'll be able to spend in one afternoon.*
*I doubt I'll ever beat your record. Over half your fortune on one sale! Boys and their toys, I swear,* Hinata chuckled mentally.
*What can I say? The Invictus was home for a good portion of my life. And we need a combat-capable ship as a placeholder until we can construct an Uzu vessel. And like Sasuke said, it would be a shame if it didn't stay in the family,* Naruto argued.
*No need to convince me. I knew we'd be shopping for a replacement for the Fool's Gold. I just didn't expect you'd end up buying your old Assault Cruiser!*
As they chatted mentally, they retraced their steps through the shipyard to Docking Bay 47 and the Fool's Gold. The Navy munitions team had unloaded the Tyrenium as soon as the deal went through in Sasuke's office. The Cargo Bay looked very empty without the familiar ore containers. Naruto led Hinata to the Cockpit and they took their usual seats. Coordinating with Olympus Shipyard Flight Command, Naruto took an exit vector from the dock and began to approach the planet of Gravitus.
*So was Sasuke aware of your 'semi-retired' status?* Hinata asked.
Naruto shrugged. *Of course. He was my handler, for lack of a better term. But we've only contacted each other through text and vid-feed before today, so meeting in the flesh was kind of a big deal.*
*Ah, and he mentioned he'd save money selling the Invictus to a 'Consultant' rather than a civilian, now I remember. You're really allowed to own a Navy vessel with all the guns and kit still attached and functioning?*
*Military-grade weapons license, baby. Plus the knickknacks,* Naruto reminded.
*Ah, like the hacking device you used to steal the armor and equipment from the Corvette,* Hinata remembered.
Naruto winced. *I didn't steal, I requisitioned.*
*Po-tay-to, po-tah-to,* Hinata thought with a straight face, before bursting into giggles. *Oh, you should see your FACE!*
*I will tickle you until you pee. And that won't count as your punishment tonight,* Naruto threatened menacingly, looking at her with flat eyes.
*Sorry, sorry,* she thought ingenuously. But she did stop laughing. Hinata glanced at the monitor and saw they had two hours until they landed at the major spaceport on Gravitus. *Come on, it's lunchtime and I want a flat tummy before I try on any clothes.*
The trip down to Gravitus was spent in a pleasant post-coital nap, the two Uzu getting dressed in time to make the landing at Gravitus Spaceport Alpha. Naruto walked them through the lots upon lots of parked ships to the concierge desk. When Naruto asked for a hover-limo, the attendant took one look at Hinata and was falling over himself to flag down the appropriate transport. Apparently having a beautiful woman hanging off your arm was one of the identifying markers of the super-rich. They enjoyed a pleasant ride in an air-conditioned interior with seats soft as a cloud and exorbitantly overpriced nibbles to snack on. Hinata almost choked when she realized the sparkling water she'd grabbed without thinking cost as much as a month's supply of H20 back on Karron. Naruto reminded her that they were millionaires now, and they could spend hundreds of ryo the way normal people threw pocket change.
The hover-limo took them to a major retail center in the planet's northwestern quadrant. Hinata's eyes swiveled like an auto-turret, trying to take in all the new and strange sights. She'd never seen civilization that wasn't space-based before. This was her first honest time on an actual planet, and the thousands of little differences all stood out to her.
*Where do you want to go first?* Naruto asked gently, when prompted by the automated driver for a destination.
*I want to walk into the most expensive store on this planet and act like we own the place,* Hinata decided decisively.
Chuckling, Naruto keyed in the name of the most exclusive boutique on Gravitus. It was the kind of place where if you had to ask the price of something, you didn't belong. Everything was bespoke and customized for each individual patron. Naruto heard they used the latest in cloth 3D printing technology to make the clothes and alterations so fast. When they arrived, the door opened smoothly while a prerecorded voice implored them to 'have a pleasant day'. Hinata bounced out, reaching back in to grab Naruto and drag him out as well. The hover-limo moved itself to the small parking lot allocated for the shop, waiting until Naruto summoned it with his wrist communicator.
Naruto and Hinata walked in and looked around. It was very airy, lots of glass and delicate metal to create open spaces, but also with robust woods to backdrop some of the sample outfits. The result was a mix of ultra-modern and classic timelessness. Some of the attendants were messing around, trying to appear busy when they had no real task to do. They looked up as one when the doors opened, but most looked away disappointed. Naruto was aware that their military-like outfits made no hint at their wealth, but he would have expected the employees of such a high-end store to be better trained than that.
A gorgeous pinkette with a genuine smile walked up to them. "Hello, how may I assist you today?" she inquired, green eyes bright and eager.
Hinata read her name-tag. "Well, Sakura, my man and I have recently come into a great deal of money. And we both need new wardrobes to reflect that. I want anyone who sees us to think we look like a million ryo, and I don't care if it actually costs a million ryo for one outfit. I need to look my most gorgeous, and he needs to look his most handsome. Have at us, I say!"
Naruto chuckled. He well knew that the timid wallflower he'd first met in those filthy mining overalls would never have had to guts to talk to a pretty girl like that. *You've grown so much,* Naruto gushed with pride.
*Only cause I've been feeding on your confidence juice, but thanks,* Hinata projected as they were swarmed by attendants. Hinata's confidence and lack of economic fear had identified her as a proper client, as far as the others were concerned. Sakura deftly diverted their attention to Naruto, taking a personal interest in the blue-haired goddess that had entered her shop. The girls promptly went crazy when Naruto obediently took off his shirt for a fitting and they saw how statuesque his body was.
"I don't mean to be unprofessional, but you're the most handsome couple I've ever seen," Sakura told Hinata, helping her smooth out the lines on a dress she was trying out.
Hinata grinned. "Why thank you. It's always nice to hear that other women appreciate the prize that my Naruto is. As for me, well, proper diet and exercise, that's all I can say." And she wasn't even being ironic. Uzu semen and sex, the perfect combo for the perfect body.
Sakura went looking for a pair of shoes that would match the dress, noting Naruto being fawned over at the other fitting station. "He seems remarkably well-behaved, if I may say," Sakura noted, seeing how Naruto had yet to take any 'liberties' with any of the attendants, even with half of them throwing themselves at him.
"Oh, he could be balls-deep in any of them if he really wanted to and I wouldn't mind. Luckily, he's just that loyal to lucky little me, so I don't have to worry," Hinata said straight-faced. Sakura sputtered and choked, which had Hinata cackling. "Seriously, though, we're committed to each other but we're not exactly a… traditional couple," Hinata whispered conspiratorially. "We actually propositioned his old commanding officer just this morning!" she added like it weren't gossip at her own expense.
*What are you playing at, minx?* Naruto sent.
*Sasuke has decades of naval combat experience, Hana graduated top of the Academy, Tenten is a master gunsmith. We can afford to recruit someone that's purely eye-candy, can't we?* Hinata asked rhetorically. *Enjoying yourself over there?*
*Some of these gropes actually sting, they're so hard. It's not as fun as you think, being seen as a hunk of tasty meat.*
*Poor baby,* she commisserated.
"So long as you're both happy, then power to you," Sakura said eventually, recovering herself.
"Oh, we are. And we're set to come into even more money not too long from now. It's good to be us," Hinata said loftily, with enough humor that Sakura didn't think she was actually that arrogant.
They bantered back and forth for a couple hours as Hinata tried on a variety of sample outfits for every occasion, each one meeting her approval getting custom-made in the back in time for check-out. Unless Hinata was out of her mind, Sakura was enjoying the intimacy of the dress fittings as much as Hinata was. And the Uzu Matriarch didn't miss how Sakura's eyes kept darting to how handsome Naruto looked in a charcoal suit. When it finally came time to ring up the bill, Naruto went to the till while Hinata stayed back with Sakura for a moment.
"I really enjoyed our time together. Would you perhaps consider giving me your number so we can keep in contact? Maybe you could join Naruto and I for dinner one night," Hinata purred seductively.
Sakura blushed but she pulled out a business card. She scrawled something on the back with an old-fashioned pen, and then handed it to Hinata. The bluenette kissed it and then stuck it in the cleavage of her bodysuit. She then strutted over to Naruto, who seemed to be waiting for her. Hinata kept herself from gulping at the amount with only extreme discipline. Seeing she'd seen the damage she'd inflicted to his bank account, Naruto authorized the purchase.
They carried their overflowing bags outside, to where the hover-limo was waiting for them. They loaded their spoils into the trunk and then reentered the back of the luxury transport.
*Where to next?* Naruto asked.
*They weren't big on underwear in there. I'm going to need many, MANY sets of lingerie for you to rip me out of,* Hinata stated plainly.
Naruto chortled and keyed in a lingerie store. After the brief trip, he handed Hinata his ryo chit and waved her goodbye as she dived into the store. While she was occupied finding enticing pieces of lace and satin to wrap her body in, Naruto contacted the most luxurious hotel on Gravitus, the Magnus. Between his military rank and the amount of ryo he had to burn, they practically handed him their best suite. Naruto had just finalized arrangements for that evening when Hinata slid back into the car.
*You're remaining balance is still in the 90s, don't worry.* Hinata handed the chit back with a kiss. Naruto pocketed the marker of his wealth and had the hover-limo begin the trek to the hotel.
*So, you didn't even bother to take a peak while I was trying on all those sexy bits of cloth?* Hinata questioned.
*I trust you to pick stuff that will make my heart stop and dick eternally hard. I was busy setting up the next stop and your… punishment for tonight.* Naruto grinned in a way that, were he a different man, would have made Hinata very nervous. As it was, she felt her nether regions get delightfully moist.
They pulled up to the hotel and an army of porters, both human and mechanical, came forward to grab their bags out of the trunk. Naruto and Hinata walked through an elegant if overdone lobby to a special elevator. The quality of the music during the ride was such that it felt like the orchestra was in the elevator with them. The doors opened right into the suite's living room. Hinata gaped before dashing forward to check everything. Naruto directed all their purchases be placed in the main bedroom and gave generous tips to every man who'd helped.
*This place is nuts! It looks like we're right over a volcano!* Hinata exclaimed as she pressed her nose up against the window of the floor-length window.
*Gravitus started as a volcanic planet before the K-Fed started terraforming. There's still areas where the magma breaks free. Don't worry, it's perfectly safe and contained,* Naruto assured.
*So, what's next on the agenda?* Hinata asked, aware that Naruto had developed a talent for hiding certain details from their mind link.
*Now we enjoy a nice hot shower, you put on your 'little black dress', I put on my best suit, and we have dinner at the best steakhouse on Gravitus. Nutritious as it is, my cum must get boring after awhile.*
*Not at all, but I'm okay with eating out for a change,* Hinata assured. *How different can a shower be in a place like this from the one on the Fool's Gold?*
The two had an enjoyable, wet adventure as they nearly drowned testing out the various settings on the luxury shower spa in the hotel's bathroom. From "Tropical Rainforest" to "Monsoon" to "Angel's Tears", they went through the list and the slightly different configurations of hot, cold, and which spout fired and how. Rather than towels, they experimented with the full-body dryer that had them dry as dust within seconds.
*I think I prefer heated towels,* Hinata projected as she strutted naked back into their bedroom.
*Me too, actually, but a dryer's expensive ergo 'luxurious' so the hotel offered that,* Naruto explained. They both got changed into formal wear, keeping their eyes off each other so they could get the full effect at the end. Naruto was just trying his tie, surveying the bubbling magma far below, when Hinata gave a knock at his mental door.
*How do I look?* She asked, turning in a circle so he could see her from all angles. She wore a halter neck black sheathe of a dress that left her back open down to her dimples of Venus, and was cut up the side almost to her hip. It was classy enough to make her appear a lady and sexy enough to make her appear a woman. Naruto was ready to track down whoever designed that dress and shake them warmly by the hand for framing his woman's body so perfectly.
*You look hot enough to start a fight over. And I mean that as the highest praise.*
*You would, dumb Marine,* she joked. *You look quite distinguished yourself. Everyone who looks at you will assume I'm an escort or something.*
*Please! You're obviously my trophy wife!* Naruto countered.
They both broke out in giggles. Naruto stepped up close and kissed Hinata before taking her around the waist. In her heels, she was almost as tall as him. *Let's go hit the town, shall we?*
They caused quite a stir when they entered the lobby. Hinata felt self-conscious for a few seconds at all the staring and murmuring, until Naruto whispered into her mind. *All the women wish they were you and all the men wish they could be with you.* After that, Hinata held her head high. They slid into their hover-limo and Naruto keyed in the location of the restaurant where he'd already made reservations. After a brief trip, they walked into the steakhouse, the maitre d' leading them straight to their table.
Hinata followed Naruto's silent instructions to maintain ettiquette so she didn't appear the asteroid bumpkin she actually was. She ate with the outside fork and knife and worked her way in, let Naruto sniff and taste the wine before drinking her own, and otherwise just enjoyed the meal. They had soup, salad, shared a steak for two with sides, and Naruto talked her into giving the dessert sampler a try. The food was all divine, and they had plenty of fun making mental comments about the restaurant staff and the other patrons.
*Oh, I'm stuffed. I feel like I had dinner from you instead of with you,* Hinata groaned after finishing the last bite of some delightfully creamy cake called tiramisu.
*Well, I hope you saved room, because I intend to end the night with my balls resting on your chin,* Naruto thought lustily.
Hinata perked up. *I always have room for my favorite treat!*
They paid for the meal and took the hover-limo back to the Magnus. The meal had taken over an hour, so the suns were starting to set by the time they walked back into their suite. The two moons of Gravitus were high in the sky, in different phases. Hinata admired the view from the window of their suite.
*You sure know how to show a girl a good time. This has been the most fun day of my life!* Hinata sent.
*I wanted you to get a taste of the high life before we go back out into the harsh galaxy and fend for ourselves again.* Naruto eyed Hinata up and down. *Now, as for your punishment…*
Hinata tensed in anticipation. *Sasuke is one of the only friends you have. He'd make an excellent Patriarch for your male Thralls the way I'm a Matriarch for your female Thralls. I'm sorry for putting you on the spot, but I honestly believed it was for the best.*
*I know. That's why I'm going with the 'fun' interpretation of my threat of you not being able to walk tonight.* Naruto untied his tie. *Instead of spanking you until your legs go numb, I'm just going to fill you up like a balloon until you can't see your feet.*
Hinata shivered in delight at the prospect of being filled with so much of Naruto's spunk. She reached up to take off her dress…
Vice Admiral Uchiha Sasuke found himself in an elevator on Gravitus and wondering what the hell he was doing there.
His day had started at 0600 with his usual hour of physical therapy to keep his left arm from rotting off. Then it was meeting after meeting as he faced up to his duties as the Deputy Director of Olympus Shipyard, the heart of the Konoha Federation Navy. Mid-morning, he'd been pleasantly distracted from another lecture from his damn big brother by news that Uzumaki Naruto wanted to see him.
Sasuke had always respected the younger Marine, from the moment he'd first presented himself on the bridge of the Invictus to the fresh-faced Commander Uchiha. That respect had morphed into a lifelong debt when Uzumaki had saved Sasuke's life during the attack when Sasuke had lost the use of his left arm. When the Marine had retired, Sasuke had been the one to offer him the Consultancy position, not just as a favor to a fellow soldier but so they could keep in contact.
Were he anything but a Kinsey 0, Sasuke probably would have developed a small crush on Naruto. As it was, he considered him a 'friend', or at least one of the few other humans in the galaxy that didn't get on Sasuke's infamous temper. He'd happily cleared his schedule for an hour with his 'buddy' for lack of a better term.
And what an hour it had been. The Tyrenium would have been a godsend all on its own; ten tons was enough for one whole Singularity Driver! And then an innocent question about pointed ears had led to world-shattering revelations. His friend was a member of a race of psychics, rare enough in the vast galaxy. Not only that, but they had weird sex juju powers to enslave those that 'drank' from them. But of course, someone as noble as Naruto wouldn't do things that way. Instead, he was raising people to his status, creating a team, a crew of exceptional people to protect the universe. Sasuke had no illusions that Naruto would be meekly serving the Konoha Federation when he came into his full power, but would rather be operating as a galactic power in his own right.
So, after selling their old home and issuing the retrofit orders, Sasuke had been left to brood, an activity he excelled at. He had a choice to make, and it required careful deliberation. That had been the lovely girl, Hinata's, only price for restoring the mobility of his arm to him with the very powers that might one day be his to wield.
Firstly, Sasuke could do nothing. Just say no to Naruto and then bury the information. He'd turned off the interior surveillance of his office as a courtesy to Naruto before even inviting him or his companion inside. Of course, Sasuke wouldn't put it past Itachi to have put his own bugs in his office. So the secret of the Uzu might be loose anyway, But in the end, he could just continue about his old life, plus a working arm, until he eventually reached retirement age.
Secondly, Sasuke could bring this to his superiors, aka his brother. Sasuke could well imagine the string of events that would follow. Naruto and Hinata would be placed in government custody and experimented on to replicate their powers. That option was quickly discarded. Sasuke wouldn't do that to Naruto, let alone the innocent Hinata.
Thirdly, Sasuke could accept. Really, it seemed like a ludicrous deal. Immortality, if Naruto had been telling the truth. Many would kill for such a prize. On top of that, psychic powers, the ability to manipulate the world in ways that others could only dream of. All at the low, low cost of compromising his sexuality, though if Hinata was to be believed then that problem would soon vanish. Sasuke hadn't been blind to the writing on the wall: Naruto's team was also his personal harem. The Uchiha tried to imagine an eternity spent at his friend's side as more than just his friend. Well, at least Hinata would be there to, and she was lovely enough that Sasuke might have agreed to a threesome with them anyway.
Sasuke had floated through the rest of the day in a daze. When 2000 rolled around, he shook his head and, acting on impulse, looked up where Naruto was staying. The Magnus, of course, he was a multi-millionaire now. Taking his personal shuttle, Sasuke went planetside. En route, he had his assisstant pull some strings and clear his schedule for tomorrow. He'd gotten a complimentary ride in a taxi given his active duty status, and he'd waltzed into the Magnus lobby. A word with the manager and the name Uchiha was enough to get him access to Naruto's suite. And now here he was, in a moving room heading up the floors, wondering what had inspired this course of action.
Sasuke looked down at his left arm. In the end, it really came to that. He was grateful for his arm and felt the need to pay it back. And he had enough respect and dare he say care for Naruto to consider serving under him. And his military career was reaching a dead-end, anyway. He'd never eclipse his brother, and he wasn't particularly inclined to try. Maybe he could give the civilian/Uzu life a try.
The doors opened and Sasuke suddenly couldn't decide whether he was happy or upset he had photographic memory.
Naruto and Hinata were having sex. Very hot sex. Right in the middle of the hotel suite living room. Sasuke had caught them in profile. Naruto standing tall, his every bronzed muscle on display, holding up Hinata as she bounced in place on a cock that, based on Sasuke's brief glance, lived up to every rumor that went around the Invictus locker room.
Apparently, Sasuke had walked in just in time for the finale, for Naruto threw back his head and roared. HInata squealed and clutched him close. They stayed there, and to Sasuke's shock HInata's middle rounded out as if he were watching a time-lapse of her pregnancy. After the four mighty testicles hanging between Naruto's legs had stopped firing, his cock slipped out of her hole, diminished and still bigger than any Sasuke had seen. Hinata's legs came down shakily on the ground, like a newborn foal. She seemed to carry the weight of a bellyful of semen with familiarity. The two of them looked into each other's eyes, as if they were the only ones in the world. Naruto splayed a hand over the bump, and Hinata looked up at him with a doe-eyed expression.
It was a beautiful sight. It was also a very private sight.
Sasuke set his shoulders. Accomplish the mission, that's what he'd been taught from the cradle. "Sorry for walking in," he said flatly.
Neither jumped. They looked up as if they'd known he'd been there all along. For all he knew, they had. Psychics had extrasensory awareness, after all. "We're the ones who forgot the 'Do Not Disturb' button. Lucky it was you instead of some poor maid," Naruto said with a grin.
Hinata pranced up to Sasuke, totally heedless of her nudity or the seed beginning to leak down her legs. Sasuke watched her glorious, gravity-defying breasts move almost against his will. He'd always been a chest man. "So, Sasuke, what brings you here?" she asked with a playful grin.
Sasuke swallowed. This was it. The moment he decided to abandon his species for a life of debauchery. He felt so selfish. "I've considered your proposal and I was… wondering if it were still open."
Hinata grinned like the cat that got the cream. "For you, Sasuke, always. You were Naruto's first male crush, you know? That's part of why I was so interested in recruiting you. This is kind of a lifelong fantasy of his, having you in his bed."
"One step at a time, babe," Naruto admonished. Naruto walked up to Sasuke and laid a hand on the shorter man's shoulder. "Are you sure you've thought this through? You can back out before the third dose, that's the real point-of-no-return. But this time tomorrow, you could belong to me. Are you absolutely okay with that?"
Sasuke shelved his uncomfortability at being addressed and touched by a buck-naked man. "How soon does the bisexuality kick in? Because if I have to suck your cock, I want to be enjoying it."
Naruto shrugged. "As soon as the first dose. If you back out, you can consider that a souvenir. And your first dose doesn't even have to come from the tap, so to speak." Naruto nodded leadingly at Hinata.
Sasuke's jaw dropped. "You'd let me go down on your girlfriend?"
"She'll be your girlfriend too, if you join us," Naruto pointed out.
Hinata grinned and sat down on the couch. She splayed her legs, revealing her juicy quim and still gaping hole, which a steady trickle of white was producing. "I think this is what we should do for all the straight Thralls for their first time!" She chimed cheerfully.
Naruto grinned. "Well, Sasuke. It's up to you. The first of many meals of Uzu baby batter. You can turn around right now if you want to."
Sasuke gulped. Then, resolute, he began to take off his clothes. Once he was naked as Naruto or Hinata, he walked to the couch and kneeled down at the alter of Hinata's legs. He looked at her beautiful pussy for a while, girding himself for what he was about to do.
Hinata reached out a hand to caress his hair. "Don't think about it. Just dive in and drink. I promise, it tastes amazing."
"We'll see," Sasuke muttered. Then, closing his eyes, he pressed his lips to the opening of her vagina.
Sasuke was shocked when Hinata's words proved true. Naruto's seed did taste very good. Like a vanilla milkshake or buttercream frosting. Mixed in was the salty tang of Hinata's own juices, a bouquet that Sasuke could have savored all on its own. The more he had, the more he wanted, until he was pressing down on HInata's bump to try and force more to come out. About halfway through the experience, his memory started to blur…
Sasuke woke up to find himself tucked into a bed he couldn't have hoped to afford on his own. He sat up and looked around, only to find Naruto and Hinata entering the room. Both were dressed in casual fare of t-shirts and shorts, while Sasuke was exceedingly aware that he was nude.
"What time is it?" Sasuke asked, wondering how he'd gone from feasting on Hinata's snatch to sleeping in their room.
"About 1100. There's a 14-hour nap after the first dose, we should have warned you. You didn't have anything important scheduled this morning, did you?" Naruto asked.
"No, I cleared the day before I came here last night. I had a feeling this might take a while to hash out."
"Smart. I wonder how much smarter you'll be once you're enhanced," Hinata wondered aloud.
"Enhanced?" Sasuke asked, confused.
Naruto scratched the back of his head. "We didn't mention it, because it's not really a personality change. But I like my partners to leave me in the dust in the brain department. Hinata took an IQ test for fun and she ranked in the 99.9th percentile. Stick with me and your brain will get a similar tune-up."
Sasuke blinked. "Immortality, psychic powers, AND increased intelligence. You really do have quite the perk package built into your balls don't you, Commander?"
Naruto shrugged. "Well, at its heart, it's really designed to create an army of sex slaves. I'm just loopholing it to make more Uzu to stand at my side."
"And we appreciate it, stud," Hinata said, patting him on the chest. "Now, Sasuke, how do you feel? Wonderful, right?"
Sasuke blinked and took a minute to self-reflect. "Actually, yes. It's like every ache and pain I've ever had has just vanished."
"The healing properties of Uzu sperm, hard at work!" Hinata cheered. "So, you want to talk, or just get straight to the second dose?"
"Hinata, let the man breathe," Naruto chastened.
Sasuke breathed deep. "Now that I've started the ball rolling, I do have a few questions before I commit to following you all the way over, if you don't mind."
"Of course, Sasuke, ask away," Naruto said, sitting down on the corner of the bed.
"Are there any other changes you forgot to mention? Any way I may be altered?"
"You're going to transform into my ideal of the male body, the form I find most pleasing in my male partners. You'll grow to 6'1, pack on some muscle and lose some fat, and your cock will grow until it's just a bit smaller than mine. And you'll de-age to about 30, give or take. I like my men with some maturity, unlike my nubile schoolgirls."
"Wait, so I could have aged UP if you weren't into high-school cheerleaders?" Hinata asked. "Good to know I guess."
"What's our plan of action? Where are we going and what are we doing?"
"Once the Invictus is ready, we're going back to the asteroid I bought the Tyrenium from to get the last of it. We're also going to recruit Hinata's friend Tenten, if she'll have us. Once we return here to sell the Tyrenium, I was thinking of going on a tour of the Galactic League to look for information on the Uzu. The first stop is Suna."
Sasuke nodded. "Fair enough. Now, the obvious question: are you a threat to the Konoha Federation?"
Naruto's eyes rolled. "Of course not. I grew up here, I served. But I won't be a loyal puppet either. I'm not going to hand over all the tech locked in my genome over to R&D to play with. That's MY birthright. So I suppose you could say that I'm a friend of the K-Fed. And the moment they move against me, they lose that privilege."
Sasuke fought down years of propaganda and familial conditioning to consider that logically. "That's fair, I suppose."
"Once we're in an Uzu ship that can take down entire fleets, we'll be as good as a military power unto ourselves. The K-Fed had better stay on our good side," Hinata stated pompously. Then she giggled as Naruto reached out to tickle her. "I'm kidding! Well, not really. But the point is, we're not going to pick any fights, just finish them."
Sasuke nodded. "So, what's the timescale on my transformation? Any other naps built in? Can I get back to work by tomorrow? I'm going to have to call in a lot of favors to get my retirement authorized in time to ship out with the Invictus."
"The third dose is the most important, because that's what forges the psychic bond between us," Naruto explained. "There's a short nap after the second dose, but by the third you should be able to stay awake the whole time. After that, it's just a matter of drinking from me for a set amount of times so I can use my powers to work the transformation on you. You can leave tonight if you wanted, and we'll be bonded. We can wait to finish your transformation until we ship out for Karron."
"Now, for the question, will you have the second dose from the source or an intermediary?" Hinata said with her fingers flicking against each other. She flicked her hand and Naruto's t-shirt was pulled off over his head.
"Hey!" he protested.
Sasuke didn't care about the display of telekinesis. He was too focused on Naruto's chest and abs. How had he never seen the beauty in the harsh lines of masculinity? His heart would always belong to the gentle curves of femininity, but it was suddenly like a whole new world had opened up to him. Looking at Naruto, at all that bronze muscle on glorious display, Sasuke felt his mouth drying and a familiar stirring in his groin for a very unfamiliar reason.
Sensing Sasuke's eyes on him, Naruto stopped glaring at Hinata and blinked when he saw how hungrily his former CO was looking at him. A way that he'd always hoped he would look at him. Standing up, Naruto grinned saucily at Sasuke and proceeded to flex his muscles in a variety of poses. Sasuke moaned at watching the display, Hinata already naked and rubbing her clit in the corner watching the show between them. After blasting a most muscular, Naruto reached to the button of his pants and undid them. They fell to the floor, almost getting caught on his monstrous erection.
Sasuke made a sound in his throat. He hadn't gotten a clear look last night, but now he could see it in the morning sunlight: the most perfect prick in existence. It was the archetype to which every other prick aspired to be. Looking at it, Sasuke felt horribly inadequate, knowing his own equipment had no hope of matching up. But he felt a curious release in feeling so inferior, in not being the best, in being faced with an unquestionable better.
"Suck it," Naruto commanded.
Sasuke crawled over the bed to the edge, where Naruto waited with hands on his hips, that priapic pillar reaching out between them. With hesitance, for this was his first time doing anything like this, Sasuke opened his mouth wide and tried to fit the head inside. There was a rush of sweetness on his tongue…
Sasuke woke up tucked into bed again. He'd have wondered if the whole episode was just a dream, except the sunlight was coming from a different angle. He looked down and almost screamed when he saw a huge bump under the covers. Was someone there? But no, according to Sasuke's questing hands, it was him. His abdomen curved smoothly outward as if he were a woman in her second trimester.
"He comes a LOT, remember? This is what it looks like before you digest it all," Hinata provided as she waltzed in.
"I'm fairly sure this violates a few laws of biology, but I'll take your word for it," Sasuke muttered.
"Sasuke," Hinata stated, sounding very serious. Sasuke looked up, and if he didn't know better he'd be very scared of the look Hinata gave him. "I hope you appreciate the position Naruto is offering you. I am his Matriarch, his right hand, the mother to his firstborn one day. You are to be his Patriarch, his left hand, the one that builds what he dreams. There has NEVER been a bisexual Uzu before. You're the first male Thrall in the history of the universe. I hope you avail yourself accordingly."
Sasuke refused to back down. "I know you're too intelligent to be threatened by me, so this is from a place of genuine worry that I might abuse or fail at this station. I can only assure you that I have always respected Uzumaki Naruto. I respected him as my friend, my savior, and now I shall respect him as my lover and captain."
"Alright then!" Hinata said brightly, her previous tension vanishing like smoke. She bounced forward and gave Sasuke a kiss on the cheek. "Naruto went to test out the gym. He's down there making everyone else shit themselves at his strength. He should be back up around the time your belly goes down. You can keep yourself occupied however you want. I'm off to do some more shopping. I can't believe I forgot make-up and jewelry!"
Sasuke watched blankly as the teenager hopped out, ryo chit in hand. "If I have to deal with THAT for all eternity, then I sure hope she's a fireball in bed," he muttered. Sasuke considered getting something from the minibar, but he didn't really feel hungry or thirsty. Shrugging, he sat up in bed and pulled up the KFNN. He was curious how High Command was presenting the clusterfuck that was the conflict with the Kumo Empire to the public, along with what else in the galaxy merited any coverage.
After two hours of propaganda and fluff pieces, Sasuke heard the elevator doors open. The door to the bedroom opened and in walked a sweaty Uzumaki Naruto. Sasuke felt his mouth water and his body get hot as he saw those big arms and toned legs sticking out of a workout shirt and shorts. Was he turning bisexual or just Naruto-sexual? He couldn't tell.
"Hey, Sasuke!" Naruto greeted brightly. "Mind joining me in the shower?"
Sasuke gulped. "Okay," he said quietly. Shower. He could take a shower with him. Any more and he might spontaneously combust.
Naruto walked into the bathroom, shedding his clothes without concern along the way. Sasuke almost stumbled when he first saw Naruto's ass, but he followed behind. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hand and pulled him to his side as they stood in the center of the shower stall.
"Summer Rain," Naruto commanded, and the shower activated along the named setting. The four overhead shower heads went at a gentle blast while the ones in the walls gave soft splashes. "This is the most normal setting Hinata and I managed to find," Naruto explained to Sasuke.
"Uh-huh," Sasuke said, finding it hard to decide where to look.
Naruto curved a hand around Sasuke's neck, guiding the older man to look up at his face. "You don't have to go through with this if you don't want to, Sasuke. You've only had two doses. One more, and that's it. We're locked together forever."
Sasuke saw the honest concern in the bigger man's eyes and relaxed. He reached out and hugged himself against that wonderful body that reflected the beautiful soul inside. "I'm ready if you are," Sasuke said simply.
Naruto grinned and hugged Sasuke back. They stayed there, under the warm water, until Naruto pulled back.
"Really should have done this before making you suck my dick," he muttered to himself, before leaning in to kiss Sasuke on the lips. Sasuke leaned into the contact, enjoying the interplay of their tongues and learning Naruto's style. For his first kiss with a man, he was definitely enjoying it.
Naruto leaned back and looked down where Sasuke's erection sprouted from a trim bush of inky hairs. "I owe you a couple of these," Naruto growled huskily before crouching down and taking Sasuke in his mouth.
Sasuke groaned as a wet warmth surrounded his most sensitive organ. Naruto proved to have as little a gag reflex as Hinata, taking Sasuke down to the root over and over, maintaining strong suction all the while. In no time, Sasuke was crying out as his two Konoha balls pumped their meager load down Naruto's throat.
"Mmm, I've wanted to do that since '58," Naruto said satisfactorily.
"From the moment we met? Why didn't you ever approach me?" Sasuke asked.
"No fraternization policy? The fact you were straight as a board? Any of those ring a bell with you?" Naruto teased.
"Well, now you're retired. And I soon will be too. And I'm much less straight than I was yesterday, your boys work quick," Sasuke noted.
"Isn't it great? Best of both worlds!"
"Or just twice as easily distracted."
"Always the pessimist," Naruto chuckled.
Sasuke eyed the purple prong from Naruto's own groin. "Will I remember sucking it this time?"
"You should. You got two doses already, immunity kicked in the third time with Hinata. But then, she drank from the spout both times."
Sasuke blinked. "Normally, hearing you mention your other lover would be a major buzz kill. But I just wish she was here to join us."
"Yeah, but she's in the limo on the way back," Naruto said casually.
Sasuke rubbed his forehead. "What's it like, being in constant contact with someone else's mind?"
"You'll find out for yourself after you blow me one last time," Naruto said with a raised brow.
Sasuke looked into those cerulean eyes and made his choice. He got down on his knees, so he was face-to-face with Naruto's third leg. He was still overawed just looking at it, or the quad of balls underneath. It was the epitome of masculinity, an idol Sasuke could see himself worshipping for decades. Taking a deep breath, he opened wide and took it down.
It was a surprisingly comforting act, like sucking a giant thumb. Even when Sasuke found himself deepthroating the monstrous erection, he didn't feel any panic. He just kept moving his mouth and throat up and down Naruto's length, giving HIS man pleasure, until the moment he erupted down Sasuke's throat and packed him so full his belly rounded out.
*Welcome to the Uzumaki Pack, Sasuke,* he heard in his head. And he knew his life would never be the same again.
And that's 60k words. I was hoping for more of a response by now, but I accept that this is a niche piece. I hope what few of you have found and stayed with this story appreciate where it's going. Please fave, follow, and review.