Chapter 15: Swapfell
"She better be still alive mutt", "s-she is M'Lord", "Good...I don't want a hair harmed on her head...you will feed her and heal her", "yes M'Lord" the constant talking of the two male voices were causing you to shift awake.
*What...happened?*
The memories slowly returned, you must have gotten drunk...and Lust sent you to...what did you say...Swapfell?
You remembered the name of the world before when looking for Blue's universe, you wish you had your list but knowing your luck with worlds lately you guessed it was bad.
"You finally awake girl?" a voice asked spooking you, you turned and your eyes widened it was this world's Papyrus, he looked like a mix between Underswap Paps and Red, Swapfell Papyrus wore a orange undershirt with a long black hoodie over it, the hood was lined with orange fur, he had brown pants which were tattered in places, he had scars on his right eye like Red does and also a gold tooth jutting out of the right side of his jaw.
You then noticed him holding a box and a smell of food making your stomach growl, you hadn't eaten much besides from the pancakes Lust gave you, Papyrus seemed to notice you staring and give you a smirk as he knelt down, he opened the box showing you a burger and fries making you almost moan in hunger.
"Heh...you want it?" Papyrus asked making you look back to him nodding quickly "yes please" you said as Papyrus held up a fry...holding it to your mouth making you confused...was he trying to feed you?
"I-" you started to say before Papyrus put the fry in your mouth but he also left his finger in your mouth you pulled your head back just to get his finger out of your mouth as you chewed and swallowed the fry "what did you do that for?" you asked, Papyrus put his finger in his mouth making you a little confused and kinda grossed out.
He seemed to smile as he took it out "strawberries..." he said making you confused "what?" you asked, "you taste of strawberries...Sans will like that" he answered you hadn't eaten strawberries how could you taste like them?
Whatever you weren't going to question it...Papyrus handed you the box as you took it and began to munch on the burger, you then noticed he was lifting a hand toward you "what are you doing?" you asked shifting away as much as possible, Papyrus sighed "I have to heal you" he said making you tilt your head and you instantly regretted it as you quickly placed the burger in the box and held your head in pain.
"Owwwww" you moaned in pain as Papyrus rushed and moved your hands as his began glowing green, slowly the pain began to numb and fade, though it also made you a little groggy "urgh...I feel like I was hit by a train" you said, Papyrus chuckled slightly "actually it's more like being almost KILLED by a train" he answered, you were confused "what do you mean?" you asked.
Papyrus continued the healing magic "well...when I saw you looking at Sans, I thought the worst and I hit you in the back of the head, I almost killed you with that attack...your HP was pretty low, I was going to finish you off but Sans stopped me, he seemed to have interest in you" he answered.
Your eyes widened "wait...you almost KILLED ME!" you yelled almost turning your head but the pain slowly returning made you turn back, "like I said...I thought you were going to kill Sans" Papyrus replied, as you returned to your burger you weren't going to question the whole HP thing, it was normal in their world.
Soon Papyrus stopped healing you "there...I suggest not making fast movements with your head" he said a smile on his face "thank you" you replied as you continued eating, you then took notice of your surroundings, all around you was wood with one single window and a door "where is Sans?" you asked curiously.
Papyrus smiled "he's at work...he'll be back in a few hours" he replied as you finished your burger "so do you know about multiple timelines?" you asked, Papyrus sighed "yeah I do...I saw the portal you came through..." he replied making you smile "do you think you can help me get home, or at least contact Ink?" you asked.
Papyrus sighed "look girl...I would help you out...but then I'll get punished by Sans...he really wants to keep you" he said, you stared and sighed.
*Great...ANOTHER obsessed skeleton*
"Okay...I'll wait for him then..." you said as you munched on the fries, Papyrus started to stand up "your not going to stay?" you asked, he turned a small blush on his face "I could...but why do you want me to stay?" he asked, you gave a small smile "well I'll be pretty bored here on my own" you said "we could talk or play a game" you added as Papyrus sighed "sure...why not...I got cards know how to play poker?" he asked, you smiled "yes" you answered.
Sans was arriving home, he couldn't wait to eat something warm and then maybe see his little pet, he stopped as he heard a sound coming from the shed, "WOO I win again!" you yelled happily "what the hell!?", San's eye sockets went black hearing his brother's voice.
He slammed the door shed open causing you and Papyrus to jump, you stared at Sans he looked just like Blue only different, "oh M'Lord...welcome back" Papyrus said his voice sounding nervous causing you to stare at him, not once while he was with you had he ever sounded so nervous, you then looked back to Sans in your opinion Horror Sans easily beat out this Sans in scariness.
"What are you doing?" Sans asked anger clear in his voice "I-I was playing poker with the human M'Lord, I got d-distracted and I-" Papyrus started to explain "NO!" Sans yelled as Papyrus stared in confusion "I was asking her" Sans said pointing to you.
You stared for a moment almost shocked he meant you "um...well...I was playing poker with your brother" you answered simply, Sans seemed to glare at you, as you stared back at him Sans gave a smirk "heh...well if that's true, mutt...go make dinner" he said as Papyrus nodded quickly dropping his cards and hurrying out.
You watched Sans as he came over and sat down, he collected the cards and began to shuffle them it was obvious he wanted to play poker with you, this didn't seem too bad though the tension in the room was too uncomfortable for you to make small talk with Sans unlike Papyrus who always felt chill and calm until Sans entered the room.
Sans finished shuffling and began dealing the cards, then placed the deck in the middle, you picked up your hand carefully studying it, the hand was a neat straight flush but Sans could have a better hand, you looked to his face as he stared at his hand and you noticed something...that you've never seen before.
Sans stared at his hand he had never played poker before, he deemed it as a useless waste of time...but his pet liked it, he stared at the cards all he knew was that is was a bluffing game, he looked to you and noticed you staring "have you played poker before?" you asked.
Sans almost jumped did his pet figure it out that quickly?
No he had to play it cool "o-of course I've played before mweh heh" he said proudly looking back at his hand, you looked back to yours already you could tell a lie, "well I have a straight flush" you said laying your hand out Sans gulped "uh...well I have this" he said laying his hand out and you were quite amazed.
A royal flush..."you win" you said a smile on your face, Sans's eye sockets widened "uh OF COURSE I DO!" he yelled making you almost giggle, he was so much like Blueberry...hmmm..."Blackberry" you said making him look to you "I have a friend named Sans...so...is it okay if I call you Blackberry?" you asked.
Black was shuffling the deck again "s-sure...I mean M'Lord sounds better...but if it makes you happy" he said as you smiled once more.
After a few games you saw Papyrus enter "M'Lord dinner is ready" he said "finally...join us pet" Sans commanded, this made you hurt almost but you then noticed he was putting up a front, an act just like Papyrus...was he uncomfortable acting nice with his brother around?
Still having dinner sounded...nice making you smile "thank you" you said standing up and following the two, you don't know why but...you were forgetting something...what...were you...forgetting?
Isn't this your home?
Aren't these your friends?
Weren't you...happy?
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What was your name again?
Welcome back guys and lookie SWAPFELL!
I'm trying something new, where both brothers are putting up acts and don't know that the other is.
Or maybe they do and don't care.
Still time to admit something, Ink forgot to tell Y/N a little warning about staying in the universes too long.
