Chapter 30: RADICAL!
Zzzzz "h-hey" zzzzz "w-w-wwake up" zzzz "WWWWW-WAKE UP!", "AH!" you screamed jolting up at a loud voice you moaned as you closed your eyes your head banging in pain, "g-g-ggood your a-awake" said a familiar, glitching voice...your eyes opened already knowing who it was.
"How did you get here...why are you here, I-Ink said you couldn't take me again" you said, Error seemed to growl "I...I n-nneed your h-hhelp" he replied seeming serious, "how do I know this isn't a trap?" you asked Error seemed to groan "I can't s-s-string you up...or tou-o-ouch you" he replied.
You wanted to refuse, to say 'no'...afterall he was never nice to you and he sent you to Horrortale...but then you noticed him blushing...only slightly which made you blush, you facepalmed yourself why did you have to find every alternate Sans hot?
"Fine...what am I helping you with?" you asked as you got out of bed and grabbed some clothes, you went into the bathroom to change "t-tt-there's an a-aannoying a-aasshole in m-mm-my void, I w-ww-ant you to g-gg-get him to l-lea-a-ave" Error replied, you were changed and sighed "okay...but we use the portal" you said causing Error to groan as he went through the portal and followed.
You followed him toward a world called 'Errortale', right next to it is a world called 'Lucidia', they were connected...strange?
Going through it you were quickly bombarded by another skeleton who was hugging you, oh god it was the colourful one which you didn't like drawing...what was his name again?
Fried? No...Fred? No...Frash? Nope not that either...FRESH, yes that was it.
"Oh your not Error, oh there you are brah" Fresh said as Error hissed and quickly went behind you "G-G-GGET HIM OUT!" he yelled Fresh stared at you as his glasses seemed to change to question marks "who are you broski?" he asked, you gave him a nervous smile "I-I'm Y/N" you replied, Fresh smiled as his glasses changed again to exclamation points "Error...brah I didn't know you had a girlfriend" he said.
Error growled "SHE-E-EEE- SHE IS N-N-N-NOT MY GIRL-GIRL-GIRLFRIEND!" he yelled angrily "s-s-ss-she's Ink's g-g-girlfriend" he added, Fresh frowned "brah...stealing girlfriends isn't radical" he said as Error screamed and began to glitch out more, "um...I don't think Error wants you bothering him" you said.
Fresh smiled "I'm not bothering him brah, I'm his bro...I'm just visiting and chilling" he replied, oh...he and Error was made by the same person...makes sense that they would be brothers "w-w-we are NOT b-br-r-others-s-s" Error said, "still Fresh, I think Error would like to be alone" you said, Fresh smiled widely "brah...your right, we should go" he said, you blinked a little confused "uh...we?" you asked.
"Yeah you and me broski, we'll have a rad time" Fresh said seeming to pull you close "n-nnn-no...if you t-t-teleport o-f-ff, then I-I-nk will be m-mm-ad at me" Error said, Fresh smirked "I promise I'll bring her back brah, but let me have some rad fun with her" he said quickly teleporting off before Error could stop him "heeeeey Error!" Ink yelled happily as he came into the white void 'crap' Error thought.
You held a hand to your head, ugh teleporting WAS NOT fun!
Finally opening your eyes, they had to close and open again at the...sight?
This place was worse than Error's blank white void, everywhere was mixed colour and...ninety's memes that you didn't understand, good god...this was not going to be fun.
"Welcome to my radical home brah" Fresh said seeming quite happy, you looked around slightly trying to find something that you can at least compliment while knowing what it is...wait...WAS THAT POKEMON!
"Oh my gosh, you got the original set of Pokemon cards...ohhhh those were my childhood" you said quite excited, you were a huge fan of Pokemon...before you got too old for it "yeah...I got the games too...the new Pokedudes are just uncool" Fresh replied, "I dunno...Rowlet looked pretty cute for an owl bird thing..." you replied.
You had another look around...actually you were surprised at a lot of the old nineties stuff that YOU grew up with "pogs, gel pens...OH MY GOSH...the original Lion King VHS" you said, okay...maybe your in heaven.
Meanwhile...
"WHAT!" Ink yelled "n-n-nnn-now...calm d-d-ddd-own" Error said as he dodged an attack from Ink, "YOU LET THAT PARASITE TAKE Y/N!" Ink yelled, "NNNNO...I didn't let h-hh-im take Y-Y/N" Error replied dodging another attack from Ink "YES YOU DID!" he yelled, Error sighed "l-lll-ook if I h-h-ee-lp get her b-bbb-ack, will y-yy-you st-op-op visiting me?" he asked, Ink didn't want to work with Error...but he had no choice "okay" he replied "who knows what horrors that parasite is putting Y/N through" Ink added.
Back to...
"AHHHHHH!" you screamed loudly, you couldn't believe it "how did I lose again?" you asked a little annoyed, you had lost yet another game to Fresh at Mario Kart 64 "brah ya can't beat the master" Fresh said, you glared "oh really I used to be the master at this game, one more game" you said.
You took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, you were not going to lose again!
...Another loss "OH FUNK!" you yelled pausing when you heard a different word covering your swear "what the heck?" you asked as you noticed once again another word was censored, "heck isn't a cuss word" you said almost annoyed, "brah all bad lingo is uncool here" Fresh said, "wait...your censoring me?" you asked confused "course broski, no bad lingo at my place" Fresh replied.
This was quite strange..."h-e-l-l, isn't a cuss word" you said having to spell it out to avoid the censor "I know...just don't like it" Fresh replied, you were about to ask for one more game before you heard a teleport sound "oh Ink...uh...hi" you said a little nervous about him telling you off for going with Error, Ink glared "Fresh you will give Y/N back" he said Fresh seemed quite happy "INK broski, haven't seen ya in ages, how ya been homie?" he asked.
Ink glared once more "ah right...Y/N girl, our time was fun if ya wanna hang some more just call for me" Fresh said, you blinked a little confused "uh...okay" you replied guessing it was your time to leave with Ink, he grabbed your hand quite tightly...was he jealous?
He then teleported you and him back to your home, Error followed suit "I'm going to go make breakfast" you said wanting to avoid a stern telling off, but Ink didn't let go of your hand causing you to sigh "Y/N...from now on, if you want to go ANYWHERE you have to have me with you" he said, Error opened a small portal and reached his hand in, he took it out having a bar of chocolate in his hand, he began to eat it as he watched Ink tell you off.
You sighed "Ink...I am not going to allow that, it would be unfair to keep tabs on me...I don't see what the big deal was, Fresh was fun to hang out with" you said causing Ink to gasp "ohhhhh" Error said "y-y-your in tr-rouble now" he added, Ink glared at you "FINE THEN!" he yelled "GO HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE ELSE BUT ME!" he continued...awwww, he is jealous.
"Ink I didn't mean it like that...I like you too" you said, Ink began to tear up "t-then why haven't you asked me on a date?" he asked, you actually didn't know why you hadn't asked Ink out yet "okay...how about we go on a date tomorrow?" you asked, Ink got really excited, causing him to jump excitedly "yes yes ye-BLARGH!" Ink said as he vomited up ink which was all over your floor...well...this was going to be a rough date experience.
Fun fact I grew up in the nineties.
I think the fact I was born in the UK does make a difference cause I never heard of Fresh's lingo in my life, not even in cartoons.
Still Fresh and Error is now set up as romantic interests...though Error isn't vocal bout it.