Chapter 33: Popping that Cherry

You groaned...gosh this fucking hangover was AWFUL!

You then heard two loud knocks making you jump and groan...who the hell could it be?

"LET ME GET CHANGED!" you yelled as you headed to your wardrobe and changed into something more simple, you then gave a yawn as you opened your door and then your eyes widened, in front of you was a tall skeleton clad in black armour...before you could say a word he picked you up with ease and rushed you into the portal.

FUCK...WERE YOU BEING KIDNAPPED?

You soon saw the name of the portal he was rushing to 'Underfell'...wait...this must be Red's Papyrus, you were then rushed through that portal and arrived at Snowdin...you didn't have time to look around before Underfell Papyrus rushed you to his home and quickly opening his door, going in then closing his door once more.

Finally you were released and you saw a tied up Red on the couch...don't...laugh, "pfffft" you snickered "R-Red...w-what's going on?" you asked trying to hold in a laugh, Red groaned "well...I was gonna come and visit ya...had ta tell Boss I had a...girlfriend" he explained, Papyrus coughed "NOW YOU TWO WILL MAKE LOVE AND I WILL BE A UNCLE...HUMAN YOU WILL HAVE TO DO MOST OF THE WORK!" he yelled with excitement before heading out of the house and locking the door.

You stared "sooo...want me to untie you?" you asked, Red smirked "well ya could be a doll and we can fuck" he said, you rolled your eyes "yeah...no" you said walking over and untying him, then you held a hand to your hand just remembering your hangover, "ya okay?" Red asked you sighed "yeah...just got a hangover" you replied.
Red smirked "I can help with that" he said causing you to stare at first a little suspicious but then you groaned as the pain returned in full force "ugh okay..." you said, Red placed his hand on your forehead and magic began collecting up at his hand, your eyes widened when you couldn't feel any more pain...just this tingle of numbness.

"Wow...thanks Red" you said with a smile Red gave a smirk as he easily got onto your lap and placed his teeth on your lips causing your eyes to widen, Red backed up "YES I KISSED YOU FIRST!" he cheered you stared dumbfounded...the taste of mustard still on your lips...you began to blush and Red noticed "aw...your turning into me doll" he said with a wink.
You quickly covered your face screaming quietly "I hate you..." you muttered into your hand causing Red to laugh "it's nothing too serious doll" he said, but then he noticed that you were crying "it's not fair for Reaper..." you muttered, Red frowned now he felt like a prick "...geez...doll, I-I didn't mean it..." he said.

You looked up to him noticing that he was serious "i-it's okay..." you said calming yourself down, Red shuffled slightly nervous now "uh so..." he muttered as you stared "what do you want to do?" you asked, Red smirked "well-" he started to say before you quickly interjected with "and if you say to fuck it's not happening", Red laughed "I know, I was joking...Boss won't be happy bout it, if ya want we can play some games or something" he replied.

You stared and hummed "what ya got?" you asked as Red teleported away and came back with a few board games, you gasped happily you LOVED board games, your dad always forced everyone to play a good game "too bad we can't play Monopoly...it's no fun with two people" you said, "ah we got, snakes and ladders...that's a classic...oh connect 4 is fun" Red said.
You hummed "let's play a quick game of connect 4 then some snakes and ladders" you said, Red put the other board games aside and started setting up connect 4, "I gotta warn ya Red, I'm the champion of this game" you said with a smirk Red laughed "it's connect 4...it's not that hard" he replied.

You let Red go first, after a few moves you had him beat "...urgh how in the..." Red muttered "I'll beat your ass in snakes and ladders, doll" he quickly said shoving the connect 4 aside and setting up the snakes and ladders game.
Now THIS was all luck based, of course lady luck seemed to LOVE you, and you won...every...single, "HOW ARE YOU WINNING ALL THE TIME!" Red yelled, you giggled feeling a little sorry for him "THAT'S IT BATTLESHIP!" Red yelled quickly shoving away the snakes and ladders game, you were a little confused...what makes battleship easy for him?

Now you were angry...how was he winning?
He HAD to be cheating...he was EXACT!

You glared at Red hard...you had one last ship..."B5" Red said, you groaned...you lost again "there is NO WAY, I have such a good poker face!" you yelled, Red just chuckled "see it's no fair to lose is it doll?" he asked, you checked the time...gosh...it's been eight hours.
"Uh...when is your brother coming back?" you asked "knowing him...not for a few weeks" Red replied, "WEEKS!" you yelled "look Red...I really need to get home" you begged, Red hummed like he needed to think it over, "don't you fucking dare..." you said angrily as he began to laugh "I'm kidding doll, kidding..." Red said grabbing your hand and teleporting you back to the portal.

"Wait...why didn't we do this from the start?" you asked Red chuckled "I wanted ta spend time with ya" he said winking, you glared but gave a giggle "well thank you" you said leaning down and giving him a peck on the cheek, Red began to blush red...he tried to hide it by flipping his hood over...how cute.

"Bye Red" you said leaving through the portal...you stopped as you saw another new portal 'Storyshift'...you shouldn't...it's late, ...but where is the fun in not exploring, you giggled hopping through the portal.

"HELLO!" you yelled excited before your eyes widened when an array of blasters surrounded you...oh fuck.

...What?

Did you really think they were gonna fuck?

XD