Chapter 37: Stalker Lust

Because of the bad luck yesterday you decided to go to a gym today...after a good workout you started doing yoga.

You felt this strange feeling that you were being watched...but it was impossible...there was a window looking out to the main room but it was one way, meaning if people were looking in they'd only look at themselves.

After an hour of a yoga workout you took a drink from your bottle "ugh...that creep has been staring the whole workout" one woman said, "pffft it doesn't matter, they can't see" another woman answered you looked toward the window and your eyes widened as you coughed on your water.
IT WAS LUST!

Of course...had to be Lust...can he see you?

You walked toward the window and stared straight at him, he winked causing you to glare...he can see you, you sighed and left the room "heya babe" Lust said "Lust...did you follow me?" you asked, "what no..." Lust replied.
You stared not believing him but sighed "well would you like to get some food?" you asked as Lust smirked "orrrr we could go back home and I can show you a gooood time" he replied, you giggled "no thank you Lust..." you said as you started to walk and he followed.

You just noticed Lust actually dressed up...probably so he doesn't freak out the people here, "so be honest Lust, why were you watching me?" you asked "I didn't want to disturb your workout so I waited until you were done...plus seeing you work a sweat like that just makes me hot myself" he replied.
You rolled your eyes "seriously Lust is sex all your world thinks about?" you asked actually curious, Lust smirked "nah we're not just about sex...just something we do often...but we still have other interesting things" he said, you giggled "oh really?" you asked.

"Yeah...I got a normal job selling dogs" Lust replied, you blinked and stared "wait really?" you ask "yeah...dick dogs" Lust replied causing you to groan, "I'm sorry" he replied with a chuckle, you stared "speaking of...um..." you said soon quieting your voice.
"Yes?" Lust asked urging you to continue "well...I was wondering...do skeletons have...ya know..." you whispered your face red, Lust chuckled "no sadly babe I'm the only hot skeleton with a juicy dog...the others prefer soul bonding" he replied.

"What's that?" you asked curious "it's just souls combining magic together, it forever bonds the two and they share everything" Lust explained, "it sounds like marriage" you muttered "wait...how would that work though?" you asked causing Lust to stare.
"Well I mean, magic doesn't exist in the real world...so how would it work?" you asked, Lust gave a shrug "don't know, maybe it won't..." he replied, "so how do skeletons have kids then?" you asked as Lust smirked "THAT is actually harder, that would involve both of the parents to combine their magic together and a baby is made...unless of course the female is a human...in which case she will carry the baby" he explained.

"Wait...if a skeleton and a human...wanted a child, would it be a skeleton or a human?" you asked "why, you in a rush?" Lust asked causing you to blush "well...n-no but...it would be nice to know...I-I mean imagine if I give birth to a skeleton baby...mom would KILL me..." you said, Lust shook his head "look you don't have to worry...you're still young, none of us want you to overthink anything...just...enjoy it" he said.

You stared then gave a smile "yeah...your right" you said "soooo...you kissed Red?" Lust asked making you pause "how do you know?" you asked, "Red's been spouting it off to everyone, Ink said he was the first to kiss you" Lust replied "I don't remember kissing Ink..." you said wondering when that happened.
"Anyway...did you?" Lust asked you sighed "yes and no...he kissed me but I didn't agree to it" you replied "good...cause let's just say...we all kiiiiiiinda made a bet..." he replied.

"Of course..." you said "except Blueberry, Raven, Geno, Error, Fresh and Nightmare" Lust listed causing you to stare then giggle "well too bad cause I'm sure I'd kiss one of them first" you said, Lust rolled his eyes "yeah yeah Blue is an angel...I bet he's made a bet in secret though...sneaky devil" he replied.
You laughed slightly "it wouldn't surprise me" you said Lust smiled "you got a pretty laugh, I need to make you laugh more" he said you blushed slightly "you don't tell many puns like the other Sans's" you stated, Lust smirked "I like jokes that are a little...rude" he replied.

"I couldn't tell" you said sarcastically, Lust smirked "awww you hurt me..." he said soon you arrived home with Lust "can we...have fun at my place?" Lust asked, you glared "and have huge breasts again nu uh..." you said seriously Lust smiled "true...you don't look as pretty with those huge ones" he said catching your attention "wait really?" you asked.
"Just because my world has sex doesn't mean I like the things about it...I'm more of a...male helper" Lust admitted causing you to blush darkly "OH CHRIST!" you yelled covering your face, Lust laughed "score one to me..." he said leaving through the portal, how could you be so stupid!

GUESS WHO'S BACK!

Yep hiatus over...I'm sorry this was boring but tbh I can't DO much with Lust...I mean he's only here so you Readers can have your ecto dicks, not that I don't like the idea, I like it when it's kept to Underlust for reasons.

Anyway guys the Papyrus stream is tomorrow I AM SO SORRY IF YOU SHOWED UP LAST WEEK AND SAW NOTHING!

But another Papyrus had a holiday but I promise it's tomorrow.

Also the comic is going...well?

As well as the cover is being nicely dressed up, THEN maybe we can actually work on pages...maybe...