Chapter 38: Dinner and Wishes
Today was...normal, you were painting a landscape just for practice nothing serious or anything, until Sans showed up not that you minded at first, he was a good conversation until he started making puns.
"Where does a cow hang his paintings? In a mooooseum" no he was not going to get you.
"Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? He had a brush with the law" you giggled slightly but didn't laugh yet.
"Did you hear about the attempt robbery at the museum?" This caught your attention "there was a robbery?" you asked "they had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, 'we didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh'" Sans finished finally making you laugh.
"OKAY stooooop I give!" you declared as you sighed putting the brush down and walking to your bathroom to wash your hands "hehe finally, not that I mind watching ya paint but I would have ran out of puns sooner or later" Sans admitted, you came out with a smirk "okay Mr Pun Master, where are you taking me?" you asked.
Sans smiled as he took your hand "a beautiful place" he said taking you through the portal and you were back in Snowdin, but in a matter of a few steps you were in a hotel of sorts, it was quite fancy looking, in the centre was a golden statuesque fountain, the statue was a square...thing?
You had no clue what it was...Sans led you into a different room it was a resturant as he spoke to a fish like monster, then he took you over to a table, you sat down "so what is this place?" you asked "Mettaton hotel...normally I go to Grillby's but I have a feeling you've been taken there by the other Sans's already" Sans replied.
You wouldn't have minded but it was nice for him to take you somewhere new "it's quite fancy" you said, Sans chuckled "yup and pricey too...geez, Metta can't give people a break" he muttered looking over a menu, "I guess my currency is useless here?" you asked.
Sans nodded "yup...your paper is pretty useless to our gold" he said...WAIT WHAT!
"HOLD ON, back up, you monsters use ACTUAL gold?" you asked, Sans stared "yeah we call it G for short" he said taking a single G out of his pocket and handing it to you.
NO WONDER WHY THE SKELETONS WEREN'T NERVOUS ABOUT MONEY!
THEY HAD LITERAL GOLD!
You handed the G back to Sans "what would you like?" he asked, you looked at the menu "uh...what's a Glamburger?" you asked, Sans chuckled "burger with glitter and sparkles on it" he replied, you pulled a face of disgust "why?" you asked "it's monster food" Sans replied.
You looked back at the menu "the Starfait sounds good, can I have that and...oh never mind, that's pricey" you said, "don't worry, I can afford it" Sans replied, you gave a sigh "the steak?" you asked and Sans's face changed slightly "if it's too much I can try the Glamburger" you said "nah I can afford it" he said giving the order to a waiter that came "but your face changed...I've gotten good at reading you guys since your expressions range from normal permanent grin to punning permanent grin" you teased.
Sans snickered "nah just...pffft..." he said unable to hold in his laughter "what is it?" you asked and then groaned "oh no don't tell me the Starfait is made out of stars" you said, "nah but did you READ the steak?" Sans asked, "yeah it's in the face of something called Mettaton...but it's a steak right?" you asked, "yeah it's a steak..." Sans replied.
Soon your meals arrived and now you understood there was this face of who you assumed was this Mettaton winking at you "oh gooooosh" you groaned as Sans laughed.
You quite enjoyed the steak and the Starfait was LOVELY!
Sans was now walking you home but he wanted to take you to one last place, you were in a room full of blue like flowers "wooooow" you said and a flower repeated your word "oh my gosh, I wish I had one of these" you said excitedly, Sans smiled "I'll get ya one then..." he said as he continued walking and you followed.
"This is the wishing room, monsters come here to make wishes" Sans said you hummed at the beautiful scenery "so...don't you have any wishes to make?" you asked curiously, Sans chuckled "hmmm, just one, but...it's kind of stupid" he replied, "don't say that, come on, I promise I won't laugh" you said.
"Hmmm...if I say my wish...you promise you won't laugh at me?" Sans asked, you nodded "of course I won't laugh" you said, Sans sighed as he looked away "someday, I'd like to climb this mountain we're all buried under...standing under the sky, looking at the world all around...that's my wish" he said closing his eyes until he heard you laughing "hey, you said you wouldn't laugh at it" Sans said with a glare.
"Sorry, it's just funny...that's my wish too" you said as you laid your head on his shoulder, Sans smiled and the two of you stayed like that.
Sorry that it's short but this is gonna be the norm for date chapters, short sweet things.