I do not own Naruto, this is a fanfiction only.

I decided to wake up bright and early the next day, I needed to make a good impression on my new squad, even though I could very well tell they were there to check if I was a potential threat to Konoha. Hiruzen Sarutobi as never one to risk his people, and this was a subtle means of checking if I was indeed a threat to the village.

I didn't work with the man for as long as I had without knowing to understand the way he does things. They may be watching me for possibilities of being either a spy, an assassin or even an opportunistic traitor, this however didn't mean that I could not at the very least appear to be social with my new squad.

I knew they would be a three person squad, which means I needed not two but three lunch boxes, I sent my shadow clones to retrieve everything I could from the forest, and the rest I purchased on the clan market. I made sure the amount I paid was for the bare necessities and nothing less and nothing more than was necessary.

Thanks to my clones I got done making the lunch boxes rather quickly, and I was lucky to find such good fish in that old pond. I decided to make a spiced rice, crochet with a small salad. Everything that would make for a good lunch. I made my lunch box with the leftovers.

I placed them inside a storage scroll to keep the food fresh, and also packed a few bottles of cool lemonade. I walked towards the Headquarters and only stopped briefly as I saw that in this time the building actually was bigger than I remember. They must have modified it after the third war.

An ANBU wearing a wolf mask stood at the entrance, "State your name, business, and intent for the record." I looked at him, "Weasel sent to get a new set of armor and gear, I was also ordered to report to the Commander to be assigned to a new squad. Are you feeling alright Wolf? You seem a little tense. Anything I can do to help?"

He looked at me and began shaking his head, "Why would you bother asking Weasel, you knew to our division and thus not that trusted." I told him we ANBU were as close as family, and thus I would always offer to help a fellow ANBU in need.

"I guess I am more than surprised but thank you for your offer of help. The trouble is that I didn't have dinner, breakfast and it seems I will miss lunch today too. I feel like I am going to have a bleeding ulcer before too long."

I took out my storage scroll and unsealed the contents of one of the seals. A boxed lunch and a bottle of lemonade appeared from the scroll. "Well actually Wolf the one that is going to miss having lunch is me. Here take this boxed lunch and this lemonade bottle. Hope you feel better after eating that. Now you will excuse me, I got to get to the quartermaster, and then meet the commander."

I walked away as I heard him beginning to eat the contents of the boxed lunch. I did tell him we ANBU were like family, I always was family oriented.

I got my armor, ninjato, and mask from the quartermaster. She was particularly nice to me for some odd reason. She even went as far as to make sure there was nothing else I needed. I don't know why this woman was so nice to me, but I wasn't about to be ungrateful about it.

The Commander was the one person I never expected, a man wearing a Lion mask, and from the tone, I could almost swear I was hearing Kakashi, only with a much deeper and cold tone. "Weasel, good that you arrive on time. You will be assigned to one of our squads today, so tell me Weasel did you really mean what you told Wolf? Do you really think the people in our division should treat each other as family?"

I waited for him to finish and looked at him, only answered after I got permission to speak freely, I got the permission as he laughed. "I wouldn't have given him my lunch if that was not the case. I made lunch boxes for all my squad members, felt it would be a nice gesture. Seeing wolf hungry, I gave him mine."

I heard him say for me to sit down, I did and it appears that we were actually waiting for someone to come to the office. A few minutes later to my surprise two people that I didn't know showed up. One had a Bear mask and the next to him wore a Snake mask. The only person of the people that I meet was Wolf.

"Kisaru, stand and meet you squad. Your squad captain you already met, hope you liked the food your subordinate prepared for you and his squad mates. Don't you have something to give Bear and Snake?"

I got up and gave each a boxed lunch and bottle of lemonade. Bear actually smiled as I handed his and Snake just took it for something our Commander ordered me to do. Since I had one extra I gave it to the Commander and they all sat down and began eating the food.

There was something nice about seeing people enjoy the food you prepare, I don't know it gave me this warm and fuzzy feeling inside to see them trust me enough to eat the food I made. As soon as they finished I packed up the boxes and bottles in the storage scroll.

"That was probably some of the best rice I tasted in my life. Thanks, Weasel, sorry that I didn't tell you that I was your Squad Captain but our Commander didn't tell me you were going to be the new member of my squad."

I smiled as he said that, "No problem, sir. Like I said we ANBU are family, just because we are family doesn't mean we will automatically get along, and we might even argue and fight among each other sometimes. Now as fun as this is, I don't know about you but I am ready to get started doing some things for the good of our village."

Our Commander laughed as he heard me say that, "Now that is the spirit! Just what I like to hear my ANBU say. You will get your wish, as it turns out I am sending your squad to deal with a sensitive matter. It has come to our attention that a rogue ninja has formed a bandit group and is attacking our merchants. You and your squad are to eliminate the bandits and capture this rogue ninja. We must know if he is acting on his own or did someone send him to do that."

We each stood at attention and with a little chakra we each left the office. Wolf came after us with the mission scroll, and we knew exactly where to look. It was funny that these bandits strike the same trade route at the same time. It was almost foolish of them to do that, any good trader that knew that would simply have to ensure that he was nowhere near the place when the bandits attacked.

As soon as we thought about it, something began to occur to me. What if these bandits were not as dumb as they appear? What if this was done deliberately to cause our village to send a squad of ANBU after them? This had all the signs of an ambush, if this was done by another village they could learn a lot of things after they killed us.

It was not smart to understatement us, but the benefits would far better than the loss if they failed. It was a dangerous gamble true, but it would be a high-profit gamble if they succeeded.

Without telling my squad I began to send one shadow clone after another in different directions, the idea was that we would have some aid if this supposed band of bandits was indeed a trap I was thinking it was.

Turns out I made a completely incorrect assessment of the situation, there was no rogue ninja. The bandits were not some elaborate trap to gain secrets from the village, I volunteered to go on ahead by myself, thinking that at the very least I could keep the others in my squad safe long enough for them to either provide backup or call for reinforcements.

Sure enough, several bandits did ambush me, but the hardest thing was looking at the supposed rogue ninja. I swear I felt like I crack two ribs from trying so hard not to laugh my head off. The clothes looked like a ninja alright, if you consider a ninja a man dressed in pink leather clothes, with a headband that had the symbol for no village I ever heard off.

As the bandits tried to attack, I took out my ninjato and killed those that attacked me. Using chakra I cut off the limbs of several others and the supposed rogue, got a very special treatment from me, I used my eyes and within seconds we were in my Tsukoyomi.

He was nailed to a metal cross and had his legs and arms tied tightly with barbed wire. "You can try to move, but you are in my world. I control everything here, what you see, what you feel, even your miserable life, you will be here for the next five hours and not even death will free you unless I allow it."

"Now two things I have to do, and one that you will wish you were never born to experience. Tell me who gave you the order to ambush the traders, merchants and people traveling on that road."

The guy looked at me all smug and he smiled, "I ain't going to tell you squat! You got nothing that will make me tell you nothing. You are nothing but a lot of talk and a few cheap tricks."

"Cheap tricks now are they? Well since you don't want to do this the easy way, I guess I should thank you for choosing the hard way. I am really going to enjoy this, we will have a right good old time."

Several copies of me came out the ground and each was holding my sword, but each looked like something straight out of something that came from hell. As each appeared they ran towards the crucified man and stabbed him in the most painful manner possible.

After he was stabbed a hundred times, I looked at his crying face. "You could have avoided this by telling me what you knew about the bandit plan and who ordered it, this was five seconds, you sounded to me like you were not scared before, but trust me by the time I am done with you, you will be."

It took a lot of repetition, but as the five hours inside the genjutsu came to end, and I saw my squad looking at me. The supposed rogue ninja was crying his eyes out, "Nobody ordered us, me and my friends wanted to get rich so we pretended to be something we were not. I pretended to be the evil rogue ninja in charge and my friends robbed the traders, travelers, and herders that travel on this road."

"Those idiots fell on their knees begging that we spare their lives, it was the perfect set up and we were making money hand over fist till you showed up and ruined it for us. You said you would set me free right? Haven't I been a good boy?"

I walked over to him and slit his throat with my ninjato. "Mission accomplished Captain, let's take these idiots to Torture and Interrogation, they will be able to make sure the story the pervert pretending to be a ninja told us."

Wolf and the others picked them up and we each took off towards the village. "You know Weasel it is like you actually enjoyed killing that man. Why did you kill him after he told us everything? We could have taken him into custody and question him later."

I looked at Bear as he was carrying one of the mutilated bandits. "Bear they tried to disrupt our way of life, what our village stands for and defames the way of the ninja just for their greedy ambitions. If anything I think I was too merciful, nobody that harms Konoha like they did escape my wrath."

"You mess with this Weasel's family and trust me that person will pay for it." I looked at the bandit who was awake to listen to me say that, and he saw my eyes glare at him. He promptly fainted as he saw my glare.

Torture and Interrogation division actually thank us for as they called sharing the fun. We walked towards the building that had our village symbol on it and we walked towards the office of our Hokage. We didn't enter the usual way, we walked up the wall and entered through an opened window.

Tsunade was there apparently she was called by Torture and Interrogation to examine the body of the dead ninja pretender. She was not happy about something, and from the way she was glaring at me, I was the cause of her anger.

Wolf stepped in front of the Hokage's desk and was ready to give a report. "Weasel took care of the bandits and placed the supposed rogue ninja in a genjutsu. As we arrived he was about to question him about the bandit operation. The rogue ninja told us it was a ploy done by a group of greedy friends. There was no rogue ninja involved, only an idiot pretending as a scare factor."

"Weasel killed him, and after we took the remaining bandits to Torture and Interrogation we came to report here, Lord Hokage."

Hirunzen looked at me and wanted to ask a question but Tsunade asked a few questions before he could, "Why did you mutilate them? Why did you kill the idiot pretending to be a ninja? Why did you have to be so cruel to them?"

I looked at her and smiled behind my mask, "Because they decided to dishonor the way of the ninja, they caused harm to innocent people for their own greedy benefit, and because by doing this they harmed the village and you. Nobody harms the village and my precious people and gets away with it."

Hiruzen told the others they could leave, he specifically told me to remain. He had a few words to tell me. Tsunade didn't leave since she apparently wanted to be included in this conversation.