I do not own Naruto, this is fanfiction only.

The Hokage walked to me and stood in front of me, he placed his hands on my shoulders. "Weasel, I can't argue with you about protecting people that are precious to you, I can't deny that they dishonored our way of life, and I can't fault you for being so angry. As the Kage of this village, I am also ready to kill an army of enemies if it is necessary to protect the village."

I looked at him and was stunned speechless, he was actually crying. "However did it ever occur to you that those idiots had people they too considered precious? Every time you take a life you affect others around that life more than you can know. Those idiots will never be able to provide for their families, and are worse than dead."

"Hokage, their actions would have ruined the trade our village depends on to survive. They didn't care about the civilians that depend on that trade, and they didn't care about the harm they would cause, why should I?"

He wiped his tears and looked at me with a smile, "Because you are better than that Weasel, you said you were family-oriented. Don't let the darkness in which we live turn you into a monster."

"You know I will just have to send you and your team on more missions since I want you to think about none lethal choices, you are forbidden to kill any of your enemies in the following missions, you can only capture them from now on, and no mutilation is allowed."

Tsunade walked over to my side and stood by me. "And if you are wondering why Tsunade hasn't left it's actually quite simple. Your next mission is an escort mission and Tsunade is your client. You will help her with anything she needs for the next two weeks, that is your punishment for the unnecessary cruelty you dealt with those idiots."

"Now I expect both of you to try and get along, I would suggest that you two go have dinner at that restaurant you like so much, get to know each other since you two will be spending quite a bit of time together."

I just don't believe this, I was trying to take my time and get to know her better before this, and now Hiruzen Sarutobi pretty much told me to go on a date with her and spend time with her as my punishment for making sure no idiots would ever do what the last bunch did.

I began walking towards Ichiraku and I just knew from the footsteps I keep hearing Tsunade was following me. As I walked into the place and took a seat she took one right next to me. "Do you like ramen too, what a surprise? So tell me Kisaru do you enjoy killing people?"

Well, that was a question I was not expecting to be her first question. "I do not enjoy killing people as much as you think, I, however, understand that some people need to die, for others to live. It's a cruel world we live in Tsunade. I would also ask you not to call me by my name when we go on missions. It's against ANBU protocol to call us by our names."

She looked at the cook and smiled, "I will have miso ramen, and so will this guy. For drinks, I think a bottle of Fire Whiskey should be good enough for us." The cook looked at me and began shaking his head. I could almost see pity in his eyes as he looked at me.

"Sorry Miss, but we don't serve alcoholic beverages here. This establishment is family-oriented." Tsunade then having no choice ordered a jug of lemonade. I always found the lemonade at Ichiraku to be the one drink that always, and I mean always made me feel embarrassed. The color of lemonade is often yellow due to the lemons, but this lemonade was pink.

He gave us the drinks first and began to cook our food. "Now what I need is healing herbs, some hundred or so yards of cotton, and a few dozen pounds of silk. Now tell me do you think that you will be able to get all that in a single day?"

I looked at her and started to think but nothing came to mind, I was no healer. "The only problem I see is the herbs I am going to need you to show me samples of the herbs you want, I am no healer, so I have no idea what you want me to gather."

Tsunade took a drink from my glass and began to laugh. "That is what is giving you trouble? By the way your lemonade, you need to add more sugar to it." I told her I don't like sweet-tasting foods.

That is when I found myself in a problem. I could ask for another glass, there wasn't anyone else at Ichiraku right now. The problem is I just knew Teuchi would be the one doing the dishes today and I didn't want to trouble the kid. The problem was that if I drink out of either her glass or mine, I would be touching with my lips somewhere she took a drink from.

I know that a person that is an ANBU shouldn't feel bothered by this, but technically it would be called an indirect kiss. I can already feel myself blushing, I wish I had my mask on, why did I take it off.

To hell with it, I am thirsty, and if this is her prank I am not going to fall victim to it. I took a sip from my glass, and just as that happened our food was placed in front of us. "Two Miso Ramens, you will take care of the bill the usual way won't you Weasel?"

I looked at the cook and smiled, "Sure thing, I will get your things while I am doing my mission like always. Just give me the scroll and I will get the things on it like always."

Tsunade looked at him and then at me, "Weasel here is one of our most compassionate customers. I ask him to get ingredients that are hard to get for me, and I let him eat free every time he does it. I swear it's like he can make things appear out of thin air sometimes. I don't go out and resupply because we are often pretty busy here."

Tsunade pointed her finger at me, and looked at the cook, "You mean this guy? This guy sitting right next to me? Is he the most compassionate customer you got? This guy just killed a guy for pretending to be a ninja, and mutilated a whole bunch of idiots pretending to be bandits."

The man didn't stop smiling at me, "Like I said he is the most compassionate client I have. I don't know of anyone who loves this village as much as he does. I don't think I can count how many people he actually saved this week on his free time."

I looked at him and began shaking my head, "Not as many as I wish, ANBU doesn't get much in the way of free time, and I am too harsh to be a Jounin Instructor. If the Hokage gave me a team, I probably worked them into an early grave."

I began to look at the scroll and sure enough, this stuff was easy to get from the forest. I made a single hand sing and three dozen shadow clones appeared and left running towards the forest of death. "Don't worry you will get your things in a few minutes. I don't know why people gave that place the name of the forest of death. I personally love it, I couldn't find a better grocery store anywhere in the elemental nations."

Tsunade looked at me and she was looking at me with her mouth open, the look of utter confusion on her face. I place my hand on her jaw helping her close her mouth. "They call it the Forest of death since my grandfather's time, it's because it is the most dangerous forest around."

I looked at her, I swear she said the most strange thing I ever heard. I seriously wanted to tell her that I grew up playing in that forest, but I couldn't tell her that, she might not believe me. The last thing I need is for her to distrust me.

"So Tsunade you ready to receive those medical supplies?" I just got the memory of one of my shadow clones and they went beyond what I sent them to do. They actually collected all the things she told me she needed.

"Why do you ask? You know we are going tomorrow to gather those medical supplies." I looked at her as my shadow clones came back and had several sacks on their backs.

"Well, it's just that my shadow clones went a little gung-ho and they actually already collected everything you told me we were going to collect tomorrow." Half the shadow clones went to put the ingredients in the cook's pantry. The others handed her three dozen storage scrolls full of the things she wanted.

The remaining shadow clones dispelled at the same time, that is when I was hit with all their memories at the same time. I felt dizzy and the next thing I know everything went black. I don't know how much time I was unconscious, or what was the soft thing that my head was resting on.

I opened my eyes, and I saw Tsunade smiling at me for a second. That is when I realized where my head was resting, my head was on her lap. The second I tried to get up she pushed me back down until my head was again resting on her lap. "Honestly everyone knows you don't dispel that many shadow clones at the same time, the memory overload can cause anyone to faint."

"You don't need to worry, you are in my place and you are perfectly safe here. The only one that might show up is my baby brother, but he is currently too interested in playing pranks to actually even notice if a guy is in my place."

I smiled at her and leaned my head so that her hand was touching my face. "So are you going to help me stand up? Or do I get to take a nap right where I am? I got to tell you, I am really comfortable right now, and unless you tell me otherwise I am liable to close my eyes and fall asleep."

Tsunade laughed and I mean really laughed as I said that, "Well that is not the usual way a person would choose to sleep with a golden-haired beauty like myself. It usually involves a bed, getting rid of our clothes, lots of physical movement, sweat, and other bodily fluids. I don't think you are serious about taking a nap, but I also don't think you need my help to stand up."

She smiled as I got up from the ground and looked at her, "See, you aren't as weak as to need my help standing up. If you ever get the nerve to actually ask, I might consider your request to sleep with me, considering how many shadow clones you made I might even enjoy it."

The way the place looked to call it a pigsty would be an insult, to the pigs. I guess Tsunade is simply too busy with her job at the hospital to take care of her house cleaning, dishes, and laundry.

Three shadow clones appeared just as I thought about what was needed and began taking care of the things I noticed, Tsunade just stood there with her mouth open as my clones each took care of something in her place. One took care of her laundry, the other two did the cleaning and washed the dishes.

They each dispelled as soon as their task was done, I didn't say a thing I just place my mask back on my face and began to walk out towards the door. I managed to get to the door and touch the door handle when I felt someone grab my shoulders, forcefully made me turn around, and took off my mask as she pinned me against the door kissing my lips.

"That is a thank you for taking care of those things in my home, I normally clean but I have been too busy with the research I been doing lately." I saw her resting her head on my shoulder and I knew that she was not kidding, I could feel how tense her shoulders were as her body pressed against me.

That was easy to notice, the other things that made me have a little problem were two things that were also easy notice, the first is the two large mounds that if the feel was any indication she was not wearing a bra, and she was either cold or excited since I felt two points pressing hard into my clothes.

I don't know how did she manage to get my mask off so quickly and strap it to my belt without me noticing but as she was leaning close to me I took the mask off my belt and used the storage seal on my belt to put my mask away.

Just as we looked at each other I felt someone I think kicked the door opened, as we both fell onto the floor we ended up in a rather interesting position, Tsunade was on her back with her legs bent and me between said legs holding myself up with just my arms. If we were in bed and someone saw us, they would assume we were going to get busy.

A voice was soon heard and it was that of a little kid I never met before, "Finally someone has the balls to get my sister laid! I don't know who you are, but please plow my sister on the regular basis from now on, maybe then she will stop being the preachy bitter bitch she always is."

I couldn't believe this is how her brother talked about his sister, I know we Uchiha aren't wanted you call the most well-known family to be into public displays of affection, but not even the most bitter Uchiha would talk about our relatives like that, or do so without some sort of punishment that involved plenty of physical pain.

Tsunade laughed as she heard what I think her brother said, "Well this is awkward, Kisaru I would like you to meet my foul-mouthed, prank-loving brother. Believe it or not, he actually says he wants to be Hokage one day."

I helped Tsunade get up after I got up and looked at her brother, "This is Kisaru, an ANBU that works with the Hokage. Now as punishment no sweets for you for a whole month! I will check on your homework from the academy and so help me if you don't get it done and do it right there is always the intensive care ward ready for you."

The kid went pale and ran towards his bedroom, I opened the door and looked at Tsunade. "Thank you for a lovely evening, and I will see you again tomorrow to continue my work." She smiled as I walked out and closed the door as I walked the street heading for my home.

The only thing that I could think about was two things, I needed a cold shower and the feel of Tsunade's lips on mine when she was kissing me. All in all, it wasn't such a bad day after all.