I do not own Naruto, this is fanfiction only, but that there might be some ideas from other animes and there might be some other characters showing up in this story for some cameos from time to time and we might let a character or characters stay in the story permanently if the readers like them enough.

I have to say it feels like a month has gone by and Kushina is still arguing with herself, oh no they actually tried to accept each other but they are now arguing about things like how many children would they want, to make matters worse they both managed to get their own versions of Kurama to accept them rather easily.

Hiro and I both think it is that this way they can feel what is happening in the world, and the fact that Kushina made a shadow clone with a seal that allows Kurama to send his consciousness outside of Kushina and experience life, well sort of.

So we went from having Kushina arguing with her dark half, to having that plus, Kurama arguing with his dark half. Even then the tone of voice of the arguments from both Kushina and her dark half is much worse than Kurama and his dark half. I swear if I couldn't create more animals and fish, we would all starve.

Both Kurama and Kushina could eat several restaurants out of business, and all they say is that trying to get their dark aspects of themselves and finding balance in their own souls is hungry work, hungry work my damn foot, they could at least thank me and Tsunade for doing all the damn cooking.

Why are we doing all the cooking, well Hiro can't cook since he keeps trying to improve the seal we are all in, reckless I know, but he is an Uzumaki, that is to be expected. Albedo? Why isn't she cooking? Cause I wouldn't touch her food if my life depended on it, I swear she would poison it.

I swear that if Hiro was giving me a hard time before, now that one more of his wives is here, the kleptomaniac Nami. I am having to practically seal everything we own in a scroll and sleep with it as a pillow. They both keep asking Hiro when are they going to start having children, for crying out loud, this is not the time for thinking about having rugrats.

We are in this seal but once Kushina and now Kurama accept themselves and find the balance we are going to the sand seas of Suna, these people tend to forget we are going to a deployment camp in the middle of a war between every hidden village that exists. Right now is not the time to have some of our troops be missing due to maternity leave. That is why I created that anti-contraception seal in the first place, but Hiro and his wives are trying very hard to make my work on that seal be forgotten. As I said, he is an Uzumaki, what else is new.

"Honestly Tsunade, I know people consider his clan to be a branch family of yours, but sometimes I can't believe it. This is simply irresponsible in ways I would not think a full-grown man would even think, then again I am the black sheep of the Uchiha clan for doing something as foolish as falling in love with a Senju of all people."

She looked at Hiro and then at me, "You never told me why it is strange for people of our clans to love each other? I know it was something that happened in my grandfather's time but to carry a grudge all this time for a single broken promise is a bit infantile in it."

I looked at her and told her that is why I never mentioned the reason, she already knew it. The promise was made between the patriarch of the Uchiha and the patriarch of the Senju that ended years of conflict by the establishment of the hidden village named Konohagakure, or the village hidden in the leaves.

The promise was simple, the first Hokage would be a Senju, but the next Hokage would be an Uchiha, it was supposed to symbolize the formation of the village, and recognition of the work done by the founders, it didn't even have to be my grandfather that be named the next Hokage, just an Uchiha clan member. In the end, my clan worked our fingers to the bone to make the village and did everything we could to make it a success, but the first Hokage broke his promise and named his brother to be the next Hokage.

Then to add injury to insult, we were given a position that was for all intends and purposes meant to be meaningless, our clan would be the one to enforce our village rules, the law enforcement if you will, except that these laws were so obvious, so completely and utterly easy to understand any idiot would understand that obeying them would be in their self-interest.

Then we got to fact that the brother of dear old grandpa was killed, and for decades we believed the killer was none other than the first Hokage, which is the entire reason the fight that created the valley where those two statues of them still exist, glaring daggers at each other for all eternity. I just happened to fall in love with the granddaughter of the First Hokage, and that is not even mentioning that it also caused me to make that wish in the first place.

"I guess you are right Tsunade, it is kind of childish, I swear I heard you call your brother Inari of all things, but no, you told me his name was Nawaki, no wonder the kid has such fun making jokes about me. Oh well, he is going to be my future brother-in-law and uncle to our children, I guess I should just let it go as a funny story to tell our kids one day."

Tsunade was blushing bright red for some reason, and then she punched me on my shoulder, "Well I was also foolish in falling in love with a walking talking contradiction like you, but then again I wouldn't have it any other way. You just finished saying that this is not the time to conceive children since we are essentially at the start of a major war between all existing hidden villages, and then you talk about fun things we could end up doing with our kids!"

I looked at her and told her that having plans would be a good motivation to come out of this war alive. I am only happy that pervert Bear and Snake are nowhere near to hear this conversation, if this happened in the squad I would never hear the end of it. Alright, I never told her that the reason I beat up Bear as hard as I did one day was that the pervert was trying to sneak a peek at her bathing.

"Who knew that two members of ANBU that I know were part of your Genin team, small world doesn't begin to describe it. Speaking of which are you cold?" She immediately asks me why did I think she was cold, I flat out told her that I could swear I felt her nipples press against my back, which causes me to get tackled to the ground and kissed by her. "It is more like excitement than being cold. So tell me how do you think Kushina is doing talking with her dark half ?"

I told her it took me about a week to have the cordial relationship I got with my dark half, but this is Kushina we are talking about, no doubt once they got to talk, they understood each other pretty damn fast, her head was on my chest when I told her that I wouldn't be surprised that she was already making friends with Kurama. She asked me who the hell was Kurama? I told her it was the name of the nine tails.

I guess for a second she thought I was cheating on her, ridiculous, what kind of an insane person would cheat on a beauty like her? "Yes, that is true, it would be practically suicide to cheat on either one of us, you would not want to upset her, after all, she just finished upgrading her seal, and upsetting me would be no better than asking for your death since I am still the shinigami. So not to sound upset but why do you two look like you are ready to rip his clothes off and sleeping together right on the floor like a pair of animals in heat?"

I looked at Yami, still can't believe she can do this and still manage to do her duty as a reaper of souls, well we are going to a war zone, so she will have plenty to do there, "Oh, we were talking about conception, pregnancy and potential funny stories to one day tell our kids. You know normal talk between two people who are practically already married." This made Yami laugh, and say that she knows, she was just asking to join in on the fun.

Well it was fun for them, to me it was practically torture, "So Kisaru there is something that has been bugging me, you never explained why and how did you become friends with Hiro Uzumaki, usually members of the Uchiha clan can't even stand being near a member of the Uzumaki clan, or that has been my experience in Konoha."

I guess nobody will manage to hear this from outside the seal so, no reason to worry about information getting in the hands of someone we really don't want to know this, "Hiro is a bit of a weird case, we both happen to be reincarnations, and from what some people might say the future. Hiro when I first became his friend was a member of my clan, and in fact, it was thanks to him that I managed to survive the massacre that nearly destroyed our clan."

"I made a wish and Yami just happened to have fulfilled that wish for me, that is how I first met Yami, and since she could talk to me anytime she wanted, that is how I was able to retain all my skills and most of my knowledge from my previous life, but that did sort of began this sort of intimate relationship and one thing lead to another and well here we are. Hiro also reincarnated but he did so before I did."

"But unlike me, he was reincarnated in the Uzumaki Clan, and I reincarnated as the grandson of one of the most hated people in our village, and you wonder why I am still part of ANBU. My dear old grandpa Madara barely survived his fight with the First Hokage, and that is when he met and married granny Misty Uzumaki Senju she's the half-sister of Mito Uzumaki from there, my dad was born, and dear old dad met my mom during both going deer hunting, and my mom is or was a member of the Hyuuga Clan, so in my family, I am the product of the union of the Uchiha, Uzumaki, Senju, and Hyuuga bloodlines."

The funny thing is both I and Hiro got reincarnated as cousins so he is a child born from the Uzumaki, Senju, Hyuga, and Uchiha bloodlines, that is why he is so freaking good with seals, I am told that seal arts are practically an Uzumaki bloodline trait."

"Does that answer your questions?" Somehow Kushina finished her discussion with herself and heard everything I said, "Just one, how come you fell in love with Tsunade of all people? Even other Kunoichi says she is had to deal with since she can be ever so stubborn."

Why the hell did Kushina have to ask me that with Tsunade right next to me, this is going to be embarrassing, "As I said my previous life sort of was in the future, and in that life, I had this huge crush on her. I was also ANBU and I was sort of her aide in that life, so meeting a person who I once had a crush on, and meeting her like she is now, how could I not fall in love with her again?"

Yami began to laugh, "Not only that the wish I granted involves her, he wishes with his dying breath that he wished he could make her have a happy life. He also wished to make sure the children that Kushina had a happy life for some odd reason." I simply said I was practically in love with Tsunade, and I was the friend to her kids, hell I was closer to them than their supposed Godfather, why the name that perverts their godfather was something I never knew."

Kushina looked at me and began to nod her head, "And where was I?" I didn't even wait for a second to tell her she died during childbirth because she never bothered to improve her relationship with Kurama in my previous life or even attempt to find balance with herself. I told her about turtle island in my previous life, but all she said was it is too much of a bother.

"So by making sure I finally accept my dark half and improving my relationship with the Biju inside of myself, otherwise known as Kurama, you are hoping that I will survive to be able to raise my kids?" And I told her thus be able to fulfill one part of my wish, to make sure her kids have a happy life.

She looked at me and began to laugh, "Are you sure you are an Uchiha? Come on tell me why do you care so much about kids who have not even been conceived?" I told her that I knew at least one child named after that book she didn't want to stop reading, the adventures of the gutsy ninja Naruto. I told her and she began to laugh.

"So I am going to name my son after that character as I had planned, and by the sounds of it, you and my son were particularly close care to share?" I told her he was my little buddy, my most talented student in the Prankster ways. We loved to come up with ways to set up pranks in ways that nobody could ever even spot.

"He was one of my precious people, and he is the one I died to protect, and later I found myself back in the past, and you know everything since your boyfriend knocked me out when I was trying to save you from your kidnappers Kushina, and yes, I was ANBU in my previous life and still am."

Tsunade then began to laugh, "You better tell me I was one of those precious people in your previous life or I am going to feel envious. So how is it that you became friends with Hiro and Uzumaki of all people? No offense Kushina but the Uchiha and Uzumaki are usually like oil and water."

"I began to laugh, in my previous life I met a crazy person who told me he was reincarnated from another timeline, the patriarch of my clan thought that he was insane so he told me he was going to assign me to keep an eye on him before he went and did something to shame our clan, Hiro was reincarnated as an Uchiha Clan member."

"He began sharing with me some of his crazy seal ideas and simply by keeping an eye on him and talking with him we became rather good friends, the man was even more obsessed with the writings of Jiraiya than anyone I knew. He was killed during a sad event in my life I came to remember as the Uchiha Massacre, and I died a few years after him. He is now reincarnated as an Uzumaki, but the way we were reincarnated we got several bloodlines, hence why we both have the Rinnegan in both our eyes."

Tsunade began to laugh, "And I am guessing that Jiraiya in that life wrote nothing but things that could be considered indecent, he was always a pervert since the time we were in the same Genin team and the Hokage was our Jounin Instructor." I told them that having him as a student probably is the reason why the Hokage has the patience he has.

This made everyone laugh, "So you have done this thing with the waterfall?" I began to nod my head and told her that indeed I had come to accept my dark side and achieved balance with myself. "Kyubi has been asking me how is it you know his birth name?"

I told her that I knew Kurama quite well since his Jinchuriki was Naruto, and so I helped Naruto quite a bit, but the only difference was that the Kurama I knew was a vixen and not just a fox. "Kurama became a rather good friend and confidant if there was anyone that could offer me a new perspective on how to solve a problem, Kurama could, as a Biju. Kurama has lived for thousands of years, my friend was very wise.

Kushina made me touch her stomach and I knew exactly what she had in mind, I closed my eyes and followed her energy signature till I was standing in the place where Kurama had been sealed, dear god this seal is horrible, poor Kurama was pinned to the walls of the seal-like she was a bug stuck inside a diorama.

"Kushina is there any way you could please undo the seal so that my friend here is not stuck in such a horrible way, that must hurt like hell." I didn't get to see the expression on Kurama's face since I was pretty much stuck looking at nine painfully pinned tails. She did something to her stomach that made the seal change till it was a flowery field and the seal was made to look like a circle of fruit trees that had the seal carved into the trunks of the trees.

"I feel better, you say we were once friends, tell me something that you would know that only I know, prove to me that you are my friend!" I don't like the fact that Kurama was testing if I was telling the truth, I didn't like it so much that I decided to tell something embarrassing to get even with my friend for daring to doubt me.

"When you were a little kit, your siblings used to make fun of you for being as they call it the runt of the litter, and you once cried to your father, that one of your brothers had stolen and broken your favorite Mari balls, two of them red and blue. I asked our friend to make a pair of them for you to play while you were in his seal, and you were so happy we ended up playing with you tossing them both to each other for hours."

That made Kurama look at me and he began to glare at me before he asked me if I was Weasel? I told Kurama who else would I be other than his friend Weasel." He got down on all four paws and without even giving me a warning Kurama jumped and pinned me to the flower field.

"Kisaru it is really you? And you came to help me? So that is why you and Kushina have been trying to get us to trust each other." I was not happy, I looked at Kurama and huffed as he finally got off me, "I am still not happy that you think I was lying, why else would I try to get you two to trust each other if it wasn't for your own good. I didn't spend all those years coming up with seals to better help you two communicate if that wasn't my goal from the start."

Both Kushina and Kurama began to laugh at me as I imagine they saw my pouting face. "So you said that in your previous life I was a vixen? How could you tell?" I was not going to have a discussion on how to tell if a fox is male or female so I decided to tell them flat out as bluntly as I could.

"I met you Kurama when I was helping Naruto and you to trust each other, hence all the seals I came up with, and in that life, you behaved like an extremely supportive and caring mother to Naruto since I imagine you looked like that since Kushina was not around to raise him. Do you think I can forget a long red-haired woman wearing a pink kimono and welcomed Naruto into his mind by saying come hug mommy?

I honestly thought I was going to crack a rib when I saw it the first time, I am not kidding, I was having a horrible time just breathing, I was laughing that hard. Until Naruto and Kurama looked at me and asked me what the hell was so funny?

I tried my best to get them to trust each other and work together, but it was harder than trying to get a certain pervert to become decent, or a certain Hokage to stop drinking so much. "So you ended up doing all this seal research for my son's sake and now you are trying to get us to trust each other? Sorry that I was giving you such a hard time, it's just that my granny told me that trusting the Kyuubi would be a bad idea since the Biju would look at any chance to either break free or try to take over the Jinchuriki.

"Some might indeed want to break free regardless if the Jinchuriki dies in the process, but you have to understand Kushina most villages have treated Biju horribly, some treat them as things, some consider them and the Jinchuriki nothing more than weapons, with such horrible treatment and not treating them as thinking, feeling, and intelligent individuals, who wouldn't want to escape a place that treats them so badly?"

As they began to talk with me, and I began to share with Kushina and Kurama what I had to endure to finally get to the point we found ourselves, they both looked at me with a smile and tears in their eyes, I honestly do not need this, this is embarrassing truth be told.

From that moment on I coached them into becoming closer and I was the mediator between Kushina who sometimes couldn't believe what both I and Kurama knew and what she was taught since she was a little girl, both Kurama and I know the truth of how the Biju came to be and thus we sort of work in tandem, he would tell her the truth and I would back it up with facts I know.

It took me two solid months but I finally got both of them to treat each other like they have been friends since they were both born, and indeed they both actually agreed on something, that I still had a giant pole stuck right up my ass. On the one side, I was feeling hurt, on the other, I think they said it to say I was not so different from the typical Uchiha.

All in all, by the time we finally got Tsunade to perfect her strength of a hundred seal, Kushina and Kurama to become best friends for life, and to get Hiro to understand that if he dares to peep at me and Tsunade sleeping together was only going to cause him nightmares. Hiro and his wives made some progress, meaning they would have to return to Konoha for the foreseeable future since Hiro didn't want to use the anti-contraception seal-like Tsunade and I did, so the three wives that were present had to return to do pregnancy and motherhood duties.

Tsunade was not happy that they were getting to have a child, but once I told her the dangers of her not being present at our current deployment she understood that sometimes for the greater good certain sacrifices must be made. I know that I will absolutely enjoy it when I see the look on her brother when she tells him one day he was going to be both an uncle and that he was going to babysit when Tsunade worked in the village hospital.

I even told Tsunade that when we got back maybe putting him as a helper to the nurses in the maternity ward to help change diapers as practice would be a good idea, she laughed and flat out told me we better not since there were only Two Senju, he would have to go under the CRA and that means a lot more babies than even we would have.

In fact had I not threatened the Village Council that I would leave and they would lose a person as skilled as me in the use of the Rinnegan, Tsunade would have been told she needed to marry multiple men, all of who Tsunade joked would be found dead hanging from trees as holiday ornaments. It was not a joke other people just didn't know it, cause I would do that.