Goku's POV
Goku had tried to ignore it, he really had, but the conversation kept replaying in his head. He couldn't figure out what Principal Sans had wanted but the possible answers worried him greatly. In the end he had decided to tell Shrek and his two friends about his worries. Which is why he was now marching to Mr Maartini's music room (how that literal glass of martini got hired no one knew) where the unofficial "loser club" ate lunch.
"HEY DORKS!" goku yelled as he strode into the room. "I got something to tell y'all."
The three friends looked up at his arrival with varying reactions. Gene, the coward, visibly flinched at the sight of him. Shrek held a look that was boredom mixed with annoyance. And the 50's reject himself, Boss Baby, looked like he wanted to break his nose.
"What the hell do you want?" shrek asked boldly.
"All you do is bully us." Boss baby started coldy, His voice laced with venom.
"I need to tell you about the principal." Goku said. He was growing tired of their distrust, He was being serious for once and they were dismissing him. "Just listen to me you FUCKERS!" Goku screamed. He was sick and tired of being ignored by these unimportant losers! Those previously stated losers shared a look for about 3 seconds before breaking out in laughter.
"Listen to me guyys!" Gene said between guffaws, his voice full of mocking mirth. "Im the most important waaaa!" he continued. His jests bringing about even more laughter from the other dweebs of the round table.
"ALRIGHT YOU CAN GO FUCKING YOURSELVES!" Goku from one piece exclaimed. "I'M LEAVING!" he continued as he turned around and stormed out the door. The mocking laughter still rings in his ears.
Narrator POV
In the following week after this conversation Shrek and his friends found themselves being increasingly more targeted by Goku and his followers. They had their lunch trays knocked out of their hands, had homework stolen and literally fed to a dog, and had their lockers covered in feathers and tar. That last one happened once but was still impressive. This series of events escalated until one lunch period, 8 days after the initial conversation..
Boss baby POV
Boss baby was done. He was so fucking done with Goku's shit. An entire week of torment and annoyance due to being made of for once in his life. The next time Goku tried something he would tear him apart. Oh what he would do to that brat..
"Hey Boss Baby are you good?" shrek inquired from across the table, effectively pulling Boss Baby out of his murder fantasy.
"What do you mean?" He responded quickly.
"You're kinda crushing your sandwich." Gene piped up from the seat. Causing him to look down at his hands which were holding the remains of his ham and cheese sandwich. Boss Baby opened his mouth to reply when he was cut off by a snobbish voice
" So the loser squad hides out on the roof now?" called out Goku from one piece. " hiding away like cowards, predictable." he continued to mock. Boss Baby moved to get up but was stopped by Shrek who was shaking his head.
" Man i'm surprised the ogre doesn't want to fight, considering you EAT YOUR OWN YOUNG!" Goku taunted, his voice filled with malice. Boss Baby began to count to ten backwards in an effort to calm himself down when Shrek looked to him and mouthed "kick his ass." It was all he needed to let go of his self control.
"You wanna fucking go asshole?" Boss baby questioned, his voice filled with long contained rage. He said this as he got up from his seat and marched over to Goku. Goku was visibly shaken by the look in Boss Baby's eyes before regaining his courage and staring defiantly up at Boss Baby.
"Gladly." He said. His challenge rings clear in the air, thickening the already suffocating tension to a breaking point.
"Let's go then." Boss baby replied in a clipped tone. The other people who had been eating lunch on the rooftop began moving their table to the side in order to make a clear fighting area. As boss baby walked to the left side of the roof he prepared himself for the coming fight. He came to a stop by the end of the roof and turned to face his opponent. Goku from One Piece was stretching but he quickly finished and met Boss Baby's gaze.
"You ready to lose?" Goku taunted. " Because I'm gonna beat your ass!" Goku yelled as rushed forward with a fist raised. Boss Baby was barely able to block the fist in time and he felt the attacks force reverberate throughout his body. "He's faster than I thought" Boss Baby thought with a grimace. He throws Goku off him but is unable to block Goku's fist from punching him square in the gut. His stomach exploded in pain but he grit his teeth and thought through it. Goku's shock at his ability to take a punch left him open to Boss Baby's fist colliding with his face. The attack sent him flying back several feet before he managed to flip and ground himself.
"You aren't really beating my ass yet," Bossy baby said slyly. " What's wrong?" His voice was filled with mirth. This mirth only grew upon Boss Baby's seeing of Goku's rage face.
"Lucky shot" Goku spit out. "You won't get another one." He said, his voice filled with venom. Boss Baby rushed forward this time, swinging his leg in a high kick only to meet empty air. He had just planted both feet on the ground when Goku appeared in his range of vision, his fist already cocked. BB (Baby Baby) is unable to block as he is punched directly in the cheek and sent multiple steps back. However, when goku goes for another punch BB deflects the blow with his forearm and counters with a knee to the stomach. Goku is sent reeling from the blow and is still dazed when BB sweeps his feet out from under him. Goku reacts quickly and handstands into a flip that takes him 5 feet away from BB. Once hes grounded he looks BB in the eyes. " Im ending this, NOW!" he yells. Shifting his stance into the Kamehameha pose. In between his hand a bright blue orb begins to charge and grow.
"NO GOKU from one piece YOU CAN'T" Screams Goku Pose member number 3.
*Concerned silence* emanated Wii Nunchuck worriedly. Goku didn't listen, BB noted with fear, and continued to charge the Kamehameha wave. The orb continued to glow and BB decided he needed to stop this now. He charged forward, moving faster than ever before, and managed to reach Goku just as the Kamehameha wave finished charging! BB threw a punch with everything he had and punched Goku in the neck sending him flying into the railing and knocking him out with an ear screeching sound of tearing metal. The fight was over, Boss Baby had won.
