Total Drama Ultimate Crossover
Chapter 4 : Hide and Run
*(Disclaimer : I do not own Total Drama or any other franchises used in this fanfic.)
*(Recap of last episode)
"Last time on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover! The Blue Dragons and Red Devils arrived at TDUC island and were quite (cough) impressed by the scenery. The next day followed a trial of challenges like arm-wrestling, racing and signing ("No ballerina dancing unfortunately" Chris mumbled to himself)! Despite the Red Devils having had the longest winning streak in the challenge, it were the Blue Dragons that claimed victory thanks to the guy that I properly don't like the most right now, Sans. Voldemort ended up on the chopping block thanks to his less than perfect display of self-control during his magic show, but it was Peridot who ended up taking a trip to the Loser Dimension thanks to some encouragement from Roman. There are still 23 contestants left in this show and your properly all wondering, will the Red Devils lose again? What kind of crazy challenges do I have in mind this time? And will Sans finally stop saying those annoying puns? Find out right now on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover!
*(Que Theme song)
We open up at TDUC Island with a beautiful sunrise. The birds are singing, bees are buzzing and unlike less night there isn't some huge snoricane going on right now. … For some reason.
"(Gasp) now that was a way better night sleep then last night, right Marinette?" Sunset said before realizing that Marinette wasn't in her bulk bed.
"Huh? Is she up already?" Sunset said to herself before looking over to Athena who was still asleep.
"No mister Phoenix. I cleaned the toilet like you asked." Athena said in her sleep.
Sunset looked confused at Athena and said "Uh, Athena?"
Athena woke up to the sound of Sunset's voice "(Gasp) morning already?" Athena asked.
"Seems like it. Hey have you seen Marinette and Tikki? They were already out of their bed when I wo-" Sunset said before being interrupted by the opening of their cottage door.
"Oh. You two are awake already?" Marinette said while Tikki was on her shoulder.
"Yeah but, where did you go?" Sunset asked.
"Oh uh … you know, just going for an early morning walk." Marinette said clearly lying.
*(Confession Seat)
Tikki is eating a cookie while Marinette says "Okay, so maybe I got up early to sneak into Chef's kitchen and made some cookies for Tikki so she doesn't get stomach aches anymore."
"I certainly appreciate it." Tikki said with a smile. "But why not tell the others?"
"Well I can't exactly have Chef figuring out that I sneaked into his kitchen. If I'm gonna be in this contest for a while then I'll properly need to make more cookies in the future. So the less people know about it right now, the better." Marinette stated.
*(End Confession)
"Still can't believe the guys voted off Peridot." Athena said while looking at the Ipad Peridot had unwillingly left behind "Our team didn't have that many girls to begin with and now we have even less."
"I just hope they won't continue to do that." Marinette said "Otherwise, the amount of girls here is surely gonna drop to zero real soon."
"Well on a positive note, at least we were able to get some sleep this night." Sunset stated "I wonder how the others managed to keep their snorers quiet."
Suddenly an announcement played through the speakers. "Good morning campers. For those of you who wanna know what time it is, it's currently 10 in the morning! I know that's normally not the kind of time I usually wake you up at, but after last night I needed my beauty sleep. By the way, make sure to thank Chef for the snoring masks that we had in the garage. Would have been nice to have had those earlier though." Chris said before giving an angry look at Chef "But allow me to ruin this beautiful morning now by announcing that breakfast is served."
"… Okay 3 things here. 1, that was really well timed. 2, that answers my question and 3, of course somethings gonna ruin this morning." Sunset said really not looking forward to breakfast.
"Oh I don't know Sunset. Maybe there will be something good to eat after all." Marinette said while trying to hide a smile.
Everybody is now present at the cantina, were for some reason everybody is standing at a plate that was filled with croissants.
"These are delicious!" Usopp said while munching down on a croissant.
"I know right?" Crow replied "I haven't eaten anything this delicious since we were on that cruise ship."
"I'll admit that I am impressed." Cassie said "And here I thought Chef didn't have any cooking skills at all. … Well, in making anything besides croissants at least."
"Heavy still more fan of Sandwich." Heavy stated "But French bread will do."
"Hey what's going on here?" Athena asked.
"Chef's croissants is what's going on here." Crow replied.
"Yeah! These are properly some of the best … "Hawkeye said before seeing Homer run off with the entire dish of croissants "HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!"
"No! These croissants now belong to Homer J Simpson!" Homer yelled while running with the rest of the croissants. He didn't get far however as he bumped into Chef.
"What in the name of my none existing cooking license is going on here?" Chef asked.
"Oh hey luv." Tracer said "Thanks for the croissants. They're really lovely!"
"Uh, thanks?" Chef said in confusion.
*(Confession Seat)
"I'm pretty sure I didn't make any croissants this morning. And if I did, they would certainly not look anything like this." Chef said before taking a small bite out of the croissant. "What the? It even tastes like I'm eating in France! Where on earth did these things come from?"
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"Okay so while I was making some cookies for Tikki, I may have also made some croissants for breakfast." Marinette said while Tikki was staring at her.
"Making sure no one finds out right?" Tikki asked sarcastically.
"Hey what can I say? I'm not only part-time super-heroin. I'm also part-time baker!" Marinette said with a lot of confidence while Tikki just face palmed.
*(End Confession)
"Good morning everyone!" Chris said as he entered the cantina "Enjoying your breakfast?"
A large number of contestants nodded.
"… Really?" Chris asked surprised. "Well, first time for everything I suppose. Anyway, it sure is a beautiful and sunny day outside!"
Sans was finishing his croissant before saying "Don't you mean a beautiful puny day?"
…
"Aaaaaaaaand you ruined it." Chris said emotionlessly while Happy was laughing in the background. "As I was saying, it sure is a beautiful and sunny day … for a challenge! Everyone finish up here and meet me at the campsite."
Everybody started to leave the cantina and made their way to the camp site. Underway however, an orange haired criminal and non-haired wizard were having a conversation.
"So? You in?" Roman asked Voldemort.
"Fine, muggle. I'll join your little alliance. But only because it's advantage for me to do so. That changes and I'm out." the dark wizard respond.
"Fine by me. Besides, once our little alliance is complete, we'll be in complete control of the game. No matter what the others will do, they won't be able to stop us. Well, not until it's too late at least." Roman said while spinning his cane around.
"So who else are you going to put in our alliance? I doubt that just the 2 of us will be enough for such a feat." Voldemort said.
"Leave that detail to me. But I do believe our next member should be someone from the other team." Roman said.
"Why? We'll be enemies for the biggest part of the contest anyway. Why recruit them?" Voldemort asked.
Roman shook his finger at Voldemort and said "Like I said. Our alliance is going to control this game, and to do that we'll need members from both teams. Manipulating one team is fine but if we can manipulate them both then the game is as good as won."
"I suppose that makes sense." The dark wizard said "Just make sure our next recruit is someone who won't reveal our secret."
"Don't worry. If there is anything I'm good at, it's manip-" Roman said before being cut off by Itachi.
"Something the matter? You 2 have been talking for quite a while. Anything interesting?" Itachi said while looking emotionless at Roman and Voldemort.
"Oh, nothing you need to trouble yourself over. Now why don't we concentrate on the next challenge instead, huh? After all, I doubt anyone here want's to lose 2 times in a row." Roman said before passing by Itachi to go to his other team members. Itachi and Voldemort soon followed.
*(Confession Seat)
"I'm more than aware of what Roman is planning to do. The question is, rather this alliance he's making will be problematic or advantages for me." Itachi stated.
*(End Confession)
Both teams were gathered together as Chris showed up on his scooter followed by Chef.
Chris stepped of his scooter before saying "Well then happy campers! Time for today's challenge! This challenge will exist out of 2 parts. The team that wins the first challenge will have a pretty big advantage in the second one. But the team that loses the second challenge will have to vote someone off tonight. So for the first part of this challenge, both teams will chose one member from their team. This person will play the most important role in the first challenge but will not be able to compete in the second one. I'm also not gonna say what the challenge will be before you decide who's gonna do it. However I will give you a good hint to help pick someone. You'll wanna pick a person who's got a good pair of eyes!"
"A good pair of eyes huh?" Sans said "Sounds like eye be sitting this one out."
…
"… Just chose who's gonna do this challenge already." Chris said while Happy is laughing.
The members of team Blue Dragon where all huddled up like football-players. "So. Which ones of us have good eyes?" Aqua asked.
"Uh is that a serious question?" Hawkeye asked "Come on. It has to be me! I'm the perfect man for the job!"
"Oh please. My eyes are way faster than that of sunglass guy over there." Vegeta stated.
"My eyes are also very good at spotting details." Azula said.
"I can turn into plenty of animals that have great eyes." Beast Boy stated.
"Okay, so who do we pick then?" Happy asked.
"We don't know what the next challenge is really going to be. If it's something like crossbow shooting, then we'll wanna go with Hawkeye." Tracer said.
"But what if it's something like hide and seek? Not only do I have great eyes, I can also sense the other players their energy, so finding them would be an easy feat for me." Vegeta stated.
"Same goes for me." Beast Boy said "Except I would be able to smell them instead."
"We must also consider the second challenge." Cassie said "Chris didn't say what it was but if it is some kind of power challenge, then having Vegeta sit it out would be a big disadvantage for us."
"And if it's some sort of speed challenge, then losing the guy that can turn into a cheetah would also be a disadvantage." Aqua stated.
"Uh, you're not still mad about that are you?" Beast Boy asked.
Meanwhile, the Red Devils were also discussing who should do the challenge.
"Of course I should do the challenge!" Usopp said "If there is one part of my body that hasn't led me down yet, it's my eyes."
"I don't know. Sure you can handle it longnose?" Roman said.
"Of course I can!" Usopp said with a lot of confidence.
"Because if you lose this challenge, then I don't think we'll have much trouble deciding who should go home." Roman stated.
Usopp got a little more nervous and said "N-no worries, I'll defiantly won't let you down."
"Maybe you should leave this challenge to me instead." Itachi stated "If there is one thing my bloodline is known for, it's for having a … unique set of eyes."
"So, we shall either go with our pirate of ninja?" Athena said.
"I guess were just gonna have to vote about it." Sunset said.
The Blue Dragons and Red Devils kept arguing about who was going to do the challenge until Chris had finally waited long enough.
"Have the two teams decided on their participants yet?" Chris said before both teams nodded.
Chris looked at the two competitors and said "Looks like the Blue Dragons have decided to go with Hawkeye, while the Red Devils have chosen to go with Itachi!"
The heroic sharpshooter and rogue ninja stood against one another ready to begin the challenge.
*(Confession Seat)
"Anyway you look at it, going with Hawkeye just seems the most logic." Cassie said " Besides, if he fails he's properly going to be the one who gets send home, so the way I see it it's a win-win."
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
Usopp was sitting in the outhouse with his legs shaking "I-I would have certainly done the challenge if my team didn't decide to go with Itachi instead. … Though I am kind of glad that now I won't risk being voted off simply because I could have failed this challenge. … I said COULD have!"
*(End Confession)
"Alright ninja guy and mister sunglasses. Now that you two have been chosen by your teams, I will explain the first challenge!" Chris said while Chef was putting up a map of the island.
"The first challenge will be a massive game of hide and seek!" Chris said before some of the Blue Dragons were suddenly regretting their choice.
*(Confession Seat)
"Ah men!" Beast Boy complained "I knew I should have gone for this challenge. With my animal tracking skills, it would have been a snap to win this challenge.
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"Idiots!" an angry Vegeta said "I knew that I should have gone for this challenge! That hawk-men better not screw this up or I know who I'm sending home!"
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"Those guys should have known that the challenge was gonna be hide and seek!" Sticks said "I mean come on. It's in chapter title people!"
*(End Confession)
"The chosen participants will have to track down the members of their opposing teams while they hide themselves in the forest area." Chris said while pointing to the map. "The other contestants are allowed to hide themselves only in the forest area and the first seeker that manages to find all the members of their opposing teams will win this round and give their team an advantage during the second part. How do you get caught you may ask? Simple! All the seekers have to do is spot you and then call you by name! Now let the challenge -"
"Wait, but the others have one member more than we do." Athena stated "Does that mean that Itachi will have to find 11 people while they only have do find 10?"
"That's the advantage of not having lost during the first group challenge." Chris said while most of the Red Devils looked angrily at him.
"All right, if we are done with the angry stares and questions, then let's get this challenge started. Both teams will have 15 minutes to hide themselves in the forest before the seekers can begin their job. On your marks! Get set! (Whistle noise)" Chris said before blowing his whistle
Both teams made their way into the jungle and both decided that instead of staying together and risking being all found at once that they would all split up. This however did not prevent some of the members from staying together for a little while.
Aqua was making her way through the forest while Beast Boy was behind her.
"So … are you still mad about me taking that egg from you in the first challenge?" Beast Boy asked.
"Why would I be mad about that? You won it fair and square." Aqua responded.
"I know I know, I just … you know … worried that maybe you would hold a grudge or something like that against me." Beast Boy said.
Aqua looked at Beast Boy and said "Not really. After all, I did still find an egg despite having lost my first one to you. The way I see it, I have nothing to mad about."
"Oh okay. Thanks for letting me know." Beast Boy said before suddenly a lightbulb appeared over his head.
"Hey, I just got a great idea! Why don't I simply disguise myself as an animal?" Beast Boy suggested. "That way, ninja guy will never be able to find me!
Aqua thought about if for a moment before saying "That's actually not a bad idea. Can you disguise yourself a something incredibly small, like a fly or something like that? That would make it next to impossible for Itachi to find you."
"Please. There's no animal on this planet that I can't turn into!" Beast Boy boasted before turning himself into a fly.
"Great job." Aqua complemented "I think it's best we splits up here though. Good luck to you Beast Boy."
"Good luck to you too!" Beast boy zoomed before heading the opposite way of Aqua.
*(Confession Seat)
"Haha! I'm a genius!" Beast Boy complemented himself. "Let's see ninja boy find me now!"
*(End Confession)
"You know, despite the fact that we may not have chosen the best guy for the job. I still think we have a good chance at winning this." Tracer said to Ryuga.
"It is true that we have one guy more than the others and a seeker who despite his overconfidence still has quite excellent eyes. Still, we have to hide from a guy that's a ninja. That's already gonna be difficult." Ryuga stated.
"I don't think we need to worry so much." Sans said "Well, time to split up. Our should I say rip up."
…
"You know, I'm almost starting to think we should lose this challenge just to get rid of you!" Ryuga shouted.
"Ah, looks like someone broke their funny bone." Sans said making Ryuga only madder.
"I swear! If you make one more annoying pun then hiding from that ninja is going to be the least of your worries!" Ryuga shouted.
"Alright shies. Don't be such a bone head." Sans said before realizing himself that he had made another pun.
"THAT'S IT!" Ryuga said before taking out L Drago and aiming at Sans.
Meanwhile, Heavy, Homer and Roman where looking for a hiding spot before suddenly hearing an explosion.
"HAAA! What was that!" Homer said surprised at the explosion.
"Properly just somebody that doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'hide'. " Roman replied.
"How much longer till challenge starts?" Heavy asked.
"I'd say somewhere around 5 minutes. So this is where we say goodbye. Try not to get found to soon." Roman said before taking of on his own.
"So … You have any idea where we could hide?" Homer asked Heavy who was looking around for a good spot to hide.
*(Confession Seat)
"Hiding is not exactly Heavy's way of doing things." Heavy said. "But Heavy has seen spy hide before so how difficult can it be?"
*(End Confession)
"I'm gonna head this way now. Good luck girls." Usopp said before leaving Athena and Marinette.
"So how's Tikki doing now? Is she going to be able to help you transform now?" Athena asked Marinette.
"Oh yeah. Don't worry. Tikki is all better now, right Tikki?" Marinette asked her Kwami.
"I'm back to full power but maybe it would be smarter to wait with transforming until the next challenge." Tikki suggested.
"That would be smarter. Even if I don't use my lucky charm, transforming into ladybug and back still drains a lot of your power. It's properly best to save it until the next challenge." Marinette replied.
"Alright then, I'm gonna head this way now. Good luck Marinette." Athena said before taking off on her own.
*(Confession Seat)
"Another reason why it's better not to transform into Ladybug yet is because I only managed to make a bag full of cookies." Marinette said while showing the amount of cookies she had in her bag. "Properly best to use them sparingly."
"I suppose it would be kind of dangerous to go to Chef's kitchen every night to make new ones." Tikki added.
"Precisely. I don't want Chef discovering that I was in his kitchen. Who knows what he'd do if he found out." Marinette said.
*(End Confession)
Chris was looking at his stopwatch before saying "5,4,3,2,1 … and 0! You two can officially start searching."
"Not to make you nervous or anything ninja dude, but you might as well give up. There is no way that you'll be able to beat me in this challe-." Hawkeye boasted before seeing that Itachi was no longer next to him.
"What the-? Where did he go?" Hawkeye asked.
"Oh, Itachi already headed into the jungle while you were boasting." Chris replied.
*(Confession Seat)
"Okay, maybe I should start focusing more on the challenge instead of talking about how awesome I am." Hawkeye boasted … again.
*(End Confession)
Hawkeye was just about to enter the forest when Sticks suddenly appeared out of the forest.
"What the-Sticks! Why aren't you hiding in the forest?" Hawkeye asked.
"I did hide, but Itachi found me already." The badger girl responded.
"WHAT?!" Hawkeye said surprised "How on earth did Itachi find you so fast! The challenge only started like 5 seconds ago!"
"Oh simple. I was hiding in one of the trees nearby instead of going to the other end of the forest." Sticks replied.
"WHAT?! WHY?!" Hawkeye asked.
"Because hiding somewhere deep in the forest is just what the guy would suspect I would do." Sticks replied "So instead of doing that, I hided in a tree nearby so that Itachi would simply run past me."
"… That makes some sense, I guess?" Hawkeye said confused.
"Uh Hawkeye? Not that I care or anything but you do realize that the challenge has already started?" Chris said.
"Oh crap!" Hawkeye said before going into the jungle and running into Sans who was covered in bruises.
"What! Don't tell me Itachi found you too!" Hawkeye yelled.
"Not my bad. Kinda difficult to hide when you're lying in a crater." Sans said before heading out of the jungle.
Hawkeye looked as Sans went out of the jungle before saying "… I'll ask about that later."
*(Confession Seat)"
Sans was looking at his bruises before saying "Okay, maybe I should cut down on the puns a bit. But what can I say? I'm just a punny guy."
…
*(End Confession)
Hawkeye had (Finally) made his way into the forest. He was however already behind on Itachi who seemed to have no problem finding the Blue Dragon members at all. After finding Sans, Itachi managed to find Cassie hiding behind a rock and later Natsu who was hiding in a tree. The avenger however had far from acknowledged defeat, and managed to find Usopp hiding in a bush because of his constant shaking. He later found Athena hiding inside of a fallen hollow tree.
Chris picked up his microphone to make an announcement "A quick update to everyone hiding in the forest, Itachi has already managed to find 4 members of the Red Devils while Hawkeye has only found 2. He better start picking up the pace."
Beast Boy (who was currently a fly) said to himself "Aw men! Well no matter. I mean, I doesn't really matter how many of us Itachi manages to find. As long as I'm a fly, he will never be able to find me."
Suddenly Beast Boy's wings were caught by a certain ninja that was nearby.
"Found you Beast Boy." Itachi said.
"What?!" Beast Boy yelled in surprise "How did you manage to find me?"
Itachi let go of Beast Boy before saying "I'm pretty sure flies don't talk."
"… Well, like that Homer guy would say … DOH!" Beast Boy said to himself.
Meanwhile on the other side of the forest Homer Simpsons had suddenly sneezed.
"Found you Homer Simpson!" Hawkeye said.
"DOH! Curse you bad timed and ironic sneeze!" Homer yelled before getting out of a tree branch that broke because it could no longer support his weight.
"Let's see … who else do we have around he-" Hawkeye said before seeing Heavy standing not too far away from him with a carton box over his head.
"… Found you Heavy." Hawkeye said in disbelief that Heavy would be this stupid.
"Oh no!" Heavy yelled before ripping the box from his head.
*(Confession Seat)
"Spy always manages to fool Heavy with this trick." Heavy said in disappointment "Heavy was sure little man wouldn't be able to find me."
*(End Confession)
An amount of time passes and Hawkeye manages to find Crow hiding behind some bushes and Sunset hiding in a tree. However, in that same amount of time, Itachi manages to find Tracer, Aqua, Ryuga and Arcee. All members who had been found returned to the campsite. Meanwhile, Azula was making her way through the jungle before bumping into someone from the Red Devils.
"And who do we have here?" Azula asked.
"Just me. Your friendly neighborhood Roman Torchwick at your service." Roman said before bowing down to the fire princess.
"Ah, looks like there is at least one person with a little bit of proper manures on this island." Azula said while looking down on Roman "But why do I get the feeling we didn't just run into each other by change."
"Because we haven't." Roman replied "I have a proposal for you that I think you'll find most interesting."
"I'm listening." The fire princess said.
Meanwhile back at the campsite, Tracer was doing a headcount of everyone who had been found so far.
"Let's see 1,2,3 … looks like Itachi has already managed to find 9 of us while Hawkeye has only found 6." Tracer said.
"That just leaves Vegeta and Azula." Cassie pointed out.
"Wait Beast Boy? I thought you disguised yourself as a fly. How did Itachi manages to find you?" Aqua asked.
"Let's just say that ninjas have pretty good ears." Beast Boy replied.
"That or flies make a lot of noise." Ryuga said.
"Hey! Last time I checked he managed to find you too!" Beast Boy said angrily.
"Well at least I managed to stay hidden longer then-" Ryuga said before being interrupted by Vegeta.
"CAN YOU BE QUITE! It's already bad enough that that Itachi kid managed to find me." Vegeta said as he came out of the forest.
"WHAT?! How on earth did he find you? Couldn't you sense that guy comming or something? Ryuga shouted.
"Hm. I don't think I'm obligated to answer your question boy." Vegeta responded.
*(Confession Seat)
"I got confused okay! At one point I sensed that ninja boy behind me and not two seconds later he appears in front of me! He must have used some sort of trick to find me!" Vegeta yelled angrily.
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"I simply used my Mangekyō Sharingan on certain people that I thought would be difficult to track down before the challenge started." Itachi said emotionlessly "I used it to change Vegeta's perspective on the forest, making it more complicated for him to track me down. As for the other contestants, I could easily track them down by seeing their Chakra with my Sharingan. They may not use any Chakra themselves but Chakra is present in every living creature. This makes it rather easy for me to track them down. I'll admit that Arcee was a little bit difficult to find though. She has Chakra in her, but it's much less than normal persons have. Properly because she's more machine then blood. Still, I managed to track her by simply following the tire marks that were running through the forest."
*(End Confession)
"Alright! That means Itachi only has to track down Azula now while Hawkeye still has to find Roman, Voldemort, Marinette and Saitama. Looks like we have this challenge in the bag." Crow boasted.
Itachi was making his way to the final person he had to find, but found it more interesting that Azula was currently having a little chat with Roman. Itachi decided to stay hidden for a while and listen in to the two their conversation.
"So what do you say princess?" Roman asked "Do we have a deal?"
"I suppose we do." Azula replied "Though I must ask who else you have already recruited."
"Come to the forest tonight and I'll make sure to introduce you." Roman said before suddenly Itachi jumped out of the bushes and ended the conversation.
"Looks like I found you Azula." Itachi stated.
"It would seem you have" Azula replied "Guess I'll start making my way back to the camp."
"Me and Roman shall accompany you. You were after all the last person I had to find." Itachi stated.
"Well that's too bad." Azula sighed "Well at least I survived the longest, so that counts for something."
"Seems you and Roman were having quite a conversation before I arrived. Mind telling me what it was about?" Itachi asked.
"Nothing you need to worry about. Now then, shall we go and tell the others what an excellent job you have done?" Roman said while leaning on Itachi's shoulder and leading him out of the forest while Azula stayed behind and followed.
Hawkeye had just found Marinette hiding behind a huge boulder.
"All right I'm on a roll! Only 3 more people to find and then this challenge is in the ba-" before Hawkeye that sentence however, an announcement came from Chris.
"And the challenge is over! Itachi has found every single member of the Blue Dragons! Red Devils, you may come out of hiding and Hawkeye, you may wanna stay hidden since there are a few people really mad at you right now … more specifically Vegeta."
"GOD DAMMIT HAWKEYE!" Vegeta yelled trough Chris his microphone.
"All right! Good job Itachi!" Marinette cheered.
"Oh come on!" Hawkeye complained.
Everyone was once again gathered at the campsite were the Red Devils were more than happy about their victory, while the Blue Dragons were more than disappointment at Hawkeye.
"Perfect man for the job, huh Hawkeye?" Cassie said mockingly.
"Yeah man. Not only did you not manage to find everyone in time, you were behind on Itachi by like 4 guys!" Natsu stated.
"3 all right! I still managed to find Marinette at the end!" Hawkeye said to defend himself.
"So? I'm still hawked that you lost." Sans said.
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"… Okay that was officially your worst pun yet!" Hawkeye yelled while Happy was laughing out loud. "Besides it's not my fault! Some of you guys got found by Itachi WAY to easy! I mean, Sticks was literally hiding in the first tree Itachi past! And Sans was just lying in a hole in the ground!"
"And whose fault was that?" Sans responded.
"Hey! I warned you what would happen if you kept making puns!" Ryuga yelled.
"Sorry, pal. Guess I didn't hole you." Sans replied.
…
"THAT'S IT!" Ryuga yelled before taking out his Beyblade and aiming at Sans while Happy was laughing. "JUST MAKE ONE MORE PUN! I DARE YOU!"
Sans just looked at Ryuga and said "So, guess you're done toying around."
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…
(Que explosion and Happy's laughter increasing)
"Okay that's enough." Chris said before looking into the giant hole that Sans was lying in "I'm obligated to ask if you are alright and I'm supposed to scold Ryuga about his anger issues but I think we all know you had it coming."
"Yeah I'm fine." The skeleton responded "I'm just dig-"
Chris looked dead palmed at Sans before Sans said "... Yeah okay, I'll stop now."
"Good. Now that the puns are over, let's review the challenge! Good job Itachi. You found every member of the Blue Dragons at a pretty impressive rate. Almost like you knew exactly were they were hiding." Chris said while Itachi simply looked emotionless.
"… you're no fun." Chris said disappointment he didn't get a reaction out of Itachi. "Anyways, like I said at the begging of this challenge, both Hawkeye and Itachi will not participate in the next challenge. However there is one little thing I forgot to mention."
"And that is?" Cassie asked.
"The 2 seekers on each team also gain immunity for tonight's vote off! Meaning that if the Red Devils lose they can't vote of Itachi and if the Blue Dragons lose they can't vote off Hawkeye." Chris said while there were some people who took the news well and others … didn't.
*(Confession Seat)
"Oh come on!" Cassie yelled "This was the perfect change to get rid of that guy!"
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"Phew! Dodged a bullet there." Hawkeye said in relief.
*(End Confession)
"Now it's time for the real challenge. Here's how it's gonna go. Hidden in Mount DragonFang and DevilSeat Scorch are two treasure chests. The Blue Dragons will have to find the one on Mount DragonFang while the Red Devils have to look for the one in DevilSeat Scorch. However, since the Red Devils won the 'Hide and Seek' challenge, they get an advantage. And that advantage is this!" Chris said before handing over a map to the Red Devils.
"See, both the mountain and the volcano have a series of old mining tunnels in them. The treasure chest is hidden in one of those tunnels. They're quite a lot of tunnels in those mountains so it's easy to get lost in them. But this map that the Red Devils have won will make it a lot easier for them to navigate through the tunnels." Chris said.
"Hey look! The map even says were our treasure chest is hidden!" Crow said.
"Wait! So we have to find a treasure chest that can be hidden anywhere in that mountain," Cassie said while pointing at the mountain. " and they just get a map saying were it is? This seems more than a little unfair."
"Hmm, actually this is probably the easiest challenge yet." Vegeta boasted. " With my speed, I can navigate all of those tunnels and find that treasure chest with no problem what's however."
Chris laughed to himself before saying "It's actually a lot more complicated than that Vegeta. Chef! Bring the boxes!"
Chef showed up while holding a Red and Blue colored Box.
"You remember these from the last challenge." Chris said as he started to grab names out of the boxes " See, these chest that are hidden in the mountain and volcano are rather special. They are equipped with fingerprint scanners and only the fingerprints of the persons I'm about to draw can open them. These persons will be the teams keys."
"So? I'll just carry however you draw to the chest myself!" Vegeta said.
"Can't to that I'm afraid. None of the keys fellow members may touch them during this challenge and the other team members must stay behind their key at all times. If even a single member steps in front of their key then they automatically lose the challenge! Oh and you're not allowed to move the treasure chest either." Chris explained.
"WHAT?! What kind of ridiculous rules are those!" Vegeta shouted.
"The writer properly didn't have much choice but to make those rules or else you would have won this challenge way to easily." Sticks replied.
"What does a writer have to do with th-" Vegeta asked before being interrupted by Chris.
"All right enough complaining. Now let's see who the keys are for this challenge!" Chris said before picking a name out of the Red and Blue boxes. "The key from the Blue Dragons is … Ryuga!"
"Hmm, fine by me." Ryuga said.
"I'm pretty you're not exactly our fastest member." Arcee stated.
"Stupid rules." Vegeta complained.
Chris looked at the other card and said "… And the key on the Red Devils team is … Homer Simpson!"
…
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!" yelled every member of the Red Devils.
"Are you kidding me! He's properly the slowest member on our team!" Usopp complained.
"Yeah! You might as well have picked sandwich over here." Roman said while pointing to Heavy.
"Yeah little man may as have picked Hea-Hey!" Heavy said realizing that Roman had just insulted him.
"Sorry, no re-draws. Oh by the way, the treasure chests are also sprayed with no-cheating spray, so you won't be able to use magic on them or smell them." Chris quickly added.
*(Confession Seat)
"OH COME ON!" complained Natsu (Split-screen) Beast Boy (Split-screen) Voldemort.
*(End Confession)
Chris took out his whistle before he said "All right enough explaining and complaining. Let the challenge begin!"
Chris blew his whistle and both teams started heading to their representing landscapes while Itachi and Hawkeye had to stay behind at the campsite. Both teams there keys run as fast as they could … though that proved more of a challenge then originally thought.
"Can't you run any faster!" Vegeta complained.
"Hey, I'm going as fast as I can, so stop complaining!" Ryuga shouted back.
"We don't have time for this." Cassie said "The other team has a map of the mines so they'll have no problem finding their treasure chest."
Azula looked at Cassie and said "Even though they have a map of the mines in the volcano, it's still gonna take them a while to get there since I seriously doubt that that Homer person can run fast."
"Oh come on. He can't be that slow" Beast Boy said.
Meanwhile, the Red Devils had reached the bottom mines of the volcano but already find themselves in a serious dilemma.
"(huff)(huff) I can't run anymore." Homer said while constantly breathing for air.
"But we haven't even entered the volcano yet!" Voldemort yelled.
"Yeah and I think were already behind on the other team." Usopp said.
"Cheez, we really were better off with Sandwich as our key." Roman complained while Heavy just looked angrily at him.
*(Confession Seat)
"Little man may have big mouth but does have point." Heavy said "Heavy may not be the fast but at least Heavy can keep his pace up."
*(End confession)
"At least try to make it to treasure chest." Athena said.
Homer took a few big breaths before saying "All right, (huff) I'll try."
Homer got up and ran inside of the volcano. Meanwhile, they Blue Dragons had already made it into the mines of the mountain. These mines were completely frozen over and ice crystals could be seen on the sealing.
"Di-Di-Did somebody forgot to clo-clo-close the fre-fre-freezer in here or something." said Beast Boy while constantly shaking because of the cold.
"Yo-you said it." Happy agreed.
"How on earth is it so cold in here! It has been su-sunny all day!" Cassie said.
"Indeed, yet it looks like this mountain is somehow producing its own cold." Aqua stated.
"Well I'm gonna try and at least get it a little wa-warmer." Beast Boy said before turning into a penguin to better stand the cold.
"Wi-Wish I could that right about now." Tracer said while her goggles were getting frozen over.
Azula was breathing fire onto her hands before saying "I don't like it here too much either. The cold is weakening my fire bending."
"I'm not that bothered by it." Arcee replied while driving through the caves. "It's certainly not warm in here but I've experienced worse cold then this."
"Ugh, you guys are really pathetic if you can't stand a little cold." Ryuga said.
"Wou-Wouldn't you be better of actually wearing your jacket instead of treating it like a cape?" Tracer asked.
Ryuga looked behind him before saying "Just tell me if you see the chest somewhere. There are properly more than a few caverns in here."
"Oh come on. How many can there possible be?" Cassie asked before entering an opening in the mountain that connected dozens of different caverns together.
*(Confession Seat)
"Me and my big mouth." Cassie said.
*(End Confession)
Meanwhile, the Red Devils were making their way through the mines until they also got to an opening with dozens of caverns connecting together. They could see the hole in the volcano as well as massive amount of lava beneath them.
"I know that I don't know this island very well yet, but I'm pretty sure that this is the last place on the island we wanna be!" Usopp complained.
"According to the map, were supposed to go into that tunnel and follow it all the way through." Sunset said while pointing to a tunnel at the other end of the volcano.
"(Huff)(Huff) Can I first take a little (huff) break?" Homer asked "It's much hotter now then a few (huff) minutes ago."
"Well we ARE in a VOLCANO!" Voldemort yelled.
" Sorry but I am (huff) really exhausted." Homer said before he suddenly stopped walking.
*(Confession Seat)
"I'm really starting to miss Springfield right about now." Homer stated "Right now, I'd already be back home after a long day of work. And it's pork night tonight!"
"Hmmm pork night. " Homer said before making his signature 'Homer wants food' noise.
*(End Confession)
"Come on pal, none of us wanna be in this volcano either but we gotta find that chest." Crow stated.
"(Cough) I (huff) can't (huff) go any (huff) further." Homer said while sweating like crazy.
"Well, guess this challenge is lost." Roman stated while looking at Homer breathing for air. "We would easily get to that treasure chest if we could just carry the guy there."
"But Chris said then none of us are allowed to touch him remember." Saitama replied.
"Fine, then I'll simply to this!" Voldemort said before pointing his wand at Homer. "Wingardium Leviosa!"
Suddenly, Homer was lifted off the ground and flew to whatever direction Voldemort pointed his wand to.
"Woohoo! I can fly!" Homer yelled.
"Wait. How is he doing that!" Usopp asked.
"With magic obviously." Roman replied.
Meanwhile, Hawkeye and Itachi were watching the scene unfold from a TV at the camp site.
"Uh, is that allowed?" Hawkeye asked Chris.
"Well I never said that they couldn't use magic on their key-member. I just said they couldn't touch them and that they had to stay behind them, which last time I checked their still doing."
"Men, you really need to pay more attention when writing your rules." Hawkeye said to Chris who just responded by giving Hawkeye a blank stare.
"Looks like the Red Devils are now in the lead." Chef said "Meanwhile the other team still hasn't figured out which cavern their supposed to take."
"Well I'm already save from elimination, so I guess I does not really matter to me anymore if my team wins or not." Hawkeye stated.
"Well I'm pretty sure our watchers still care. Will the Red Devils claim victory? Our will the Blue Dragons come out from behind and win it all? Find out after the break."
*(Que Break)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Ultimate Crossover!" Chris said while holding his hands in the air "As we speak, the Red Devils are making their way to their treasure chest while the Blue Dragons still haven't found theirs. Let's see how they are doing."
"Okay, I think it's … Oh come on!" Ryuga yelled as the Blue Dragons had made it back to center of the mountain … for the 5th time.
"Okay this is getting ridiculous!" Cassie yelled. "How are we ever gonna find that stupid treasure chest now!"
"Don't look at me. I'm just following him around." Natsu said before pointing at Ryuga.
"We were following the tunnel you pointed out!" Ryuga yelled.
"Grr this is a waste of my time. If I didn't had to stay behind this guy, I would have already found the treasure chest by now." Vegeta stated.
"Wait a minute." Sticks said before suddenly a lightbulb appeared over her head
"Aren't those tunnels now behind Ryuga?" Sticks said before pointing to the tunnels behind Ryuga.
"Yeah so?" Vegeta said.
"So wouldn't that mean that you can now go through those tunnels at full speed and you wouldn't be breaking Chris his rules since you are technically still behind Ryuga." Sticks said before the entire group suddenly went silent.
…
"That's … actually a very good idea." Cassie said.
"Yeah! Why didn't you guys think of that sooner!" Happy yelled.
"Hey, I didn't occur to you either you know!" Cassie said.
"I'm just impressed that Sticks was the one to come up with it." Natsu said.
*(Confession Seat)
"See, I can have good ideas too once in a while." Sticks said "I also have an idea to get rid of the abominable snowman that lives on this mountain but we won't encounter him until-."
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"NO-" the manager said before being interrupted by Sticks.
"No spoilers yeah yeah." Sticks says before hanging the phone up again.
*(End Confession)
"All right we've lost enough time arguing. Vegeta, go explore those tunnels and find the treasure chest. Ryuga, you stay right there and don't move." Azula said.
"Hey you're not the boss of m-" Ryuga said before being interrupted by Azula's death stare.
"… Fine." Ryuga said in defeat.
*(Confession Seat)
"Ordering me around like some pawn. Who does that girl think she is!" Ryuga shouted. "Ryuga answers to nobody but himself."
*(End Confession)
Vegeta went into the tunnels at top speed and returned not 2 seconds later.
"I found the chest. It's at the end of this tunnel." Vegeta said while pointing to one of the tunnels.
"Good. Now Ryuga, be a dear and run as fast as you ca-" Azula said before Ryuga interrupted her.
"Yeah yeah, I got it!" Ryuga said before running into the tunnel that Vegeta had pointed out.
Meanwhile, the Red Devils had reached the end of the tunnel and found a red colored chest standing against the wall.
"Looks like we made it." Saitama said.
"Good." Voldemort said before dropping Homer to the ground.
"DOH!" Homer yelled on impact "A little warning next time!"
"Just open the chest already!" Voldemort yelled.
"Alright fine." Homer said while running to the chest.
"… Hey Voldemort. I have a question." Crow said.
"And that question is." Voldemort said.
"Why didn't you just carry that guy like that at the beginning of this challenge?" Crow asked.
"… Because … reasons." Voldemort replied as he couldn't think up a good excuse.
The Blue Dragons made their way through the tunnel until they saw a Blue colored chest.
" There is the chest!" Natsu yelled.
"Good. Time to win this challenge." Ryuga said as he run at full speed to the Blue colored chest. Before he could touch it however, the chest opened on its own and revealed at TV with the text 'Sorry. You lose' on it.
"… OH COME ON!" Ryuga shouted "I was only like what, 3 seconds away from that chest!"
"I guess we really chest this challenge up huh?" Sans said before … well you know by now what happened next.
Meanwhile at DevilSeat Scrotch, Homer had managed to open the chest and inside was also a TV screen but this one read 'Congratulations. You win!'
"WOOHOO!" Homer yelled while putting his hands in the air.
"Alright!" Crow said.
"Good job guys … now can we please get out of this volcano already?" Usopp asked.
And right on que, an elevator door opened up inside of Mount DragonFang and DevilSeat Scorch.
"Uh, how did Chris manage to build a modern elevator in this mountain?" Cassie asked.
"Uh, how did Chris manage to build a modern elevator in this ACTIVE VOLCANO?!" Usopp asked.
*(Confession Seat)
"You know. I'm pretty sure that whatever these guys are getting paid , it's not enough." Sunset said.
*(End Confession)
Both teams were now gathered back at the campsite, were they reunited with their seekers.
"It was pretty creative of you to use your magic to carry Homer so he would get to the chest in time." Itachi said to Voldemort. "But why didn't you simply do that from the sta-"
"Not-One-Word!" Voldemort said as he interrupted Itachi.
"Men, you guys look like you have been stuck in a freezer or something." Hawkeye said.
"Geez, tha-thanks for noticing!" Cassie said.
"Well this has been fun, but the winners of today's challenge are the Red Devils!" Chris said before the Red Devils started cheering.
"Blue Dragons, I'll see you at the elimination podium tonight so good luck choosing who to vote off. Oh and remember that Hawkeye has immunity." Chris said before taking of on his scooter.
"So guys, who do you think we should send hole?" Sans asked while standing in the hole that Ryuga had made earlier.
…
Every member of the Blue Dragons started at one another while Happy was laughing.
"Everyone in favor of voting off Sans?" Ryuga asked.
"Aye!" all Blue Dragons said except for Happy.
The night has fallen and all Blue Dragon members are gathered at the elimination podium. Hawkeye, who has immunity, was already holding his blue marshmallow.
"Blue Dragons." Chris said while holding a bag of blue colored marshmallows. "Tonight will be your teams first vote off! I'm really curious to see who you guys decided should leave the conte-"
"Is this really necessary? We already know who's going home." Ryuga said.
"Yeah, we might as well already go to bed." Cassie said.
"No! We're doing this according to the book." Chris responded while grapping a blue marshmallow "The following members are safe … "
"Aqua"
"Cassie"
"Natsu and Happy"
"Azula"
"Beast Boy"
"Vegeta"
"Arcee"
"Tracer"
"Sticks"
Ryuga and Sans were the only ones remaining.
"Well looks like only Ryuga and Sans remain." Chris said while holding the last marshmallow. "Ryuga, you didn't manage to get to your chest in time which in turn cost your team to lose todays challenge. Sans … Do I even need to say anything."
Sans just lifted his shoulders.
"So anyway, this blue marshmallow goes to …"
…
…
…
…
…
…
"JUST GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY!" Ryuga shouted.
"(sigh) Fine." Chris said before throwing the marshmallow to Ryuga.
"Huh, so I'm out huh? Can't say I saw that coming." Sans said while pointing to his skeleton eye holes.
…
"Saw that co-" Sans said before being interrupted by Vegeta.
"We get it! Now can you please just leave already!" Vegeta shouted while Happy was laughing.
"Okay. But can I just say one last thing before you send me away." Sans asked Chris.
Chris thought for a minute before saying "As long as it's not another pun, then yes."
"Okay, then." Sans said before facing his former team members. "Well, guess it's been fun hanging out with you guys. Even though some of you had a bit of an anger management problem."
Vegeta and Ryuga simple grunted.
"What I wanted to say is, thanks and I hope you guys will keep having fun in this contest." Sans said before a portal opened up behind him and started pulling him in.
Sans was almost in the portal before saying "Oh and one last thing. You guys better play fair or else well … "
…
"You're gonna have a BAD TIME!" Sans said while his left eye was suddenly glowing blue for a second.
Sans got sucked into the portal and it closed, leaving more than a few Blue Dragon members feel a bit uncomfortable.
*(Confession Seat)
"Well that was ominous." Sticks said.
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"It's a bit of a shame Sans is gone." Happy said "That guy always managed to make everyone laugh."
"Yeah, and by everyone you mean yourself." Natsu said.
"Hey I know! I'll just try to come up with good jokes from now on." Happy stated.
"Go ahead. I doubt yours can be worse than his." Natsu said.
*(End Confession)
It's about midnight on TDUC Island but not everyone has gone to sleep yet. Somewhere inside the forest, a secret meeting between 3 bad guys is taking place.
"So she is our new ally?" Voldemort said "What good could she possible do."
"Easy. She's manipulative, knows how to play the game and can lie without any emotion whatsoever." Roman replied.
"I'll take those as compliments." The fire princess stated. "So, what shall we do know?"
"Nothing yet." Roman replied "Our alliance isn't complete yet. We should at least recruit 2 more people."
"And who did you have in mind." Voldemort stated.
"How about me?" a new voice coming out of the bushes said.
"Who's there?!" Voldemort said while taking out his wand.
"Looks like we have a spy in our midst." Azula said while creating some blue fire in her hands ready to attack.
"I prefer the term, ninja." the mysterious man said before coming out of the bushes.
"Ah, if it isn't ninja-boy." Roman said.
"What are you doing here." Voldemort said.
"I pride myself on always being one step ahead of my opponents. Did you really think you could from an alliance and I wouldn't notice?" the ninja said.
"True." Roman replied "But to be fair, I had figured from day one that if somebody would be able to discover our little alliance, it would be you."
"So what now?" Voldemort asked "We can't let him go now that he has figured out about our alliance. He will tell the others!"
"If he was going to do that, then I sincerely doubt he would simply have revealed himself like this." Roman answered "So why did you reveal yourself to us?"
"Simple. I have come to the conclusion that while I could simply tell the others about your alliance, I would actually gain a lot more by joining you instead." Itachi replied.
"So, you wanna join our alliance? Well I guess you're in luck then." Azula said "We were still looking for 2 more members."
"Guess now we will only need to look for one." Roman stated.
Voldemort looked at Azula and Roman and said "Sure that's a good idea? Who's to say that this guy won't simply betray us the first change he gets?"
"You're not saying that you think the guy is a match for you, do you?" Roman asked.
"Him? A match for me? Don't be ridiculous. No mere muggle can best me!" Voldemort stated.
"Then we have nothing to fear from him." Roman replied "Besides, if he was able to spy on us without any of us noticing then he would make for a fine informant."
"Hm, I get it. You wanna use this muggle to spy on the other contestants. That would give us a great advantage." Voldemort said.
"Then I guess we all agree. Welcome on board Itachi." Azula said.
"A wise decision." Itachi stated.
"Now we only need one more person to join our alliance. And I'm leaving that task up to you." Roman said while pointing at Azula. "After all, we now have 3 Red Devil members in our alliance but only one Blue Dragon. It makes sense that our last member should be from that team."
"You better be careful about who you chose." Voldemort said.
"Please, manipulating someone to do what I want is like a hobby of mine. You'll see." Azula said before heading out.
*(Confession Seat)
"I like this girl already." Roman said.
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"There are more than a few people on my team that I can easily persuade to join this alliance." Azula said "Once I've found someone suitable, it will be time to show these guys just how much trouble I can bring."
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"This alliance better prove worth my time." Voldemort said "But once we have gotten rid of all the other competitors, defeating my new allies will be child's play. And all the while they'll remain oblivious to my true intentions."
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"Better to join an enemy and spy on them from within then allowing them to go unchecked." Itachi said.
*(End Confession)
We switch over to the docks were Chris is standing.
"Well today sure was interesting. Sans is gone and so are his puns." Chris said happily "And an evil alliance is starting to come together. Who will their final member be? What are they going to do? And what kind of challenges shall we encounter next time? Find out on the next episode of Total Drama Ultimate Crossover!"
*(Que Credits)
And so ends another chapter of Total Drama Ultimate Crossover. We have our first eliminated Blue Dragon and it's Sans(Finally! I can stop writing puns!) as well as the reveal of 2 more evil alliance members.
I took quite a while longer to write this chapter since school is starting to take in more and more of my free time.
For my next chapter I have something special in mind that you guys can help me with. I want you guys to give me ideas for sport-type challenges like tennis or football or something like that, so go ahead and leave your suggestions along with your reviews.
This is MasterSaixus signing off.