Total Drama Ultimate Crossover
Chapter 5 : All-Sports
*(Disclaimer : I do not own Total Drama or any other franchises used in this fanfic.)
*(Recap of last episode)
"Last time on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover! The 2 teams faced off against one another in a classic 'hide and seek' challenge, as well as a not so classic 'Find a treasure chest inside of a freezing mountain and active volcano' challenge. The Red Devils claimed their first victory of the season and we had to say goodbye to a guy who I am defiantly not going to miss, Sans. Meanwhile, an evil alliance existing out of Roman, Voldemort, Azula and Itachi has come together and right now it's everyone's guess what their planning to do. Now it's time for the new episode and to answer some burning questions like what do these bad guys have in mind? Who will their final member be? And how much money did my manager waste this time? Find out right now on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover!"
*(Que Theme song)
We zoom in to TDUC Island where the sun has yet to come up when suddenly an announcement comes from Chris waking everybody up.
"Hello happy campers!" Chris said trough the loudspeakers "It's 6 in the morning and we have quite some challenges in store for you. So get up, go eat and get ready for a fun day … well for me at least."
"(Sigh) Did that guy just say it's only 6 in the morning?" Hawkeye said to his fellow team members. "Come on, the sun isn't even up yet!"
"Hmhmhmhm" Said Natsu who was still wearing his snore-mask.
"Natsu, get that mask of you face. We can't understand you otherwise." Hawkeye said to the dragon slayer.
Natsu removed his mask before saying "You think you didn't get enough sleep? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to sleep in this thing. And why are Beast Boy and me the only ones who have to were them?"
"Hmhm!" Beast Boy said before removing his snore-mask. "I mean, yeah why?"
"We have already told you guys enough times, if you haven't figure it out by now then I doubt you ever will." Ryuga stated.
"Well I slept pretty good." Happy stated. "In fact I slept like a cat!"
…
"… You don't get it?" Happy asked.
"I get it. It's just not funny." Hawkeye stated before jumping out of his bulk bed.
"Hmm, guess I need to work on my material." Happy stated. "Wait? Aren't we missing someone?"
"If you mean Sans, he got voted off last night remember?" Ryuga said almost happily.
"No, I mean … mm, what was his name again … Vegetable." Happy said before Beast Boy, Natsu and Hawkeye started to get a bit a grin on their faces.
"Okay first of all, that was a way better joke then your last one and second …. I guess Vegetable isn't here." Hawkeye said as he looked over to Vegeta's bed.
Meanwhile on top of Mount DragonFang, Vegeta was training by constantly shooting energy blast in the air and destroying some of the stones on the mountain.
*(Confession Seat)
"Just because I happen to be the strongest person on this island, doesn't mean I should slack down on my training." Vegeta said while crossing his arms. "The top of this mountain is extremely cold. It's no gravity control chamber but it is one of the best places on the island to hone my skills."
*(End Confession)
Vegeta was constantly blowing up some random rocks along the mountain until he suddenly saw something interesting.
"Hmm, well well well. What do we have here?" Vegeta said before picking up the object in question.
"Well hello there." Vegeta said. "This thing will certainly come in handy."
"Hello." A new voice said.
Vegeta was taken a little by surprise but managed to hide the object he had found behind his back before saying "Saitama. I thought I sensed you back at the campsite. How did you get up here so fast?"
"I jumped." Saitama responded.
"… You jumped?" Vegeta asked in confusing "Okay, impressive I admit. Now why are you interrupting my training?"
"Everybody is already gathered at the cantina but you were still missing. So I decided to simply go and get you." Saitama responded.
"And how exactly were able to find me?" Vegeta asked.
"I just looked around for a minute and noticed constant flashes on the mountain." Saitama said. "Figured that was you."
"Okay okay I get it." Vegeta said. "I didn't think Chris had already woken everyone up. I didn't hear the announcement from up here. Not to mention that the sun hasn't even gone up yet."
"Well you better get to the cantina before there is no more food left." Saitama said before leaping down the mountain.
*(Confession Seat)
"Hmm food, yeah right!" Vegeta said mockingly "Even I can cook way better than that poor excuse for a chef. I sincerely hope that he never has to cook for Beerus the Destroyer or else we can kiss this planet goodbye … as well as this entire solar-system … and the ones next to it."
*(End Confession)
Meanwhile at the cantina.
"This is the worst egg I have ever eaten!" an angry Hawkeye shouted "Seriously, I am impressed by how much you managed to screw up this breakfast!"
"Yeah! Whatever happened to those croissants you made yesterday?" Crow asked. "Now those were actually good."
"Just be quiet and eat already!" Chef shouted.
*(Confession Seat)
"Maybe I should have gone to Chef's kitchen last night and make something for breakfast." Marinette said "I really don't think that anyone here can stand Chef's food … including me."
"But we can't simply sneak in every night." Tikki stated "You do that and you'll be found by Chef for sure."
"I know but there has to be something better to eat then … whatever Chef makes." Marinette responded.
*(End Confession)
"Hey! Where is the Duff around here?" Homer asked.
"I already told you, we don't have beer on this island!" Chef yelled as it was already the 10th time Homer had asked that question.
"But I haven't had a drop of alcohol since I left Springfield!" Homer complained "You don't wanna know what happens when I have to do without beer for too long."
"Yeah well sucks to be you." Chef responded.
"Why you … " Homer said while shaking his fist to Chef.
"Calm down there buddy." Crow said. "Besides, it's barely 7 in the morning. Is that really a good time to start drinking?"
"It's always a good time to start drinking!" Homer responded.
"Aw man!" Beast Boy complained. "Is there anything in here that's actually worth eating?"
"Well this burning bread is pretty good." Natsu said as he was eating the flames from a bread that was on fire.
"… I'll think I pass." Beast Boy said while Azula was watching them from her seat.
*(Confession Seat)
"How am I supposed to find a good last member for my alliance when most people on my team are such … idiots." Azula stated.
*(End Confession)
Chris Mclean enters the cantina while wearing a blue training suit.
"Hey their competitors. Are you ready for today's challenge?" Chris said.
Most competitors nodded no.
"Great! Hope you had a great breakfast cause today you're really gonna need all the energy you can get." Chris said before suddenly Vegeta and Saitama arrive.
"Ah. Looks like we have a few latecomers today." Chris said. "Sorry guys, no breakfast for you."
Saitama and Vegeta looked over to the food before saying "…We're fine with that."
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!" an angry Chef yelled.
"Alright, if were all done picking on Chef (Never!) then I would like to get today's challenge started so everyone follow me." Chris said as he ran toward the campsite while the others followed.
*(Confession Seat)
"I wonder what we're going to do today." Usopp said "Hopefully something I am good at like sharpshooting or something … of course knowing my luck we'll properly end up having to swim with sharks."
*(End Confession)
They arrive at the campsite and Chris was sweating like crazy.
"(huff)(huff) Should have taken the scooter." Chris says before Chef showed up on a scooter.
"Why are you wearing that training suit anyway?" Athena asked.
"To keep up with today's theme of the episode." Chris responded.
"And what theme is that?" Cassie asked.
"For the sport-type challenges where gonna have to do today, duh." Sticks replied.
"That is correct … wait. How did you know what kind of challenges were going to do today?" Chris asked.
"I read MasterSaixus his end message at chapter 4 of course, duh." Sticks replied.
"… Okay you know what never mind." Chris said "As Sticks so bluntly stated, today you guys are going to face against one another in 5 different kinds of sports suggested by the watchers of this show."
"You mean readers." Sticks stated.
"Whatever. Now the rules are very simple. Each game will put 5 members of the Blue Dragons against 5 members of the Red Devils! These members get chosen randomly by me and our good friends, blue colored box an red colored box!" Chris said as Chef put the 2 boxes in front of Chris.
"Okay, this is already the 3rd time in a row that you decided to use those boxes." Hawkeye stated. "How many times are you gonna use those?"
"As many times as I want." Chris responded. "Now when you win a challenge your team will receive one point. Since we have 5 sports planned for today, the first team that wins 3 points will win the challenge, while the losers will have to vote someone off to go to the Loser Dimension. Any question?"
None of the competitors had any questions.
"Good. Then let us begin the first challenge!" Chris said before opening up an envelloppe "This challenge was suggested to us by someone named 'TheMasterKat', and the challenge she suggested is archery."
*(Confession Seat)
"Archery? Really?" Hawkeye said "I'll win this challenge with my eyes closed."
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"I'm actually more used to using a slingshot then a bow and arrow, but this is defiantly a challenge I don't see myself failing at!" Usopp said full of confidence.
*(End Confession)
"Now let's see which ones of you are going to do this challenge." Chris said before grapping some papers from the blue box. "The Blue Dragons are going to be represented in this challenge by … "
"Hawkeye!"
"Sweet!" Hawkeye replied.
"Tracer!"
"Fine by me luv." Tracer replied.
"Sticks!"
"Okay." Sticks replied.
"Cassie!"
"Sure." Cassie replied.
"And Vegeta!"
"Hm." Vegeta mumbled
*(Confession Seat)
"Archery? You seriously call that a sport? There had better be some kind of fighting sport in this challenge or else!" Vegeta yelled.
*(End Confession)
Chris started to grapple names out of the red-colored box before saying "And the Red Devils are going to be represented by …"
"Usopp!"
"Awesome!" Usopp replied.
"Itachi!"
"Fine then." Itachi replied.
"Roman!"
"Well this won't take long." Roman replied.
"Sunset Shimmer!"
"Uh okay." Sunset replied.
"And Homer Simpson!"
"D'OH!" Homer replied before a few of the Red Devils started staring at him.
*(Confession Seat)
"I'm no good at sports!" Homer said " I mean. I know I have been a boxer, a mountain climber, an acrobat … but still!"
*(End Confession)
"Chef! Bring out the targets!" Chris said before Chef showed up holding 2 classic looking archery targets filled with hay.
"It's pretty simple really. Everyone gets to make one shot using this bow and arrow." Chris said while holding a bow and arrow. "If you hit the target in the middle then you will gain 10 points! Don't shoot the target in the middle and you can still score points depending on how close you shot to the middle. Miss the target completely and you won't receive any point at all. Whichever team makes the most points, wins the challenge! Any questions?"
"Yeah! Can I just use my own bow and arrow?" Hawkeye asked.
"Nope. You gotta use the one that has been given to you." Chris replied.
"Oh well. Still gonna score anyway." Hawkeye replied.
"Well then, time to prove it. The Blue dragons can shoot first!" Chris said.
"Alright guys. Watch and learn." Hawkeye said before taking aim at the target. He let go and the arrow flew straight into the middle of the target.
"That's 10 points for the Blue Dragons! Quite impressive." Chris said. "Next up is Tracer."
Tracer took the bow and took aim at the target. When she let go, she managed to hit the target but not completely in the middle.
"And Tracer scores 8 points for her team. The Blue Dragons now have 18 points!" Chris said.
*(Confession Seat)
"Oh bollocks!" Tracer said "Hanzo would have certainly managed to get a 10 on this."
*(End Confession)
"Up next is Sticks!" Chris said before handing a bow and arrow to Sticks.
"This will be easy." Sticks said as she took aim at the target. When she let go however, the arrow flew past the target and into the jungle.
"AAAAAAAAH! MY LEG!"
… And right into the leg of one of the internees that was filming the challenge from within the forest.
Everybody looked at Sticks before Chris said "Sorry Sticks. Hitting the internee, though funny, does not give you any points! The Blue Dragons remain at 18 points."
*(Confession Seat)
"I don't know what everyone is complaining about. I got one of the spies, didn't I?" Sticks said.
*(End Confession)
Up next was Cassie, who was ready to make up for her teammates less than perfect performance. She shoot the arrow at the target but missed the middle by a few centimeters.
"And Cassie manages to score 9 points! The score is now 27!" Chris announced.
"Well better then nothing." Cassie stated.
"Our final archer of the Blue Dragons team is Vegeta! Let's see how-" Chris said before being interrupted by the sound of an arrow going right past him. Not only did the arrow hit the center of the target. It went straight thought it and proceeded to keep going until it completely flew off the island and was never seen again.
"… Well, the bad news is, we've lost an arrow. Good news is … "Chris said before looking at the target "Vegeta scores 10 points for his team! The end score is 37 points for the Blue Dragons!"
The Blue Dragons started sheering for Vegeta.
"Oh please, that wasn't even a challenge." Vegeta said before returning to his group. He was getting a rather suspicious stare from Azula.
*(Confession Seat)
"Good to see not everyone on this team is a dimwit." Azula said while folding her arms " Vegeta might make for a good addition to my alliance. Problem is that Vegeta is starting to seem a little bit too powerful for his own good. If I put him in my alliance, then I'll still have to face him later. There are already plenty of powerful guys in my alliance so I'm gonna hold off on Vegeta for now."
*(End confession)
"37 is surely a nice score, but it certainly isn't unbeatable." Chris said "Red Devils! You're up. Starting with Usopp!"
Usopp took the bow in his hand and proceeded to inspected it thoroughly while saying "Alright … I see … taking the wind into consideration … I should be able to-"
"Hey longnose!" Hawkeye yelled "Any time today please!"
"Hey be quiet! A true sharpshooter always makes sure to inspect his weapon before using it!" Usopp yelled.
"Well I'm the best sharpshooter around and it only took me a second to figure out! Now just shoot already!" Hawkeye said while getting impatient.
"Alright fine." Usopp said before taking aim at the target "Ordinary bow : Perfect shot!"
Usopp let the arrow go and it flew straight into the middle of the target without any problems whatsoever.
"And Usopp starts off his teams archery challenge with 10 points! Impressive." Chris said.
"Haha, any complains now tough guy!" Usopp said to Hawkeye.
"Yeah! Did you really have to name your sho-" Hawkeye said before interrupted by Chris.
"As fun as it is to see the two of you argue, it's time for Itachi to take his shot!" Chris said. "Let's see how well he does."
Itachi took the shot and just like with Usopp, it landed straight into the middle of the target.
"And Itachi also scores 10 points! The Red Devils now have 20 points! Let's see if they can keep it up with Roman.
Roman took the bow and just like his 2 teammates, he managed to hit the target straight in the middle.
"And he does! The Red Devils now have 30 points! Their still behind on the Blue Dragons but with 2 shooters remaining, it doesn't look good for them." Chris said while some of the Blue Dragon members started to get nervous.
"Each of them has managed to score 10 points so far!" Aqua stated "If Sunset manages to score an 8 now then they will have won!"
"Hang on a minute." Cassie said "Chris, what exactly happens if they end up with the same score as us?"
"Then one of the shooters from each team will simply take an extra shot! We will continue doing this until the scores aren't equal anymore." Chris said "Now Sunset. Your turn!"
"Well alright then." Sunset said before picking up the bow and taking aim at the target. She let go and the arrow managed to hit the target but she was quite a ways off from the middle.
"And Sunset scores 6 points for her team. " Chris said "Not that impressive but still not the worst we have seen today."
Every member of the Blue Dragons was staring at Sticks.
"… What?" Sticks asked.
*(Confession Seat)
"(sigh) Bet Applejack or Rainbow Dash wouldn't have had any problem hitting their target in the middle." Sunset stated.
*(End Confession)
"The Red Devils now have 36 points while the Blue Dragons have 37." Chris said "But the Red Devils still have one shooter left. If he manages to score a 2 or more, then the Red Devils will have won the challenge. And that last archer is Homer Simpson!"
Homer gulped for a second before taking up the bow and arrow.
*(Confession Seat)
"Oooow, even I don't see this ending well." Homer complained.
*(End Confession)
"Come on Homer! You can do it!" Usopp sheered.
"Yeah! You only need to score 2 points! That can't be that hard." Crow said.
"Or even just a one so we can still make up for it with the extra shots!" Athena said.
"JUST. DON'T .MISS!" Voldemort yelled.
Getting support from (most) of Homers team members, he took a big breath and took aim at the target. Everybody was staring in anticipation of Homer's shot. He let go of the arrow and in good old slow-motion style it made his way to the target till the arrow collided in the middle of it!
…
If the target had been Chef's butt.
"AAAAAAA (Censored word) AAAAAAA (Censored word) AAAAAA (Censored word) AAAAAA (Censored Word) AAAAAAAAAH" Chef yelled causing every animal in the forest to run for their lives.
"… Well you may not have hit the target but I am pretty sure that you managed to make to most hilarious shot." Chris said "Therefor, I am giving you 10 points!"
"WOOHOO!" Homer yelled while putting his hands in the air.
"Haha, just kidding. You get a zero." Chris said.
"D'OH!" Homer yelled.
"And that's the end of the archery challenge!" Chris said while Chef was still running and screaming. "The Red Devils managed to get a total score of 36 points! But with just 1 more, the Blue Dragons win the Archery challenge!"
The Blue Dragons started sheering while more than a few Red Devils looked disappointed at Homer.
"Nice going baldy." Roman said.
"Huh? What do you mean? I wasn't even in this challenge." Saitama said.
Roman looked at Saitama and said "No, not you. I meant the fatter baldy."
"Heavy wasn't in this challenge either." Heavy replied.
Roman face palmed himself before saying "Oh for the love of- I meant the bald guy with the unusual skin color!"
"Hmm? You said something?" Voldemort asked.
"Ugh, I gave up." Roman said while robbing his eyes.
Chris went to the chalkboard and gave a point to the Blue Dragons.
"Alright. With the first challenge out of the way, it's time for the second one. Chef! Give me the next letter please?" Chris said before Chef showed up while holding an arrow in his hand. He threw the arrow to the ground and then handed over an enveloppe to Chris.
Chris opened the enveloppe before saying "The next challenge will be bowling, as suggested by a Guest. … Hang on, does bowling count as a sport?"
Chef just raised his shoulders before nodding that he had no idea.
Chris looked back at the letter and said "Well, the manager chose this challenge so it counts. Now let's see which 5 members from each team will compete in this challenge!"
Chris started picking 5 names out of the blue box before saying "The challengers from the Blue Dragons are … "
"Beast Boy!"
"All right!" Beast Boy cheered.
"Natsu!"
"Oh yeah! Time to show what we can do, right Happy?" Natsu asked his flying friend.
"Aye sir!" Happy replied.
"Aqua!"
"Oh, okay." Aqua replied.
"Ryuga!"
"Seriously? This won't take long." Ryuga replied.
"And finally Arcee!"
"Fine by me." The autobot replied.
"Great. We have to take on the giant robot in a game of bowling … does anyone else find this a little bit unfair?" Marinette stated.
"Oh stop complaining and let me see who their opponents will be." Chris replied before grapping 5 names out of the Red Box. "And their opponents will be …"
"Usopp!"
"Wait. I get to go two times in a row?" Usopp asked before Chris nodded "Well aren't I lucky."
"Athena!"
Athena punched her hands into each other before saying "Let's do this."
"Voldemort!"
"Hm." The Dark wizard nodded.
"Crow!"
"All right! I'll show those guys what I can do!" Crow replied.
"And finally …
…
… Homer Simpson."
Every one of the Red Devils stared at Homer before he said "Now before you guys say anything, just now that this is something I can actually do."
"So where exactly are we going to bowl anyway?" Ryuga asked.
"Right here." Chris replied before grapping his walkie-talkie and saying "Bring it down boys!"
Suddenly, 2 helicopters showed up carrying a huge bowling-court which was attached to the 2 helicopters with several metal courts. They put the bowling-court down on the ground. The bowling-court in question had 2 different lanes.
"… And how much did that thing cost?" Hawkeye asked.
"Let's just say that it is rented so please try not to break it." Chris said.
"No promises." Natsu replied.
"NATSU!" Chris yelled.
"All right, fine. I'll try." Natsu said in defeat.
"Good" Chris said "Now allow me to explain the rules of this challenge. The scoring system is the same as in the last challenge. Only instead of shooting at a target with arrows, you gotta hit those 10 pins on the lanes. Each pin is worth one point and the team that manages to hit the most pins wins! Now let's get started. The Blue Dragons will begin with their first bowler, Beast Boy!"
"All right!" a confident Beast Boy said "Now just stand back and watch how a pro handles this."
"Good luck Beast Boy." Aqua said.
"Show those pins who's boss!" Sticks yelled.
Beast Boy took a blue bowling ball before saying "Time to get my ape on!"
Beast Boy turned himself into a gorilla so big that he could fit the entire bowling ball in his hand. He took a step back and then ran as fast he could before letting go of the bowling ball. The bowling ball struck the bowling pins with great force. Despite that, 2 of the pins were still standing straight.
"And Beast Boy scores 8 points for his team! Not a bad start." Chris said "All right, next up is Natsu Dragne-"
"Hey wait a minute." Crow interrupted "Don't you usually get to throw 2 balls during bowling?"
Chris looked at Crow and said "Normally yes, but for this game everyone only gets one throw. Also if somebody manages to get a strike then that will only count as 10 points and the points being thrown afterword will not get doubled like in a normal game as well."
"Any reason why where playing bowling without following any of the rules?" Hawkeye asked.
"I don't know. Ask the manager!" Chris said while getting impatient "Now go pick up one of the balls Natsu."
"Finally!" Natsu said before picking up another blue-colored bowling ball "Time to show those pins who's boss!"
Natsu took a step back before running with the bowling ball in hand. While he was running however, his hand suddenly caught fire which in turn also put the blowing ball on fire.
"Fire Dragon : Bowling Fire!" Natsu yelled before letting go of the bowling ball. The burning bowling ball stroke the bowling pins, causing them all to be set ablaze until only ash remained.
"Oh yeah! That's a strike for me." Natsu said while Chris was watching at the bowling lane that now had a huge burn trail on it as well as burning bowling pins.
"… Natsu." Chris said.
"Yeah?" Natsu asked.
"Didn't I tell you just 5 minutes ago NOT TO DAMAGE THE BOWLING LANE?!" Chris yelled.
"I said I would try, not that I wouldn't do it." Natsu replied.
Chris was frowning in frustration before saying "You know what? Forget it. I'm gonna call the insurance company again. Maybe I can just play this off as a fire accident. Meanwhile the Blue Dragons score 10 points bringing their total up to 18. Up next is Aqua, and since the first lane is pretty much unusable now, you'll simply have to ball on the other one."
"Very well then." Aqua said before picking up another blue colored bowling ball. She threw the ball at the pins and managed to get 7 of them to fall.
Chris was currently not available since he was calling the insurance company so Chef covered for him "Aqua scores 7 points for her team, so they now have 25 points. Ryuga is up next."
"Whoa, a 7. Real impressive." Ryuga said mocking Aqua.
*(Confession Seat)
"Considering that I have never bowled before in my life, I'd say a 7 is pretty good." Aqua stated.
*(End Confession)
Ryuga took a blue colored bowling ball and threw it at the pins. He managed to hit the pins right in the middle but one pin hadn't fallen yet though it was constantly shaking.
"Come on. Fall already!" Ryuga yelled at the bowling pin.
The bowling pin however stopped shaking and was still standing straight.
"(growl) Stupid game." Ryuga said frustrated.
"Ryuga scores 9 points, bringing the Blue Dragons their total up to 34." Chef stated "It's time for the last Blue Dragon to make her throw and that is Arcee."
Arcee transformed into her robot-form and then took one of the bowling balls from the lane. She threw it straight at the bowling pins, causing them all the fall over. She threw the ball so hard however that it made a hole in the lane.
"All right I'm back. Now how is it going he-" Chris said before seeing a hole in the bowling-lane.
"… All right, somebody fix that hole up while I call the insurance company again." Chris said before taking out his cellphone again.
Some internees came along and quickly fixed the hole with some planks.
"And that's another strike for the Blue Dragons." Chef stated "Their total score is 44."
"Of course the giant robot would throw a strike." Roman complained.
"Hey, good job Arcee." Aqua said.
"Thanks." Arcee said before turning back into a motorcycle.
*(Confession Tree)
"Compared to fighting Decepticons, this game was nothing." Arcee said.
*(End Confession)
"Yes, I know damaged equipment should be paid back by the one who rented it but thanks to that stupid contract I signed I … Yes I read it before is singed it! … Okay maybe not, but can't you just … ugh, forget it." Chris said before hanging up his phone while the internees were finished repairing the hole in the lane, tough it was still quite obvious that a bowling ball broke through it.
"All right Red Devils. It's your turn to bowl, starting with Usopp." Chris said.
"All right guys, now watch a pro in acti-" Usopp said before picking up a red colored bowling ball that was apparently a little bit too heavy for him.
"(grunt) How much does this thing weigh?!" Usopp said while struggling to hold the bowling ball.
"Not more than an ordinary bowling ball, so stop complaining and throw it already." Chris said while getting impatient.
Usopp took a step back before throwing the ball at the bowling pins. Despite Usopp's struggling with the balls weight, he managed to throw a perfect strike.
"And the Red Devils are off to a good start of 10 points." Chris said.
"All right! Good job Usopp." Crow complemented.
"Hehe, no problem." Usopp replied while robbing his head.
*(Confession Seat)
"Oh please, I would have thrown a strike too if I had been in that challenge." Hawkeye said.
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"And then to think I was worried at the beginning of this challenge." Usopp stated "So far I have not failed at any challenge Chris gave me. … I mean, not that I thought otherwise or something."
*(End Confession)
"Athena. Let's see if you can equal your teammate's score." Chris said.
Athena picked up the bowling ball before throwing it at the bowling pins. Unfortunately for her, 3 stubborn pins refused to fall down.
"And Athena scores 7 points for her team." Chris stated.
"(sigh) Well that could have gone better." Athena said in disappointment.
"The Red Devils now have 17 points. Up next is Voldie the wizard." Chris stated earning him an angry look from the dark wizard.
"Step aside muggle. I'll show you all how it's done." Voldemort said before shoving Athena out of the way.
"Hm, jerk." Athena said before going back to her teammates.
Voldemort picked the red-colored bowling ball and threw it. For a second it appeared that the bowling ball would fall off the lane and the Red Devils wouldn't score a single point, but then the bowling ball suddenly changed its course drastically and hit the pins right in the middle. Not a single one of them was left standing.
"(Wistle noise) Now that's what I call an effect ball. Voldemort gets a strike and earns his team 10 points! Bringing the total score of the Red Devils to 27!" Chris said.
"Now hang on just a minute!" Hawkeye complained " He clearly cheated! There's no way that that bowling ball would have made such a drastic turn on its own."
"I agree." Cassie stated "He clearly used magic or something to guide that ball into the pins!"
Voldemort looked at the accusers and said "Please, as if I need the use magic to win a game as simple as this."
*(Confession Seat)
"Having said that, you know what they say. Better save then sorry." The dark wizard stated.
*(End Confession)
Chris dismissed the complains from the Blue Dragons before saying "Time to see how our orange-haired tough guy handles this challenges.
Roman looked at Chris before slowly pointing to himself.
Chris face palmed before saying "I meant the other tough guy with orange hair."
"Oh." Crow said before stepping forward "You know Chris, you need to work more on your descriptions."
*(Confession Seat)
"Yeah, because orange is DEFIANTLY a hair color you see every day. " Chris stated "I mean come on, the only other persons I know that have orange-colored hair are Izzy, Harold, Scott, Rodney, Scarlett … okay point taken."
*(End Confession)
Crow took a red colored bowling ball before taking a step back. He then threw the bowling ball at the pins but the one on the far left and the one on the far right didn't fall.
"And Crow scores 8 points for his team!" Chris stated "The Red Devils now have 35 points! The Blue Dragons have 44, meaning that if their next bowler throws a 9 they'll have to throw again. But if he throws a strike then the Red Devils win! Anything lower than a 9 and they lose the challenge. And all the hope of their victory once again depends on Homer Simpson."
The Blue Dragons were confident about their win while the Red Devils were getting more than a little worried.
"Okay guys, good game." Roman said "Next challenge please."
"Agreed." Voldemort stated.
"Hey! At least let me throw the ball before we start giving up." Homer said.
"Yeah. We can at least give the guy a change." Athena said.
"Fine fine." Roman gave in "Just make it quick alright."
Homer took a Red Colored bowling ball before he started to slowly take some steps backward. Once he was in position, he ran towards the bowling-lane and stopped just short of the line. He let go of the bowling ball and it made its way to the pins in slow-motion (because everything is more exiting when done in slow-motion). Both teams were watching the ball carefully. It suddenly started going right but then Homer pretended that he was holding the ball and moved it back to the middle of the lane, which surprisingly worked. The bowling ball made contact with the pins and went straight through them. Not a single pin was left standing.
"And Strike for Homer Simpson!" Chris shouted "The Blue Dragons had managed to get a good score of 44 points, but with this strike the Red Devils now have a total of 45 points! The bowling challenge goes to the Red Devils!"
"WOOHOO!" Yelled Homer while most of his team were cheering in celebration.
"All right!" Crow yelled.
"Good job Homer!" Athena said.
Roman looked at Homer before saying "Unexpected … but certainly not unpleasant."
*(Confession Seat)
"I told those guys I wouldn't fail at this challenge." Homer stated "I mean come on, you are looking at one of the few persons in Amerika that has ever managed to get a perfect score of 300 at bowling!"
*(End Confession)
Chris gave the Red Devils a point on the chalkboard before saying "The score is currently 1 to 1. But we still have 3 sports to play so let's see what's next."
Chef gave Chris another envelop which he opened up before saying "Our next challenge will be … hockey! Suggested by Dr. Boom"
Chris then went to the Blue-and Red colored boxes before saying "And this challenge will be played by Blue Dragon members …"
"Hawkeye!"
"No prob." Hawkeye said confidently.
"Natsu!"
"All right! I get to burn some more!" Natsu yelled excited before getting an angry stare from Chris.
"… Azula!"
"Hm, sounds like it is my turn to burn something." The fire princess said creepy before also getting an angry stair from Chris.
"… Ryuga!"
"(growl) let's just get this over with." Ryuga said unamused.
"And finally Tracer!"
"Great!" Tracer said exited.
Chris started drawing papers out of the Red Box before saying "And your opponents will be …"
"Heavy!"
"Yes!" Heavy yelled excitedly.
"Crow!"
"All right!" Crow said excitedly.
"Marinette!"
"Finally. Time to show them what we can do Tikki." Marinette said to her Kwami who nodded in agreement.
"Saitama!"
"… Ok." Saitama said expressionless.
"And finally Roman!"
"Fine by me." the gangster nodded.
"Hey wait a minute!" Marinette said "Exactly what kind of Hockey are we going to play? Like street-hockey or …"
Chris looked at Marinette before saying "Well, Dr. Boom never stated what kind of hockey-game we were supposed to play, so were just gonna play good old ice-hockey."
Marinette looked at Chris before saying "And how exactly are we going to play ice-hockey on a tropical island."
Chris pointed to Mount DragonFang before Marinette replied "Are you saying that inside that frozen mountain there is exacly a-"
We now to a quick time-jump and end up somewhere at the bottom of Mount DragonFang. There was a huge open room with an ice-hockey arena in it, complete with goals, electronic scoreboard and a gallery for the supporters.
"… of course there is." Marinette sighted.
Sunset looked at the ice-hockey arena before looking at Chris and saying "How did you manage to build this down here?"
"Internees." Chris replied.
"… Huh? And exactly how much did it cost to get all this down here." Sunset asked.
Chris replied by writing something on a piece of paper and then showed it to Sunset who was simply stunned at the ridiculous amount of money that was written on the paper.
*(Confession Seat)
"With the amount of money this show wastes, I'm surprised they still have a million dollars to give to the winner." Sunset stated.
*(End Confession)
"Enough admiring the waste of pay-checks. Everyone who's competing in this challenge, put on your hockey uniforms." Chris said before pointing to some uniforms. Some were blue colored hockey-uniform with the insignia of the Blue Dragons on them while the others were red-colored hockey-uniforms with the insignia of the Red Devils on them. "Everyone else to the gallery."
The not-competing competitors made their way to the gallery while the others were checking out their new uniforms.
"… Do I seriously need to wear this?" Azula asked.
"Heavy not sure this is his size." Heavy stated.
"I don't think any of these are my size." Marinette stated.
"Mine is on fire." Natsu stated.
"Mine to." Happy stated.
Azula quickly put a small fire on her uniform before saying "Well look at that. Mine is also on fire."
"Oh for the love of-" Chris complained "Just put on the helmets, ice-skates and the elbow and knee protectors."
Everyone threw the uniforms away and only put on the most necessary equipment.
"Okay, is it al-always so cold in here?" Hawkeye asked while putting on a blue-colored hockey-helmet.
"Told you." Cassie yelled at Hawkeye from the gallery.
"(growl) Know it all." Hawkeye complained before a question game to mind. "So what exactly are we allowed to do and what not?"
"Hm?" Chris asked.
"You know. Am I allowed to shoot with my arrows and is Marinette allowed to use her superpowers. Those sort of things." Hawkeye explained.
"Well uh …" Chris said before realizing he didn't really make any rules like that for this game. "Okay here are the rules. You guys are not allowed to us any of your special tools during the game, that means Hawkeye can't use his bow, Ryuga can't use his Beyblade, Tracer can't use her guns, Heavy can't use his minigun and Roman can't use his cane. You guys are however allowed to use any other abilities you guys may have during this contest, the only exception being fire."
"Well that's a stupid rule." Natsu complained while he and Azula just stared angrily at Chris.
"Look, I am not gonna let you guys melt this place to the ground. So NO FIRE!" Chris yelled "Finally, both Marinette and Natsu are allowed to use all the abilities of their partners, meaning Natsu may fly during the game and Marinette can transform. But Marinette can't use her yoyo."
"Good enough for me. Tikki, Spots on!" Marinette said before Tikki went into her earring and she transformed into Ladybug.
"Good. Now here are the basic rules of the game. Each team will pick one member to guard their goals. The goalkeepers are the only ones who are allowed to touch the pucks with their hands. They have to wear those special hockey-gloves though." Chris said before pointing to 2 sets of hockey-gloves. "Each team will also pick one member that has to stand in the middle of the playing field and try to get the puck before the other team does. The goal of the game is to score in the goals that the goalkeepers guard. If the goalkeeper manages to stop the puck, then he has to throw it back to one of his teammates. If the puck does end up in the goal, then your team gets a point. The first side that manages to make 5 goals wins! Any questions?"
Hawkeye put up his hand before Chris said "And no, I did not just make those rules up. Now pick up those hockey-sticks and get on the field already!"
Both the Blue Dragons and Red Devils picked up their sticks and made their way to the ice. It was however quite clear that some were having more trouble with their ice-skates then others.
"Wow, easy does it." Crow said as he was trying not to fall over.
"These shoes not made for Heavy's feet." Heavy said while also trying not to fall over.
"Oh please, this is hardly difficult." Roman said while Saitama was skating behind him.
"Yeah, it's quite easy once you get used to it." Ladybug said before spinning around like a professional skater.
"Well at least the other team doesn't seem to be doing much better than us." Crow stated.
Natsu was trying his best to skate on his ice-skates. Unfortunately, the rules of motion also implies to ice-skating.
"I-I don't feel so go-good." Natsu said before he fell on the ice suddenly making him feel much better "Hey, it's gone! Maybe now I can-"
Natsu got back on his feet, only to experience the entire process again. "Stupi-Stupid motion sickness."
"Just let the cat fly you around!" Ryuga shouted before Natsu fell on the ground again.
"Oh right." Natsu responded "Hey Happy! A little help here."
"Aye sir." Happy responded before flying to Natsu.
"All right teams." Chris said while sitting at what looked like an announcement table. "Pick your goalkeepers so we can start this game already."
"Who should guard goal?" Heavy asked before being stared at by every member on his team "… What?"
*(Confession Seat)
"Heavy is perfect for the job." Crow said "He can block any shot that goes towards the goal without even trying to block it."
*(End Confession)
"Okay so, who's gonna be our goalkeeper?" Tracer asked.
"I'll do it." Natsu said while flying 2 feet of the ground.
"… Considering you're allowed to fly, I think you're better off out in the field then stuck in the goal." Hawkeye stated.
"Then I shall be goalkeeper." Ryuga said.
*(Confession Seat)
"It makes sense for me to be the goalkeeper alright." Ryuga stated "Hawkeye has good aim, Tracer is fast on the field and Natsu can fly. Maybe Azula could have been the goalkeeper but with me in there at least I can be sure nobody scores."
*(End Confession)
Both the Blue Dragons and Red Devils had decided on their team formation. While Heavy and Ryuga were picked to be the goalkeepers, Natsu and Crow were picked to stand in the middle of the playing-field.
Chris picked up a microphone and said "Ladies and Gentleman! Today we shall experience an ice-hockey match unlike anything we have ever seen before! The Blue Dragons and Red Devils will make this a match worthy of Total Drama. I am your host Chris Mclean and sitting next to me is random internee number 3! Who do you think is going to win?"
Chris pointed the microphone for a minute to the internee sitting next to him before Chef stepped to the middle of the playing field with a puck in his hand.
"And it looks like the match is about to begin!" Chris said while bringing the microphone back to his mouth. The internee crossed his arms and sat back into his chair.
Both Natsu and Crow were staring each other fiercely in the eyes. Chef dropped the puck between the two of them. When it hit the ice, both Natsu and Crow tried to get it as fast as they could. Natsu however got to it first.
"Sorry pal to slow." Natsu said while he was flying 5 centimeters off the ground and pushing the puck that was still on the ground with his stick.
"… Okay, there has got to be some kind of rule against flying while playing hockey!" Crow said in frustration.
"Don't worry. I have him." Ladybug said while skating her way to Natsu.
Natsu looked at Ladybug and said "I don't think so. Happy! Fly over her!"
"Aye sir!" Happy responded.
Ladybug was about to run straight into Natsu, but Natsu responded by flying over her.
"Haha, to easy." Natsu said before getting closer to the ground and noticing that he had forgotten one important thing.
… The puck.
"Thanks cat-boy." Ladybug said while making off with the puck.
"Hey that's not fair!" Natsu said before turning around and making his way to Ladybug.
"… Maybe being able to fly during hockey isn't that much of an advantage considering that the puck can't fly." Crow stated.
Ladybug made her way to the Blue Dragons side of the field. She was about to try and score when suddenly Tracer blinked in front of her and took the puck.
"Sorry luv. Better luck next time." Tracer said before blinking her way with the puck to the Red Devils site of the field.
"Try and catch this!" Tracer said before firing the puck at the Red Devils goal. The puck however ended up hitting Heavy's stomach instead of the goal.
"Hahahaha." Heavy laughed "Was that supposed to hurt me?"
Tracer stared at the giant that blocked her path and replied "No, that was supposed to go in the goal. Not your belly."
"And a perfect block from Heavy has the Blue Dragons on edge!" Chris yelled trough the microphone.
"What do you mean perfect block? That guy didn't even move!" Hawkeye complained.
"Yeah, how are we supposed to get past him?" Natsu asked.
"And the Blue Dragons have started complaining against the announcer guy, who by the way doesn't give a damn." Chris responded.
Heavy put the puck in front of him before hitting it toward Crow. Crow caught the puck and kept it to himself as he made his way to the other side of the field. Tracer tried to get the puck away from Crow but was blocked by Ladybug and Saitama.
"Going somewhere?" Ladybug asked.
Crow was near the goal and took aim before launching the puck. Ryuga managed to block it but then Roman suddenly got in front of him and hit the puck back into the goal.
"Goal for the Red Devils by Roman!" Chris yelled as the scoreboard above the arena was now saying 0 - 1.
"Now that was awesome!" Usopp cheered in the gallery.
"What kind of block was that?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Yeah, really thought you would block better than that." Cassie stated.
"Oh screw you guys!" Ryuga shouted.
Chef was back in the middle of the arena and once again dropped a puck to the ground. This time it were Hawkeye and Ladybug standing ready to get the puck. Hawkeye got to it first and quickly made his way to the goal. Saitama got in his way but before he could do anything, he fell over his own skates. Hawkeye went straight toward the goal and managed to score the puck between Heavy's legs.
"The Blue Dragons will not admit defeat and now the score is tight 1 to 1!" Chris yelled trough the microphone.
"Hey guys! Heavy can't react fast with his legs! Keep aiming between his legs and he won't be able to block our goals." Hawkeye quickly told his teammates.
"… Heavy not big fan of that idea." Heavy stated.
Unfortunately for Heavy, Tracer did just that as he got the puck away from Saitama before making another point for her team.
"And that's how we do things back home!" Tracer complemented herself.
"And with another shot between the legs, the Blue Dragons take the lead with 2 to 1. Will the Red Devils be able to make a comeback?" Chris said while the internee was really starting to wonder what he was even doing there.
The next toss off was between Roman and Azula. Roman got to the puck first and passed him on to Crow, who on his turn passed it on to Ladybug because his path was blocked thanks to Natsu and Hawkeye. Ladybug hit the puck right into the right-top side of the goal as Ryuga failed to catch it and fell on the ice.
Chris shouted trough his microphone "And were tight once again people! Time to see how the rest of this match will continue!"
"And by that, he means were now gonna do a montage." Sticks said.
"Wait, what do you mean by monta-" Arcee tried to asked before we enter montage mode.
Crow manages to score the third point for his team and during the next round Ladybug tries to do the same. But Ryuga managed to block her shot and quickly shoved the puck to Hawkeye who made another point trough Heavy's legs, scoring the Blue Dragons their third point. Next round, Azula has taken the puck from Crow and quickly aims at Heavy's weak point, but this time the giant blocks the attempt with his hockey-stick. The puck passes to Roman, who passed it to Saitama, who lost the puck because of Tracer and she takes another shot at the goal. Again, Heavy blocks it and then shoots the puck so hard that it ends up against Crow's stick who is standing at the other side of the field. He quickly shoots to the goal and catches Ryuga off-guard. Crow scores the fourth point for his team. Next round, Tracer takes the puck from Crow and shoots it to Natsu. Natsu gets close to the goal and shoots the puck. Heavy blocks it with his head this time, only for the puck to get caught by Azula's hockey-stick who quickly scores against the giant.
The montage ends with Chris announcing the score "Both teams now have four points. This next round will decide the winner of this game. Will it be the furious Blue Dragons or the raging Red Devi-"
"WILL YOU STOP WITH YOUR ANNOYING COMMANTARY ALREADY!" Voldemort yelled at Chris "It's bad enough I have to watch this without some muggle constantly shouting in my ears!"
"Whatever." Chris replied "The last shoot-off is going to be between Hawkeye and Saitama! Let's see the final round unfold!"
Chef drops the puck between Hawkeye and Saitama. Hawkeye tries to get to the puck first but Saitama breaks Hawkeye's stick by accidently hitting it with his stick instead of the puck.
"Oh sorry about that." Saitama says to Hawkeye who stares at what remains of his hockey-stick.
The bald-caped hero takes the puck to the Blue Dragons side of the field, but he has to stop his advance as his path gets blocked by Azula, Natsu and Tracer. Instead of trying to pass the puck to one of his teammates however, Saitama decides to take aim at the goal. He shoots to puck with an insane amount of force, causing it to go so fast that none of the Blue Dragons were fast enough to stop it … including Ryuga, who the puck barely missed. The puck went straight through the goal's net and into the inner wall of the mountain, creating a giant hole and leaving everyone who witnessed this shot speechless.
…
Chris had gone completely silenced so Chef announced the result instead "And with that stone-shattering shot from Saitama, the Red Devils win the hockey-contest!"
The Red Devils started sheering while the Blue Dragons were once again disappointed.
"Do you even understand the concept of blocking?!" Vegeta yelled at Ryuga.
"HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSE TO BLOCK THAT?!" Ryuga yelled back at Vegeta.
"Yeah, pretty sure he would have lost his head if he had tried that." Hawkeye stated.
"Good job Saitama." Ladybug complemented.
"Yeah, that was awesome!" Crow stated.
"It's a good thing you didn't do that at the beginning of this game though or else we wouldn't have been able to finish it." Athena said.
"What do you mean?" Saitama asked.
Athena blinked at Saitama for a few seconds before pointing at what remained of the hockey goal and mountain wall.
"… Oh right." Saitama responded.
"Uh Chris? Are you alright?" Chef asked Chris who had gone a few minutes without responding.
"… Chef. Take the teams to the next challenge. I'm gonna try and explain this to the insurance company." Chris said as he slowly took off.
"Wait, this mountain is insured?" Chef asked.
"That's what I'm going to figure out!" Chris yelled at Chef.
*(Confession Seat)
"Stupid Ryuga." Vegeta said angrily "Had I been in that goal, then that puck would never have made it through. In fact, NONE OF THEM WOULD!"
*(End Confession)
The teams get escorted out of the mountain by Chef before ending up back at the campsite. Once they were there, Chef gave another point to the Red Devils. They're now in the lead with 1 to 2.
"No I'm not the one who rented this island … Well how much does it cost to fix anyway … HOW MUCH?!" Chris shouted to the insurance company guy.
"Well, looks like Chris is going to be busy for a while." Chef stated "Because of that, I'll read the next challenge."
Chef took an envelope out of his pocket and started opening it "The next sport you'll be competing against will be volleyball! Suggested by Mist."
The teams were cool with the next challenge they had been giving … except for Vegeta.
*(Confession Seat)
"Again no fighting sport?!" Vegeta said in frustration "The last one better be a sport I can punch someone in, or else!"
*(End Confession)
Chef went to the blue and red colored boxes before yelling "Hey Chris! Is it alright if I pull the names for this one?"
"No I'm not paying tha-" Chris yelled through the phone before looking at Chef and saying "Yeah sure. Just make sure they don't break anything else anymore!"
"Pretty much asking for the impossible right now." Chef responded.
"JUST DO IT!" Chris said before the guy on the phone started talking again "Wha- No I ... I wasn't talking to you!"
Chef started drawing names out of the Blue Box and said "The challengers from the Blue Dragons are…"
"Cassie Cage!"
"Sure." Cassie responded.
"Tracer!"
"Wait, so this is like mine third challenge already? Not complaining, just stating." Tracer responded.
"Azula!"
"Well this shouldn't be a problem." Azula responded.
"Aqua!"
"Great. Another sport I have never played in my live." Aqua stated.
"And finally Arcee!"
…
"Okay, two questions." Crow said "One, how is it fair to play volleyball against a giant robot and two … was this draw really random."
Chef looked angrily at Crow and said "Of course it was random! Why do you think it wasn't?"
"Maybe because all of the participants you have drawn are girls." Crow responded.
"Now that you mention it." Cassie said before looking at her fellow competitors "How did we end up with an all-female team."
Chef started sweating before saying "W-well your team does exist out of 6 girls and 5 boys. So I guess it's just coincidence."
"… Sure let's go with that." Cassie responded.
*(Confession Seat)
"Pretty sure Chef gave us an all-girl team for a reason." Cassie said "But we do get Arcee on our team, so I guess I can't complain too much."
*(End Confession)
Chef started taking names out of the Red Box while saying "And the Red Devil members for this challenge are …"
"Sunset Shimmer!"
"Okay then." Sunset said while looking suspiciously at Chef.
"Marinette!"
"Okay, now I now he's doing this on purpose!" Ladybug complained.
Chef looked at the suspiciously looking challengers and said "Hey! I swear I'm just drawing these at random."
"I'll believe that if the next one you draw isn't Athena." Cassie stated.
"Fine. There's only one girl and 8 boy's left anyway." Chef said before pulling another name from the box.
"Itachi!"
Itachi nodded in agreement while the others were still looking at Chef suspiciously.
"…Athena."
…
"Look, I know what you're going to say but I swear that I have been drawing on random." Chef stated.
"(sigh) Just draw the last name already. I've stopped caring." Cassie replied.
Chef picked out the last name but was facially very disappointed at who he had drawn.
"… Voldemort."
Voldemort just stared uninterested at Chef who was really looking down.
"… So are we going to start the challenge now or?" Tracer asked.
"Yeah yeah sure." Chef said before pointing to some internees who in record time set up a volleyball-net on the beach of the island, along with making some field-lines with crayon. Both the chosen members from the Blue Dragons and the Red Devils stood ready on their fields when Chris (finally) made it back from his call.
"Good job Chef. Nothing seems to have been broken yet." Chris said before looking at the challengers and noticing something.
Chris went to whisper something in Chef's ear "Why aren't they wearing the swimsuits? I told you before this game began that we were purposely going to pick all the girls from the teams so we could have them all play volleyball in swimsuits!"
"The problem with that plan of yours was that the Red Devils only had three girls. Meaning we had to fill up the other two spots with guys who then would have to put on swimming-trunks to keep it fair!" Chef explained.
"Yeah? What was wrong with that plan?" Chris asked.
"Because while you did mark the girls-names so that I would see with ones I was supposed to pick for this challenge, you didn't mark the boys!" Chef yelled.
"And how was that a problem?" Chris asked to which Chef replied by simply pointing to one of the Red Devils.
"... Oh." Chris responded.
*(Confession Seat)
"Either seeing all of the girls in swimming-suits playing volley-ball, or getting mentally scarred by the sight of Voldemort in nothing but a swimming-trunk … yeah, Chef made the right call." Chris said while trying to get that mental image out of his head.
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"Chris and his stupid ideas." Chef complained "Where were we even supposed to find a swimming-suit big enough for Arcee?"
*(End Confession)
"All right competitors." Chris announced "The rules are simple really. All you guys have to do is smash the ball on the opponents side of the field. You can only block the ball with your hands and your again not allowed to use any of your tools. You are also not allowed to use any of your special powers so no magic, no fire-bending and no special ninja-skills."
"Then what about Marinette? Can she keep playing as Ladybug or?" Sunset asked.
"Considering that the Blue Dragons get to play along-side a giant robot, I'll allow it." Chris responded. "The first team that manages to score 5 points again wins the volleyball-round. Any questions?"
"Yeah. Mind telling us why all of the girls, save for Sticks, have been picked for this challenge?" Cassie asked.
Chris started sweating and said "Uh, luck of the draw properly?"
… nobody was buying it.
"… Look just get started already." Chris said before blowing on his whistle and beginning the challenge.
Chef threw a volleyball into the air and it started landing near the Red Devils site of the volleyball-field. Sunset hit the ball and passed it on to Ladybug who quickly smashed the volleyball over the net. Cassie saved the ball and smashed it straight to Arcee, who quickly smashed the ball over the net. Voldemort tried to stop it but failed and both him and the ball ended landing in the sand.
"And the Blue Dragons score the first point of the challenge." Chris announced.
"Well were off to a great start." Sunset complained.
"You could have tried to hit that ball a little bit faster." Itachi said to Voldemort who was slowly getting up.
"I would like to see you do better, muggle!" Voldemort replied.
*(Confession Seat)
"If I was allowed to use my magic in this match, then I would have won already!" Voldemort complained.
*(End Confession)
"Since the Red Devils lost this round, they'll get to throw the ball first!" Chris stated.
"All right girls, listen up." Azula said to her teammates while the Red Devils got ready for the next round. "Voldemort may be a powerful wizard, but since he can't use his magic in this game he's at a serious disadvantage. Keep concentrating our shots at him and we'll have this challenge won in no-time."
Azula's teammates looked at each other for a while before all nodding yes.
Athena threw the ball into the air and then smashed it over the net. Tracer quickly hit the volleyball and passed it to Aqua, who quickly passed it to Arcee, who quickly hit the ball and … well you know the rest.
"And that's another point for the Blue Dragons! And another mouth full of sand for Voldemort." Chris said.
"Mffmmffmfm!" Voldemort yelled while spitting sand out of his mouth.
"Okay, our team has a serious disadvantage here!" Usopp stated.
"I hope the rest of the match won't continue like this." Crow said worryingly.
"Well let's find out then. MONTAGE TIME!" Sticks yelled.
*(Engaging montage)
Sunset struck the ball over to the opposing team, but Tracer got to it first again and passed the ball to Cassie, who decided not to let Arcee have all the fun and smashed to ball over the net. Despite Athena trying to stop the ball, the ball ended up in the sand again. Aqua struck the ball to the Red Devils, but Itachi managed to get their first and hit it back over the net, scoring his team's first point. Arcee threw the ball into the air and struck it with an incredible amount of force. Voldemort tried to stop it but once again fell into the sand, making it 4 to 1.
*(Disengaging montage)
"Little no-nosed man fails way too much!" Heavy yelled.
"(spitting sand out of his mouth) Watch your tongue muggle, or I'll cut it out! Voldemort threatened.
"And the score is now 4 to 1!" Chris stated "Nice going Blue Dragons! Or should I just say, good job Arcee."
Arcee ignored the complemented.
*(Confession Tree)
"This is why I left Cybertron?" Arcee asked "If they keep making things this simple for me, then they might as well declare me the winner right now."
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"(Continues spitting out sand) I'll show that robot what happens when you mess with the most powerful wizard in existence!" Voldemort said while continuing to spit out sand.
*(End Confession)
"It's time for what could be the last round of this game! Will the Blue Dragons claim victory? Or will the Red Devils come back from behind to win it all?" Chris announced.
Itachi served the ball but Aqua caught it. She then passed it to Cassie who tried to score the final point. The ball got caught however by Ladybug, who past it to Sunset before she tried to score a point for her team. Tracer quickly smashed to ball to Cassie, who smashed the ball into the air. Azula jumped up and then hit the ball with all of her might. Ladybug tried to stop the volleyball from landing on the ground, but was unfortunately not fast enough.
"And with that the game is over! The Blue Dragons win the volleyball challenge!" Chris announced.
Azula looked at her defeated opponents and said " Yes, we have defeated you. Just like I'll defeat everyone in this competition. You will never be able to rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation."
Everyone on Azula team was staring at her before she turned around and said "Well, that was fun."
*(Confession Seat)
"Okay, well. That girl just went from kinda scary to extremely scary real fast." Tracer stated.
*(End Confession)
Chef added a point for the Blue Dragons on the scoreboard while Chris took out the last envelope of today.
"Well teams. The score is currently 2 to 2, meaning that whichever team wins the next game will be the victors of today's challenge." Chris said before opening the envelop "And the last challenge is going to be … karate! Suggested by DogPerson!"
"Haha, finally! A real challenge!" Vegeta said happily.
Chef went to whisper something in Chris his ear to make him realize something.
"… Oops wrong letter." Chris said before dropping the letter on the ground and opening the real one "The next challenge is actually … boxing! Suggested by another Guest!"
"Well that's also fine by me." Vegeta said before watching Chef once again whisper something in Chris his ear.
"Okay, who's responsible for mixing the denied-challenges with the approved-challenges?" Chris said before watching one of the internees slowly raise their hand.
"Well, that guy is getting a pay-cut." Chris said before opening the real letter (this time for real) and reading it "The last challenge, and this time I'm sure I have the real one, is an old Total Drama classic … dodgeball! Suggested by RedFistOfFury!"
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Vegeta yelled in anger "You guys had some actual sports suggested to you and you went with DODGEBALL?!"
"Look, the manager decided which sports we were going to play today." Chris answered "You have a problem, your gonna have to take it up with him."
*(Confession Seat)
Vegeta had picked up the white phone and was constantly swearing through it.
*(End Confession)
Chris started grapping names out of the blue box and said "The Blue Dragons that will have to play our final game of the day are … "
"Beast Boy!"
"Heck yeah!" Beast Boy responded.
"Hawkeye!"
"Seriously? I have to play dodgeball? Well, guess we win today's challenge." Hawkeye stated.
"Ryuga!"
"This time, the team I'm on better wins!" Ryuga stated.
"Sticks!"
"Finally! I haven't been in one of these games since the archery challenge." Sticks stated.
"Yeah, and you did such a good job at it." Ryuga said sarcastically.
"And the final Blue Dragon member is … Vegeta!"
Vegeta just stepped forward while still looking angry.
Chris picked up the Red Box and said "And their opponents will be …"
"Homer Simpson!"
"D'OH!" Homer yelled loudly.
"Roman!"
"Guess I'm up … again." Roman replied.
"Crow!"
"Every challenge I have been in so far we have won. Let's continue that winning streak." Crow replied.
"Heavy!"
"Yes!" Heavy said before realizing something "… Wait. What game are we playing again?"
"And finally … Saitama!"
"Cool." Saitama replied.
"Guess there's no point in being Ladybug anymore then." Ladybug said before undoing her transformation and turning back into Marinette and Tikki. "So, where are they going to play anyway?"
"This final challenge will take place in there." Chris replied while pointing to a square-glass dome with a wooden floor that had the line-up for a dodgeball field on it. Inside was also a gallery for the supporters.
Sunset looked at the square-dome and asked "… Where did that thing come fro-"
"Internees." Chris replied.
"… Why am I not surprised." Sunset stated.
The teams went inside of the dome and took there positions on the field.
"Now the rules of this game are a little bit different than that of the first dodgeball game we played in this show." Chris stated. "There is only one ball that you guys get to throw with. When you get hit by the ball and it lands on the ground, you're out. If you catch the opposing ball then you won't get back a teammate but the thrower will be out. Also if you end up outside of the playing-field then you're out as well. The team that manages to take down all of their opponents first wins. We will only play one round of dodgeball so it's all or nothing. Since the Blue Dragons won the last challenge, they'll get to throw first. Now that the rules are all out of the way, let today's final challenge begin!"
Beast Boy quickly took the ball off the ground and took aim at Homer who ended up getting hit in the face.
"Homer. You're out." Chris said.
"D'OH!" Homer yelled while robbing his hand on his face.
"Whoa, nice going baldy." Roman said before Voldemort, Heavy and Saitama started starring at him. "… Seriously?"
*(Confession Seat)
"Note to self, don't revere to any of the bald guys as 'Baldy' or else you'll end up with more trouble then you're worth." Roman stated.
*(End Confession)
"Next round, ball goes to the Red Devils." Chris said.
"Let's see you dodge this!" Crow said before throwing the ball at Ryuga who had little trouble dodging it. The ball fell on the ground and Ryuga quickly took it up.
"Now let's see if you can dodge this!" Ryuga said while looking at Crow who was expecting Ryuga to try and hit him out. Ryuga however quickly turned to face the biggest of the Red Devils and quickly launched the ball at him. Heavy, who wasn't expecting Ryuga to throw the ball at him was unable to dodge or grab the ball in-time.
"… Oops." Heavy said as he watched the ball hit the ground after it had hit his stomach.
"And Heavy is out as well." Chris stated "The Red Devils better step up their game and fast."
"Wait that's not fair!" Crow protested "Ryuga made it look like he was gonna throw the ball at me so Heavy didn't have enough time to react!"
"Last time I checked, there's not a rule in the book that says I can't do that." Ryuga replied with a grin on his face.
"He's right Crow. He may have used a dirty strategy but it was still just a strategy." Chris stated "Now stop complaining and pick up that ball."
Crow mumbled as he went to pick up the ball while Azula was looking at Ryuga with quit some interest in her eyes.
*(Confession Seat)
"Ryuga might be a little bit of a brute, but he does do whatever he needs to do to win. Plus he isn't ridiculous overpowered like that other guy." Azula stated "Guess I found my next pawn."
*(End Confession)
Crow picked up the ball but handed it over to Roman, who quickly eyed at his opponents before throwing the ball at Beast Boy who quickly turned into a bat to dodge it.
"… Okay, that has to be against the rules." Crow complained.
"Oh right! I forgot to put in the rule that you can't use any of your superpowers during this game … ah what the hell. You're all allowed to use your powers for just this match!" Chris said.
"… That is anything but fair!" Crow complained some more.
"Shut up and keep playing." Chris said getting tired of Crow's remarks. "Blue dragons! The ball is you-"
Chris suddenly went silent when he saw that Vegeta was holding the ball. He was aiming at his opponents while the ball appeared to be charging with Ki.
"Wait NO! DON'T LAUNCH THE BALL LIKE THAT! YOU'LL END UP DESTROYING THE ENTIRE DOME IF YOU DO!" Chris yelled while starting to get scared.
"What's the matter. You just said that we were allowed to use our powers during this match." Vegeta stated.
Chris, who was starting to regret that decision, went to hide behind Chef as the entire ground was starting to shake.
"Uh pal. I think you're ove-overdoing it a little." Hawkeye said as he was having trouble standing on the shaking floor.
"Oh be quiet!" Vegeta said while still charging the ball "I'm simply ending this ridiculous challenge at once!"
"And our lives along with it!" Crow said as he and Roman were trying their best not to fall over.
"Seriously, I am not going to die because of a frigging dodgeball!" Roman yelled.
Vegeta was about to throw the ball when Saitama suddenly stepped forward. He was staring calmly at Vegeta's eyes and made it clear that he wasn't going to move.
"Bring it on." Saitama said calmly.
Vegeta stared at Saitama who stood ready to take the attack and said "Very well. Let's see you try and stop THIS!"
Vegeta shot the ball with a ridiculous amount of strength towards Saitama. The ball was giving off so much energy that it could have easily blown up a mountain. Saitama saw the ball getting closer and closer until it was close enough for him to strike it with his fist. Everybody watched as the ball was suddenly stopped in its tracks due to Saitama's punch. His fist and the dodgeball struggled against one another for a few seconds, but Saitama's punch proved to be the stronger of the two as Saitama punched the ball back to where it came from.
"WHAT?!" Vegeta said in disbelief as the dodgeball that he had just thrown went back to him with even more power than before.
Vegeta put both his hands in front of him to try and catch the ball but when the ball collided with his hands, he started being pushed back with an insane amount of force. He went out of the playing-field and rammed against the glass-dome which broke and ended up sending Vegeta all the way to Mount DragonFang, which Vegeta collided against. There was a huge crater in the wall, but Vegeta had survived the impact. He stared at the human who had managed to push him so far and released that underestimating Saitama again would be a fatal mistake.
Everybody looked at the hole that was made inside of the glass-dome before staring at Saitama who's fist was still smoking from the impact with the dodgeball.
"Huh, that ball was stronger than I thought it would be." Saitama stated.
"… What just happened?" Cassie asked.
"I'm … not quite sure." Aqua replied.
Chris finally came out of his hiding spot behind Chef before looking at the damage that was done to the dome.
"… I know that I'm properly gonna have to pay for this … but right now I'm just happy to still be alive." Chris stated.
"So … what now?" Natsu asked.
Chris looked at Natsu before saying "Huh? Oh right the game. Well Vegeta is out since he's out of the ring." Chris stated as he took out a binocular to see how Vegeta was doing before seeing that he was still holding the dodgeball which had become completely black. "And since he managed to catch the ball, Saitama is out as well!"
"Hey wait a minute." Hawkeye said before noticing that someone else from his team was missing. "Where's Sticks?"
Everybody started looking around to see where Sticks was. Chris found Sticks when Vegeta finally got out of the crater and started heading back to the dome with a pissed-off face. Sticks was revealed to also have been crushed into the wall thanks to Vegeta.
"… Found her." Chris stated. "Since Sticks is also out of the field, she's also out of the game. Now someone go over there and make sure she's still alive." Chris said before two internees started running towards the mountain wall.
*(Confession Seat)
"Note to self. Never stand behind Vegeta when he's playing dodgeball against the most powerful anime character in existence." Sticks said before looking through the fourth-wall and realizing. "Well, we just made more than a few Dragon Ball Z fans mad at us."
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
Vegeta was just sitting their deep in thought "… It should already have been impossible for anyone to block that attack! Much less send it back to me with such force! This human must have gone through the hardest training in existence to become capable of something like that!"
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"One-hundred push-ups. One-hundred sit-ups. One-hundred squats. And finally 10 kilometers of running every single day." Saitama said.
*(End Confession)
Vegeta and Sticks had made it back to the dome (or half of it anyway).
"How are you still alive after that?" Usopp asked Sticks.
"Oh please. You really think MasterSaixus would write me out of the story that fast?" Sticks stated which Usopp responded to with a confused face.
"So quick update." Chris said "The Blue Dragons still have Beast Boy, Hawkeye and Ryuga on their team. Meanwhile, the Red Devils only have Crow and Roman. The Red Devils get the ball. Vegeta, hand me over the ball please."
Vegeta threw the ball at Chris but as soon as he had caught it, the ball turned to ashes.
"… Chef, get the spare-ball please." Chris said while trying to get the ashes out of his hands.
Chef picked up another ball and handed it over to Roman. As soon as Chris started the challenge again, Roman quickly threw the ball at Beast Boy who wasn't fast enough to dodge this time.
"Beast Boy. You're out." Chris stated.
"Aw men." Beast Boy said before leaving the field.
Hawkeye picked up the ball and threw out Crow. Next round Roman managed to throw out Ryuga.
"Both teams only have one player left." Chris stated." Will the Blue Dragons score victory or will the Red Devils! The last round begins now!"
"You don't honestly think I can miss right?" Hawkeye asked "Because when it comes to aiming, I always hit my target."
"Then you better make sure that I won't be able to catch you're ball, now don't you." Roman replied as he stood ready to catch Hawkeye's throw.
Hawkeye looked around for a second before throwing the ball at Roman. Surprisingly enough, the ball went past Roman.
"So, what was that about never missing your target?" Roman boasted.
"Wait for it." Hawkeye said before Roman started to look behind him. The ball that Hawkeye had thrown had bounced off against the glass-dome and was heading straight for Roman. Roman tried to quickly turn around and catch the ball, but was unfortunately too late. The ball hit Roman straight in his forehead before landing on the ground.
"And with that spectacular throw the Red Devils lose their last competitor. The winners of today's challenge are the Blue Dragons!" Chris said before the Blue Dragons started cheering, save for Azula, Vegeta and Ryuga who simply nodded.
"Good job Hawkeye! You just won us the challenge!" Beast Boy stated.
"Good job Roman. You just cost us the challenge!" Usopp stated.
"Yeah, because you guys would have totally been able to dodge a ball like that." Roman said sarcastically.
"Alright Red Devils. You guys better start deciding who's gonna go home. Meanwhile, I have an insurance company to call." Chris said before picking up his cellphone again.
Ryuga was starting to head out with his fellow teammates when one of them suddenly approached him.
"Ryuga dear. Would you spare a little moment with me?" Azula asked with a grin on her face.
"Hmm, sure." Ryuga replied with a distrusting look in his eyes.
Ryuga and Azula started heading off when Roman saw them leave.
"Looks like our team is finally ready." Roman said to his fellow teammates.
*(Confession Seat)
"Great. Another muggle I have to work with." Voldemort sighted "No matter. But it's about time I figured out if joining this alliance was a good idea. And I know just how to do that."
*(End Confession)
The Red Devils had all gathered at the elimination podium. Chris was standing at the announcement table with a bag filled with red-colored marshmallows.
Chris looked at the contestants and said "Red Devils. You did great work today … some more than others but you guys will still have to say goodbye to another teammate. So let's see who ends up heading to Loser Dimension vile, shall we? The following players are save …"
"Sunset Shimmer."
"Itachi."
"Marinette."
"Crow."
"Usopp."
"Saitama."
"Athena."
"Roman."
"Voldemort."
Chris looked at the two remaining contestants and said "This is the last marshmallow of the day, and it will go either to Homer Simpson or Heavy!"
"Wait what?!" Homer said in disbelief. "Why am I on the chopping board? It was thanks to my bowling skills that we won the bowling challenge!"
"And Heavy found himself to be excellent blocker!" Heavy stated.
Chris looked at the two contestants and said "I was getting to that. Homer, it's true that you helped your team win the bowling challenge but you still messed up the Archery challenge by hitting Chef instead of the target. You were also the first person to get thrown out of the dodgeball challenge. Heavy, you were indeed quite a good goalkeeper, but you also allowed yourself to get easily tricked by Ryuga during the dodgeball challenge."
Both Homer and Heavy where starting to get quite nervous.
Chris picked up the last marshmallow and said "And the last marshmallow goes to …
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"… Heavy!"
Heavy caught the last marshmallow in relief, while Homer made his typical 'Ooooh' sound.
*(Confession Seat)
"A logical decision." Itachi commended "Homer is just a normal person while Heavy is a trained mercenary. When comparing those two, it's easily deducted who you'd rather have on your team."
*(End Confession)
*(Confession Seat)
"I kind of liked Homer's humor and everything but out of everyone who participated in today's contest, Homer defiantly made the most plunders." Crow stated "I mean sure, he did throw a strike during the bowling challenge, but the other two games he competed in he completely messed up. So, sorry buddy."
*(End Confession)
Chris took out his remote and said "Homer. You have anything left to say before your one way trip to the Loser Dimension?"
"Yeah." Homer said "Is there Duff in there?"
"… Sure why not." Chris said.
"WHOOHOO! Duff beer, here I come!" Homer said before a portal opened up that sucked him in to the Loser Dimension.
"Alright Red Devils. The show is over. Now go to your cabins and sleep." Chris said before taking off on his scooter.
A while later, 5 contestants gathered deep in the forest for their first full-group meeting.
"Welcome to our alliance Ryuga. I can insure you that you won't regret this decision." Roman said to their newest addition of the family.
"I'm not exactly the kind of guy who likes to work with others." Ryuga stated "But if this helps me win this competition then fine."
Voldemort looked at his new partner in crime and said "And who says your gonna win this contest? Don't forget that once we get rid of the other contesters it's every man for himself."
"Really now? The maybe I should try to get rid of you first." Ryuga said full of confidence.
Voldemort frowned at his ally and said "Why you-"
"If you guys are quite done with this show of dominance," Azula interrupted "I think it's about time we discuss what we came here for."
"Azula is correct." Roman added "We are currently each other allies, not enemies. You guys can argue as much as you want once we have gotten rid of everyone else."
Ryuga and Voldemort both started angrily at one another before they both said "Fine!"
"Then back to the matter at hand." Itachi spoke up. "We have already thought of a plan to get rid of one of the other contestants. Only question is, which one?"
"Vegeta and Saitama are properly the strongest people in this show." Roman pointed out. "However as long as they are on the opposite teams, one side won't get rid of its most powerful member in fear of falling victim to the one on the other side. For now, we can leave those 2 alone."
"Then who do you suppose we go after first?" Ryuga asked.
Voldemort was starting to grin as he said "I think I know exactly who we should get rid of first."
"Well today sure was full of interesting challenges, wasn't it." Chris said as we had switched over to the docks of the island. "One more Red Devil bites the dust and the evil-alliance is finally complete and zooming in on their first target. Who is this target of theirs? Will they succeed in getting rid of them? And will my attorney be able to declare that stupid contract I signed null and void? Find out next time on Total Drama Ultimate Crossover!"
*(Que Credits)
All right, this chapter is finally finished. I know that it took quite a while for me to write this chapter but like I stated before, school most come first.
Anyway or evil alliance is finally complete and they'll be sure to cause some mayhem during the next chapter. We also have our fourth eliminated contestant, Homer Simpsons.
And here's a little bit of a surprise for you. Our next chapter is going to be an awesome Halloween Chapter! … Okay, I know that it's kinda already too late to start writing a Halloween chapter but I kinda already had this planned but this chapter took way longer to write then I had thought so, Halloween chapter it is. Expect some scary challenges for our two teams to face.
With that all said and done, this was MasterSaixus signing off. I'll save the 'Happy Halloween' speech for next chapter. (Again sorry)