I don't own Naruto but this is just me playing in the sandbox of this great series. I hope you enjoy it. And I also do not own Sailor Moon or Bleach or Inuyasha and hopefully you catch the Sailor Moon, Bleach, and Inuyasha references.
"Welcome back Uzumaki-san," Oyone said, seeing Naruto walk into the district slowly and unsure of himself. "How did you sleep?"
"I slept well Kisaragi-san" Naruto said looking at the woman in question as she nodded at him.
"Good now follow me to where your training will take place," Oyone said turning with Naruto to follow her into the quiet district till they reached what looked like a traditional and fancy tea house. They entered and Naruto was about to scream in frustration when Oyone replied. " Uzumaki shoes off and follow me you will learn why we are here in a minute"
Naruto followed the orders and then followed Oyone into a small room where an elder lady waited for them as they entered.
"OBAA-CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Naruto yelled at the lady sitting and waiting for them.
Oyone turned and glared at Naruto. "Uzumaki you do not yell at Koharu-sama like you have no common sense she is one of the Hokage's Advisors you treat her with the respect you understand"
"No need Chūnin Kisaragi, now Genin Uzumaki you know how to act in my presence do you not, or do I need to retrain you in manners again," Koharu said looking at Naruto waiting for his response.
"No you do not Koharu-sama and sorry Chūnin Kisaragi for my horrible display of manners," Naruto said surprising Oyone at how respectful and formal he was.
"Good Naru-chan you will be trained here in Konohagakure Hanamachi in all shinobi skills and especially in your Clan's specialty, do you understand?" Koharu said, looking at Naruto.
"What Clan are you referring to Koharu-sama?" Naruto said, confused and looking at both of them.
"Naru-chan you are the last Heir of the Uzumaki Clan on record but in reality, you are not alone for you see the Uzumaki like the waves were numerous and ever abundant in how they hide and their secrets and were the foremost in fuinjutsu, torture, interrogation, assassination, and infiltration. And you are the Head of 13th Branch and the Head of the whole Clan as a whole when you reach 16, now you will be trained by the Chôhôkatsudô-Butai in their skills and in Kidō and our taijutsu we use now, hmm make forty Kage bunshin"
"Hai Koharu-sama" Naruto stammered out as he made the bunshin for his training.
"Good Chūnin Mizuno Ami you are to train 10 bunshin in the ways of fū, Chūnin Kino Makoto train another 10 in kekkai, Chūnin Hino Rei train another 10 in hadō and Chūnin Aino Minako take the last 10, and train them in the way of bakudō," Koharu said as four women appeared from the shadows and gathered ten clones and vanished.
"Koharu-sama, who were they?" Naruto was stunned at how fast the women came in and left.
"They Naru-chan among five others are all the top members of the Chobu and the Uzumaki Clan and you be surprised at how much you will learn from them now make me another forty kage bunshin for your next set of trainers," Koharu said looking at the shocked Naruto who made more clones.
"Now Tokubetsu Jōnin Meiou Setsuna take 10 clones to get them learning the katas of hakuda, Tokubetsu Jōnin Kaiou Michiru takes another 10 have them learn hohō, Tokubetsu Jōnin Tenou Haruka takes 10 train them in zanjutsu and Tokubetsu Jōnin Tomoe Hotaru takes the last 10 train them in kaidō," Koharu said looking as another four women came in took the clones away for training.
"Wow they are fast, will I get that fast Koharu-sama," Naruto said looking in awe while staring around.
"Hai Naru-chan you will," Koharu said looking at the boy who began to yell about how cool he will be and his verbal tic every few minutes.
"Now Naru-chan your last two trainers will teach you ninjutsu and show you how to wear the uniform of our department and how to act like one of our department," Koharu said looking at the boy.
Just then a woman came in wearing a beautiful pink kimono and her black hair was done up in a fancy do and her face was painted like a geisha she started to serve the tea and started to play a small flute. Naruto went immediately to eat the food and drink the tea to the shock of Oyone and look of disappointment of Koharu. Before Naruto got the first bit of an onigiri into his mouth the lady smacked his hand with the flute and looked at him.
"Genin Uzumaki you have failed my first test I see basic shinobi skills need to be pounded into you, you do not just eat and drink without making sure no poison is in your food or you could get yourself or your team killed that way, Yo-chan I see you and I will have a lot to do in a month to make him fit to make chūnin," she said looking at him wiping away the makeup and letting her hair fall into two blonde odagos. Oyone nodded at what she said as Naruto was stunned looking at her.
"I'm Chūnin Tsukino Usagi and you will learn under me and become an excellent shinobi you understand," she said standing up and removing the kimono to reveal a black bodysuit that had white armor in certain places. "Now let us begin your training"