*Crack* "LUFFY!" As ceiling bits fall and a figure descend
"So this is where Coby the coward has been hiding." The figure says, cover in a blanket of shadow and dust
"He just got crushed him."
"Oh? It seems you have a friend with you."
"Get off him!"
"A sword? So you must be Zoro, "The Pirate Hunter"."
"What? No I'm-," The figure then steps off Luffy and into the light, which cause Jaune to choke in shock, "ack"
"The power user and the intruder are in here ma'am!" The two pirates yell
"Hm, you're different from what I've heard. I thought you have blue hair."
How? Jaune mouths
"Hahaha, speechless? I didn't know that you were that spineless. Any last words before you die? But since I'm so generous I'll let you live if you say-"
"How can anyone be so big?!"
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The figure is a big round woman, wearing a white cowboy hat with a large red plume, a red neckerchief, a purple sash around her waist with a flintlock tuck in it, a pink plaid shirt and a large blue captain's coat over it. Her face shows all kind of emotions ranging from shock, anger (which cause numerous veins to appear on her face) and bloodlust, the same can be said for her crew including Coby, except their expressions are shock and fear.
"Wrong," She says and raise her weapon, a giant mace that is entirely made out of iron, up high
Coby then jumps between Jaune and the woman, "Wait wait wait, miss Alvida, I'm sure that he was commenting on how beautiful you are and how you're the most beautiful in the whole world-"
"ANSWER!" She yells and swing down *CLANG* *grunt* but her weapon meets a metal shield instead of a body
"COBY RUN!"
"B-but,..."
"Don't worry," Jaune then looks at Coby and smile, "I'm a knight in training."
*Smack* And Jaune goes flying to the wall, "Argh!"
"JAUNE!" "JOAN!" "LUFFY?!"
"Hm? Who are you?" "You're alive?!"
"One of his friend?" "I thought you die."
*Thud* "Luffy? *cough* Oh thank god, I thought I lost you."
"Don't worry Joan," "It's Jaune." "I got th-."
"Die you punk!" As Alvida's weapon comes down on an unexpecting Luffy
"LUFFY WATCH OUT!"
But silence fills the air instead of blood. Even though, Alvida's weapon crush Luffy's head, he remains standing.
"W-what are you?" She asks with fear in her voice
"A rubber man." He replies and send her flying through the ceiling with an uppercut
"H-he s-send her," *THUD!* "FLYING?!"
"Lady Alvida, b-beaten?"
"Jaune, I'm going after the fat lady."
"No way, we're going after her together."
"Then let's," Luffy then wraps his arm around him and yells, "GO!" And jump
Through the hole in the ceiling they fly, and land with a soft thud.
"Ugh, my head."
"Luffy I'll keep her busy and you attack from the side and back."
"Gum-gum," As his arm stretches back, "Luffy?" "PISTOL!" And send his arm flying back with incredible speed straight at Alvida's stomach, which send her flying(literally).
It is such a jaw-dropping event, that jaws are literally on the ground, well their jaws are so low that it seems like they're the ground, Coby, the pirate crew, even Jaune.
"Hey," "Eek!" Shriek one of the pirates accidently, "Can you guys give us a boat? Ours got destroyed in a whirlpool." "Y-yes of course." "Oh yeah, hey!" "Y-yes?" "Do you guys have a navigator? I don't know how to." "Oh, then you have to look for Coby." "Okay thanks."
"You're a navigator?"
"Yeah."
"I thought you were a civilian before you got kidnapped?"
"I was, one day they just tell me to navigate them to the next town, so I did just that, I guess they saw some potential in me so they make me the navigator."
"What happened to the last navigator?"
"Well, I wasn't around then, but I heard that when they were celebrating, that guy got too drunk and say some,... unpleasant things about Alvida."
"Wow she's really delusional."
"Yeah she is."
"Hey guys!"
"What is it Luffy?"
"They got us a boat let's go!"
Suddenly Jaune feels chill running down his spine.
"What's wrong Jaune?" Coby asks
"I have a feeling that it's going to be a very long journey."