...
*snore*
*snore*
*snore*
*snore*
"AAAAAAHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!
"wh-where am I?"
"You're in my house mister Zoro, also please don't do that again please."
"You're awake!"
"Why did you scream your head off like that? I thought that axe guy was coming back to kill us."
"I don't, I don't know, what was that?"
"Well whatever it was, who cares! Dinner!"
"Well, it's about time you wake up Zoro. Ria wouldn't let us eat a thing after Luffy nearly empty out the whole town!"
"Who cares! Now he's awake. Let's eat! *squirm* Untie me!"
"Do you promise to not eat everything straight away mister Straw Hat?"
"Yes?"
"You're not looking at my eyes."
"No?"
"Are you lying?"
"Maybe, a little bit of food." *grumble*
"Your stomach disagree."
"Wait! Please don't leave me!"
"Sorry Luffy, it's for our own good."
The next morning,...
"Bye Luffy! Bye Jaune! Bye Zoro!"
"Bye mister Zoro! Bye mister Jaune! Bye mister EatAlot!"
"Bye Coby! Bye Ria!"
"Bye Coby! Bye MeanGirlWhoWouldn'tLetMeEat!"
"I thought the pink-haired kid was a part of the crew."
"Oh no, he's not a part of the crew, he got dragged along for the ride, he wasn't really a pirate in the first place anyway."
"Then how did he end up with you two?"
"We needed a navigator and the guys we were fighting point us to him, you can figure out the rest."
"Why is he staying behind then?"
"He wanted to become a marine so he's staying back."
"Hm, hope the kid achieves his dream."
"He's tough, he'll survive."
Five minutes later,
"ffffffoooooooooodddddd"
"See? That's why you don't eat all our foods in five minutes."
"ssssssoooooooo hhhhhhhuuuuunnnnggggrrrryyyyy"
"I swear you have a bottomless pit for a stomach or a void or a black hole or none at all."
"ffffffffffffoooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddd"
"Hey shut it! I'm trying to sleep back here!"
"It's noon! Why are you sleeping?! Help me!"
"I'm busy."
"ffffffffffffffffffffffooooooooooooooooddddddddddddd"
"Anyway, you know where we going?"
"Don't know."
"..., what?"
"I said don't know."
"..., what?"
"Are you deaf or something? I don't know."
"We're lost aren't we?"
"We'll find our way eventually."
"ffffffffffffffffffooooooooooooooooooo- FOOD!"
"Luffy we're lost at sea, it'll be nice if you can help us find our way."
"No look! In the sky! A bird!"
"Huh? You're right there's a bird up there."
"Dinner!"
"It's noon."
"They're all the same!"
"Is it just me? Or is that bird seems a bit too big?"
"Who cares it's probably edible! I'll catch it!"
"How though?"
"Gum-Gum Catching Hand!"
"Oh hey, he's reaching the bird."
"Good, I'm hungry."
*chomp*
"Uh oh."
"What's wrong Luffy?"
"My hand."
"What's wrong with-"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! HAHAHAAHHAHAHA! WOOHOO!"
"LUFFY! Zoro!"
"Here!"
"An oar?"
"Get to rowing."
Five minutes later again,...
"This is getting boring now."
…
"Hey bird! Fly faster!"
…
"All you're doing now is biting my arm, it's getting boring. Fly faster!"
…
"Hmph, fine, be that way."
...
"Hey, something is coming."
*BOOM*
"BIRDY NO!"
"KA!"
*CRASH*
"Ow, splinters."
"What the hell was that?!"
"Did that thief do something?"
"Oh boss! There you are, so glad I found you. These men are harassing me, please take care of them for me, thank you."
"Eh? Who are you?"
"Don't be silly boss, you know me, I'm your navigator remember?"
"Really? I don't remember seeing you before."
"Of course you did you silly goose, now please take care of these men for me, ok see ya."
"Wait! I need t-"
"Hey jackass!"
"Huh? Me?"
"Yeah you! You're her boss, right?"
"Since she wants to join me so I guess so."
"Bad answer buddy, now die!"
*slice*
"Hey!"
*slice*
"Quit it!"
"Argh! Why don't you just stand still and die!"
*slice*
"Why would I? I don't wanna die."
*slice*
"I still have a dream that needs completing."
"And this will be the place where you and that stupid dream of yours die!"
*slice*
After dodging the attack and deciding that playtime is over, Luffy knocks the two men out with a punch apply to each of their head.
"Wow, you handle them pretty well."
"Huh? Oh you're that woman who wants to join my crew right?"
"Yeah sure, but on one condition."
"Sure. what's with the ropes?"
Somewhere in the wide ocean,...
While desperately rowing with all their might to catch up to their captain,
"Help us!"
"We're stuck here!"
"SOS!"
Jaune and the newly 'recruited' Zoro come across a rowboat full of helpless sailors,
"Zoro, they're in trouble."
"I can see."
"What should we do?"
"...Hey! Grab on when we pass you!"
Jumping on as instructed, the three sailors slowly pull themselves onto the boat,
"Hehehe, sorry about this, no hard feelings but you're gonna take us somewhere."
Each grinning like a madman and with a knife in each of their hand, glinting in the sunlight ominously,
"Hey keep it down back there, we're busy here!"
"I think the bird flew that way."
"No, the bird flew that way." "hey."
"I remembered it flew to the right." "oi"
"I saw it went left." "are you two deaf?"
"We don't have time for this, we need to pick one, but which one?"
"Oi!"
"Huh? Oh sorry, forgot you guys were there, did you say something?"
"We're taking this boat and you're taking us to the next town!"
"Do you know any nearby town?" "are these guys serious?"
"No I'm just as lost as you are Zoro." "what should we do?"
"Rargh! Where did that bird go?" "just take this damn thing by force"
"Don't worry we'll find him eventually."
"AAARRRGGGHHH!"
"Huh?"
"WAHAHAHAHA"
"What's so funny?"
"I love it when people try to be flashy. WAHAHAHAHA"
?
"Betraying your captain just so you can join mine? That is just gold! WAHAHAHAHA"
"So is that a yes?"
"WAHAHAHAHA! Of course, but before you join you must-"
"Oi!"
"What do you want you unflashy bastard?"
"I don't know what's going on but can you give me something to eat?"
"Asking for a last request are we?"
"No, I'm hungry."