Momonga's Predicament.
Momonga sat alone in his study room. He tried his best to think about anything else. He had heard everything Albedo said too Shalltear, and couldn't stop thinking about it. As a human Momonga had a fetish for bestiality and horse cock in particular. "Of course now that I'm an actual undead my libido shouldn't exist anymore, it's gone, right? "But then why! Why do I want to make Albedo's dream a reality so badly! They could be hurt!"
"Make what a reality Lord Ainz? Something I could help you with?" Albedo was inside his study room! How Long was she there? He didn't hear her footsteps entering the room at all. Did she hear him? Oh, this could be bad he thought.
"Ahem! Cough! Hi Albedo! How nice of you to show up, but I would like you to announce when you enter any of my private chambers please!" His cough was obviously faked, but he tried his best.
What is this feeling? he thought. His eyes stared at Albedo's breasts, causing her to quickly come up to him. "You can touch them again if you want Lord Ainz!"
"Ahhhh! Ahhh! No... No... I couldn't possibly defile my friend's creation!" Albedo forcibly grabbed his hand and placed it between her massive breasts. She was far too strong for him to stop her.
"They are... So... soft! Wait, Albedo! I can't!" He tried his best to push her away, but Albedo held onto him with an iron grip. He couldn't help it any longer, he stared down at her breasts and squeezed them lightly causing her to moan, and then looked down between her legs.
"No! What am I doing! This isn't right!" Albedo looked sadly at Lord Ainz, that had completely ruined her appetite for sex. Does Lord Ainz find me unsatisfactory? Perhaps my breasts need to be bigger.
"Oh wait! I know what the problem is Lord Ainz! You are always thinking one step ahead of me! How silly of me! I'm not in my see-through apron, am I? I'll go fix that, be right back my love!" Momonga shook his head violently, and his mouth dropped wide open. "No Albedo Wait!" Unfortunately, Albedo didn't even hear him, or chose to ignore his command!
"Oh, shit this is bad! Why isn't my undead passive working!? My libido is through the roof, I won't be able to resist Albedo! I need to go hide, and calm down! I don't even have a penis. It's not like I could even fornicate with her even if I wanted to!" Now that he thought about it fornicate sounded kinda nerdy.
"I should be safe here at least for a while." Momonga hid in the last place Albedo would have expected him to be, her own private quarters!
Seconds passed slowly, and he heard every single tick of the clock. "Damn this is nerve-wracking!" Laying down on Albedo's bed he pulled the covers over him and smelled them. Oddly enough it smelled just like the perfume on his bed! Perhaps the maids routinely used the same perfume on everyone's beds? Hmmmm?"
Momonga began to feel drowsy, and before he knew it, he had somehow lost consciousness. Waking up later, he had no idea how much time had passed, while he laid in her bed, but could hear Albedo speaking loudly outside her room. Oh crap, this isn't good Momonga thought. I've probably been here so long that Albedo is probably about to retire to her private quarters for the day! What do I do!
With nowhere in her room to hide, he decided to press his head against the door, and listen to what they were talking about.
"But! Where is he! You've checked every single floor thoroughly!? You are sure!? It's not like him to just disappear like that without warning! I've stayed up far too long already I have to sleep, but you keep searching for him, and wake me up early so I can resume my search." That voice was Albedo's.
Momonga felt terrible, he had worried not only Albedo but also the rest of the Floor Guardians. He could not understand how it was he fell asleep in her bed! He couldn't sleep he thought, but then what happened to him?
"Albedo..." Momonga wasn't sure what to say, but Albedo hearing his voice screamed with joy. "Lord Ainz! You are safe! Where are you? My lord?" Aww shit, I couldn't just let them worry about me, but if she finds me in her room...
Thinking about it, he had no choice but to reveal himself. How would he explain why he was in her room? "Um I'm in your room, sorry I didn't mean to worry anyone, but I actually think I fell asleep. I'm not sure how that was even possible though."
"Ohhh Lord Ainz-sama! As long as you are okay I don't care about any of that! Wait, you fell asleep you say? You didn't lay on my bed, did you? It has a special effect that causes the condition sleep, and I use it to sleep as fast as possible, So I can wake up as early as I can, to serve you! My Lord! The effect wears off in 8 hours exactly, that way I can always be on time.
"Oh, that explains why I fell asleep then. Well... um sorry about that, but I had better go! I have a lot of work to get done! Oh?" Albedo had grabbed his arm.
"I can get the bed ready for heavy use. I can temporarily remove the world-class item, which causes sleep. There we go it's all set for us! Lord Ainz-sama!" Momonga quickly tried to change the subject.
"Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh! Hey Albedo! Wait! Weren't you going to change into that apron?" It wasn't much, but It would buy him some more time.
"Oh! My Lord! I am sorry! I completely forgot, wait here! I'll be right back! Feel free to lay on my bed while you wait, master, a Supreme Being shouldn't have to stand!"
"Of course, I will lay on your bed, and await your return." He wasn't actually going to wait around for her of course, and instead, as soon as she left, He ran at a dead sprint down the hallway, in the opposite direction Albedo had gone!
"I feel bad lying to her, but it can't be helped! Lord Tabula I'm so sorry for this! Offf!" He had run straight into something very sturdy, but not hard, it felt soft like flesh. Shalltear Bloodfallen yelled angrily, "If this is your goddamn teasing about me, and Albedo being on a bed together again Aura! I'll kill You! Oh! Oh pardon me Lord Ainz-sama! I had completely mistook you for that little gremlin! Did you need something?" That's when he heard it, Albedo was incredibly loud.
"Lord Ainz-sama! Where are you!? You didn't wait on my bed? Did something happen My Lord? Maby he went this way!" He heard Albedo's footsteps approaching, and had no idea what to do. Albedo? Or Shalltear!? Either way I'm not going to have an easy time. Albedo was currently completed lusted though, and I don't think I can just talk my way out of her iron grip, and I definitely can't even entertain the thought of outrunning Albedo. Perhaps Shalltear won't get the wrong idea, If I just explain the situation, but I don't have the time! Albedo was approaching fast!
Grabbing Shalltear by her arm he pulled her into her room, and closed the door. Letting our a big sigh, Momonga spoke, "Man what a relief that was close!" He heard Albedo's footsteps grow louder, and louder until she was right in front of Shalltear's room! However Albedo continued to sprint down the hallway past her room. He was saved!
Shalltear let out a loud moan, and bent over in front of Ainz. "Lord Ainz! Lord Ainz-sama!... Just give me a second to prepare, I am almost ready for you to impregnate me!" She was breathing on his face, and her breath was incredibly warm, and moist. Her face was blushing, and he found that both cute, and attractive, but her yelling was so excited, and loud that anyone would have heard it! Could Albedo even possibly, have been far enough away to not hear that!? Momonga was expecting the latter.
Oh shit! She completely mistook why I pulled her, into her room all alone! What could he do though? Her kinky setting was far too high! Damn it Lord Peroroncino! You jerk! Turn that setting down a couple notches please!
"Actually Shalltear... I" Something slammed against the door stopping him dead mid sentence. With a loud crack the door was thrown open, and slammed against the wall with a loud thud. Albedo had heard Shalltear, and came to investigate just like Momonga had expected.
Looking at Lord Ainz, and then down to Shalltear with both her arms around his waist, her face got bright red, and she looked like she was about to burst into a murderous rage.
"What! What is the meaning of this! Lord Ainz! What is that Lamprey doing on you like that! Explain yourself!" Albedo was rightfully angry, not only did he lie to her, but he also got caught with Albedo's Kinky rival, attached to him like super glue. He couldn't get Shalltear's hands off, but that was to be expected. She was stronger than Albedo after all.
"A Supreme Being doesn't have to explain himself to you! He obviously wanted to impregnate me instead! So get out!" Albedo began to cry, and ran for the door, however Momonga yelled, "Stop! Albedo that isn't true. I haven't been honest with you guys at all, and I'm sorry about that.."
"What do you mean Lord Ainz-sama?" Albedo said while sniffling, she and Shalltear both locked their eyes with his, and stared him down until he talked.
"Fine... Fine! Okay, but you can't get mad okay?" Albedo, and Shalltear both nodded.
"Okay um... this is hard to say, but when I was in the other world... of Supreme Beings... I had a certain fetish." Albedo, and Shalltear looked at him excitedly.
"What is it! You can tell us anything Lord Ainz-sama!" Momonga shook his head.
"Absolutely not, I don't want to involve you in this fetish, because you could get hurt!" Shalltear, and Albedo both laughed. "It can't be that bad right? Everyone has their kinks Momonga. Also you can't just tell us all of that, and then say you can't tell us what it is!" Crap he wouldn't be able to talk his way out of this.
"I um... I have work to do! Sorry girls! Another time! Thanks! Bye!" He tried to rush for the door, but couldn't move at all. Shalltear, and Albedo both had a good grip around both his arms! He wasn't going to get away so easily!
"Not until you tell us what your fetish is master, It isn't good to suppress your desires!" She had a point, but if he told them this he would die of embarrassment if they told anyone else!
"Good point, but if I tell you, you can't spread any rumors okay?" They both replied together "Of course Lord Ainz-sama!"
"My fetish is... it involves a cock... a very large cock, and a girl." Albedo, and Shalltear looked puzzled. What did that mean? It didn't sound like a fetish at all, that was just normal sex.
"I don't... I don't understand what you mean Lord Ainz?" Shalltear was probably more confused than Albedo was, and she was like at least ten times more kinky, he thought.
"Okay... I overheard everything Albedo said... I was outside her door when she explained her dream too you. I have a fetish for horse cocks inside girls okay!" Albedo was stunned.
"Is that all Lord Ainz-sama?" Shalltear said. She didn't mind this at all! How!? "Actually Momonga you, and my creator Lord Peroroncino, had similar tastes. Horse cocks were a secret obsession of his. If you want we could reenact Albedo's dream with you." Momonga was actually stunned himself, how could she be so accepting of something that was so shameful for him to admit. Damn Lord Peroroncino! I never would have guessed you were into that as well!
"Yes we could... however... Sorry Momonga, but there is absolutely no way I'll let either myself, or Shalltear get actually ridden by the Bicorn. Looking back on my dream now it wasn't very realistic, and actual Bicorn sex could be very dangerous! It will be strictly oral, or you will have to fuck each of us with a horse cock of your own! Those are the only two options I'll accept Momonga!" A horse cock of my own? What the heck does she mean!
"Sorry Albedo, but even I can't just pull a functioning massive horse dick out of thin air!"
Albedo smiled "My Lord, that won't be a problem at all. I will talk with Demiurge, and see what he think's about the possibilities, of such a thing being able to be created. You still have nerves if you can feel stuff, we just need to figure out how to create, and attach something you can use. And don't worry, Demiurge is not one too gossip about others, your secret will be only known by the three of us." Albedo was actually right, he did still have feeling in his bones, and could even feel light touches, and warm sensations.
"Okay in the meantime... what would you like to do?" Albedo, and Shalltear both giggled together.
"I'll go get my Bicorn, Lord Ainz-sama. We are going to have some fun! Please watch, and enjoy my Lord!" Momonga was so ready for this he couldn't wait.
"Very well, I will wait here." Shalltear stayed by his side, still holding onto him tightly.
Momonga let out a big sigh, jeez what a relief! This could have been really bad, but somehow it turned out for the best. But my God! I wonder what my friends would say if they found out... At least Lord Peroroncino would be okay with it, but Lady Bukubukuchagama would annihilate him, for being into something kinkier than she even thought her brother was into. She would berate him with insults, and it would go something like this, "Momonga! Your tiny cock isn't even nearly as big as a horse cock! Stop being stupid! That fetish is ridiculous!"
Ten minutes had passed, and Albedo was having trouble getting her Bicorn to cooperate. She tugged, and tugged on its reins, but it was resisting her every single step of the way!
"Come on you stupid horse! Lord Ainz commands it! If you don't follow me now I'm going to pull you by something besides your reins, and it won't be very pleasant!" Her Bicorn shook it's head, and pushed her off it's reins. "Fine we'll do this the hard way!" Albedo reached down, and grabbed the Bicorn by it's balls! They were huge! It only took a small tug for the horse to fully cooperate. It knew she wasn't kidding about dragging it all the way to Shalltear's room by it's nuts if it resisted.
Albedo smiled. "That's a good Bicorn! Grabbing it by it's reins she lead him all the way to Shalltear's room, and opened the door, leading it inside.
"Nice! Nice! I was worried it might take you a while since you can't ride it yet, but after this session, that really shouldn't be a problem anymore. Are you both ready to begin?" Albedo shook her head.
"Just a bit longer Momonga, I need to calm my Bicorn down first. It was less than cooperative with me, so I had to take certain measures to get him to follow."
"Certain measures?" Momonga had a sneaking suspicion she did something sadistic to her poor Bicorn on the way to Shalltear's room, but didn't know what.
"Yes Momonga, certain special measures had to be taken." He could tell she didn't want to tell him what, and now he knew for sure, it was something sinister.
Albedo brushed the Bicorn's mane, and the Bicorn Neighed, and began to muzzle her. "Seems like it's calmed down enough now, Shalltear are you ready?"
Shalltear shook her head yes, and her, and Albedo both got down between the bicorn's legs, on their knees. Shalltear let her long slender tongue slide out, and gave the Bicorn a nice soft lick all the way up the shaft. "It neighed so that means it liked it right Lord Ainz?" Shalltear asked with a confused expression.
Momonga had no idea. Contrary to what most people thought about Shalltear, she mostly preferred women over men, and wasn't experienced with giving a blowjob. Although she definitely had the right tongue for such a thing.
Albedo helped Shalltear suck on it, but Shalltear had begun to wrap her tongue around the fat Bicorn cock. The Bicorn let out a loud Neigh! And flicked it's tail.
This is perfect Momonga thought, I'm really enjoying this, and no one is getting hurt! Shalltear's tongue is something else! Watching it slowly wrap itself around that giant cock is getting me so hot! She should be careful though... If that cock head gets inside her mouth, it's going to get fully erect, and it won't leave any room for her tongue to slip out. With her tongue stuck, and her mouth forced wide open she would be at the mercy of the Bicorn's dick! As it shot warm cock butter down her throat repeatedly. She would be unable to pull it out of her mouth!
Albedo was helping her blow off the horse, but recoiled in disgust. "Damn it you lamprey! Your tongue! It's wrapped around mine! That's nasty! Get off!" Shalltear could barely speak having nearly fit the whole Bicorn cock head in her mouth, and mumbled instead.
"I caun't!" Albedo looked at Shalltear, and saw what she meant, The Bicorn was fully erect now, and Shalltear's tongue would be stuck until it went flaccid.
At least she could still breathe through her nose, Shalltear thought.
"Dang it Shalltear! Why in the world would you try to fit that inside your mouth? I'll just have to deal with it I guess." Albedo looked at Momonga, and saw him staring at the scene, his eyes darted around to everything going on, and before he knew it. Splurt! The massive Bicorn cock had reached it's climax, and it filled Shalltear's mouth up several times over, forcing it all down her, and Albedo's throats, into their stomachs. Albedo couldn't close her mouth because Shalltear's tongue was squeezing around hers. Because of that Albedo had unwillingly swallowed massive loads of hot, thick Bicorn Butter.
Coughing repeatedly Albedo, and Shalltear were finally able to get their tongues free, and Shalltear pulled the massive Bicorn cock out of her mouth. It didn't just shoot inside Shalltear's mouth, but it was still going! Flowing out everywhere, covering Shalltear, and most of her room, and even Albedo was not spared. Momonga however activated a shield, he liked to watch it, but didn't want to actually get any on him. That would be gross!
This is getting out of hand! Momonga thought.
"Damn Shalltear... I guess your Lamprey mouth is actually good for something after all!" Albedo looked at Shalltear, she was covered in her Bicorn's semen, she was completely drenched in the stuff, and it wasn't just Shalltear either. The bed, the walls, the carpet, all of it was completed covered in thick Bicorn butter.
"Momonga clapped his hands. "Nice that was very entertaining, I just wish I had a penis so I could join in the fun..." Albedo looked at him sympathetically.
"One day you will Lord Ainz-sama!" Albedo said.
Shalltear was being unusually quiet, and was looking away from Momonga.
"Wow that was far more intense than I expected..." Shalltear said. She was trying her best to hide it, but her face showed she didn't like that at all. "I'm actually exhausted after that Momonga, do you mind if I go clean up, and retire for the night?" One of Shalltear's eyes was completely shut, the Bicorn had shot it's hot Bicorn load all over it.
"Getting that stuff in your eye really hurts!" Shalltear held her injured eye, and with her other one looked at Momonga. Shalltear didn't seem happy about this. She had been unprepared, and that made Momonga feel terrible. She was so understanding of the fetish, I just assumed she knew it inside and out already!
"Of course! You did a great job Shalltear, and look! You even made a new friend." The Bicorn gently nuzzled her, causing her to smile.
"Okay Bicorn time to go back to the stables." Albedo tried to mount her Bicorn, but instead of being able to ride it like she thought, it threw her off.
"But why? Was that not good enough for you! Stupid Bicorn!" The Bicorn shook it's head in defiance.
"Actually Albedo, upon reading this book closer, Bicorn's only allow women who have lost their virginity to ride on them. Not women who have sucked on a cock." Albedo angrily looked at her Bicorn, and then back to Shalltear.
"What!? Why the hell didn't you tell me that before! This is going to be such a pain in my ass! Literally!" Albedo's Bicorn knocked her down, It understood she wanted to ride it, and got ready to take her virginity with it's massive dick.
"Stop Lord Ainz! No not you Lord Ainz! The other Lord Ainz! If you keep trying to penetrate me, I'll rip it off!" Momonga was extremely confused! Had she named her Bicorn Lord Ainz as well? He would need to ask her to just shorten it to Ainz, or rename it later. That was going to get confusing fast.
"No way are you putting that thing in me! Lord Ainz! Now come on!" She dragged it out of the room, and Momonga could hear it resisting her in the hallway.
"Okay by the balls it is then!" Her Bicorn stopped resisting instantly upon hearing that, and Momonga's mouth fell wide open in complete shock. She was going to pull on something sensitive if he didn't stop resisting wasn't she! Oh my God! Actually she probably already did that!
"After I get him put back in the stables, I'm going straight to the bath to clean up... I didn't expect so much to shoot out! I'm covered!" Momonga made an ew noise, and watched as Albedo walked with a splat out of the room, her entire outfit covered in warm Bicorn Jizz.
"Lord Ainz, I am going to bathe now, but I will leave my clothes here for my vampire brides to clean for me, as well as my room." Momonga looked at her stripping, and before he could stop her she was completely nude, and moved incredibly fast out of the room, and down the hallway. He wanted to ask her if she was okay with doing this again, but he didn't get the chance.
Although Shalltear was kinky, and had many fetishes, he had the sneaking suspicion she only sucked that Bicorn's cock to please him, and she actually really disliked it. Although she knew her creator, Lord Peroroncino also loved horse cocks, this was the first time, she had ever actually participated in the fetish, and she had no idea what to expect. It was way too much for her, she had no idea it would blow such a big, thick load. She wouldn't of put it's cock head inside her mouth if she knew that ahead of time.
"Do all cocks blow such big loads? Lord Ainz... I hope yours isn't going to be that big. I can't get used to that!" No one else was in the bath, and Shalltear was just thinking out loud.
She could have said no... I wouldn't of forced her to suck it, if I knew she didn't want to. Maby I can make it up to her?
Jeez Shalltear! Everything's covered! They are going to have a cow when they see what Shalltear left them to clean!" Hmmm this turned out far better than I could have hoped for though, Momonga thought. No one was hurt, and he got to experience a fetish he had been keeping suppressed.
Finally having a moment of peace to himself. Opening Shalltear's room door he saw Aura, and the Pleiades with their ear up against the wall, right outside Shalltear's room!
Wait Momonga thought, Albedo can just summon, and un-summon her bicorn at will right? So why was she walking it down the hallway, in plain sight! He hadn't even questioned Albedo about that! They all probably saw Albedo covered in jizz!
"Wait a second... do we even have a stable?" Momonga mumbled to himself confused.
Shit! Did they hear anything else that happened earlier!? Momonga decided to find out himself. He couldn't help it.
"Hey ladies, what's up?" Before he could say another word, they had all quickly fled at a breakneck pace into each of their rooms.
Did they think he was going to cover them in thick slime as well? Did they know about the Bicorn!? They didn't even say anything they just ran away from him! That was not normal at all!
"Oh boy, I have a bad feeling about this!" Momonga didn't care who heard him now, nothing could be more embarrassing than everyone finding out about his fetish, and he was pretty sure they had just ran away from him in fear! They knew what they were doing with the Bicorn! Didn't they? Did they expect Momonga was going to forcibly do that to them as well!?
"Oh No! I'm so damn embarrassed!" One of Shalltear's vampire brides stopped in the hallway, and looked at Momonga with a concerned look.
"Hello Lord Ainz, is something wrong? Anything I can help you with my Lord?" Momonga's undead passive kept him cool headed, and he was actually able to speak in a confident calm tone.
"No I am fine. Everything's fine." The vampire bride held her head low to show her respect for the lord, of her Master, Shalltear Bloodfallen.
Shalltear's vampire bride had come from the direction Shalltear had went. "Very well Lord Ainz-sama please excuse me, but if you need anything, feel free to ask, I would do anything for you my Lord." Momonga nodded his head in agreement.
"I have been ordered to clean Shalltear's room immediately, and it has to be spotless before she gets back from her bath." Momonga looked at her with an, I'm so sorry look, and began to walk down the hallway towards his room in shame. The vampire bride seemed confused at his gesture, and before she walked into the room, he stopped her, and quickly said. "You may need... more help... If you need me too, I'll help you clean!" The vampire bride nervously shook her head no.
"No! I couldn't ask you to do such a mundane task Lord Ainz! Please do whatever else you need to! This task was given to me by Shalltear, I am unworthy of your help, and I already have more help coming. Shalltear already told us it was going to be a lot more work than normal, and I am prepared for anything!"
But are you really prepared for anything? Momonga thought to himself. Oh well she will see what I mean as soon as she walks into the room, not a thing I can do about it now.
"That's good... Um, yea I think I'll retire to my room for the night then." The vampire bride bowed her head, and Momonga began to walk down the hallway. That's when he saw multiple other vampire brides show up, and he heard the vampire bride from earlier, scream in surprise.
"Good Lord! It's everywhere! It's everywhere! It's absolutely EVERYWHERE!" The other vampire maids hurried to see why she was making such a big commotion.
"Hey shut up! You are being way too loud!" The other vampire brides ran into the room."Oh wow, It's covered! It's in every crack!"
"It smells like..." The end of that sentence was a whisper, and Momonga couldn't hear the word, but knew exactly what it was.
"It also looks like..."
"Pretty sure it is... But there's so much of it!"
"What did she do? Have an orgy party with every, single man in Nazarick at once!? It's so thick I can't even mop it up!"
"Oh course not you idiot, she was saving her virginity for Lord Ainz right?"
"Yes of course, but giving oral isn't the same as penetrative sex, and Shalltear certainly... has the tongue for it. Sucking off a couple guys would be no problem for Shalltear, she would still have her virginity intact for Lord Ainz." The other vampire brides giggled, and they actually sounded cute.
"Perhaps we could use some slimes to clean it up? Solution still owes me one, so I'll go talk to her about this. Technically these would be some kind of innocent creatures on the floor... pretty sure they are still alive too! Not sure if it's a human's or a monster's though, but this is about as innocent as you can get!
Oh God! No! Please No! Don't bring solution in to clean it up! I think I'm going to be sick, Momonga thought.
"I would throw all my monthly allowance, on it being monster jizz though. It's way too thick to be a human's."
"Yes your right! Oh! You don't think Lord Ainz..." "Oh my!" "Quiet! He might hear us!" "Do not even entertain the thought!" The vampire brides all giggled together, but this time it sounded far too terrifying, and sadistic.
I don't want to hear another word out of their mouths! I am being completely slandered! In my world, if I was caught doing something so scandalous with someone who worked under me, I would be in boiling hot water!
Momonga couldn't hear that last part though. Perhaps Lord Ainz what? Crap... Momonga thought.
Momonga hurried down the hallway trying to get out of ear range of the vampire maids. "I am so sorry!" Momonga yelled out loud, and he heard one of the vampire brides excitedly raise her voice.
"Shalltear was completely covered, but I also saw Albedo walk out covered in jizz as well, and she had her bicorn with her!"
"Shut the hell up! If you can talk this much you aren't working hard enough!" SMACK!
"Ow!" Momonga flinched, he could hear that blow, she was smacked incredibly hard in the face!
"Ohhhhhh! My Lord! He did! Didn't he!" SMACK!
"Owwwwww! Why did you hit me so hard! You didn't hit her that hard!"
"Shut up and mop! Or you are licking the floor clean by yourself, and it better be spotless before Shalltear get's back!"
"No! I'll work! Please don't make me clean the floor with my tongue!" Good Lord! Momonga thought, that would be the worst punishment possible! She wasn't being serious right? Right? There was more Bicorn butter on the floor than the walls, and ceiling combined.
Oh well Momonga thought. Whatever they are thinking they aren't actually correct anyway. He only watched! He didn't do anything to them! He was innocent! He was completely innocent!
He continued down the hallway, finally out of range to hear the vampire brides. Although they had gotten completely silent, after that one threatened to make one of them clean the entire floor by herself, with her tongue, if she didn't keep her mouth shut.
"Yea... I don't blame them... That certainly would suck!" He was already to Albedo's room, their rooms were actually closer than you would think, and the hallway wasn't that long.
Looking at Albedo's room as he passed, Momonga had a great idea pop up in his head.
"Might as well, go back to my room, but first... I will borrow Albedo's item that causes sleep. That is the best way for me to relax without being disturbed! She won't mind right? And it's completely safe what could go wrong?
Momonga took the item, and not knowing how it actually worked, looked at it puzzled. How do I get it to activate? It's not doing anything. Did his undead passive build up immunity to it already! No that didn't make sense! He just randomly threw it on his bed. He just laid there, thirty minutes passed, and nothing.
"I can't sleep!"
"Me either Lord Ainz-sama!" It was Albedo! Crap! Momonga spoke with a calm serious voice.
"Sorry I borrowed your item without asking, Albedo, that was rude of me." Albedo shook her head.
"I do not mind at all Lord Ainz! Everything that belongs to me also belongs to you My lord!" Momonga nodded, that actually was true.
"Um... you're Bicorn was a summon right? Why did you walk it to Shalltear's room, and back down the hallway, couldn't you have just simply un-summoned it? And do we even have a stable Albedo?" Albedo looked at him with an understanding expression.
"I knew you would catch onto that Lord Ainz. My mount hasn't been very cooperative lately, and refuses to be summoned most of the time, so I'm just keeping him summoned for now, it doesn't drain my mana or anything, and it doesn't even need to eat, or drink! I've even found a new way to persuade him, that is very, very effective. However upon trying to persuade him to let me ride him, no matter how hard I squeezed or tugged on them, it still wouldn't let me on it." Oh! Fuck! Momonga thought. That poor Bicorn! He had taken one for the team! I'll have to brush, and pamper him later to make things right between us!
Grabbing the bull by the balls huh? That was indeed a saying in his world, well, only in this cause, it was actually grabbing the Bicorn by the balls. Ouch! Even I couldn't resist that much pain if it was anything like in my world. A simple flick to the balls could take me down. Imagining Albedo, squeezing and tugging on them just made him squirm. Even I would scream in complete agony! Hardcore BDSM was not one of my fetishes! He didn't even enjoy watching it.
"Hmmm? Albedo? Albedo?" Hmmm... She's sound asleep, but her grip on me hasn't weakened a bit. Why do I have to be so weak? What I wouldn't give for the strength to be able to pry her fingers off me! Even using both my hands, I can't even get one of her pinky fingers to budge at all!
Hopefully no one would come in, and get the wrong idea about this. It was incredibly awkward when he couldn't fall sleep as well. Eight hours of this... Well I guess it's not so bad Albedo has earned it.