Eclair Ecleir Eicler's Master Plan.
Eclair had always dreamed of taking over Nazarick, but he knew he needed an heir first. He had secretly captured Zesshi, A denizen of the New World that proved to be quite a powerful opponent.
Eventually, though she was overcome by the many minions under Eclair's control, and he had convinced her that he was the most powerful being in this world. Zesshi was surprised by how loyal his many powerful minions were, and decided he wasn't lying.
This man was powerful she thought, finally someone worthy of impregnating me! I'll bear his children! His name she thought suited him well. He was indeed, The Great Ainz Ooal Gown she had heard about, and searched for. Finally! The time has come!
"You will allow me to bear your first child, Lord Ainz Ooal Gown. You don't have a choice." What she actually believed me? Well of course she did! Eclair thought to himself. I am amazing after all!
"Very well, Zesshi. I, the powerful Lord Ainz Ooal Gown will impregnate you!" I heard a loud kick to my door. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ECLAIR!? OPEN UP! OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!" No! I thought. She would ruin my plans! That was Albedo's voice!
"Leave me alone Albedo! Stop kicking my door!" Her kicks only got louder, and he saw his door start to give in. The Pleiades had come to see what all the commotion was about, but seeing Albedo kicking the door violently, they decided they had better not get involved and decided to hightail it out of there.
"Wait, girls. Come here." Unfortunately, it seems Albedo had noticed us... "He's role-playing as Lord Ainz Ooal Gown! He used his name! How unforgivable!" What? That was Eclair's room they thought. What did she mean by role-playing as Lord Ainz Ooal Gown?
"I'M OPENING THE DOOR OKAY! STOP KICKING IT!" Eclair knew he was going to have a hard time explaining who Zesshi was, and why she was completely naked before him.
"Zesshi, please stand up, stop bending over!" I rose up without a word. Had something happened? Why wasn't he breeding me yet? As soon as Eclair unlocked the door, someone had slammed it open. Crushing him between the door and the wall. "Ohhhfff!" He was only mildly hurt, but the Pleiades also ran through the door smashing him with it repeatedly.
Looking around Albedo was confused, she saw a strange woman just standing there naked, but no sign of Eclair. "Eclair! Come out now!" Albedo sounded pissed! "I'm behind the door... Cough!" He felt like his insides were just crushed, and couldn't stand.
Eclair felt powerful, but also silky soft gloved hands pick him up, and hold him in the air. Looking straight at him with a murderous gaze, was Albedo! She's so terrifying Eclair thought, as he began to sweat bullets, which messed up his hair.
"Albedo I can explain!" Albedo shook her head. "No, you won't be explaining it to me Eclair. You and this girl will be explaining it in front of Lord Ainz! You know you aren't allowed to bring anyone from the New World, into the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Not without Lord Ainz's direct permission! Also using his Supreme name, and pretending to be Lord Ainz is treason!" She was taking them to Lord Ainz? Zesshi thought to herself. This wasn't Lord Ainz?
"You did ask for his permission didn't you?" I remained silent. If I said no, I was sure Albedo would make my insides, became my outsides, but if he said yes, and she found out I was lying later, my insides would still be his outsides. Either way, I got the short end of the stick.
I was sitting on my throne, and Albedo asked me to call everyone to this meeting, but Albedo didn't explain why to me. Looking down at the strange girl with my intense, glowing, red eyes, my mouth dropped wide open in shock. She was completely naked!
"Albedo who's that!? Actually I have a better question." Momonga paused. "What is that Lord Ainz-sama?" "Why's she naked?" Albedo shook her head.
"I don't know Lord Ainz." Dropping Eclair hard onto the ground she pressed her foot hard on top of his back. Ouch! That looks painful! Momonga thought to himself.
"Lord Ainz, why don't you ask Eclair himself? He knows exactly who she is." Ohhhh! How did I get myself into this mess? Eclair thought. If I say one wrong word, Albedo will crush me like an insect under her powerful legs! They're pretty beautiful though, aren't they? No, I have to think of how I'm going to explain this to Lord Ainz!
"He was using your title. He called himself, and had this woman addressing him as, The Great Lord Ainz Ooal Gown!" Was Eclair trying to take Momonga's glory for himself? I would slaughter him without hesitation if that were the case.
"I apologize Lord Ainz, I simply think highly of you, and wanted to project your awe-inspiring confidence. This woman is my bride. Please allow her to stay." I'll kill you for this Lord Ainz! Albedo! Eclair thought to himself. How utterly ludicrous it was, for a Supreme Being such as himself to be subjected to this! After I impregnate Zesshi, I will end you all! "I WILL STAND AT THE TOP!" Eclair shouted out without intentionally meaning to. Eclair had been having random, intense, angry outbursts lately for some reason I was almost concerned, Momonga thought to himself.
Momonga looked at him intensely his eye glowing an intense red. "And what exactly will you stand at the top of, Eclair?" FUCK! I thought out loud! "I just thought... Al...bedo..." I felt her powerful foot stomp on my stomach.
I will crush this little creature if Lord Ainz gives me permission! Albedo was digging her heel into me, she was going to crush my insides! "Lord Ainz may I ask you something, my Lord?" Momonga looked at Albedo.
"Of course Albedo. What is it?" Albedo grinned wide. "Can I crush him?" Oh wow, Albedo was intense right now! Eclair is just a guild joke, I'm sure he isn't actually being nefarious. "No Albedo. You may not crush him. That is unless he doesn't beg for forgiveness right here and now." I looked up at Lord Ainz. He was joking, right? Me beg before an inferior being?
"BEG!" Albedo snarled at Eclair angrily after noticing he was hesitating. "I... Beg for your... forgiveness... Lord Ainz!" "LOUDER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU BEGGING!" Albedo was going to kill me!
"I BEG FOR YOUR MERCY LORD AINZ-SAMA! FORGIVE ME! PLEASE!" Albedo looked down disappointed. "Can I... Lord Ainz?" I shook my head.
"No, that sounded sincere enough. I will forgive you this once Eclair but don't make this a habit. I will also be taking this girl from you. She shouldn't be walking around nude." WHAT? I can't let him take my Zesshi! Who else am I going to breed with then!? Shalltear, Rubedo, Albedo, and even Aureole Omega would kill me if he asked to breed with them. Any of the Pleiades would as well!
"I.. understand Lord Ainz. Thank you for your mercy." I'll fucking kill this piece of shit! I'll kill him and Albedo so badly for this! Eclair thought to himself. "THEY WILL SUFFER GREATLY! BEGGING AT MY FEET FOR MERCY!" Huh? What did he just say? I think it was nothing... He has to be joking right? Momonga thought to himself.
"Allow me to crush this worm for you Lord Ainz! HOW DARE YOU YELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT LORD AINZ!" I'm a goner! She's going to crush me like a pathetic little insect! Someone... stopped her stomp, but who? Zesshi? IT WAS ZESSHI!
"I won't allow you to hurt my master any further!" Hmm, she's strong for a human... but... "Not strong enough!" Albedo smacked Zesshi across the room, like she was some kind of volleyball, and into the wall. "PATHETIC!"
"ALBEDO THAT WAS RUDE! APOLOGIZE! She's our guest!" I had to intervene because she was causing a ruckus, although Eclair's outbursts were starting to get concerning. I will have to have him watched secretly by Shalltear. "YES MY LORD! I APOLOGIZE FOR MY RUDENESS!" Zesshi had gotten up, and brushing herself off spit out blood.
"Albedo... Breed with me." Wait... did she just say what I think she did? No way I must have misheard her. "You have to be joking. We are both women, we can't breed, and I wouldn't want to anyway!" Lies Zesshi thought any Succubus could summon a penis if they wanted too.
"You lie, you're a Succubus correct?" Albedo nodded. "Then you can summon a penis. Now do it, and make me your breeding bitch. You're strong. I want to bear your children!" I couldn't believe what he just heard, and my mouth dropped wide open. Albedo could summon a penis!? Momonga thought to himself.
"I refuse. What a disgusting little creature you are. What's your name?" Zesshi grinned wide at her. "It's Zesshi, Zesshi Zetsumei." Albedo smiled back at her. Technically penetrating her wouldn't mean she had lost her virginity. She would keep her vaginal virginity, and save that for Lord Ainz.
I can't let Lord Ainz find out though... I will have to do this discreetly. "Okay well, the meeting is dismissed, everyone. Please get back to what you were doing. I myself have a lot of work to do." Everyone bowed before Lord Ainz, except Zesshi causing Albedo to pull her to the ground by force.
"Zesshi, I would like to talk to you at the hot springs. Just you and me." Hmmm? Why did Albedo want to talk to me at the hot springs? If she wasn't going to impregnate me, I'm not interested. "Sorry I will have to pass. I need to be impregnated soon." She noticed Albedo grin wide, they were all alone in the throne room now, and Albedo could be a little more thorough.
"I'll drag you there by force if you won't come by yourself." Albedo glared at her. "I decided I will, in fact, make you my breeding bitch." Zesshi smiled wide and nodded.
"Aureole Omega. Open a gate to the baths in the throne room please." "Of course Albedo! It's done!" Walking into the gate they both dissipated from sight, and the gate slammed shut. Walking out from behind Lord Ainz's throne was none other than I! The Eclair The Great!
"I can't allow you to breed her before me Albedo!" Using my pilfered guild ring to teleport to the hot springs, I was in hot pursuit of them. "I hope I'm not too late!" Eclair waddled all the way to the women's side but didn't see them. Where are they? He thought.
"Oh, Albedo... It's much bigger than even I expected! I'm impressed! Not only are you the strongest creature I've ever met. You are also the most well endowed I have ever seen." That voice Eclair thought. No! It was Zesshi's! Their on the men's side! "Ohhhhhhhhh! OHHHHHHHH!" NOOOOOOOOO! I was struggling to waddle on the slippery wet stone ground, and waddled tripping all the way to the men's side. Upon looking in I saw Albedo had already penetrated her! I was too late!
"Oh, I didn't expect a penis to feel this good. I should do this too Shalltear as well, to get her out of the running as Lord Ainz's wife! Lord Ainz can't impregnate her if I do first! But you will have to do for now!" I was already rock hard. Well if you can't beat em. Join em, right? This is pretty hot to watch, and they don't seem to notice me. I could probably rub a quick one.
"Oh, you're right Albedo! If you impregnate Shalltear, as well she totally won't be able to bear his child anytime soon! She would be ruined!" Zesshi yelled excitedly.
Hmmm? I heard a noise on the women's side. Looking down I didn't see anything, but I felt a hot breath on myself. "Shalltear! Bloodfallen!" She was breathing heavily, and her body trembled. Saliva was practically dripping off her tongue. Was she enjoying this!? She was watching it as well! We're both peeping together! Perverts unite!
Looking at her I gave Shalltear a thumbs up, which Shalltear returned. I had finally connected with another pervert like myself, but I still couldn't even think about breeding Shalltear. She would tear it off!
So far they hadn't been noticed since the wall was tall, but if Albedo looked up we would both be fucked. One of us would be literally fucked, while I would be killed!
"I'm going to fucking force my way into Shalltear just like I'm doing to you, Zesshi! I will destroy her with my fat dick!" "UHHHHH!" Shalltear had just let out a loud moan, and Albedo had noticed she was watching from the top of the wall. Thankfully she didn't see me hiding on the women's side. I had jumped and nearly broke both my legs.
Even if I had broken them, it would still have been better than getting caught by Albedo! She would do something far worse to me!
"Oh my. You just couldn't wait, could you? YOU EAGER LITTLE LAMPREY SLUT! TAKE ALL MY SEED! LORD AINZ WILL NEVER LOVE YOU NOW! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAR HIS CHILDREN! I WILL BREED YOU FOREVER!
Zesshi had gotten bored waiting for Albedo to stop fucking Shalltear's brains out, and got up to go soak on the women's side. Perhaps she would find someone who was strong enough to impregnate her. "Oh, Master!?" "UHHH!? SHUT UP ZESSHI SHUT UP! THEY WILL HEAR YOU!" I'm a dead penguin!
"Lord Eclair, have you come to impregnate me!? Albedo didn't!" "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Hmmm?" I couldn't understand why Eclair would quiet me for.
whispering softly in her ear, I knew it was now or never. I needed that heir, and I needed it now! "Zesshi, I'm going to impregnate you. You don't have a choice." Zesshi moaned in pleasure as Eclair thrust inside her now gaping pussy. Albedo had stretched it quite far! I lasted a whole ten seconds inside her, technically that's a new record!
So much faster than Albedo! Zesshi thought to herself. "Perfect!" "Hmm..." Eclair could feel the fur on the back of his neck raise.
"Ohhh... Eclair... You heard everything Shalltear and I did didn't you?" I froze up so much regret. I can't talk my way out of this... calm down Eclair CALM DOWN, AND THINK! THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO SURVIVE THIS!
Shalltear excitedly answered for him. "No, he saw it all, Albedo, everything. I saw him trying to beat his meat off at the top of the wall! He was staring intently at you while jacking off when I climbed up there to watch you and that girl." "Shalltear!? You little, traitorous, Bitch!"
"IS THAT SO!" If looks could kill... I'd already have been dead. Eclair thought to himself. Her eyes were filled with murderous intent!
"UHHHHH! You'll let me finish first, right!?" I was screwed, and moaned out in regret! She was going to kill me!
"Well, you do look rather tight." "HUH!?" NO WAY IS SHE GONNA!? I was slammed against the ground, and Albedo forced herself inside of my mouth. GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!