Two Hearts, One Hot! Hot! Spring!
The day of reckoning had finally come, Tabula thought to himself. The girl's temporary control over the men started today. I was told to wake up early and meet in the throne room. Getting up I shook the rust off my body. I had overslept, and I was already late!
The girls had played us at the Hot Springs in a game of dodgeball and won. We had all agreed, the winner gets to tell the other sex what to do for an entire fourteen days, and they had to be completely obedient. The only things off limits were torture. That rule was made by Momonga himself.
"Damn it Discord... If you had actually shown up to represent the men, we might have won that!" Using my ring to teleport to the throne room, I could see Bukubukuchagama was the only one left here. That's not surprising since I was about an hour late.
"Really Tabula... I've been waiting here a bit over sixty minutes for you! Sixty VERY LONG MINUTES! I was starting to think you weren't going to show you jerk!" I bowed my head and apologized. "I'm sorry Bukubukuchagama! I overslept." I paused and looked around while fidgeting nervously. No one else was here, the room was completely empty besides us.
"Where's everyone else at?" Bukubukuchagama held a slimy tentacle up to my face.
"They've already found their partner for the day, and headed out to do whatever they wanted them to." I blushed bright red. Did she choose me? No way, I must have just been the leftovers.
Bukubukuchagama was known for teasing people relentlessly. Everyone else probably just avoided her like the plague, and of course, her brother, Peroroncino, knew full well how absolutely devilish she could be. He would have been the first one to run for cover.
"Hey, I don't like the way you're looking at me Tabula... Anyway, don't you wanna know who got chosen by who?" I nodded my head. I had gotten here an hour late, the least I could do is let her share some juicy gossip. "Sure, I mean I guess so, why not?" Bukubukuchagama giggled, she seemed to enjoy giving me the dirty details, and I'm kind of interested myself.
"Momonga obviously got chosen by Albedo. Everyone totally saw that one coming, and I wasn't surprised one bit! If you had actually arrived, Albedo may have chosen you instead, but for getting here so late, you don't get that luxury. You're gonna be stuck with me!" "AHAHAHAHA!" Bukubukuchagama giggled sadistically, and I recoiled for a second before nodding my head.
Oh No! A sudden realization hit me. Bukubukuchagama had sixty minutes to think of a way to make me pay for each minute she waited, and not just sixty minutes either. They were, SIXTY VERY LONG MINUTES!
"Yeah... sorry about that. Whatever you want me to do." I paused in fear. "I'm sure it's not too bad right?" "Hahahaha!" Bukubukuchagama only giggled back at me in response, and that started to get me spooked. "Actually... This is illegal... this has to be ILLEGAL!" Bukubukuchagama continued giggling harder and harder.
Was Tabula really that afraid of me? This was going to be fun! "Touch Me was chosen by Rubedo surprisingly, I really didn't see that one coming, and I chose you. The rest of the boys also got chosen by most of the Pleiades. Cocytus and Entoma made an especially cute couple!" Entoma Zeta? He thought. That horrifyingly hot insect maid? Aww, man! That maid was so cute, but I got the feeling she could actually be pretty horrifying as well, such a turn on!
"Aww, man! If I didn't get here late! I could have chosen Entoma!" Bukubukuchagama blushed and shook her slimy body at him. "No that's not how this works! The girls get to chose!" Oh... but maybe it could have happened... She doesn't know if Entoma would have chosen me or not... "Hey what about your brother? I'm guessing Shalltear went with Peroroncino?" Bukubukuchagama nodded her head.
"Of course, you idiot. Do you really think she would allow anyone else to take my brother? Her glare was so deadly, that no one even dared to think about it." Tabula laughed. "Well, I guess I should have known she would be protective of her creator." Bukubukuchagama nodded her slimy body.
"Anyway, You've made me wait long enough. Meet me at the Hot Springs, I'll be on the girl's side waiting for you. Also, don't be nervous, it's just going to be you, and me there okay? I have it reserved all day for us!" Reserved? Really? Had she really planned to take me from the start!? "How did you decide which girls got to choose which man first?" Bukubukuchagama laughed hard.
"Chain of command from highest to lowest, of course. That means I got to choose first since I'm the only Supreme girl. Then It was the floor guardians, and then the Pleiades got the last pick." She did plan this ahead of time! She was gunning for me from the start! FUCK! I wasn't her only choice! She's going to do something terrible! I just know it!
"I assume I'm supposed to bring a towel into the bath and cover myself?" Tabula sounded confused, but that's to be expected. "I don't have any clean towels in my room, the maids had taken them all to clean them or something, for some reason. I'll just have to grab a towel when I get to the men's changing room."
"If you can find one go ahead and bring it, but I am certain you won't find any towels in Nazarick..." Bukubukuchagama paused. "If I find you went to the New World and bought one. This will get very unpleasant for you, so don't even think about it!"
What? Why was she certain that I wouldn't be able to find a towel in Nazarick? The bathhouses had hundreds of towels, if not more, freshly cleaned every day.
"Anyway, I will meet you at the hot springs. Come to the women's side when you get ready." Bukubukuchagama looked a lot more red than pink at the moment I thought, what kind of devious plot was she planning? I have a bad feeling about this!
"Okay Great!" Bukubukuchagama without waiting used her guild ring to teleport out of my sight, as I shook in fear of what she had planned.
I arrived on the women's side and waited for Tabula. He had better get here soon this time. Ten long minutes passed, and I decided to message him.
"Tabula! Where are you!" I could hear him panicking in the background. "What do I do!? What do I do!?" "I... I've looked everywhere on both the women's and men's side of the dressing rooms, but I can't find one! Not a single one!" Hmm, he is still looking for a towel!? Tabula doesn't know when to quit, does he?
"I CAN'T FIND A TOWEL!" Hmmm? Yea that was kind of the first thing I got rid of. I knew he would hide behind a towel if I gave him the chance. We don't need a towel for what I had planned for them to do.
"I can't just wear my clothes in the bath. I... I'm going to have to go commando..." "I don't give a damn! GET OVER HERE NOW! Run until you can't anymore!" Tabula responded very quickly, and loudly. "Of course! Bukubukuchagama!"
"That's LADY BUKUBUKUCHAGAMA TO YOU MAGGOT!" "Yes! Yes, Lady Bukubukuchagama!" Tabula had run all the way to the woman's side. I could hear him panting, and saw him poke his head around the corner.
He was breathing far too heavily. He probably ran the entire way just like I asked him to. Finally, he listens! He was making this so difficult!
Patiently, I waited for him to enter the bath, but he just kept peeking around the corner nervously. Every time he timidly peeked around the corner, I just wanted to slap him, right in his stupid face!
"Tabula what are you doing? GET IN THE FUCKING BATH!" Tabula paused and was struggling to try and explain something that I didn't care about.
"Uh... Bukubukuchagama I... I don't have anything..." "Any what?" If he says towels, I'm gonna flip my shit!
"Um... I have nothing to cover up my..." I already knew what he was getting at, and I don't care!
"I KNOW! YOU SAID THAT EARLIER! NOW GET IN THE DAMN BATH!" "YES! LADY BUKUBUKUCHAGAMA!" He slowly walked into the baths, and I could see he already had a semi hard-on. He was enjoying this, wasn't he? Now I just had to give him a push to get into the nice warm water. It would do the rest itself.
He slowly poked his toes in and kept pulling them out. He repeated this many times. "Umm... Bukubukuchagama... the water is a lot hotter than it usually is!" "Tabula..." I paused and got ready to scream loudly. "GET IN THE FUCKING WATER! NOW!"
Trying his best to cover his swelling genitals, Tabula quickly got into the steamy bath, and let out a sigh. "Well... This... is actually pretty relaxing."
"Yea see, it's not bad at all, and we are the only ones here. It's nice and quiet." Bukubukuchagama paused. "Kind of romantic isn't it?" I have needs, and Momonga already showed he wasn't going to be interested in pleasing me. I'll have to settle for 2nd best.
"Uhhh... Yes? Lady Bukubukuchagama?" This is awkward. He was still trying to cover his hard-on, but it was far too big now to hide, a wasted effort. Give it up I thought. I licked my slimy lips. I bet it's nice and hard too, but still soft to the touch!
Tabula didn't like me licking my slimy body at all, and quickly moved away from me. "Okay, Tabula... Now you're just being ridiculous! GET OVER HERE!" Tabula had moved to the other side of the bath from me. He was getting cold feet, and I could tell he was nervous. I was losing him, he was way too inexperienced to know what I wanted. He was a virgin after all.
"Tabula... Come closer..." Tabula barely moved a couple of inches closer to me. "Are you kidding me? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? COME OVER HERE!" "Hmmm?" Tabula let out a mumble, and slowly shuffled closer, and closer.
"Bukubukuchagama..." I felt like my heart was going to explode, and was blushing hard, but so was Bukubukuchagama. At least I think she was blushing... if I'm being honest I can't really tell, but she looked bright red. I suppose it could be the hot water making her turn so pink.
I had to try to make some small talk with Tabula. He was far too timid to make a move on me. "The baths are pretty hot, aren't they? They really get the blood pumping. Especially... to certain... sensitive areas." "Yea..." He still wasn't making a move on me! Come on! I can't be the initiator! I'm like a fragile caster trying to frontline in a fight!
"MAN IT SURE IS NICE, AND WARM IN HERE, BUT I FEEL THIS COLD DRAFT! IT WOULD BE NICE IF SOMEONE HELD ME TIGHT!" Tabula looked at me both horrified, and confused.
Oh, God! She's teasing me, isn't she! That is so mean! She knew I was a virgin like Momonga! I can't take this. My heart is gonna explode! "Um, Bukubukuchagama... Can I go now... Please..." "No, NO! YOU MAY NOT!" Bukubukuchagama's voice was low and angry.
Screw this I thought. I'll have to make the first move. He's so oblivious, but I made it so obvious! Boys are so stupid sometimes! Hesitantly I began to move up Tabula's leg causing him to recoil a bit. "OH UM! Bukubukuchagama!?" Just a little closer... and.. "Pop!"
Tabula was surprised by my sudden jab, but I had managed to completely engulf his rock hard rod. It's actually pretty big. "Oh... Um... Oh Bukubukuchagama... you're on my!" I can't take this much stimulation! Bukubukuchagama is being so rough!
"Shhh... you're ruining the moment Tabula. I know full well what I'm doing. Now lay back and relax." This is embarrassing, but I just realized I have no idea where a slime girl's clit is! "Tabula, could you thrust a little bit in random directions?" Tabula's face was bright red, but he did what he was told.
"Splat! Pop!" Huh? Why the hell did he stop!? "Keep going Tabula, I don't have all day. THRUST!" "Pop! Pop!" Oh no... I'm getting close to popping off already! Thrusting inside of her just makes the incredible stimulation much stronger!
"Why do you keep stopping Tabula? Am I squeezing too tight?" "SPLURT! SPLURT! SPLURT!" WAIT A SECOND! DID HE ALREADY!? NO WAY! "Sorry Lady Bukubukuchagama, was I supposed to pull out when I blew my load?" He's been inside me all of thirty seconds! He didn't even hit me clit a single damn time! I'm not letting him get all the damn pleasure! I tightened around his cock.
"BUKUBUKUCHAGAMA GET OFF! IT'S TOO SENSITIVE GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES PLEASE!" "Five minutes for thirty seconds of fun for me? Yea no way!" Tabula reached down and tried his best to pull me off her swollen cock, but it was absolutely futile. He can claw at me, and pull on me all he wants, I'm practically superglued to his dick now!
"Okay... okay I think I can handle this... Just don't move okay!? "SLURP! SPLURT!" "OH! THERE RIGHT THERE YOU HIT IT!" I hit what!? "You mean right here?" "No..." "What about right here Lady Bukubukuchagama?" "NO!" Do I have to do everything for him!? I can force his cock against my clit myself. I don't need him sloppily thrusting any longer.
"Pop!" "Oh wait a second Bukubukuchagama! WAIT! IT'S TOO SENSITIVE!" "Hell no, I've done enough waiting today!" Bukubukuchagama tightened her slimy body around my cock. "I only just found my clit, and I'm going to get a goddamn orgasm!" "POP! SPLURT!"
"FUCK!" I can't get Bukubukuchagama off! This is such agonizing torture! Laying back in the hot spring I plunged my head underwater and held my breath. This helped a bit to distract me from the overly intense stimulation. "Tabula you're going to drown before I get an orgasm, get your head out of the water!" He isn't listening...
"Come on Bukubukuchagama, this is all I can do to try, and ignore the intense pain! It really hurts you know! I don't like it!" That's too bad because I'm not stopping until I finish! "SLAP! POP!" Good, God! Just when I thought she couldn't squeeze tighter she goes and proves me wrong! "SPLURT! SPLURT! SPLURT!" Did he just... again? No... fucking... way!
"OKAY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUKUBUKUCHAGAMA GET OFF IT HURTS! YOU ARE GOING TO CAUSE NERVE DAMAGE!" Damn... he might be right, but at least I know where my clit is now. I'll give him five minutes to rest.
"Okay I'll give you five minutes, so get ready." "FIVE MINUTES!? I NEED FIVE DAYS TO RECOVER!" "That's too bad Tabula because you're only getting five minutes." I'm going to die! I can't take any more of Bukubukuchagama!
The five minutes past like seconds and Bukubukuchagama was once again assaulting me. "Okay, In you go!" "POP!" "EEEEK!" I gritted my teeth and laid back in agony as she continued defiling me. Game over man... GAME OVER!
"Okay I finally had an orgasm, and I'm ready for a second one!" "GOD PLEASE NO! NO!" "AHAHAHAHA! I'm just teasing you. Good job Tabula, but I will require your assistance twice weekly at the least, so you better get more endurance."
"After today... I think I've gotten far more endurance..." Bukubukuchagama raised a tentacle up to me and gently caressed my neck with it. "Well Tabula, I'll go on ahead. You are dismissed for tonight." I nodded at Bukubukuchagama as I tried to regain control of my legs. Bukubukuchagama was being so rough that my legs had muscle spasms and wore themselves out.
"Ahhhh... there we go, that wasn't so bad." After limping my way back to the men's locker room, I quickly found my locker and opened it. Looking inside I saw my locker was empty there was nothing inside, but this is where I put my gear...
"BUKUBUKUCHAGAMA, YOU LITTLE BITCH!" I'm completely naked, but I'll have to walk all the way back to my room in the nude. She's so evil! Fortunately, I got all the way to the throne room with no trouble at all. I didn't have any awkward encounters since the other men were probably still busy taking orders.
Walking past the throne room I saw the door was cracked a bit, and peaking in I saw Momonga huddled behind his throne. He was too tall to hide behind it completely, but I guess some cover was better than nothing.
Opening the large throne room doors I walked in. "Momonga! Lady Bukubukuchagama... she..." Momonga shook his head and raised his hand up to stop me. "I know Tabula, right now I'm hiding from Albedo, but I have an extra guild ring if you want it. You can use it to teleport to your room. Just give it back later.
"Thanks, Momonga, you really are a good friend!" I'm glad he believed me without a doubt. I had no idea what Lady Bukubukuchagama did to him, but he was nude of any gear. Poor guy got mugged, and that makes me feel bad for what's about to happen to him now. Better him than me though. If I did everything right, Tabula will have to deal with Albedo, while I get to hide here in peace. I had sneakily swapped around the nameplates on our doors, so he will think he teleported to his room, but he has actually teleported to my room. The magic for teleporting is located inside our room's nameplates, and not the room itself.
Using Momonga's spare guild ring I used it to teleport outside of my room. I couldn't teleport directly inside since I did not have my guild ring, and our rings stopped teleportation into anyone's private rooms. Slowly I opened the door to my room, it was completely pitch black inside. That's odd, I could have sworn I had left the lights on in my room. Oh well, I would have had to turn the lights off anyway to sleep.
I stumbled through the dark to my bed but tripped over some kind of pillow on the ground. "OW!" Plopping on top of my bed I was ready for the sweet embrace of my nice soft bed, but firm bed. Instead of my bed though, I could feel someone warm under me. Their skin was soft so it was probably a woman, and her breasts were massive. Wait... there is only one person that has breasts this big...
"LORD MOMONGA IS THAT YOU!? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR HOURS!" Huh!? She gripped my arms with inhuman strength and slammed me against the bed before she flipped the light switch on. I knew it was Albedo!
"Oh... sorry wrong room! I thought this was mine, but I'm surely mistaken. Momonga should turn up soon, so don't worry!" "CRACK!" "Albedo... Ow... you're kind of squeezing my arm too hard, you can let go now! I didn't mean to disturb you! I just wanna sleep!" Albedo slammed me to the bed, I was already completely naked, so she easily found my swollen cock, and grabbed it.
"OH... no! I couldn't Albedo! I can't take your virginity before Momonga does! I know you love him! Just be patient he will show up!" "Lord Tabula... if you were at the meeting today I would have chosen you. Before all, I could think about was Momonga, but after you sacrificed yourself to save my life from Rubedo, I couldn't stop thinking about you! It was at that moment I realized... That I love you Lord Tabula! I want you! I need you!
Oh no... oh Momonga... you son of a bitch... This was his room, wasn't it!? But I saw my nameplate outside the door! "FUCK LET GO OF THAT PLEASE!" "GIVE ME IT TABULA! WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING HARD!? PERHAPS YOU NEED SOME MORE STIMULATION!" "FUCK ME! Wait I didn't mean that literally! ALBEDO NO!"
This was the most painful erection I've ever had! I can't survive! No, I won't survive this! "POP!" I was only semi-hard, but somehow she still managed to force it inside of herself! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"THERE WE GO! I HAVE YOU NOW MY LORD!" "AHHH!" I let out one final scream before Albedo covered my mouth with her hand. She was in complete lust over me right now and was pounding me into the bed. Is this how it all ends!? Betrayed by my own best friend!? MOMONGA!