AN: This has been sitting in my collection of one-shots that I have yet to publish.

Female Dog

By: anybodihearme

Originally Uploaded: Saturday, November 26, 2016

"No, shut up," Eddward hisses, throwing his pajama shirt at a very confused Kevin, who's lying on the bed, barely holding back his laughter. "It's not funny," Eddward yells over his shoulder as he walks into their ensuite bathroom. The bathroom faucet turns on, filling the air with the sound of running water and annoyed mumbles, which only makes Kevin laugh harder. Waking up to a highly pissed off Eddward is never a good way to start his day; however, waking up to a highly pissed off Eddward who's annoyed is hilarious, even though this is not a time for Kevin to be laughing. Rolling over on his side, Kevin pulls the blankets above his head, blocking the sun. In a sadistic way to get back at Kevin for last night's actions, Eddward opened every curtain in their bedroom, waking Kevin up, even though today's his day off and it's barely seven in the morning.

"No!" Eddward yells, snatching the blankets off of Kevin and smacking him with a pillow. Groaning, Kevin curls up into a ball moaning like he's in pain. "Until I leave, you are going to hear every word out of my mouth!" Eddward promises, pinching Kevin in the side and walking away. Sitting up in the blink of an eye, Kevin grabs the nearest pillow and throws it at Edd, hitting him in the back.

"What did I do?" Kevin plays dumb which only makes Eddward's face turn a dark shade of red and steam practically leave his ears.

"You know what you did!" Eddward picks up the pillow and throws back at him, smacking Kevin in the face. Being the overly dramatic person he is, Kevin falls back onto the bed with a loud thump and exasperated groan. The bed beneath him shifts and he feels Eddward climb on top of him, straddling him at his waist. Snatching the pillow away, Eddward glares down at Kevin but his scorned face is no match for the goofy grin that breaks across Kevin's.

"Have I ever told you how beautiful you look?"

"There you go again!" Eddward fumes, smacking Kevin hard on his bare chest, making a red hand print appear. Eddward would feel remorseful for his actions but it actually made him feel good so he smacked Kevin again for good measure.

"Do what!" Kevin practically begs, grabbing Eddward's hands and holding them in his own.

"Emasculating me!" Eddward confesses, pulling his hands out of Kevin's and looking down at them.

"What?" Kevin asked, genuinely confused.

"Don't play dumb with me," Eddward pauses, taking a deep breath in, calming his nerves. "Every time I bring up something masculine that I want to do you always write if off because you only choose see the femininity in me and nothing else," Eddward says, looking down at Kevin beneath him and silently comparing their body types.

"I do not." Kevin interjects, defending himself yes.

"You did it last night!" Eddward yells, getting worked back up.

"How?" Kevin asked, cocking his eyebrow and tilting his head.

"When I asked you if I could top!" Eddward yells. At that, Kevin throws his head back in laughter, vibrating not only himself but Eddward with his outburst. "I hate you!" Eddward says, moving to climb off of him. Gripping Eddward on the hips, Kevin keeps him planted where he is and rubs small circles in the small of Eddward's back, sending him a silent reminder that they're connected through thick and thin.

"I apologize, that was rude of me," Kevin admits, looking up at Eddward. "We already talked about this, I don't want to bottom."

"So by default I always have to bottom, how nice." Eddward chastises, crossing his arms and staring angrily at the redhead.

"That's not what I mea-"

"That's exactly what you meant. Since you don't want to bottom I have to unless we bring in a third party."

"Wel-

"Over my dead body!" Eddward screams, smacking Kevin again on the chest, making it sting slightly. "You are so insensitive!" Eddward yells, making his face turn a bright red.

"Okay, I'm sorry," Kevin says, holding his hands up in defeat. "Last one, promise," he says looking up at Eddward and taking his hands in his own, rubbing the back of his knuckles. "In all honesty, I don't want to bottom because I don't find it pleasurable and I don't like the power dynamic of it…" Kevin trails off, avoiding Eddward's eyes, slightly blushing.

"Power dynamic…" Kevin could practically hear the gears turning in Eddward's mind before he explodes. "You think I'm the bitch in the relationship!"

"No!" Kevin yells, that was the last thing he was thinking.

"You just said it! I can't believe you!" Eddward yells, snatching his hands out of Kevin's.

"That's not what I meant," Kevin groans, rubbing his hands down his face. "What I meant was that I don't like the submissive aspect of it. I like being in control and it makes me uncomfortable when I give that up."

"Yah, so it's okay for me to bend over and stick my ass in the air like the faithful dog I am!" Eddward snaps.

"Eddward," Kevin groans. "I don't think of you like that and you know it," Kevin deadpans. "I love you for who you are," he winks, sliding his hands behind Eddward and under his shirt, feeling Eddward's soft skin. Leaning up, Kevin kisses Eddward on the lips, savoring the hint of hazelnut from his coffee. Pulling back, Kevin trails his nose along Eddward's jaw line, listening to his breath hitch and catch in his throat, making him smirk. "Besides," he whispers against his neck, "I think we both can agree that this way," he says, slipping his hands into Eddward's pants, "is more pleasurable for the both of us." He promises, grabbing Eddward's ass in his hands.

"Kevi-" Eddward's words cut off as Kevin fondles Eddward's ass and push his hips up against Eddward's, grinding them together. A soft moan makes it way out of Eddward's mouth, making Kevin grind harder. Eyes glistening over, Eddward places his hands on Kevin's shoulders, grinding himself against Kevin, forgetting all transgressions and getting caught up in the moment. Capturing Kevin's lips in his own, Eddward wraps his hands around Kevin's neck, pulling him closer.

"God," Kevin pants, "I love you." Smirking, Eddward licks the shell of Kevin's ear before biting down on it, making Kevin moan. Placing his hands on Kevin's chest, Eddward pushes hard, making Kevin fall back against the bed. Leaning over him, Edward smirks devilishly down at Kevin and winks at him. Feeling Kevin grow hard underneath him, Eddward grinds himself harder against Kevin, listening to the sounds of his sweet pleasurable moans escape his lips.

"You want me," Eddward whispers against Kevin's chest as he leans down and licks one of his nipples, sucking it gently. "Don't you?" He edges on, watching Kevin's eyes darken and haze over with lust. Trailing his hands up Kevin's biceps, Eddward interlocks his hands with Kevin's and brings them to rest above Kevin's head, on top of the soft satin pillows. Grinding down harder, Kevin moans into their kiss, slightly pulling against Eddward's hands. "Well," Eddward says breaking away, staring down at Kevin, "you can't have me."

"What?" Kevin asked confused, pulling harder against Eddward's hands. Tightening his grip, Eddward glares at Kevin, making the redhead shudder beneath him.

"I just decided," Eddward begins, grinding himself harder against Kevin. "I think bottoming is unpleasurable and I don't fancy the negative stigma associated with it." With that, Eddward releases Kevin's hands and jumps off of him, grabbing his coat and briefcase in the process. Stunned, Kevin sits up on the bed and watches Eddward cross the room, leaving. Stopping at the door, Eddward looks over his shoulder and locks eyes with Kevin. "If you want to have pleasurable sex with me, as you say, let me top. Until then, I'm celibate." Turning on his heels, Eddward leaves a frustrated and regretful Kevin lying on the bed. "Be a good boy while I'm away," was the last words Kevin heard before the front door of their apartment closed.