A/N: Apologies for this being late. Let me just make a few announcements before we begin.
1: There are 2 new drunken marriage fics out there.
-Drunken Marriage Bargain by Dakkaboy123, its a Jaune harem one
-A Drunken Marriage with Tea by GeneralParasite, its Jaune/Kali and its over on Archive of Our Own
2: A Drunken Arcwitch Marriage smut
Over on Archive of Our Own, AzureGigacyber was kind enough to make a 9,000+ word lemon spin off of this story. It's really well made, go check it out.
3: I'm planning a new drunken marriage fic. Teaser for that at the end.
Alright, with that out of the way, I present to you chapter 14! Enjoy.
"Jaune, left!" Glynda shouted. Jaune turned and saw two more White Fang grunts raise their guns towards him. He pushed the one on him and raised his shield just in time to block the bullets. As the bullets pelted his shield the terrorist he pushed off got back up and charged right for him.
He only got a few steps forward before a car door covered in purple aura smashed him from the side, knocking him into a car and unconscious. The door recoiled off the asphalt and into the two gunmen, knocking them down.
"Thank yo-to your right, behind the red car!" Jaune turned to thank Glynda but then shouted when he saw another White Fang grunt sneaking around her. Said car was then surrounded by a purple aura and lifted out of the way. The grunt panicked and raised her gun to Glynda but was thrown back by a purple blast from Glynda's riding crop.
Glynda ran up to engage more incoming White Fang soldiers. Jaune ran up too but was soon engaged by several terrorists, all armed with swords. Two charged forward, but Jaune was able to block their attacks and push them back. The other two charged but their attacks were blocked as well.
June used everything he learned from combat class, from personal experience to fighting the other students to Glynda's after match advice, to fight them off back. Eventually, after pushing one back he brought his arm up and bashed one grunt in the heads with his shield, knocking him out instantly. The other three took position in front of him, unsure of how to proceed.
"Clear the front!" The three terrorist ducked down and Jaune saw two other big White Fang soldiers wield up big gatling guns.
'Oh my god those are really big guns,' Jaune thought just before the hailstorm started.
Earlier that day
It was Friday afternoon and the members of teams JNPR and RWBY were just chilling around in the library after getting some homework done, though Ruby was mysteriously missing. Yang groaned as she finally finished the fifth page of her assignment. Weiss was chastising her for waiting until the last minute. Blake was reading a book, as usual.
Nora was asleep on a book. Ren groaned since it was his textbook and he needed it to finish the last page of his assignment. Jaune was reading a Xray and Vav comic, but Pyrrha took it away and gave him a textbook. 'He needs to improve his academics,' was her excuse, but Jaune suspected that Pyrrha just wanted to read it herself.
Not that that was a problem or anything. Jaune was actually kind of glad that Pyrrha was appreciating such classic literature.
SLAM
They all jolted up as Ruby ran up and slammed a binder on their table. "Alright guys, seeing as this didn't work the last time, this time will be different!" Ruby exclaimed. "Today will be the greatest day ever... 2.0!"
"Did you steal my binder again?" Weiss sighed in annoyance.
"That's not important. What is important is that we spend this weekend having fun as friends! Who's with me!"
"Me!" Nora enthusiastically shot her hand up and the others nodded in agreement, agreeing with the idea. "So what sort of ideas do you have?"
"Well," Ruby tapped her chin, "one idea I had was we could try making experimental ammo."
"Awesome! I've been meaning to try this new gravity grenade I've been drawing up." As Nora said this, Jaune paled as the memories of Nora's last grenade experiment resurfaced.
"Oh my god, why is everything on fire?!"
"Ren did it!"
"Don't blame me, and Pyrrha said she checked the grenade rounds and said they were duds!"
"I'm sorry!"
Thankfully Weiss was able to use ice dust to get the fire out before the forest could burn down. He still wasn't sure how they were able to cover it up. And despite causing a forest fire, those rounds did make a neat explosion and were effective against Grimm.
"We can have Yang teach us how to drive motorbikes," Jaune heard Ruby say as he turned into the conversation.
"Oh I like that idea," Nora said. "Ooooo, we could also," Jaune tunned out as his scroll vibrated. He fished his scroll out and saw it was a message from Glynda.
"Um… sorry guys," Jaune got their attention as he finished reading the message, "but I might have to skip on some of the fun, at least for today."
"Aww," Ruby and Nora pouted. "How come?"
"Message from Glynda," Jaune raised his scroll up. "I uh, gotta go me her assistant now."
"She couldn't inform you of this ahead of time?" Weiss questioned. "Doesn't seem very efficient."
"Maybe it just slipped her mind or she now needs my help with something she thought she didn't initially. Anyway, I'll see you guys later." Everyone muttered their goodbyes as Jaune stood up and left.
Jaune made a quick detour to drop his things off at his dorm before making his way to Glynda's office. He arrived several minutes later and knocked on the door before entering. He walked inside and saw Glynda sitting at her desk writing on papers.
"Jaune?" She perked up as she heard the door open. "What are you doing here?"
"I got your scroll message a few minutes ago and I came up here as soon as I could," Jaune replied.
"Message?" She raised an eyebrow and asked with genuine surprise. "I didn't send you a message."
"Yes you did," Jaune walked up to her desk and raised his scroll. "It's the same message you send when I'm supposed to come down here and act as your assistant."
"Hmm?" Glynda then took out her scroll and started to go through some settings. "Oh… I see what happened there. My bad," she looked back at to her husband. "I put it in a setting so that the message would be sent to you every other day by default. I forgot to take it off. Sorry."
"No, it ok," Jaune waved it off. "So, you don't need help with anything?"
"No," Glynda glanced down "not really. I just finished grading these papers and that's all I really had left to do today."
"Oh," Jaune glanced around the room awkwardly, "well that's good then. Means you have the rest of the day off then." Jaune didn't know why, but he felt… upset was too serious a word for it, but he was actually looking forward to this.
He only had three sessions with her, but Jaune was actually enjoying being Glynda's assistant. Maybe it was because they goofed off together half the time and found out that they both had interests similar to one another, but he was actually enjoying the time he spent with her.
"Well if there's nothing for me to do them I should be going then?" Jaune said, sounding unsure.
"Hmm," Glynda cupped her chin and thought for a moment. She then glanced at the clock and saw it was the mid-afternoon. "Actually, I was going to head into Vale later. I need to get some groceries and other necessities. I've neglected regular trips so I need to go and get a lot of stuff… a lot of bags..."
Jaune blinked. He was only able to catch what she was saying thanks to his sisters doing the same exact thing. "So… would like me to accompany you and help you carry all of your stuff?"
Glynda seemed to softly smile. "Yes, I would appreciate that, if you wouldn't mind of course."
"No no, I wouldn't mind at all," Jaune replied honestly. "When did you want to leave?"
"Great. I just have this one last paper to do and then change and then I'll head to the drydock. So… I'd say in about ten-fifteen minutes."
"Sure thing. Just let me change out of my uniform and I'll meet you at the dock," Jaune said while pointing behind him.
"That sounds good, I'll see you soon." Glynda got back to work and Jaune left for his dorm. He changed into jeans and a hoodie and set out for the docks. Halfway through his trip, he paused as a thought came to mind.
'Did… did Glynda just ask me out on a date?' He stayed still for several minutes while he thought about it. 'Nah, I'm, over thinking it. Besides, helping someone carry things isn't really a date.'
Jaune then arrived at the docks and messaged Glynda that he'll be waiting for her on the ship. Thankfully the airship wasn't crowded and he found a secluded spot to stay at. He leaned forward on the railing and waited for her. A couple minutes passed and Jaune saw a woman approaching the ship. He did a double take, and just now realized that it was Glynda.
If not for the blonde hair, glasses, and the professional manner in which she walked, Jaune would have thought she was someone else. Her hair bun was gone allowing her hair to sway freely in the wind. She wore sneakers, black trousers with white lines on the side, and a long sleeved purple blouse with two horizontal black lines around it.
She just looked... casual, a complete contrast the professionalism when she acted like a professor. It was weird seeing this side of her. Not that he was complaining, not at all. She looked kind of cute.
Glynda then boarded the ship and it took her a few moments to find her secret husband. "Jaune," she said as she walked up. "It's good to see you."
"Good to see you too," Jaune stood up and turned to greet her and raised his hand. She raised her hand as well put paused and looked down. Slowly, her lips turned into an amused smile, leaving him confused. "Uhh..."
"Jaune," Glynda paused for a moment. "W-what are you wearing?" She gestured to his outfit.
"What this?" He looked down at his clothes and then back up to her. "This is what I always wear, just without my armor and weapon," he explained.
"So wait," Glynda put a hand over her mouth to hide her amusement, "you mean to tell me you always wear that to battle?"
"Yeah. Why?" Jaune question and then looked down again, and then maybe saw what Glynda was getting at.
"There's a cute bunny on it," Glynda pointed to his hoodie again with her voice slightly cracking while holding back a giggle. "It's so adorable."
"It's Pumpkin Pete," Jaune pouted as he looked away, but not in embarrassment. He usually got embarrassed when anyone, even his sisters, called him adorable and cute. Yet when Glynda called him that, the corner of his lips couldn't help but curl up a little bit at the compliment
"Wait… that's a Pumpkin Pete hoodie?" Glynda suddenly looked at him with astonishment.
"Yeah. Why?"
"Those are said to be the most comfortable and warmest hoodies in existence," she said in awe, "and they only made so many of them. How did you get one?"
"I mailed fifty box tops in for some competition, My sisters helped too," as Jaune replied with a smile. "Though now it seemed more obvious a good idea to mail the box tops in before eating the cereal," Jaune rubbed the back of his head and Glynda let out a soft giggle, "we had stomach aches for weeks, but it was worth it." Jaune then hugged himself to emphasize the hoodie's comfortness.
The airship Jolted and started to take off. Glynda saw that Jaune started to look uneasy. She quickly glanced around to confirm if the coast was clear and then started to rub his back to ease him. "Thank you," Jaune said as he felt more relaxed. Unbeknownst to him, that was only one of Glynda's intentions.
'So… soft...' Glynda though as she dragged her hand along his back. 'That settles it, I'm stealing his hoodie. He'll understand.'
With Jaune now forced back into slavery for the evil witch, Team RWBY and NPR went back to their respective dorms. They still could have done some of the 'best day ever 2.0' activities, but most of them were to be done over the weekend and they didn't want to exclude Jaune from them.
"Alrighty," Ruby said as she fished something out from one of her draws, "since the best day ever 2.0 won't start until tomorrow, I have a plan b for today." She then tossed a stack of crudely stapled papers on the floor so the rest of the team can see.
The front page had the title "Operation: Team RWBY saves Vale and kicks the White Fang and Torchwick's butt!" and had a colored pencil drawing of team RWBY literally kick Roman in the butt with several White Fang bodies scattered about.
Back in his hometown, Jaune dreaded going out shopping with his sisters. If he went alone they would always find away to tag along. And whenever they went out they always found a way to drag him along. Those trips always resulted in three things.
One: His sisters would always get an overabundance of stuff.
Two: He always ended up as the bag carrier for everything.
Three: When ever it was cloths shopping, his sisters would always get him stuff to basically model in.
His hands would always hurt and his arms felt like they wanted to fall out afterwards and he hated it, but he loved them and did it anyway. He figured it would be practice for when he eventually finds a partner, and it turns out he was right.
Glynda wasn't exaggerating when she said she needed to get a lot of stuff. There were ten bags in each of his hands, each in varying size and weight. But all the times shopping with his sisters and his aura made it more bearable. Well, that and the genuine, warm smile Glynda gave him made it feel worth it.
Thankfully he didn't have to haul them all the way back to Beacon. Vale had a very good postal service and it was common for huntsmen in training to buy things in bulk and drop them off at the post office and have it delivered to them.
"Alrighty then, everything seems to be in order. We'll have this all delivered to Beacon within a business day," the man behind the counter told the Arcwitch couple.
"Thank you sir, we appreciate it," Glynda smiled and Jaune nodded beside her.
"No problem ma'am, sir. Have a good day."
"You too," Glynda nodded and she and Jaune left the post office and started walking down the sidewalk. "How are you holding up Jaune?" She asked her husband. "Are your arms ok?"
"Yeah I'm good," Jaune said as he rolled his shoulders. "I did this all the time with my sisters so I'm use to it."
"Thanks again for helping me with this," Glynda thanked with a smile. "I really appreciate it."
"N-no problem," Jaune looked away a slightly blushed at the praise. "Happy to help." They continued to walk down the sidewalk in silence. "So, what are you going to do now?"
"That's a good question," Glynda cupped her chin. "Returning to Beacon would be the obvious choice..."
"I'm sensing a but coming," Jaune joked.
"Ozpin was supposed to have the paperwork for the transfer students finished by now, but I know for a fact that he has not. The second I get back I'm going to have a giant stack of paperwork on my desk."
"Huh, so you weren't kidding when Beacon was all you," Jaune said before offering a small grin at her. "You know, poisoning his coffee is still an option."
"Thought about it, too much work," she said.
"You answered that rather quickly," Jaune pointed out. Glynda just glared at him, but the corners of her lips were noticeably curved up.
"Besides, I'd be the number one suspect," she added.
"Which wouldn't mean much if you're not the one to do it," he countered.
"But then who else would I get to it?" Glynda saw Jaune's face and understood his meaning. "Like you would be able to do it." She shook her head.
"And that kind of doubt would make everyone glance right over me as a suspect. Think about it, Headmistress Goodwitch has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"
"Are we still taking hypothetical, or should I start punching in the numbers?" Glynda and Jaune glanced at each other for several moments before turning away and started laughing. They didn't care for the pedestrians giving them looks as the past by. "Thanks Jaune, I needed that."
"N-no problem," Jaune looked away as he felt heat rush to his face and turned back to face her a moment later. "So… if you don't want to head back to Beacon immediately… do you want to find something to do to pass the time?" Jaune asked slowly and somehow kept the nervousness at bay.
Glynda blinked and seemed to ponder it for a moment. "You know what," she said as she locked eyes with him and offered a soft smile, "that's not a bad idea." She suddenly felt a tangent of warmth dwell up inside of her. "Is there anything in particular you had in mind?"
"Well..." As Jaune and Glynda continued to walk down the sidewalk, two heads poked out of an alleyway behind them.
"Are you sure you heard them right Velvet?" Sky asked his girlfriend.
"I definitely did," Velvet said as she wiggled her rabbit ears. "Jaune are Glynda are planning to kill Ozpin!" She exclaimed.
"Not if we stop them," Sky declared.
A/N: And there we have it.
So what did you guys think? Like it? Hate it? Think something can be improved? Want to give me a moral boost? Leave a review, all criticism is welcomed.
Special thanks to Cyberleader2000 and nomb8217 for betaing for me.
As I said earlier, here's the teaser for the new drunk marriage fic, staring Sienna Khan!
Jaune was pushed forward by two White Fang enforcers and one of them struck the back of his leg, forcing him to his knees. He turned to his right and saw two other White Fang members force Sienna down to the ground before gripping her hair and violently yanking her up to her knees.
Hearing Sienna cry out in pain made Jaune's blood boil. He wanted to run up and tear the faunus's horns out of his head for hurting her, but he couldn't. His body hurt all over and there was little he could do against his restraints.
"So," Adam Taurus turned to the large crowd of masked faunus in front of him, "which one dies first?" He motioned to Sienna. "The once inspired leader who betrayed us by selling us out, just so she can whore herself out to the humans?" Adam smiled as the large crowd of anger faunus began shouting towards Sienna as he turned towards Jaune. "Or, one of those very humans that want nothing more than to see us put down?"
As the crowd shouted some more, Jaune turned his head and made eye contact with Sienna. Maybe it was because this was the first time he saw her afraid, but she looked absolutely terrified. And Jaune could see in her eyes that she wasn't just afraid for her own safety.
'I'm sorry,' Jaune mouthed, as it hurt too much to actually speak. 'I'm so sorry.'
"Very well," Adam said and motioned to the two goons by Sienna. They then put a bag over her head and started to drag her away, despite her body flailing and screaming in protest. "If she wants to be a whore so badly, why let the humans have all the fun?"
Many in the crowd started to cheer. Before Jaune could even think the two goons holding him down moved him. He son found himself on his knees parallel to the crowd. One goon held him down on his knees while the other held his head down and out, leaving his neck exposed.