"Things are progressing smoothly your highness, better I dare say," War Minister Qin stroked his beard pridefully as he boasted about their progress, "We are ahead of schedule, in perhaps a week at most at the rate things are going and we will be completely ready to advance upon Ba Sing Se."
Azula resisted the urge to roll her eyes and set his stumpy little beard a blazing blue, 'Yes, yes, I already know this you buffoon.' she huffed internally. She'd already long since instructed the main engineer's working on the Drill to report progress directly to her each night since she'd arrived here, you know, the smart and pragmatic thing to do, instead of listening to some up jumped doddering old fool who literally knew nothing of the construction.
She wondered idly though, when did she reach the point where hearing of the greatness of their plans and being submissively kowtowed and kept informed by usually such proud and arrogant nobles, became so annoying to her?
Usually, she would not bother speaking to mere engineers, and let fools like Qin here report what she needed to know. Really, she'd just come to admire the idea of getting straight to the point with brutal efficiency, no dancing around the subject or topic.
'…Oh…' she blinked as she realised, and resisted the urge to sigh as a familiar, cocky, broadly built boy appeared in her head. Zan, of course.
Her fingers flexed in agitation and she found herself grinding her teeth for a moment before realising what she was doing and putting a stop to it.
Of course it was his fault. She'd been taken in by his own brutal efficiency in going about things, especially in the way he fought, there was no dancing around blows with him and wearing an opponent down, he just took his opponents attacks head on if it allowed him to get his own in, shrug off their own with a vitality and endurance that left her breathless at times and crushed his opposition.
"…Your highness?" Qin's confused voice broke her from her memories and Azula quickly composed herself.
"Yes, good work, keep it up." Azula tossed the mutt a bone and he outright preened at her 'praise'.
Disgusting. Where was his pride as a man? Puffing up like some Puma-Peacock over such small words from a girl a fraction of his age.
Still, he could be of some use she supposed, "Has there been any word on the…" she ran her tongue across her lips as she looked for a fitting word, "Traitors?" she ended up deciding on.
"Of Dragon Fist Zan?" Qin inquired.
Who else would she be inquiring about? Certainly not Zuzu and that fat old Iroh.
"Yes." Azula held back the urge to backhand him for his idiocy.
"I did receive a rather concerning report on the boy," Qin scowled. He reached into his tunic and pulled out a scroll, "I would have reported it sooner, but such a plebian is clearly unworthy of your personal attention your highness."
Her fingers flexed once more, blue embers glittering along her fingers, before Azula reigned in her anger, "Do not deign to decide what is and what isn't worthy of my time War Minister Qin," she snapped at him instead, snatching the scroll from his hands and pushing herself up out of the throne-like seat prepared for her in the viewing room at the front of the Drill, "Next time you do, I'll have you whipped till you cry like a little girl, understood?"
Qin's eyes went wide with horror, "Y-yes your highness!" he quickly dropped to his knees and prostrated himself before her, "This lowly one understands, he promises not to make the same mistake again and thanks you for your generosity.
The only reason she didn't spit to the side at his pathetic act right now, was because it was unseemly for a princess to do so.
"Don't think you are getting out of this without punishment though," Azula added scowling, "From now on, you are no longer allowed to refer to yourself as a man, am I understood?"
"Yes, this thing understands!" Qin nodded his head vigorously in agreement, despite the fact it was face down on the metal floor of the massive vehicle they were in.
There truly was nothing masculine about this wimp, was there?
"I'm returning to my quarters, make sure I am not disturbed." Azula ordered, and without waiting for the fool's reply, she tread over his prostrated body on the way to the exit of the room they were in and made her way through the Drill to her quarters.
Once she closed and bolted the door behind her, Azula made her way over to the large, luxurious bed prepared for her and sat down atop it and immediately unrolled the scroll and began reading over it.
It was simple, and to the point, a minor skirmish all things considered. Dragon Fist Zan had been sighted in New Ozai and had a brief fight with some of the soldiers there, who were soundly defeated by an overwhelming display of incredibly powerful fire bending, and then he proceeded to make one of their new war balloons disappear, and escaped the city alongside Ty Lee using the Flame Jet Propulsion technique, using it to fly straight up and over the massive walls of New Ozai.
Azula took a shuddering breath as she finished reading and placed the scroll on the bed beside her, "…The jet propulsion technique, that is a technique even I am struggling with." she sighed. The sheer amount of Chi the technique used up, combined with the strain it put on her body when used, had made for quite the trying technique to master.
Admittedly, he'd used the basic version of it to flee from her and Mai with Ty Lee, but she didn't know he was that advanced with it.
To think Zan had already mastered it to that degree. The only one she knew who could do such a thing, was her father, and perhaps, after what she'd seen of his real capabilities, her uncle. A dreadfully short list.
And the technique itself wasn't all that simple to begin with. Focusing on multiple continuous streams of flame, altering their direction and keeping an eye on where they were propelling you, while keeping it under control, was not at all an easy task.
Zan was clearly a master Firebender like herself, though that was a given considering their brief bout. And as he had shown multiple times, his body was incredibly powerful and durable.
"Tch." Azula clicked her tongue, hands falling into fists. As galling as it was to admit, Zan was her better, maybe not in pure technique, but in fighting ability nonetheless.
Especially because he hadn't at all shown what he was fully capable of. This disappearing nonsense they spoke of in the scroll, it was clearly some ability to store things, perhaps in the spirit world or some nonsense like that, it wasn't hard to deduce. And it answered a few questions, like where all the weapons in New Ozai's barracks had gone, and that one tundra tank that went missing, and Zan's mongoose lizard mount which had disappeared as well.
"On top of that, he seems to have some kind of foresight ability." the fire princess hummed to herself, eyes narrowing in thought. While it was something straight out a child's story, she already saw it in use and would not deny the reality of it like some weakling.
How it worked though, she did not know. He clearly had some grudge against her family to know so much about them and what happened on her fathers ascension to becoming Fire Lord and the death of her grandfather. But, he even knew more about the root of it than she did.
Her father…a cuckold? And that was where his hatred from Zuko stemmed from? But, from what Zan claimed, it was only a falsity her father believed, and Zuko was truly his son.
…She had no idea her father could be so foolish. There was only one person who could make her father believe Zuko was not of his loins, her mother. But how could he allow himself to believe as such? As foolish and as much of a disappointment her brother was, he was clearly leagues ahead of the common rabble, as expected of royal blood, and he was the spitting image of their father in his youth…well before father had melted half his face, but, still.
'So the only reason father truly favours me at all, is because mother has him convinced he's a pathetic cuckold, how unsightly.' Azula snorted. It was no wonder Zan had mocked her father so blatantly in front of her.
…How could her great, esteemed father, be so pathetic?
Well, at the very least, if Zan did not bare a grudge against her family, this apparent dragon spirit that possessed him and passed on these abilities to him did.
After all, if Zan truly did have a grudge against her and her family, he could have killed her, he had her at his mercy, but chose to let her live. And, it wasn't like Mai could ever stand up to Zan who could face her head on.
'For instance, let me tell you this. Despite what you may think, you are not a monster.'
His voice from that night drifted into her ears, and Azula shuddered, and felt her fingers tingle and go a bit numb.
Why did that sentence he said before parting ways with her keep resounding in her mind whenever she was alone? She wanted to hate him, beat him until he begged for mercy for humiliating her like he did.
…But when she remembered those words, her cheeks heated up, her heart thundered in her chest and her whole body felt warm, almost cozy even.
For so long, she had believed she was a monster. Her mother certainly thought so. But Zan, so certain of everything, so certain of himself and not afraid to speak his mind on anything, one who clearly saw no need of lying and boldly declared what he wanted to everyone and anyone, like a proud dragon, had said those words to her.
He knew she thought she was a monster, and was claiming otherwise. And laid the blame at her father's feet? It confused her.
He claimed she was incapable of loving someone, implying she wasn't fit to be his partner like Ty Lee of all people, because her father had brainwashed her? Manipulated her into thinking a specific way?
That didn't make sense, nobody could manipulate her, she was far too intelligent. And even then, what was wrong with her thinking the way she did? It was clearly right considering she was more or less at the highest position and the most powerful besides her father of the most powerful nation in the world.
…But then, hadn't Zan easily bested her? Hadn't he even laughed at her when she resorted to lightning generation, completely confident in his ability to deal with the most powerful form of fire bending?
And hadn't he claimed, that soon, he would be the most powerful being this world had ever seen? More powerful even than the Avatar's of old and not like the half trained bald twit running around currently?
'I need more information!' Azula rubbed her forehead, feeling a headache coming on. Zan, he seemed to know so much, he had basically all the cards, and she had none.
How frustrating. Was this what Zuko always felt like back in the palace when he was ignorant to utterly everything going on and lost on how to proceed?
…She actually felt a little pity for dear Zuzu now.
And while she was here puzzling over everything and every interaction she'd had with Zan, trying to solve the puzzle he presented to her, he was probably off right now, mounting Ty Lee like a beast in heat and fucking her like the little slut she was.
"I do not understand his tastes." Azula huffed, pushing herself up off of her bed and divesting herself of her armour, tunic, underwear and all.
Once fully nude, the young princess stood in front of her mirror and admired herself. Was it those cow tits of Ty Lee's she wondered? Her eyes dipped to her chest.
It wasn't like she was lacking in the chest department herself, while not having a pair of udders like her former traitorous friend, Azula's own breasts were quite above average in size, more than a handful and topped with rosy nipples.
Her hips were wide, and full, her stomach toned, and her rear, while a bit smaller than Ty Lee's was still quite voluptuous itself, but toned, liker her stomach, and her legs were full, lean and luscious.
Azula would say a lot about her mother, but she would never deny her mother was a beautiful woman, only the best for her father after all, a prince of the fire nation at the time of their wedding. And she was even more beautiful still due to the royal blood in her veins, she was a direct upgrade on her mother.
"Perhaps he's not attracted to me specifically?" she wondered, for a moment, before dismissing that. She'd caught him admiring her backside a few times here and there.
Was it just then that Ty Lee bared more of her body to draw him in then? As it was, he could only admire her backside when she bad to bend over, every time she was around him, she was dressed in her armour and full battle gear after all.
No, it couldn't be that either. Zan, as flirtatious as he was with Ty Lee, it wasn't like he was some muscle headed buffoon that only thought of women, what he revealed to her, and the conversations they had while journeying together presented him as quite the intelligent and well planning one.
Grating as it was to admit, she knew the reason why he left. It was her pride getting the better of her at the same time his did. That was one of the reasons she was so drawn to him after all, he was a proud man, and when she took her anger out on him during her lack of sleep during the hunt for the Avatar and her envy upon seeing him and Ty Lee all up in each others personal space constantly, she'd rankled his own pride.
'If I hadn't done that, he would probably still be here right now, with me.' Azula sighed, shoulders slumping.
How aggravating. Her own pride had led to this situation, well that and her own tastes. As nice as Zan was to look at, she probably wouldn't be half as interested in him if he weren't so ferocious and prideful himself, it was like looking at the closest thing to an equal she would ever have, but one that couldn't quite measure up because he was a peasant in the end.
One that even a softer side that had come out here and there, and especially when he said those words to her. A side that was being reserved for Ty Lee now.
A pit formed in her stomach at the thought. Ty Lee truly was smarter than Azula gave her credit for, going for the main prize as she had. Now, even if she did get a hold of Zan again, which was unlikely unless she hunted him herself after getting stronger, she would be playing second fiddle to Ty Lee of all people.
"…And now I know how Zuzu felt when father favoured me over him, heh." Azula gave a rueful chuckle.
It was so amusing it made her want to cry.
…No, amusement wasn't quite like that…..
She sniffled a bit as her eyes prickled. This wasn't amusing at all.
"So this is the Sun Warrior ruins huh?" Ty Lee hummed in interest, hopping out of the hot air balloon as soon as we landed and looking around curiously.
"Yep, this seems to be the place." I nodded, waving my hand and storing the war balloon inside my inventory.
"I thought it would be bigger, y'know?" Ty Lee shrugged, gesturing out over to the 'city' we were standing on the edge of.
And I couldn't blame her. Size wise, it would be lucky to qualify for a village. It was honestly just a square shaped settlement settled into a small indent in the land with natural walls surrounding it, and within it, a few hundred stone houses and other buildings that had seen better days leading up to a much larger building, that looked almost like a pyramid, built just like one, the only difference being it was missing the pointy tip and it just eased out into a small building structure at the top.
It was some weird ass design for sure. And our destination if the large pillar with what looked like a shining red gem in the middle was anything to go by.
"Yeah, it's not exactly all that impressive looking." I agreed.
"Not impressive for sure, especially considering this is where the first human fire benders were supposed to have settled, what a disappointment!" Ty Lee pouted, "The palace back in the Fire Nation capital is bigger than this place!"
Huh, it was that big? I mean, I know it was fucking huge considering the scope of Azula and Zuko's Agni Kai, but still, that was interesting. I mean, I still don't really have any interest in being Fire Lord, but it would make a decent pad to crash in, right?
"So where to then?" Ty Lee shrugged off her disappointment and asked with a wide smile.
I pointed up at the top of the pyramid-like structure, "Up there for now, though, you need to be careful going through here, there's a ton of booby traps." I warned.
"Well, we can just fly over it right? You have those fire jet things, and well, thanks to you, I can do this!" Ty Lee replied, smile turning beaming and holding her hand out, a moment later, a familiar little sphere appeared in her hand, "Come on out Buzzy!" my ever perky girlfriend cheered and the sphere glowed brightly, before turning into energy and forming into the familiar form of a large buzzard-wasp.
Which Ty Lee wasted no time on leaping up onto the back of and settling comfortably on it, despite how ugly the thing was, "Let's go Buzzy!" Ty Lee directed the half bird half insect to fly her through the air towards our destination.
On the way here, I'd given control of all my tamed beasts to her, to go along with the sparrowkeet. It wasn't really a big deal considering I could still summon them whenever I pleased as well, as long as she didn't already have them out and it gave her a lot more options if needed.
I mean, I don't need them at all, I'm just that badass strong. I more wanted to collect them for the novelty of having an army of monsters under my beck and call. Plus, each one raised my stats on taming.
Once I tame a Sea Serpent and a Badger Mole for Ty Lee to use, she'll be quite a force to reckon with I bet. Maybe I'll even tame the Unagi and then have her ride it into the capital and spank Ozai?
That could be fun too. So many ways own Ozai, but only one could win in the end, such a hard choice to make.
With a chuckle at the thought, I raced after my girlfriend, jumping into the air and blasting fire from my feet and hands to propel my rapidly into and through the sky towards my destination.
As it turned out, Buzzard Wasp's, are surprisingly fast in the air. Buzzy even more so considering the boost it got from my skill after being tamed.
It only took me like thirty seconds or so to reach the place, but by time I got there, Ty Lee was already on the ground, waiting for me.
Yet, even with such a little time and distance, I'd used up almost a quarter of my total chi. It would fully restore in a few minutes, but still. What a crazy draining technique, no wonder only Ozai was seen using it to its full potential, and only during Sozin's Comet.
I totally need more chi man.
"Who's a good boy, you are, yes you are!" Ty Lee was once again praising buzzy by stroking his buzzard-bug-eyed head, and the thing was leaning happily into her touch. She glanced at me as I landed, before patting the tamed beast one more time, "Right, time for a little rest Buzzy, thanks again!" she said, before with a thought, Buzzy turned into light once more and shot into her chest, disappearing inside her.
"So what do we do now?" she asked me, gesturing at the building we had landed in front of, the great big stone doors were wedged shut, "It's got a sun calendar, they only open up on the solstice when sunlight shines through the sun stone at just the right angle." she explained, pointing to a big red gem above the door, then to a dial system on the ground and then to the pillar I saw that had another red gem in it.
"You know quite a lot huh?" I pointed out.
"Heh," Ty Lee scratched her cheek, blushing slightly, "Like I said before, I'm flighty, not stupid. Besides, I did study at the Fire Nation Academy for Girls remember? That's only for nobles and it's a top tier education, well, beyond the classes that were just about praising how great the Fire Nation is."
She did say that before didn't she? And she took classes with Azula even. I've got a lot to say about that girl, but stupid isn't one of them, ignorance very much so, stupid, no.
Hell, I've got no doubts she's smarter than me, to bad she's too far up her fathers ass to put that intelligence to better use.
"I could probably smash my way through with my Fire Fist," I mused after a moment of thought, the pure force behind it couldn't be underestimated, "But, I'll probably destroy what's in there if I do, so I'll just do this." I held my hand out and summoned one of my normal dao to my hands.
"Oh!" Ty Lee blinked, "You're gonna reflect the light coming out of the sun stone with your sword, smart!" she realised and caught on quickly.
And this is just an idea I'm stealing from Zuko. I don't know if I'd have come up with it myself. I might really have resorted to the brute force option, I'm such a barbarian man.
"That's right." I nodded, walking over to where the light was shining down onto the ground on the dial and crouching over it, placing the blade of my dao over it to catch the shining red dot of light and angling it to where I wanted it to go.
It took a minute or two to get the angle right, but finally I reflected the light onto the sun stone atop the door and the doors rumbled as they began to slide open.
"Hey, it worked!" Ty Lee beamed and bounced over to pat me on the shoulder in congratulations, "What a smart boyfriend I have!" she pecked me on the cheek.
Yeah…smart, heh. Sure, let's go with that.
The room inside the stone building was dark, but easy to see into thanks to the light from the open doorway and a moonlight on the ceiling.
Inside, there was a circular platform filled with statues in many different poses.
"What's with these statues?" Ty Lee hummed as we entered inside and looked around, "Oh! Look, there's a plaque here! The Dancing Dragon?"
"It's the fire bending form made from studying dragons," I told her, eyeing them appreciatively, memorising each and every position and form, "And there's something else to." I added.
"What's that?" Ty Lee asked.
I walked over to the statue on the opposite side of the one she was in front of and stood on the panel in front of it, "It needs two people to do this, we need to go through the forms to the end, stepping on the platforms, think you can manage it?" I asked.
If not, I can always just find their village and have them direct me to Ran and Shaw, but doing things this way will bring them to me without having to make the effort of finding them.
Ty Lee grinned at my words, "Just this? Easy peasy, you should be wondering if you can manage it yourself instead of me."
"That sounds like a challenge." I grinned back at her.
"Sure, you can take it that way if you want." she shrugged back casually, confidently.
"And what do I get if I win and can 'keep up'?" I asked, grin widening, and not able to stop myself from eyeing he curvaceous figure appreciatively.
Ty Lee saw where I was staring and her cheeks tinged a bit red, but, she didn't back down, "Hmm, how about, if you can't, you have to massage my feet," she tapped her chin, before her grin widened to reflect mine, "And if you can keep up, you win and you can play with my boobs."
See, I was just planning on training while waiting for the Sun Warriors to show up, but, I'll take this over that any day, "Bring it on then." I challenged, slipping into the first form of the Dancing Dragon.
"On the count of three then? And you only get one chance." Ty Lee stuck her tongue out at me before sliding into her same stance as me on the opposite side.
I agreed, and she began counting. As soon as she hit three, we both moved as one and flowed together through the forms of the Dancing Dragon. I would definitely have lost this initially, but with my prodigal ability? It was easy to do.
And a few moments later, we both came to a stop at the end, both of our fists thrust out towards each other.
"Ah, looks like you w-" Ty Lee giggled and began accepting my win like a good sport, but got cut off.
By a small pillar emerging from the middle of the room, and atop it, a golden gem-like egg.
"Eh, the heck is that?" her attention was drawn to it.
"It's how the Sun Warriors will know to come," I replied, then pointed to the exit, "Stand outside babe."
"Mm, okay!" Ty Lee nodded, accepting my order and happily skipped back outside, while I walked over the pillar, or rather podium that the golden egg sat on.
As I got near it, I swear I could feel a pulsing heat come from it, almost like a heartbeat.
I made my way around to stand at the side with my back to the door while Ty Lee looked on curiously from outside.
Then, I took a deep breath and reached out with one hand and lifted the egg, a jolt ran through my system, and I could literally feel the life inside it, but I didn't let that feeling stun me, I knew what was coming.
The building gave an ominous rumbling noise and began to shake like an earthquake was set off beneath it, but just as it did, I jumped back and thrust my hand out, unleashing a wave of flame to propel me back through the air.
Just in time, because the doors slid shut a moment later and just before they closed fully, I saw a mass of dark green slime like substance erupt like a tsunami from everywhere in sight within the building.
"Ew!" Ty Lee wrinkled her nose in disgust at the sight of it before it disappeared beyond the locked doors.
I barely paid attention to it though, my focus as soon as I landed, was on the egg in my hand. I could feel my beast tamer ability reacting to it. I could tame this egg, which meant, it really was alive.
"So, what is that?" Ty Lee asked once she 'recovered' from her disgust of the nasty ass dark green slime, "It looks like an egg, but who would make an egg out of gold?"
"…I think this is a dragon egg." I replied in a bit of a daze. This….this couldn't be Druk's egg, could it?
Fuck, too bad that damn system isn't around right now, it could tell me up front. Though, I'm not gonna lie, not having it popping up constantly, is kind of freeing, in a way? Made things seem more real around me and lifted a weight from my shoulders I didn't know was even there.
"Wait, really?!" Ty Lee's lovely grey eyes went wide open and practically sparked as she hopped over and examined the golden egg in my hand keenly, "How can you tell?"
"It's alive, I can feel what I think is the fire bending in it," I replied, if she can't feel the pulsing heart beat like me, and I know Zuko could, then it must be because we're fire benders and she isn't, "And my ability to tame animals is reacting to it."
"Ooh! Doesn't that mean you'll be able to have your own dragon in the future?" Ty Lee clapped, "That's amazing Zan!" she cheered.
It kinda was, wasn't it?
And the heat coming from this egg, it felt like it was, brushing up against me? Urging me even.
There was only one thing I could think to do then. I focused on the egg, and enveloped it in my power, and I felt no resistance at all as the egg disappeared, turning into light and being replaced by a small, crimson red sphere.
Odd how it went crimson red, instead of gold, so far, all the other spheres had reflected the colour of the beast. That didn't make sense, unless the beast inside this egg, was crimson red in colour as well.
…Just like Druk was.
Holy shit, have I just stolen Zuko's future mount!?
'That's rough buddy.' I mentally apologised to the scar faced Prince. But hey, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
"Well, guess you were right huh, though kinda weird you can tame it as an egg, is it even conscious in there right now?" Ty Lee wondered, before shrugging, "Guess we'll wind out at some point."
"Guess so," I nodded idly, before putting that out of mind and smirking at her, hungrily, "Now, about that prize I won?" I wiggled my eyebrows at her. We had some time to kill until the Sun Warriors came, after all, it took them a few hours to come after Zuko and Aang.
"Is that all you care about, my body?" Ty Lee grinned back at me teasingly.
"If it was, I'd just go after a harem of yours sisters," I pointed out, "Granted, you're hotter than your sisters, but I already told you didn't I?"
Her cheeks burned, "Such an odd form of sweet talk you have there, but you really know what to say don't you?" her grin formed into a warm smile, and she promptly reached down and grasped her belly baring top at the bottom and in one smooth motion, pulled it up over her head, baring her chest to me, held in place by a set of chest wrappings that still couldn't hide how bodacious her tits were.
Licking my lips and unable to hold myself back, I stepped forward, one hand going around her waist and lifting her into the air, causing her to slip her shapely legs around my own, and then I gently trailed my finger up her belly causing her to shiver against me, and I stopped just as soon as my finger touched the wraps.
Then I claimed them with my inventory.
Ty Lee gave a little surprised squeal as her large, round breasts bounced freely on her chest, coming into full view.
And because of how lithe Ty Lee is, they even bigger, huge even, yet despite looking so big, they were perky and stood high and proud on her chest, topped with a faint pink areola, leading up to cute little cherry pink nipples that hardened into little nubs now that they were exposed to the air.
"Wait, you can do that to my clothes as-Oh!" Ty Lee never got to finish her surprised shout as I leaned down and captured one of her nipples in my mouth, while with my free hand I reached up to fill my hand with her other breast. My fingers sank into the soft springy mound deliciously, and spilled over my palm, god damn, what an amazing pair of tits.
And they were all mine!
"You like them huh?" Ty Lee giggled, getting into it and wrapped her arms around my neck, trailing one hand up into my hair and using it to urge me on suckling on her tit.
I turned on my heel and sat down against the closed stone doors and leaned against it, and then let my other hand reach down from her waist to fill my other palm with one of her lovely soft ass cheeks.
Ty Lee mewled in my ear as I took hold of her ass and began to grind herself down into me, rolling her hips like a pro, putting all those years of training to good use.
I'm gonna have major blue balls at this rate, because we aren't gonna get to sex here and now, and I can't just whip it out here and now and wank myself off to finish, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
I can always fly over to Azulon's statue in my hot air balloon later when heading to the Ember Islands and jizz over it later to take the edge off.
I can just imagine Ozai's horror as the statue falls atop him now, 'Daddy, daddy no! Wait daddy, what's that white stuff all over you and coming towards m- No0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!'
Heh, get fucked scrub. I'll jizz all over your royal pride since I lost the chance to jizz in your daughter.
Alright then lads, ladies, attack helicopters and things of all sizes and shapes, that's us caught up to the latest I've written for this. Granted, I've got a bit of the next chapter done with, and half of the next Jordinio Version chapter done as well. Just sad to say, there won't really be anymore daily uploads for this, unless I get a wild hair up my arse or something with it like I do sometimes with Stacking The Deck. Speaking of my other stories, I've began uploading another one I've been working on as well, a Konosuba one, called; A Scottish Dragon In This Wonderful World!
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