T Plus 19 Days

Thanks to the unflappable, quick-witted Jeff, word of Chad's meeting reached the Smash Mansion without Crazy Hand, Steve and Stevie finding out. Those who wanted to participate received hand-written invitations detailing the what, the when and the where. They were informed that Chad had pulled strings to hold the meeting at the Sarasaland Convention Hall, which would begin at 9a.m. Enclosed with the invites were vouchers for the numerous hotels scattered around the venue. Instantly, the remorseful conspirators began packing their suitcases for a two-night stay in Sarasaland. MH consulted with Jimmy, Timmy, Remy and Rory before calling a secret meeting with the Smashers of interest.

"The MK is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Peach's first rescue today," he said. "We can meet up with her and the Mario Bros there, and we'll all catch a flight to Sarasaland after the festivities."

This suggestion was unanimously approved.

MH then called Peach to pass on the news.

"I don't know how they'll react to seeing me again," the Hand of Creation said truthfully.

Peach just smiled. "These past few days have given them time to think," she said. "Besides, they don't hold grudges—at least, not for very long."

"Just—tell them I'm heading over later today," said MH. "I don't want them surprised on such a special day."

"I will."

"Great. See you later. And Princess…?"

"Yeah?"

"Most of the Smashers who may or may not have conspired to have Luigi's down throw nerfed are coming with me, too."

A brief pause. "I'll let them know."

"Thank you."

"We'll see you soon."

MH hung up and let out a breath. Then, he turned to the four Miis.

"I expect you all to behave accordingly," he said to them. "This anniversary is taken quite seriously in the Mushroom Kingdom."

"Yes, Master Hand," the four men said in unison.

"Good," said MH.

It was time to get ready.

1.1.1

"It was lovely seeing you," said Professor Gadd as he helped Luigi pack the last of his things.

"Ditto," said Luigi. "Thanks again for letting me stay."

"I hope things with Mario and Master Hand work out," said Gadd, "and with Falco, as well."

"I'm positive they will," said Luigi. "Our stay has helped me rediscover why I befriended him in the first place."

"Did you really teach him how to use the Poltergust?"

"I did," smiled Luigi. "I'd rather he have that knowledge, just in case I'm incapacitated, or…" He couldn't bring himself to finish.

Gadd handed the aforementioned ghost vacuum, freshly cleaned and oiled, to his young friend. "I know," he said.

"Speaking of which, what is he up to?" asked Luigi.

Well, Falco was down in the Vault, also packing up. All of his schematics were neatly folded, the snacks sealed in food-safe bags and the drinks neatly arranged in a cooler. His Arwing sat outside, fueled and ready to go. As Falco worked, he was conscious of the Boos' eyes on him.

"Hey—listen, Falco…"

Falco turned and met King Boo's gaze. "Yeah?"

"About what happened yesterday—I'm really sorry," said King Boo. "I was just—in a mood. You see, every October 18th brings back memories of Luigi overwhelming me for the first time and…"

"You don't need to explain to me," Falco said as he resumed packing.

"I just don't want us to part on bad terms, all right?" huffed King Boo.

"You honestly think we'll be friends after the display I witnessed?" asked Falco. "You made it clear that you're obsessed with Luigi, and that you won't stop until he and his friends are either dead or sealed in a painting. As one of his friends, I don't think we'll be on good terms."

"We don't have to be friends," King Boo said craftily, "but we don't necessarily have to hate each other."

"I don't hate you," Falco said after a beat. "I dread you—because I know what you're capable of."

"Seems fair," mused King Boo.

The Master of Illusions scribbled something on his notepad and handed it to Falco. "Here's my phone number," he said quietly.

"Thanks," said Falco as he hesitantly took the paper. "Maybe having someone to talk to will provide a much-needed distraction from your grudge match."

"I highly encourage you to look around my fan club," King Boo went on. "You'll never know the quirky characters you could meet."

"I can't do that to Luigi," said Falco. "We've just about figured things out. But thanks for the offer."

King Boo blinked. "Whoever said it was an offer?" he asked.

Falco cleared his throat. "Stay out of trouble, all right?"

King Boo rolled his eyes. "What are you, my mom?" he snickered. "Besides, I make no promises."

Falco checked his Blaster and made sure the safety was on before slipping it into his holster. "Despite everything, I'm glad that I met you," he said. "You made me realize that Luigi's an important person in my life. And for that, I should at least thank you."

"Don't mention it," grinned King Boo.

"Well," said Falco as he picked up his suitcases. "I guess this is goodbye."

"Yeah—guess so," King Boo said solemnly.

He stuck an appendage through the Canister's opening, and Falco closed a wing over it.

"Just—don't do anything stupid," sighed Falco. "That's all I ask of you."

King Boo and his brethren quietly watched as Falco turned on his heel and left.

1.1.1

Falco joined Luigi, Gadd and Polterpup outside, where his Arwing waited.

"You guys ready?" he asked.

"Ready," said Luigi as Polterpup woofed in anticipation.

They looked up as the ghosts flew over, saddened expressions on their faces.

"You know," said Falco, "maybe we should make this a monthly occurrence."

"I'd like that," Gadd said brightly.

"You know—that's a thought," added Luigi.

All of the ghosts took turns hugging Luigi and Falco goodbye (for now). Then, Gadd took out four coffee cans and handed two each to his departing guests.

"This is the Lunoman Greenie coffee blend," explained Gadd. "It's a blend exclusive to Evershade Valley and my newest favorite beverage. Trust me—it'll pick you up before a day full of tournament matches."

"Thank you, Professor," said Luigi.

"Yeah, thanks," said Falco.

"Wait—the anniversary party is today," said Luigi. "You don't wanna come?"

"I wish I could—but your visit has my creative juices flowing," said Gadd.

"I understand," said Luigi.

"Particularly your comment about 'slamming ghosts'," Gadd went on, "and since plumbing is your main occupation, and plumbers use plungers…" His eyes widened. "You—you had lots of ghosts ganging up on you last time, right?"

"Right."

"Then, I guess you need some defensive tools, as well as tools for crowd control," said Gadd. "Maybe if you had some help…" His eyes lit up behind his glasses. "I'd better head back to the Lab and get this idea on paper, posthaste!"

He pulled Falco and Luigi in for a group hug. "Have fun, you two!" he exclaimed before dashing toward the Gloomy Manor.

Luigi chuckled. "See ya, Professor," he said.

Then, he turned to Falco. "We gotta head over to the MK before the celebration starts," he said.

Falco nodded. "Let's roll."

The two of them hopped into the Arwing, the avian in the pilot's seat and the plumber in the co-pilot's seat. Falco handed his companion a flight jacket, which he slid on.

"Remember what I taught you?" he asked.

"I do," said Luigi.

Falco started the engine, and together, he and Luigi guided the Arwing into the sky.

1.1.1

"Remember what I said about talking to him," said Luigi as he and Falco neared the MK.

"Yup," said Falco. "Will he be more willing to listen to me before the meeting or after?"

"That's entirely up to you," said Luigi.

"There's still a lot between the two of you that needs to be cleared up before the meeting, however," said Falco.

"Don't change the subject."

"I'm not changing the subject," said Falco. "The two of you need to face this together."

Luigi said nothing.

"If you talk to him," said Falco, "then I'll talk to him. Deal?"

"Deal," replied Luigi.

They approached the airport, where the two of them requested and received permission to land. Together, they glided the Arwing to a smooth landing, and then they taxied the aircraft to the terminal. One of the employees agreed to store the Arwing in the hangar during Falco's stay.

"You're getting really good at this flying thing," said Falco.

Luigi nodded before taking out his cell phone and sending Mario a few texts.

"Okay—he and Peach are already in Mushroom Park," he said after a while. "We gotta head over there."

They called a Lyft, which dropped them off at the northeast side of the park. Striding across the grassy lawn, they observed Toads setting up for the festivities. Luigi told Falco a little bit about the schedule as they walked.

"They start things off with a reenactment of our first rescue mission," he said. "Then, they give speeches. Most of the day consists of live music, DJs, booths and games. And toward the end, there's a big cake."

"Sounds exciting," said Falco.

Up ahead, there was a red-and-blue speck, standing next to a pink speck. Luigi and Falco heard a joyful cry before the red-and-blue speck raced toward them. It was Mario!

Letting out a joyful cry as his own, Luigi sprinted over to meet his bro. The man in red practically jumped into Luigi's arms, wrapping his legs around his waist and throwing his arms around his neck. The two of them hugged tenderly, Mario's head snugly against Luigi's shoulder and huge smiles on both their faces.

Falco stood a respectful distance away, watching the bros hug.

"I missed you so much!" Mario exclaimed.

"I missed you, too," said Luigi.

"After the two Steves spread their lies everywhere, part of me wished you were by my side," sighed Mario.

"I'm sorry I wasn't there," said Luigi, "but I needed that time by myself. Well, not really by myself."

"You're right. We needed some time apart," said Mario, pressing his forehead to Luigi's.

"It still hurts so much," Luigi said softly, "but I set it aside because you're my bro, and I love you. I felt it even when I saved you from those four and when we went to rescue Peach. I felt it when Koopa tried to get you to surrender by inflicting more pain on me. I felt it, but I ignored it because I hate fighting with you. And now…"

"I'm sorry, Luigi—I don't know what else to say," blubbered Mario. "I'm sorry for not being there for you, for barely giving you credit where it's due and for saying those words. I just—acted and didn't think."

"Why would you say that when I came to help you?"

"Because I'm stupid. I'm a stupid little man with stupid dreams who gets his rocks off rescuing princesses."

Mario sobbed. "I hurt you because of it, traumatized you…"

Luigi sobbed with him. "I don't hold you responsible. And the mansion—was a good thing wrapped inside a bad thing—a hard candy with a soft center."

"Forgive me, Bro…"

"What for?"

"Everything."

"There's nothing to forgive."

"Knowing you'd be there with him, even though he's locked in a Vault, had me so worried," said Mario, "and then Falco showed up…"

"It worked out for the best," said Luigi. "We managed to bond, and I shared some of my knowledge with him. He wants to talk to you, you know."

"I do, too. But not now. Not now."

"He'll understand," said Luigi.

"I just want everything to be okay between us," said Mario. "I don't know what we're gonna find out tomorrow, and…"

"That's the thing," said Luigi. "Something you said over a week ago doesn't matter anymore. Because you're probably gonna learn a lot of intense facts tomorrow, and I'll need to have your back."

"You've spent all of this month so far having my back," said Mario. "Let me return the favor now."

"Okeydokey."

They held each other close before separating, smiling heartily at each other.

Peach glided over. "Hi, Luigi," she said.

"Hi. Thanks for postponing the party."

"You're welcome," said Peach. "We'll be having some company, though."

"Yeah—thanks for telling us that," sighed Luigi, "but we won't let them dampen the occasion, will we?"

"No, we won't," said Mario.

Falco joined the group. "Hey, everyone," he said.

Mario gave Falco a hard stare as Peach gamely smiled on.

"My kingdom is yours for the day, Falco," said Peach.

"Thanks," said Falco.

The quartet headed over to the middle of the park, joining up with Master Hand, Jimmy, Timmy, Remy and Rory, who was hand-in-hand with Amy. Marth, Roy, Mewtwo, Dark Pit, Kyle, Chase, Rolf, Vanessa, Theo, Ethan and Anna were also among those present.

"Hello, Luigi," said MH. "Nice to see you again."

"Nice to see you again, too, Master Hand," Luigi said crisply.

"I'd like us to start fresh," MH went on.

"And I'd like that, too," said Luigi.

"So would we," said Rory.

Both Bros turned to look at him.

"There was no reason for us to do what we did," said Rory, "but we were deceived as much as you. If there's anyone you should focus your ire on, it's Crazy Hand."

"He didn't make you beat me to nearly a pulp, and you know it," said Mario.

"Mario, come on. You've forgiven Koopa for his antics many times over. You even forgave DK all those years ago for putting you and Pauline in danger. Why can't you forgive us?"

"He's right—things just got out of hand that day," said Remy, "but we're actually good fans of yours."

"Or else we wouldn't be here," Jimmy chimed in.

"It's something the four of us will have to live with for the rest of our lives," sighed Timmy. "I assure you, though, that if we're given another chance, then we'll never act uncivilized like that again."

Mario and Luigi looked hard at the four men.

"C'mon, you two," said MH. "There's no sense in this. I've already punished them accordingly, and they're even helping me sort this nerf business out. At the very least, can we just drop the matter?"

Mario's eyes met Amy's. "Hello," he said politely.

"Hi," said Amy.

"That's my little sister, Amy," explained Rory. "I love her more than any material possession in the world."

Mario glanced at Luigi before making his decision.

"For the sake of your sorella, I'm going to let your actions slide just this once," he said tersely. "Don't make me regret it."

"We won't," said Rory. "I promise."

Jimmy grinned like a fool and clapped a hand on Mario's shoulder. "That wasn't so hard, was it?" he asked.

But Mario brushed his hand away, his face flint. He'd agreed to drop his vendetta against the four, and nothing else.

Jimmy took it in stride. "Apologies," he said. "I understand that my pals and I must regain your favor."

"That's right," Mario said icily. "You do."

"The festival's about to begin," said Peach. "I need to get ready."

"Okeydokey," said Mario, and then the two kissed. "Knock them dead!"

Peach smiled and glided off.

Everyone else headed over to the Main Stage, where the customary reenactment would take place. The front row was reserved for the Mario Bros, Peach, Toadsworth and other members of the royal court. Everyone else made themselves comfortable in the remaining rows, hoping that they scored the perfect viewing spot.

Luigi turned and saw Vanessa, Theo and their kids seated in the row behind him. "First time?" he asked.

"Yes," said Vanessa.

"It only happens once every five years," said Luigi, "so why not make the most of it?"

"True," said Theo. "Why not?"

Falco, Marth, Roy, Mewtwo and the other meeting-bound Smashers were likewise excited. They knew that this anniversary was a huge deal, but this was the first celebration they attended. Despite everything, they were honored to share such a special part of the Mushroom Kingdom's history.

Toads worked their way down the seating area, offering free sodas and water to the attendees. Aromas of various foods cooking wafted over from the designated food court, which would open after the reenactment and speeches. A hush settled over the park, and when all of the seats were full, latecomers spread out blankets on the grass under the trees' cool shade, hoping to witness history coming to life.

1.1.1

At 10a.m. on the dot, Peach glided onto the Main Stage to a standing ovation from the spectators. She waited until everyone settled down before launching into her welcome address.

"Good morning, and thank you all for coming," she said. "I am so happy to have all of you joining me and my dominion in celebrating 30 great years of having Mario and Luigi in our lives. Grateful Toads will speak to you on how these two brothers' presence has touched them morning, noon and night. Cuisines from all across the kingdom will be available for you to sample, and there will be numerous live performances, DJs and games ready to entertain you. Last but not least, those with an eye for fashion can browse wares from our local designers. To kick off the festivities, however, please give a warm welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom Theatre Company as they present the customary reenactment of my first successful rescue!"

There was a shower of applause, and then the spectators quieted, allowing the performers to concentrate.

As a full symphony orchestra played the first familiar notes of the "1-1 Ground Theme", two performers dressed as the Mario Bros took their places on stage, expertly recreating the trek that began all treks through land, sea and sky. Inventive set design, lighting and camera work helped the two performers quickly change costumes whenever they were equipped with a "power-up". Other performers, dressed as those familiar enemies, leaped onto the stage, and brief but excellently choreographed "skirmishes" ensued, which ended with the "Mario Bros" victorious. The stagehands' quick timing allowed one scene to transition into the next, from the "overworld" levels to the "underground" levels, and to the "ocean", "cloud" and castle levels, with the music cues changing appropriately. The authenticity was nailed to a "T", and there wasn't a single historical inaccuracy in sight. There was even a Toad at the end of Worlds 1 through 7 who delivered that iconic line: "Thank you Mario Bros, but our Princess is in another castle!"

Vanessa sat with her spouse and kids, drinking in the action, and throughout the reenactment, she couldn't keep the smile from her face. The performance was an excellent combination of physical comedy, adult humor, pop-culture references, light drama and edge-of-your seat suspense. The performers standing in for the heroic brothers had such excellent chemistry that she wondered if they were actual siblings. Their antics could make her laugh one moment, only to make her tear up the next as one "brother" got "injured" and the other "brother" rushed to his side. Of course, "Luigi" provided most of the comic relief, in line with his real-life counterpart's personality.

The Smashers seated with her exchanged sidelong glances and approving nods. This reenactment wasn't quite on par with a Broadway performance, but it grabbed hold of them and didn't let go. Mewtwo paid attention to the set design, while Marth and Roy were sold on the performance of the two leads. Dark Pit was focused on the lighting, and Rolf, Chase and Kyle felt themselves being transported in time, thanks to Koji Kondo's legendary 8-bit score being translated into an orchestral delight. Theo's favorite aspect of this performance was the costume design, and Ethan and Anna relieved the hours of playing Super Mario Bros together. The Bennigan Brothers, who had arrived just as the reenactment was starting, were theatre buffs in their own right. They decided that they liked it only a few moments in, thanks to the consistently paced storytelling, nostalgia factor, the leads' stage presence, and the costuming, sets and makeup. They knew that this was something that the theatre company took seriously.

As for Luigi, what he liked most about this reenactment was that he was an important player for once. In past reenactments, they either flubbed his name, called him "Green Mario" or eliminated his role altogether. But this time around, they finally got it right—down to the displays of brotherly affection he and Mario displayed and how they worked as a team to overcome enemies, negotiate obstacles and solve puzzles. They even decided to flesh out his character a bit. As far as reenactments went, this one deserved five stars.

The man in green closed his eyes and let his mind take him back to 1985, where "Everybody Wants to Rule the World", "Take On Me" and "St. Elmo's Fire" played on the radio, where Back to the Future made moviegoers laugh in the cinemas and Amadeus reintroduced them to the titular Austrian composer. Where products like Walkman radios and Aqua-Net flew off the shelves and Nintendo brought the NES to overseas consumers.

Where he and Mario fell through that pipe and met the Toads of the MK for the first time.

The two of them had listened to popular 80s hits on their aforementioned Walkman radios or told each other raunchy jokes to spice up their trip through eight worlds. They'd eaten and rested on the go, reserving most of their breaks for when they stayed at a Toad House upon completion of each world. They'd hit "?" blocks and discovered the Super Mushrooms' growing power, the Stars' energizing power and the 1-Up's ability to grant them second (and third and fourth and fifth…) chances in life. They'd learned how to really depend on one another when the going got tough. And by the time they'd finally reached Koopa's castle, they knew that nothing would ever be the same.

Now, the reenactment approached the climactic moment in question. The "Bros" standing on one side of the bridge and "Koopa" standing on the other. "Koopa" started his monologue about how Peach would be his queen until the end of time, and then his "foes" charged into battle. Theo and Vanessa had to hold Anna's hand during the "final battle", and most of the spectators were breathless as well, despite the foregone conclusion. The stage was lit by different shades of red and orange, giving the impression that the action took place in the very depths of Hell. And maybe it did.

The harrowing fight gave way to catharsis as the "Bros" landed a simultaneous uppercut on "Koopa", sending him toppling off the bridge. Relief rumbled across the seating area, and then a beam of white light shone onto one end of the stage as "Peach" strode in. She was clad in that white gown with red-orange accents, her wavy red hair tumbling over her shoulders. Tourists would be shocked to know that Peach was a natural redhead, and that she dyed her hair blond in the 90s. Nobody would tell them that she was thinking about reverting her locks to their natural hair color nowadays. But I digress.

"Peach" approached her "rescuers" and thanked them, kissing each of them on the nose. The light above the "Bros" turned light pink to signify the tiny hearts bursting out of them. The reenactment concluded at Peach's "castle", where Koopa's spell was broken and the Toad populace celebrated their new heroes with a huge cake.

The spectators cheered thunderously as the reenactment's cast took their bows. Then, the cast and crew cut slices of the huge cake, which they distributed to the audience.

There was a brief intermission as the crew took down the sets to prepare for the speeches. In their place was a projection screen, which began to play a slideshow on loop. A podium with a microphone mounted on top was situated in front of the screen, and a technician performed a sound check.

Once everyone finished their cake, Toadsworth took to the stage and invited the attendees, locals and tourists alike, to the podium and say a few words about the first mission, the Bros in general, or both. He also advised that they keep their addresses as brief as possible.

"I remember the moment like it was yesterday," said one of the first Toads who volunteered. "There I was, in brick form, cut off from my loved ones, having lost all sense of time. Wondering if I'd ever be able to move my limbs again or feel the sun on my face. Being turned into a brick has a way of reshuffling one's priorities, so I was just contemplating this and that when—I heard something. It sounded like a car engine, along with music. The noise grew louder, and soon, I could make out 'Take On Me'. It was the kind of song that would easily get stuck in your head. I wondered, 'Who on Earth could be driving a car when we're all supposed to be blocks and bricks? Unless…' And lo and behold, I was once again a Toad—a living, breathing Toad. I'll never forget the euphoric feeling of regaining my humanity. The first thing I saw was a convertible, with Peach riding inside, safe as can be. And on either side of her were Mario and Luigi, looking as if they'd gone five rounds with the Koopa King—which they did. I think."

Chuckles.

"Thank you, Mario Bros," said the Toad. "Being under that enchantment was torture, and your heroic efforts helped put an end to it. Now, I can taste my favorite ice cream and feel my friends and family hug me good morning and good night."

Applause.

"Once upon a time, I used to hide in my house with my doors and windows locked and my curtains drawn," said another Toad. "When I mustered the nerve to go out, I constantly looked over my shoulder, wondering if Koopa's minions would pop out, turn me into a block or brick, or worse. I stayed tuned into the TV and radio whenever possible, and I never stopped praying. Then, one afternoon, I got a call from another Toad who managed to survive the initial ambush. Her voice was strangely happy. And she said to me, 'You don't have to run or hide anymore. It's over. The curse has been broken.' I ran outside, and sure enough, all of the blocks and bricks were turned back into Toads, and I could see Peach and her retainers driving past in that convertible. Riding with them were two men I'd never seen before, each clad in a hat, shirt, overalls and boots, sweaty and dirty and buffeted, and they looked awestruck as Peach reversed that turtle's enchantment. I called out to her, 'Who are they?' And she called back, 'Mario and Luigi, the two men who rescued me!' Later, I joined the other Toads at the castle to celebrate our ruler's grand return from the bowels of Hell.

"Nowadays, I can fling my curtains open and let the golden sunlight pour in. I can walk the streets with a confident stride and even go out at night. No more do I have to glance over my shoulder or sleep with one eye open. And no more do I have to listen to the silence of a desolate kingdom. Thank you, Mario and Luigi, for breathing new life into the Mushroom Kingdom."

More applause.

One by one, more Toads walked up to the podium and gave their speeches. They talked about how the Mario Bros restored their peace of mind on that historic day in 1985. They spoke of what the two heroic plumbers had given back to them, most of all their hope, their dignity and their self-respect. They told of how easy it was to get the wheels of their kingdom turning once again. And they spoke of how they, their children and their children's children, and so on and so forth, were willing to stand in the pouring rain for hours to get a glimpse of the brothers who taught them to hold on just a second longer.

After the MK's grateful citizens had an opportunity to speak, longtime fans of the Super Mario franchise were invited to have their say, as well.

"I remember playing the first game in my university dorm room," said Vanessa. "Sometimes, I'd play alone, and other times, a roommate would help me. And all I could think was, 'Wow. Look at these two ordinary men, journeying through 8 extraordinary worlds.' However, Peach has to be my favorite character, even if she's the one we save. She's far from the damsels in distress we see in video games and other media. As soon as she's rescued, she rolls up her sleeves and gets her kingdom up and running again. Even after dealing with Koopa for thirty years, she remains a symbol of the endurance of the human—and Toad—spirit. She's smart as well as beautiful. She's strong. And she's a Princess worth rescuing."

"Mario is someone who we all want to be," said Ethan. "Even after what he's seen, he leaps toward life with a big 'Wah-hoo!' For thirty years, men, women, children and Toads alike have shared in his optimism and joy. Despite the Mushroom, Fire Flowers and Stars at his disposal, I'd say that Mario's big heart is his most important power-up. It was him who rose to the occasion and faced off against a fire-breathing dragon-turtle hybrid with nothing but his fists, his pyrokinesis and his smarts. It was him who brought so much comfort to the harried Toads. It was him who survived so much and yet always comes back for more. He's compassionate, loyal, protective and fearless. Truly, the MK couldn't have asked for a better hero."

A handful of the Smashers in attendance decided to give brief speeches as a preliminary act of contrition, including Rolf, Chase, Marth and Kyle. The Mario Bros listened to their words intently and applauded when the speeches were finished, but while it was a good ice-breaker, tomorrow was when they'd truly demonstrate their remorse.

Then, Master Hand had a turn.

"You may recognize me as the master of ceremonies for the Super Smash Bros tournament," he said. "As such, I invite the best of the best of the best to participate in contests of strength, speed and brilliance. And Mario certainly meets that criteria. He is living proof that you don't need magical powers, laser vision or total invincibility to be a hero. And he's also demonstrated that you don't have to be among the wealthy elite to be a hero. For thirty years, he's volunteered to give his life for the peaceful Toads, rebuffing evil forces that would want to tear down their realm or subjugate it to wicked whims. This small man with a red cap and a bushy moustache has looked a reptilian menace in the face and said, 'You're gonna lose'. Think about that for a second. An ordinary man, battling an enemy larger and stronger than him. It goes to show you that ordinary people can be heroes, and though not all ordinary people can win against a cross between a turtle and a dragon, they're better than they think they are."

Applause.

"It's an honor to have you in my tournament, Mario," said MH. "Keep on doing what you do."

He floated back to his seat to more applause.

Once everyone who wanted to had a turn to speak, it was Mario's turn to walk up to the podium.

"It's true that I helped make this kingdom a better place," he said, "but there's one person who I couldn't have done it without—my bro. From start to finish, he had my back. He helped me clear the seemingly insurmountable obstacles in my way, defended me from hordes of enemies and gave me a pep talk whenever I felt discouraged. He was there when Koopa's minions tried to sneak attack me, and he was likely to toss me a power-up he came across than use it himself. During the final fight, he was at the top of his game, taking Koopa's more devastating attacks in my stead. Most importantly, when I found myself cast in two situations where I was completely helpless, he came through for me and saved my life, nearly at the cost of his own. Being a hero is a huge responsibility, and it's Luigi who's helped me bear that load. I don't think I would've kept the MK safe for 30 years if it wasn't for him. So while I'm the reliable everyman who's kept Koopa at bay, I also hope that you'll take the time to thank my baby bro. He's just as much the hero of this story as me, maybe more."

Luigi wore a big smile as Mario finished speaking. As soon as the man in red stepped down from the podium, his younger sibling gave him a powerful hug.

"Aww…" cooed the audience.

Last but not least, Peach addressed the crowd.

"Ever since the Mario Bros rescued me for the first time, I've never run out of ways to improve my dominion," she said. "I introduced the sporting events and kart racing tournaments to encourage a healthy, active lifestyle among my constituents. Koopa's repeated visits haven't stopped us from experiencing a stabilized economy and improved trade relations. When we see those airships in the sky, we no longer despair, for we know that my stay 'in another castle' won't last long. That turtle may pride himself in snatching me every Tuesday or Friday, or every Tuesday and Friday, but he'll never snatch our spirit. One thing that you don't see in the video games is that I don't spend my time passively awaiting rescue. I manage to send messages to close friends and advisors, and I've undertaken several escape attempts. I can look into my captor's eyes without fear, knowing that Mario and Luigi will always beat him. And after each 'visit', I know that we'll work together to rebuild the MK so that it stands stronger than ever. Thirty years after I was first extracted from his clutches, I defy King Koopa to do his worst."

Peach's address was met with thunderous applause.

All of the speeches were concluded, and it was time to enjoy what else the celebration had to offer. Hungry attendees went to the food court to sample cuisines spanning the Kingdom's regions. After their bellies were full, they went to explore the various booths scattered throughout the park. There was the virtual reality booth, with games like Beat Saber to try out. There was the face painting booth for the younger crowd. There were booths with vendors selling the hottest Mario games, toys, books, clothes and the like. But what the attendees enjoyed most was the music.

DJs took to the Main Stage, rotating every hour on the hour, playing dance music from the 80s to the present day. There were even occasional dance-based games, such as musical chairs. The grassy lawn was crowded with people showing off their best dance moves, and security was nearby to make sure things didn't get rowdy. And it was here that Luigi got a good look at the brothers rumored to have spearheaded this nonsense.

The man in green recognized Stu in the crowd, but this was the first time he'd glimpsed his three siblings. He didn't even know Stu had brothers. While Stu had reddish-brown hair, the other three were dark-haired. One had neatly trimmed and wavy hair, another had his hair in shoulder-length curls and the other wore his hair short. Presently, they were huddled with Stu, sharing a laugh.

Setting his lips, Luigi escaped the crowd of dancers and marched straight up to the four brothers.

"Hello, Stu," he said curtly.

The Bennigan Brothers whirled.

"Oh! Hey, Luigi!" cried Stu. "Long time, no see. How've you been?"

"Maybe your brothers can answer that," said Luigi.

Vince, Manny and Shane wore guilty looks.

"Look, L," said Stu. "After MH gave me the heave-ho, I spent some time abroad, and during that time, I allowed myself to think about what I've done. I know you're still kinda upset at me, as is your right, but—I'm a different man now. And I'm sorry for making things difficult for you."

"Are you?" asked Luigi. "Or are you sorry for MH catching you in the act?"

"I used to think I was justified in antagonizing you, but now I know I had no excuse," said Stu. "If given a second chance, I promise that I'll never treat you cruelly again."

Luigi's eyes slid from Stu to his three siblings. "I've never actually met your brothers, have I?" he asked.

"No," said Stu. "Vincent is the eldest, but you can call him Vince. Manny is the middle brother, and Shane is the youngest."

"Hello, Luigi," Vince said nervously.

"Yeah. Hi," Manny chimed in.

"Good party, huh?" added Shane.

Luigi stared hard at the trio. "So—what do you think?" he asked.

"What?" frowned Vince.

"This is the first time you've seen me, and I want to know your thoughts," Luigi crisply explained.

"Uh—well—I…" stammered Manny.

"You're—quite—handsome," Vince managed to say.

"Yeah. Handsome," echoed Shane.

"And yet—you decided you hated me before you even got the chance to properly meet me," Luigi said icily.

The Bennigan Brothers exchanged nervous glances.

"What have I ever done to you?" Luigi demanded of them. "What do you have against me that would prompt you to send Stu over to harass me and then spearhead a plot to get me nerfed?"

"That's—the thing," said Vince. "We don't—really know anymore."

"But we're trying to make things right," said Stu. "Tomorrow, we're gonna lay everything bare. We promise."

"Maybe we didn't wanna believe that someone like you could do the things you did," shrugged Manny.

"So I guess you can chalk it up to envy," Shane put in.

"I envy my bro sometimes," said Luigi, "and I don't act like that."

"Look, we'll explain everything the best we can tomorrow," said Manny.

"But for now," said Vince, "I hope you'll accept our apology for all of this. And I know it won't make things better, but we weren't happy when the two Steves cornered you in the Training Area."

"I don't hold grudges," said Luigi. "At least, I don't hold them for very long. And I hope you include that in your prayers tonight."

"So—does that mean you accept our apology?" asked Vince.

Luigi smiled thinly at them—and then he left without giving them a definitive answer.

1.1.1

Later in the afternoon, the attendees were given a free bus tour of the Mushroom Kingdom. The route started in Mushroom Park and wound through all of the key landmarks, including Boo Woods, before finishing at Peach's Castle. Peach's Toad retainers greeted everyone at the door and split the attendees into separate groups, each retainer leading one group on a walking tour of the castle.

After that, the attendees were invited to step into the Mario Bros' boots in a first-person, VR version of Super Mario Bros! Men, women and children from all walks of life could now experience the thrill of racing through eight worlds, leaping over chasms, breaking open "?" blocks, collecting coins, hopping onto Mushroom Defectors and subduing Koopa Troopas before kicking the shells into groups of attacking enemies. And at the end, they got to face off against the Koopa King himself, leaping over fireballs and hammers before retaliating with fireballs of their own. They could either slide under Koopa, grab the ax and use it to destroy the bridge, or they could grab Koopa by the tail and swing him around a few times before hurling him away. They could also dodge claw swipes and land punches and kicks on their foe. Either way, once they defeated Koopa once and for all, Peach would thank them for saving her, complete with a kiss on the nose.

Several more rooms in the castle provided more entertainment. The game that started it all was set up in one room, for example. And in another was the newest offering, Super Mario Maker, which was exactly what it said on the tin. Mario's longtime fans could let their creativity surge, dreaming up outlandish courses of their own using templates from 1985, 1990, 1991 and 2012. If they wanted to stack enemies atop one another, then they could go for it. If they wanted to put in cannons that fired coins instead of Bullet Bills, then that was fair game. If they wanted Mario to take on multiple Koopa Kings, then they could make it happen. They could make these courses as simple or as difficult as they wanted. And even better—if they had amiibo figures with them, then they could equip Mario with a character "skin", allowing him to play as Pikachu, Link, Kirby—practically anyone!

There were two separate stations for Super Mario Maker. One station was for creating courses, and the other was for playing courses. Due to the high volume of attendees, everyone was allotted to creating and playing one course each. Eventually, several more stations for the game were set up in two different rooms.

However, attendees could reserve their spots to play SMM. While they were waiting, they could walk through small galleries, indulge in the VR Room and try to dunk someone dressed as Koopa into a small pool of water. There was an interactive exhibit based on the first adventure. And finally, there was an informal Q&A with Peach, Toadsworth, Toad, Toadette and the Mario Bros. A lot of questions were directed at Luigi, and he was more than happy to answer them.

At sunset, everyone gathered in the banquet hall, where a huge cake shaped like 8-bit versions of the Mario Bros was presented. Several Toads helped slice the cake and serve it to the attendees. As they ate, Peach gave a short address thanking everyone for coming and led a toast to the next 30 years. Once everyone had a slice of cake, those who were interested lined up for seconds.

After having his fill of cake, MH hovered over to the Smashers.

"Our hotel rooms in Sarasaland are ready," he whispered. "After you're finished, we'll catch a flight to Sarasaland and check in."

The Smashers nodded to show that they understood.

"We need to stay behind to help clean up," said Peach when MH passed along the news to her, "but we'll join you later tonight. Safe travels."

"You, too," said MH.

As night fell, MH, Marth, Roy, Mewtwo, Dark Pit, Kyle, Chase, Rolf and the other Smashers who planned to attend the meeting met up with the Bennigan Brothers, Theo, Vanessa, Anna and Ethan at the airport. They all managed to book first class or business class seats on the final two flights of the day to Sarasaland. Once the Mario Bros, Peach and the Toads finished tidying the castle after the celebration wound down, they also flew to Sarasaland on Peach's private jet.

Once they were all checked into their hotel rooms, they unpacked their suitcases, soaked in the bathtub or took showers, and then reclined in their beds, watching TV and trying, sometimes unsuccessfully, to doze off.

Tomorrow couldn't come soon enough.

Please R&R.