Hi guys! I didn't actually think anyone would read this so imagine my shock when I got an actual review and 2 followers! Thanks guys that makes me feel a thousand times more confident. Just so you know I haven't decided if there will be mpreg but it definitely exists in this 'verse and will be discussed. Please let me know who you think Harry should end up with! Right now it's completely up in the air. I have no idea. Thanks and Enjoy!

"Thoughts"

Harry quickly strode over to the Gryffindor table and plopped down next to Hermione. She and Ron looked over at him slightly startled as he leaned over the table and hissed vehemently, "How could you leave me with Seamus!" Hermione looked slightly guilty but Ron seemed unconcerned. "What do you mean mate? Seamus is an alright bloke."

At that Harry began to turn pink. "He's alright but he kept offering to talk to me and, release tension!"

Hermione turned bright red but Ron still seemed clueless. "What's wrong with that? You are tense! It'd do you good to relax. Seamus would be doing you a favor!" Ron said through a mouthful of sausage.

"No Ron, tension like you know, tension!"

Ron stared uncomprehendingly.

Finally, Harry sighed. "Ron. He groped my bum."

Understanding flooded Ron's face and with it a fiery red tint. "Why that little- I oughta- how dare he put his hands-"

Hermione stopped his blustering with a giggle. "Ron it's not that big of a deal, Harry's a big boy. I'm sure he can handle a little groping."

"But Hermione! Look at him! Does he look like he can handle a groping? Little or otherwise!"

At that they both turned to Harry and watched as he spread jam on his toast happily humming a nonsense tune. As he felt the stares he looked up, wide green eyes unimpeded by glasses making him look like a doe eyed innocent.

Hermione hummed. "I see your point. Nevertheless, I'm sure Harry can handle it."

Ron looked at Harry doubtfully. "Maybe you should keep your sexuality quiet for a little while longer."

"Ron!" Hermione gasped scandalized as Harry's face dropped with sadness.

"No, it's not what you think! It's just, you don't have a lot of experience dating and maybe you should wait a while till you feel more prepared."

Harry laughed. "Ron just because I'm coming out doesn't mean I'm going to start dating immediately! I doubt anyone's really interested like that."

Ron and Hermione looked at him doubtfully taking in his signature large green eyes and long black hair. They could already see a few boys just in Gryffindor darting lustful looks at him.

"Riiiight. Just remember Harry, you have to be careful. Boys only want one thing. You know what that is right? Have you had a sex talk? Oh Merlin you definitely need a sex talk." Ron trailed off muttering to himself looking worried.

Harry looked at Ron horrified. "I don't need a sex talk! It's just insert Tab A into Slot B how much harder can it get? 'Mione tell him! It's not like I can get pregnant! Oh wait are there magical STD's?"

Hermione looked at him incredulously. "For once I'm going to go with Ron on this. You need a sex talk."

"Nooo!" Harry moaned as Ron looked triumphant.

"Accept it Harry. It's happening. Now finish your breakfast we have to get to class." Hermione said sternly while fighting back a smirk.

Harry slumped at the table and ate his toast with a pout, while Ron and Hermione looked on obviously laughing at him.

'Big and Strong Harry. You can do this' He didn't even sound convincing in his own head. He was screwed.

As the trio walked to their first class, they were followed by looks and giggles on behalf of the girls. Unnoticed by Harry they were also followed by lustful stares and longing expressions on behalf of the boys. Ron and Hermione however did notice. They exchanged significant glances over Harrys head and nodded coming to a silent agreement. Harry was distracted by all the giggling.

"Hermione? Why are they giggling? Is it funny? I don't get it! I was expecting dirty looks or angry fangirls, not, giggling."

"Oh Harry," Hermione sighed, "they think you're cute. But not in a 'I want to swoon in your arms way' more like a 'pinch his cheeks and fix his hair' type of way."

Ron and Harry looked at her horrified. "Why would they want to do a thing like that?!" choked out Harry.

Hermione sighed once more. "Don't question the fangirl mindset. You'll get lost."

Harry and Ron wholeheartedly agreed. As they took their seats in Transfiguration, Ron and Hermione sat together and Harry took one of the seats behind them. They were early so the classroom was still fairly empty except for Neville, Lavender, and Parvati.

Lavender called out to Harry, still giggling, "Is it true Harry? Are you really gay?'

Harry sighed and without even turning called back a simple "Yes."

Lavender and Parvati burst into a flurry of giggles and furious whispering. Harry just sighed and rolled his eyes. As the classroom filled up—and was it just him or was it just girls—more and more giggles filled the room. Just a few minutes before class began the boys started coming in in groups and clumps. At first everything seemed fine but all of a sudden two bags thumped down on the desk next to him at the same time. He looked up to see Seamus and Anthony Goldstein staring each other down silently. The whole room hushed as they all watched the silent battle of wills.

Finally, Harry piped up "Um guys? There are other seats you know. This isn't the last one."

Seamus turned to Harry with a bright smile opening his mouth to respond when Anthony took advantage of his distraction and slipped into the seat. Seamus looked furiously at the other boy but before he could do anything, McGonagall strode into the room. "Take your seats!"

Anthony looked up at him smugly and mockingly gestured across the room. Seamus' eyes narrowed before he whirled around and stomped to his seat. Harry watched all of this bewildered and turned to Ron and Hermione and mouthed, "What was that?"

Ron and Hermione glanced at each other and turned back to him and simultaneously shrugged before quickly turning back around. Harry looked at their backs incredulously before turning to Anthony. Anthony beamed at him. Harry gave a weak smile back and quickly turned back to the front and looked down at his parchment. "What is wrong with people?"

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