"So, why did Master Hand want us to come over here again?" Young Link asked.
"I don't know, some sort of training exercise," Roy replied.
The quintet walked down the dark corridor, unsure on where to go. Mewtwo told them to turn left, and because they all trust Mewtwo and his mind mojo, they did it. And though Mewtwo was a shifty bastard, they knew if Mewtwo was planning on murdering the three humanoids out of the group, he would have likely done it in their sleep.
The group kept going, until they arrived at a path with five directions.
"We each should go in different directions. I feel there may be a meetup point. Also, according to the puzzle guidebook I stole from Master Hand, it says that these different halls are testing our fears," Mewtwo said.
"What-a-makes you an-a-expert? What if the-a-guide was-a-wrong?" Dr. Mario asked him.
"Dude, don't question him. His mind mojo would have told him if it was wrong," Roy stated.
Each ex-Smasher took a path, Young Link on the far left, Dr. Mario on the left, Roy in the center, Pichu on the right, and Mewtwo on the far right.
Mewtwo casually walked down his path. Considering that the guide he read earlier about the tunnels correlating with their fears, he didn't have much to worry about. The Psychic Pokemon simply wasn't afraid of anything.
So he just walked down the dark, dank corridor. And not the good kind of dank either. He arrived at a room, which was probably the room that would be used to expose their fears. And as expected, once Mewtwo opened the door, there was nothing to be seen. He just walked up to the pedestal laid before him, and took the small golden badge meaning that his task was complete. Such an easy task for a shifty bastard.
Pichu took one step at a time, her small padded feet hitting the stone cold concrete. She could hear her footsteps echoing behind her as she trailed further in the tunnel.
She realized that her breathing was really heavy, and decided to calm herself. She still didn't know why Mewtwo wanted everyone to go alone, especially when Master Hand specifically requested them not to split up. But she wouldn't question the guidebook that Mewtwo had stolen.
Eventually, she found a doorway. The door wouldn't budge when she had pushed on it, even using all of her strength. She backed up, feeling frustrated with the door, when it just suddenly opened on it's own.
"Weird," she muttered to herself.
She walked in anyway, not bothering to try and close the door behind her. She quickly scanned the room, making herself aware of her surroundings. There was a pedestal in one corner of the room, but a cage blocking access to it. Three shadows approached her, and fast.
The shadows made themselves seen. The shadows were the Legendary Bird Trio of Kanto: Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres.
She knew one of her greatest fears, battling a legendary Pokémon. But now there were three, and she was all by herself. What would she do?
Articuno flew by her side, and took a hit from Zapdos that was aimed at her. Then, she knew what was happening. A Double Battle. She used Spark against Moltres, and Articuno used Ice Beam against Zapdos. The fire and electric bird Pokémon retaliated using Thunderbolt and Flamethrower respectively. Articuno spread its wings and blocked Moltres' Flamethrower from hitting Pichu, and instead took both attacks on it's own.
It was their turn, and Articuno looked ready to faint. Especially since both attacks were super effective on it. Pichu knew she had to do something, or else she would have to face the fire and electric types on her own. She drew her energy, and used the attack that she had been practicing for weeks, Thunder. Lightning struck both the fire and electric birds, leaving Moltres paralysed. Articuno finished Zapdos off with Aurora Beam. With the time that Moltres' paralyzation lasted, Pichu kicked the fire bird in the face.
Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres all got up, looking as if they all were just released from their Pokéballs, bowed to her, and seemingly disappeared. The cage blocking her from the pedestal was lifted, and she saw a golden badge that the small mouse Pokemon put on her forehead.
Roy, on the other and, wasn't doing too well with his challenge against his biggest fear, Fred. No, don't think Fred is some original character or some shit, this bitch is real. He's the Fred guy from YouTube. Oh dear God. Roy wasn't sure on how to deal with this threat to his sanity, but he had a few ideas.
"HEY, IT'S FRED! HAIII!" Fred shouted, with an ear-splitting screech of terror. By just looking at Fred, anyone would think that even Crazy Hand was normal.
"It's official. I've had a good run. Time to hang up my noose," Roy announced, mostly to himself.
"WHAT THE FUCK KEVIN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Fred shouted at Roy, who had no idea of what was even going on, like how Stacy's mom had it going on, but that's beside the point.
By now, Roy was cowering in fear, unsure of what to do, while this Fred character started spewing nonsense about how this "Kevin" took his prom date, who Roy and the author forgot the name of, and is too lazy to look up online, even though he literally looked five.
Now, Fred decided to start just going apeshit on our hero of the story. No one was really sure why, it just kinda happened. It made Roy go silent. Young Link was silent. Dr. Mario's McChicken was silent. The bee from that movie about the bees was silent.
Roy found a random bowl of fruit next to him with a talking orange that was quite annoying. He chucked the orange at the small child, and somehow a knife spawned that the orange was holding somehow, despite not having limbs. Anyway, the orange stabbed the child fifty fucking times, ripped his heart out right before his eyes, and cooked his eyes over easy. Roy did not end up eating them because he surprisingly has standards on what he puts in his body. The orange was quite disappointed in this, so Roy decided to peel the orange and eat that instead.
Roy just grabbed the dead child's corpse by the shoulder, and whispered in his ear, in a chilling, haunting voice.
"What the fuck now, Fred? What the fuck now? I fucked your mom, Fred."
But we all know that Fred's mom is very gross, and Roy has fucked many mothers, so he probably got it mixed up with Stacy's mom who happens to have it going on.
He also found a gold pin that he put on his cape for no reason.
Dr. Mario was walking to his room, fear evident on his face. He made it to his room, unharmed, except when he tripped on a small pebble because he was cooing his McChicken.
The door opened on its own, which was good for the Doctor, because the pebble made him drop his McChicken. Dumbass.
The door shut behind him, and the room that he had just walked in was very dank. And no, not the good dank.
Dr. Mario realized something was off about the room, and decided to investigate. His McChicken was gone! He looked in the corner, and saw that someone was eating it. Which was unfortunate for the stranger, because everyone knows that Dr. Mario can't live without his McChickens.
Dr. Mario decided to flat out kill the guy in cold blood. Also, the author would like to note that the original purpose of this chapter is still unknown, and the author is very surprised that she isn't stoned. Anyway, Dr. Mario found the dude that ate his McChicken, and tackled him to the ground, grabbed his neck, and squeezed as hard as he could. He could hear cracking sounds, and he felt blood coming out of the wounds that were made when he dug his fingernails in the man's neck. Obviously, the McChicken thief died.
A flash of white appeared, and the man's corpse was gone, his McChicken had been returned to him, and there was a gold button that he put on his doctor's jacket.
Young Link, being the only ex-Smasher that we haven't done a thingy on, is now here. You're welcome.
However, he had two fears. Mainly because his adult-self was also a veteran. So he had to do two things. It made him curious about what else he would be facing, other than his childhood fear. God dammit Zelda.
So once Young Link reached his room, he saw someone who he really didn't want to see. Ganondorf.
"Umm, hey," Young Link said to the other Veteran. "Why do you keep popping up at random points in the story?"
"I don't know. It's really interfering in my plans to break out of the place where they have us locked up. Because I really need to take your's and Zelda's Triforces to kill that damn hand," he replied.
"You do realize that I don't have it, and my older counterpart does."
"Yeah, but you're a kid, and if I take you out now, then it'll be easier, and then I'll still get the Triforce of Courage from future you because then he'll be dead too."
"That's a really good point. But you can't kill me without Zelda's Triforce first. Plus, she's a princess, it would be easier to kill her first."
"Good point. But maybe I like to do things the hard way."
"I'll give you twenty bucks and a taco coupon if you kill her first."
"Deal."
The Gerudo vanished, leaving Young Link to encounter his older counterpart's fear. With that, a bright light took him to what looked like a… hotel room?
The young Hylian looked over to the bed, and saw three Caprisun pouches, having a threesome.
With that, he took out his blue ocarina, and played a song that Ganondorf showed him, called the "Song of Death". He played it and the Capri Sun pouches had Caprisun leaking out of them. Young Link felt bad, but knew that it had to be done. He took a glass bottle out of his pocket, and filled it up with fruit punch Capri Sun. He also found a really cool golden pin in his pocket.