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Chapter 20: Baby Moments

Tissue:

Team Recovery, otherwise known as Sonic, Nack, and Jet were looking at pictures of Jet and Sonic's baby. Jet was admiring the picture of Treenuts as Sonic awed at the picture of Jet's egg in Rose's arms as she violently stared at the camera of Jet's when he was taking the picture.

Jet, as we all know, suffers from allergies, and thus, had to sneeze. Instead of sneezing like the 20-soming he is, he decides that sneezing all over the picture of a baby Treenuts holding a ball would make a great tissue.

"Dammit Jet," Sonic cursed, snatching the picture away from Jet's hands and wiping it off on his jacket sleeve. "Did you have to do that?" Sonic only got a sneeze in return.

Eventually, Jet stopped sneezing enough to talk, and as he wiped his nose on his sleeve, that's when he declared, "When my baby hatches I'm gonna use it as a tissue."

Sonic sneered at him and snarked, "You're gonna blow your nose on your baby?" "Yeah," Jet replied. "It'll be easy! And I won't have to carry tissues with me anymore!"

"How does your wife feel about this plan?" Nack asked, blinking at the soon-to-be father.

"I'm sure she'll love it." Jet smiled.

"Another question," Nack asked again. "Are you for real?"

Jet wiped the smile off of his face and snarled, "Yeah, I'm being serious! Don't you know what it's like to make your wife carry all of your tissues for you? She often hits me if I blow my nose on random stuff and now I can blame it on my baby and she loves the little baby, and not me, so she'll jst clean it up, just like a mother should!"

Sonic and Nack blinked in silence for a moment before Sonic looked at Nack and asked snidely, "Can you remind again why you suggested the "daughter" of Lightning the Lynx for Jet?"

Nack pinned hback his ears and said, "I just thought that she'd be a good match for Jet because she's violent and hates people, just like him."

"Uh, I believe that's you," Sonic returned. "Either way, Jet needs a new wife if she's hitting him for not asking for a tissue."

"Actually, that seems sensible for Jet." Nack mummbled.

"When?" Sonic asked.

"When the snot rockets came." Nack answered back.

"Well she's violent, he sneezes and destroys everything with snot and steals stuff, it's a match made in Hell." Sonic replied.

"No, it's fine because it's love, and besides, as a thief, I stole her heart." Jet grinned goofily.

"You sure did." Nack grumbled recalling Jet and Rose's wedding day where he, Jet, and Sonic wound up in the hospital from being beaten by a lemonade pitcher in front of the whole congregation.

Big Baby:

"Don't worry baby! Come to daddy!" Vector shouted towards Argyle as he made his way towards a water park, decimating the city.

Now why was Argyle going towards a water park? Ask Marine, who decided to try her Godzilla Maker on Vector's six month old baby, Argyle. Now the baby crocodile was the size of Godzilla and destroying the whole town by just being an innocent, baby crocodile.

Also, as a crocodile, Argyle needs the water, and what do crocodiles do? Go to the water. As crocodile people, Vector has a habit of placing his son underneath a heated light, some water, and a whole bunch of chew toys.

Argyle sat down, crushing the town square's shopping mall as police surrounded the little baby at yelled on their bullhorns, "Stop in the name of the law! We have you surrounded! There's nowhere left for you to go!"

"What the hell?" Espio remarked as he and Vector chased the baby to where it was located. Little did anyone know, he and Detective Fargrigez the Owl were on the case of the suppossed "monster" destroying Baton Rouge.

At the moment Espio was driving as Vector was hanging halfway out of the front window with a bullhorn, calling out to Argyle as Marine sat in the back with Detective Fargrigez tinkering on her cure for Argyle as Espio made wild turns down the streets.

And that's when the next thing everyone knew, baby Argyle let out the biggest fart ever heard, and that's also when Vector knew that his son's waterworks would soon be coming.

"When's that damned machine going to be done?" Detective Fargrigez yowled as Espio slung the car down a sharp curve. "If Espio keeps up his driving, never!" Marine yelled back.

Argyle cried big tears and picked up an empty police van, slinging it in his arms as his heavy diaper made him cry for his daddy.

"Oh Argyle!" Vector cried out.

Big, wet tears formed swimming pools in the streets as Argyles sung his little arms around and wailed for a diaper change.

Espio took another wild turn as Marine frantically turned the final gears and at last her machine was done. Instinctively, she aimed the device at the gigantic argyle and transformed this mega baby back into a regular baby.

Vector seen his son transform and almost grew wings as he jumped out of a moving car to catch his son.

Argyle was bawling, but at least he was safe in Vector's arms once more.

Meanwhile with Marine and Detective Fargrigez, Marine was wondering if the owl would offer his baby girl next. His response:

"The fuck you're touching my baby next!"

And he turned and walked away to get the paperwork ready for his report.

So Cute:

It was after a long, hard labour that young Skylar Fang was born with Nack snipping off his umbilical cord, the baby being cleaned up and presented into the happy couple's arms.

In the room with the couple was Sonic, Jet, and Nic, who were all admiring the new Skylar Fang.

"Your baby so cute Imma steal it!" Sonic remarked to Daria as she held Skylar in his arms.

Nack's one hand layed on his gun as a warning. He growled at the hedgehog and returned it into the arms of his wife.

End of Chapter 20