Bakugo stood under the spray od warm water. His head was still pounding but he'd gotten used to hangovers. What kind of shitty hero would he be if he couldn't be at his best while hung over. His mind was on Deku. He honestly was shocked that the shitty nerd had slept with someone last night. Who in the world would be desperate enough to have sex with that hero wannabe.
It was probably round face. She had a crush on that Deku, for some incomprehensible reason. He wanted to dismiss the whole thing but the thought of those two together was making him angry. Why the fuck should he care about Deku's love life! It's not like he ever gave a shit before.
"Bakugoooo" Kaminari called out, strutting into the shower room.
"Pikachu" Kachan snapped.
"Someone's hung over" The blonde chuckled. He stripped out of his clothes and turned on one of the shower spouts three down for Bakugo.
"Someone just made my day worse" Bakugo snapped back.
"That was some party last night" Kaminari said. "Glad I didn't drink the punch though. That must have been strong to send all of you acting like that.
"Like what!" Bakugo barked angrily.
"Well you kissed Midoriya" Kaminari said casually, soaping up his hair. Bakugo let out a loud roar worthy of Present Mic.
"Bakugo!" Kaminari shouted, backing up as his classmate stalked toward him.
"Don't you fucking lie to me!" He shouted. Kaminari jumped back to avoid an explosion aimed at him.
"I'm not!" Kaminari said, continuing to back up until his back was flat against the cold tile wall. "Mina took a photo"
"That's a lie you fucking shit! I wouldn't kiss that Deku in a million years" He descended on the bland, grabbing his shoulders to push him painfully against the wall.
"Dude give me some space! Your dick is like an inch from my leg." Kaminari shot.
"Shut up shit"
"Dude I'm not gay, get off me!"
The sound of bare feet against tile brought their attention to a shower spout on the opposite side of the room. Tokoyami gave the two only a glance before turning on the shower.
"What a mad banquet of darkness" he sighed.
"Shut it bird!" Bakugo shouted.
"Tokoyami! Tell him that he kissed Midoriya!"
"You litte…" Bakugo started.
"Sorry to disappoint but you did kiss Midoriya last night" Tokoyami stated. "You got angry at Todoroki for kissing him and shoved him away before kissing Midoriya. If I remember correctly your words were "Get the fuck away from him Half And Half. Deku's mine. I'm the only one that gets to kiss him."
"See!" Kaminari shouted.
"What the FUCK!" Bakugo screamed.
A few rooms down Kirishima woke from a start.