Oh hey? Yeah!? What's going on in here?
"What are the chances we step into a new world and don't find some world changing event going on?" Ochako asks.
"Slim to none." Tsu says.
"I'm sure if we go in combined we will be fine at least." Momo says.
"Well? What are we waiting for?" Izuku asks before grabbing his teammates and transforming.
"We go at once!" K.A.M. says before opening a portal.
"I'm going to end this, once and for all." A deep male voice says as K.A.M. quietly steps through his portal.
K.A.M. notices a tall dark skinned and bald human arguing with a tall whiny young human over the fallen body of what looked like a reanimated corpse. The bald human suddenly raises his sword of light and begins a finishing move on the corpse like man, but is intercepted by the young human, who cuts off the bald man's arm. The corpse like man springs to life and launches lightning at the bald man shouting "Power! Unlimited Power."
At this moment K.A.M moves to intervene. In one move the bald man is thrown out of the lightning and the corpse is grappled into a wall and knocked unconscious.
"What are you doing?" the young man asks in outrage.
"Figuring this out without anyone dying." K.A.M. says evenly, hiding the hero team's disgust in the young man's underhanded action. Backstabbing an ally like that was unacceptable to them.
"This is Jedi business, get lost!" The young man shouts angrily.
"I don't know who the Jedi are, and as a hero this became my business once you cut off someone's arm." K.A.M. replies.
"You a hero?" the young man asks incredulously. "I've never even seen or heard of your species, I'm sure a strange life-form such as yourself would stick out in the archives. I'm a hero! They call me the Hero With No Fear!"
"You say that, but you were clearly afraid for this being's health." K.A.M. says giving the corpse-like man a shake.
"I need him." the young man says.
"You need him? Seems a bit selfish for a hero." K.A.M. says before creating a jug of golden juice and pouring out two pairs of quirk inhibiting handcuffs. "This is what I am going to do. I am arresting all three of you and bringing you to your Jedi headquarters. There I will hear your case and your peers will decide your fate."
"You can't arrest us!" the young man protests, reaching for his sword of light.
Unfortunately for him this wasn't K.A.M.'s first arrest and they quickly toss what's left of the golden juice at the young man, who is stunned when a pair of flashbangs appear. Before he could regain his senses K.A.M. was on top of him and one of his arms was in a cuff. The shock of losing his connection to the force stunned the young man enough to allow K.A.M. to get the other arm in the cuffs.
The corpse-like man wakes a moment after his hands are cuffed and appears to be in total shock.
"You are under arrest." K.A.M. says calmly.
"On what charges?" the old man asks instinctively.
"Attempted murder as a start, that lightning would have pushed the bald man out the window." K.A.M. answers, "I am bringing all three of you to these Jedi for interrogation."
"The Jedi can't try me!" the old man replies angrily, "Bring me to the courts or the senate!"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, the young man told me this was a Jedi affair." K.A.M. says kindly.
"I will have your head for this! I am the supreme chancellor!" the old man rages, but K.A.M. had already moved on, judging the man to be senile.
K.A.M. soon reaches the bald man, who was conscious, but clearly exhausted and in extreme pain. K.A.M. wasted no time in pouring some juice on the man's stump and offering a glass.
"Thank you stranger." the bald man says calmly as the pain in his stump fades and he accepts the drink.
"Don't thank me yet, I've arrested all three of you and will be bringing you to the Jedi for interrogation." K.A.M. says sternly.
"That is good, I should have a comlink on my belt, you can use it to call them and get a ride." the man offers.
"Where is the Jedi headquarters?" K.A.M. asks.
"You don't know where the temple is?" The bald man asks in confusion. "It's the large pyramid structure not far from this building. Every tourist flies by at least once."
"I'm afraid I didn't arrive here normally." K.A.M. answers.
"I see, well you can see it to the left if you lean out the window, it's not far." the man says.
Taking a moment to check, K.A.M. sees the temple and judges the distance.
"Don't bother with a transport, it will be faster if we just carry all of you." K.A.M. says before creating some rope and tying the two other men before using Ochako's quirk to make them weightless. Picking up the bald man and holding him like a sack of potatoes K.A.M. leaps out the window and quickly air-jumps to the temple.
As they flew the bald man uses his comlink to arrange an emergency meeting of the High Council and once they arrive he leads them to the correct chambers, a long following of confused and terrified people and aliens in similar robes following.
The questioning was long and very informative. Apparently K.A.M. had stumbled in and somehow cleaned up a very terrible incident.
The bald man was apparently called Mace Windu and was a master of the Jedi order. He was judged to be innocent of any crime and was extremely thankful of K.A.M.'s assistance and said the experience was humbling and he soon requested some time off to meditate.
The young man was called Anakin Skywalker and was a Jedi Knight. He was found to be in violation of the Jedi Code and guilty of the assault and battery of Mace Windu. He would be spending a long time in the temple's prison.
The corpse-like man was called Sheev Palpatine and was the Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and Dark Lord of the Sith. He was found guilty of attempted 2nd degree murder of Mace Windu and high treason. He was to be executed at dawn.
Apparently the corpse-like man had manipulated an entire galaxy into a war and prolonged it to bleed out both sides so he could easily take over.
As K.A.M. steps through a portal and back into their hero office Mei asks: "Well, how did it go? Was there a world changing event?"
"Technically no." Ochako says as K.A.M. cancels their transformation.
"Oh, that's unexpected." Mei responds.
"It was a GALAXY changing event." Momo says as she collapses into a nearby bean bag couch.
"Oh! Did you bring back any interesting babies?" Mei asks.
"Only this lightsaber." Izuku says, pulling out the gilded hilt they had 'confiscated' out of a statue in Palatine's office.
Once Izuku ignited the blade, Mei's reaction was one they would never forget. It was like it was Christmas morning with a Christmas dinner and the best looking human in existence were all in front of her.
AN: Oh it was fun to write this again, if a bit weird since my opinions of the characters have changed a lot since I wrote this. I hope I got the crimes right, I originally had Anakin with attempted involuntary manslaughter, but that didn't quite fit his intent or the result so I switched to assault and then added battery because Mace's arm was cut off. Maybe I should add 'with a lethal weapon,' but honestly I just don't know enough about the law. I finally got to show what Momo's combined juice does. It's the drink of stuff... anyway, it's been 2 years now since I started writing and it's been great, I just wish real life would get out of the way and that my energy and motivation was more consistent.