Bleiss Schnee was not having a good, day, why? That answer was simple, her darling was nowhere to be found. Since coming to Beacon with her team composed of a living fleshlight obsessed with being a Real Girl (Mind you not in the way Bleiss was sure she already was) and uptight time compulsive bitch who needed a good lay and her third teammate who nobody really gave a fuck about only one thing had made this trip away from Mantle even approach bearable. Her daring Jaune fucking Arc or who'd she'd much prefer to call daddy (cause she sure a shit wasn't ever calling Jacques that.).
"Fucking Oum dammit where is he!?"
Yang rushed to cover Jailbait's ears shooting her a mean glare. Yeah if bimbo wasn't all bark and a shitty little bite she might be intimidated. But this bitch grew up in Mantle and there was no way she was letting some bat fighting Patch girl show her up.
"Hey language!" Earning a eye roll from the Gelé said girl made her opinion clear.
"Seriously, all your doing is making sure she's gonna be a hella a freak for the first guy who taps that. I'm willing to bet lien she's gonna get herself knocked up cause she doesn't know better cause your old man and you pussyfooted around 'the talk'"
Top-heavy glared but she was far from the priority and besides Xiao-Long knew the deal, she attacks and she'll have an army of summons on her faster then jailbait eats cookies. Couldn't do much when a horde of Apathy leave you nice and drained for her Arma Gigas take her locks to the chopping block. She looked through the security tapes around Beacon ('Real Girl' had her uses) but again found not even a hint of blonde locks.
"Hmph, I don't understand why you're so obsessed with that dolt."
Oh great the most annoying one had decided to curse her with her presence. Turning Bleiss was greeted by the sight of possibly the very embodiment of every Atlesian stereotype, her twin sister (unfortunately). Arrogant, vain with a perfection complex that'd put their sperm donor's to shame.
Weiss was a constant reminder of how fortunate she was that the Faunus devil sent her off at birth for not looking like a Schnee.
"Yeah well I don't understand why you're so obsessed with Phobia Bitch so I guess were even."
Weiss looked visibly aghast like she'd never heard a swear word in her life.
"Stop calling Neptune that!"
"When he can dip his toe in a puddle without pissing himself I'll consider it. Or better yet when he pulls a move like stud and pulls off wearing a dress and busting some panty soaking moves I'll jump him myself."
Fat chance of mister desperate for likes pulling that off, mom would go a day off the sauce before Vasilias would risk dancing in front of people, that wannabe playboy has all the dance moves of epileptic chimpanzee
Weiss looked furious but a quick flash of her summon glyph put an end to any thoughts of acting on her lil hurt feeling. Maybe if it was anyone else she might feel bad for constantly shitting on them but her dear sisters were exceptions. Anyone who'd abandon sweet little Whitley to be brought up by Assques deserved her ire.
"Look talking to you gives me a headache so I'll be blunt do you know where darling is or did you just show up to make my day extra shitty?"
"This is the table I always eat at!"
"So the later it is."
The way the heiress fumed made her smirk, if nothing else seeing Weiss losing it was a treat, the girl was far too easy to rile. Very concerning when you considered she was the prime candidate to inherit the responsibility over hundreds if not thousands of lives.
"Um, Bliess."
"What is it kitty princess"
Blake's eyes knitted but she really couldn't care less, Belladonna was just that basically, Faunus royalty or at least the closet thing to it, hell among the lot only Red pissed her off less. If she wasn't a hypocrite spouting about her people's oppression despite never working a day in her life in the mines like she had she'd even consider befriending the bitch, she had good taste in smut after all. But currently the catgirl was looking at her with narrowed eyes as she spoke visibly annoyed.
"I was saying, Arc is over there."
She didn't bother responding turning to in fact see her darling alongside his team who were currently pushing a bunch of tables together. Thunder Cunt (Nora) waved her way while Femboi (Ren) nodded, she returned the gesture after all the former was just too damn peppy to be pissed at… tried and the later, gods the world's greatest subs couldn't even take half the abuse he could with a straight face. She had to respect that, plus she knew better, pissing off Ren pissed off Nora and worse upset her Darling.
And then there was her… Standing there a shit ton of speakers floating above was Pyrrha fucking Nikos. Jaune's partner and the person at the top of her shitlist, now most people would think Nikos was the person she hated most, that would be fucking bullshit. In fact among everyone here the slut was her favorite bitch in the world.
Why? Simple, Nikos knew her stud wasn't no bitch, hell apparently if not for her he'd have died as splat on the floor during Initiation (She still had to pay her icy bitch of a sister back for leaving her auraless darling up in a tree). She was training, encouraging and supportive of her darling when nobody else was, if not for the fact that she wanted to tap him as bad as she did ,she'd probably be her ride or die bitch.
But Nikos wanted to get dicked down by her stud as bad as she did so by the laws of nature they were enemies and she couldn't ask for a more worthy one. Still though seeing her place the speakers down she couldn't help but be curious what they were doing. No sooner was Jaune climbing the impromptu stage and pulling out his guitar. Grabbing a mic from seemingly nowhere to began.
'Tap tap!'
"Um, is this thing on?
Judging by the dozens of students rushing to cover their ears the answer was obvious.
"Oh, okay… um cool, so I guess everyone can hear me then." He turned to look her table's way then spotting their group and smiled in that goofy way that made her wanna ride his face.
"Today I'm here to make a fool of myself for a very special girl." And like that her joy was shattered.
Oum fucking dammit! Really!? As if my day wasn't shitty enough! Now I have to get metaphorically cucked by my bitch of a sister.
She looked to Weiss who sighed annoyed, you'd think she'd get a bit better after the dance but apparently not.
"Well I suppose I gave Arc too much credit, of course he'd rush back to these childish ways to woo me." Weiss spotted her then, the sister's holding each other's gazes for several seconds before Weiss gave the slightest smile.
Fucking Bitch!
"Though, I suppose I can give him some leeway today, as thanks for the dance of course.
I swear to Oum, I'm about five seconds from choking a bitch…
"'Swallows' Bleiss Gelé!" She stopped paused looking her stud's way.
"Huh?" Jaune met her gaze nervously.
"'inhale, exhale' you're a perverted, brash, foul-mouthed girl who whose made my last month here in Beacon very awkward and utterly insane, and I'm on a team with Nora mind you."
"Whoa, you actually bugged him so much he's complaining to the whole student body."
"Shut it Utters (Yang) I'm trying to listen!" Xiao-Long was pissed but she couldn't care less, only Darling mattered at the moment.
"And, and well, for the last few weeks I haven't been able to get you out of my head!" Jaws dropped and not just her's but all four members of Jailbait's (Ruby's) team.
"So now that that out of the way, I have one request that before you answer you let me do one thing." She saw him bring the guitar close and strum it once.
"Let me show you how I feel." The speakers lit up then as the title of the song lit up.
(Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic)
Weiss groaned, remembering this song"
"Oh gods, the dolt gonna sing that? For the love of-! That's the same song he sung to me his last confession-"
"Shut the fuck up and let me listen!
(Ra Version)
Abruptly he pressed a button and before their eyes his guitar mech-shifted as he grabbed a cord and quickly inserted it. He begun to work the strings and in sync he kept in perfect tune with it.
Jaune: "Yeah…"
Weiss froze confused at the more aggressive sounds elicited.
"Wha? This isn't like when he sung to me…"
Jaune: "Well I've tried before to tell her
Of the feelings I have for her in my heart
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my faith
As I've done from the staarrrtttt!
Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turn me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love with her goes ooon… Yeah!"
Several students begun to whistle while behind her Weiss, Blake and Yang looked shocked while Ruby was bouncing about like an idiot. Her on the other hand all she could do was stare and try not to have a heart attack as his eyes met her's.
Jaune: "Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand rainy days since we first met
Yea-yeah.
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting weettt"
There wasn't a girl at the table who didn't feel something at that long note.
Jaune: "Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turn me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love with her goes ooon
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day
And ask her if she'll marry me in some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have gripped me
Long before I reach the scroll
Long before my tongue has tripped me
Must I always be alooonnnne?"
Several students reached towards him but no matter how much they waved or called out his eyes were fixed on her's determined azure upon her shocked scarlet orbs.
Jaune: "Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turn me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love with her goes on
Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turn me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love with her goes on"
He reached out to her.
Jaune: "On and
On and
On and
On and on and on
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does - thing she does is maggiiic
Eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyoeyooooooah, Ohhh~ "
Finally, the sound of the speakers died down leaving only him up standing there looking to her a bit of sweet on his brow and a nervous smile.
"'Exhale' So?" Before any of the others could so much as begin their first syllable she was off a line of glyphs launching the disowned Schnee square into her target. Surprisingly neither tumbled him managing to catch her and hold his ground. Her face buried into his uniform.
"Um, Bleiss?"
"… When?"
"Huh?"
"When did you start to like me…" His cheeks pinked as he scratched them.
"Uh, well… around the dance I guess… when I realized you were going all alone like Pyrrha." She remembered that night, it'd been Cereal Bitch's (Pyrrha) victory, but even so he still came up and asked her to dance. To make her feel better.
"I, I couldn't forget that dance… how… 'perfect' you fit when you leaned you head into me as we moved. How pretty you were in the backless dress pitch black like a fallen angel to kicked out because other were too envious." He felt stupid for saying it out loud.
"It didn't take long after that, I look at you without even thinking about it, remember how you flirted, your smile and laugh when someone did something dumb."
"Hey Darling." He looked to her just in time for her to look up from his chest her eyes teary and face red as Ruby's cloak
"Think fast." Hands shot out on his sides before pulling him down into her planting a wet one on him, the student body cheered. For the first several seconds, then she pried open his mouth with her tongue… and then she pushed him down breaking he table beneath.
When the crowds looked again seeing Bleiss sucking his face like she'd die otherwise, all the while grounding her hips against his pelvis. Finally, the need for air claimed him and Jaune forced her lips from him before taking deep desperate breathes.
"'Cough' Bleiss? What was tha-BLEISS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Looking down the exiled Schnee practically tore open his zipper as her hands buried in finding her goal.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm about to make you a man…"
"Wha, b-but everyone's watching! Everyone can see!" Bleiss however cared very little as she fished 'him' out and went to straddle 'her' man, with a devilish smile she spoke her cheeks flushed and eyes lidded.
"Then let's give them a show they won't forget…"
So yeah, decided I might slowly start to convert some of my longer post on Tumblr to her, The non-smut ones at least since I don't wanna risk my stuff getting deleted. If you wanna read those you'll either have to go to my Tumblr or Archive of Our Own (AO3) both named FatallyObsessed.
There are literally thousands of post on the former, not all long enough to be worth converting to this. So I decided to start with my Serenades, and at the forefront Blackguards (Bleiss's) For a idea of what I have Serenade wise I'll also put up what I have for Serenades so far.
Serenades/ Song Fics: Post revolving around mostly around Jaune serenading a single one of his ships.
Rocking Out with a Gelé (Bleiss singing 'This Will Be the Day' by Casey Lee Williams)
A 'Very' Naughty Serenade (Bleiss singing 'Own It' by Ella Mai)
(Blackguard) Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'We Can Make Love' by SoMo)
A Blackguard's? Monochrome's? Serenades & Duet? (Bleiss & Flynt singing 'Knock You Down' by Keri Hilson)
Another Blackguard Valentine's Day Serenade (Bleiss singing 'Your Love Is My Drug' by Ke$ha)
A Silent Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Turn' by The Wombats)
(Silent Knight) Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Lose My Mind' by Brett Eldredge)
A Knight of Lancaster's Serenade (Jaune singing 'We Intertwined' by The Hush Sound)
Another Knight of Lancaster's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Puppy Love' by Donny Osmond)
A Knight of Lancaster's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Without You' by My Darkest Days)
Another Knight of Lancaster's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Thinking Out Loud' by Ed Sheeran)
A Father's Serenade (Lancaster) (Jaune singing 'Michael Bolton' by Never say Goodbye))
A Black Knight's Serenade (Blake) (Jaune singing 'Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco)
Another Dark Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'In This World' by Trevor Wesley)
A Black Knight's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'You Are the Reason' by Calum Scott)
A Dragonslayer's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Chivalry Is Dead' by Trevor Wesley)
Another Dragonslayer's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Even If I Fail' by Trevor Wesley)
A Dragon Slayer's Serenade (Jaune singing 'If Ever I Would Leave You' by Andy Williams)
A Rogue Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Tous les visages de l'amour' by Charles Aznavour')
A Rogue Knight's Serenade 2 (Jaune singing 'Ordinary People' by John Legend) based of Australia's strongest man singing in 'Australia's Got Talent'
A Cyber Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Beautiful Soul' by Jesse McCartney)
A Cyber Knight's Valentine's Day Serenades (Penny singing 'Everytime We Touch by Cascada & Jaune singing 'Just the Way You Are' by Bruno Mars)
An Artificial Requiem White Knight's Serenade (Penny singing 'Kingdom Hearts, Xion's Theme, Original Lyrics by Lizz Robinett & Lowlander)
A White Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Where Is Your Boy' Acoustic Version by Fall Out Boy)
A White Knight's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Love Someone by Lukas Graham)
Invincible Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Marry Me by Jason Derulo)
An Invincible Knight's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Ride' by SoMo)
Arcwitch Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Secret Love' by Hunter Hayes)
An Arcwitch Knight's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Miss Independent' by Ne-Yo)
An Azurite Knight's (Jaune x Malachite Twins) Serenade (Jaune singing 'Body Talks' by The Strut)
An Malachite Knight's Valentine's Day Serenade (Malachite Twins singing 'Boys Like You by Anna Clendening)
His White Knight's (Whitley) Serenade (Jaune singing 'Marry Me' by Train)
Winter Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Hands Down' by Dashboard Confessional)
A White Knight's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Love Someone' by Lukas Graham)
Energized Knight's (Harriet) Serenade (Jaune singing 'To the Man Who Let Her Go' by Tyler Shaw)
An Energized Knight's Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'Bad Chick' by SoMo)
Shepard Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'Knock Me Off My Feet' by Dan Talevski)
Golden Knight's (May Marigold) Serenade (Jaune singing 'You & I' by John Legend)
Monkey Styled (Sun X Arslan) Serenade (Sun singing 'La Da Dee' by Cody Simpson)
A Hammer Knight's (Elm) Valentine's Day Serenade (Jaune singing 'I Love You Too Much' by Diego Luna and Gustavo Santaolalla)
A Party Knight's Valentine's Day Serenades (Neon singing 'Kiss Me More' by Doja Cat & Jaune singing 'Sexy Love by Ne-Yo)
A Drunk Knight's Serenade (Jaune singing 'If You Love Her' by Forest Blakk)
Theres also this series I have on it
Vytal Concert: Bleiss decides that as a helluva singer with fans out the ass to hold a concert during the Vytal Festival. Naturally, her Darling will perform with her too.
Part 01 (Jaune & Bleiss singing 'I May Fall' by Jeff Williams & Casey Lee Williams)
Part 02 (Jaune singing 'Rise' by State of Mine)
Part 03 (Bleiss singing 'Adrenalize' by In This Moment)
Part 04 (Bleiss sings 'Time to Say Goodbye' (RWBY Op 2) & 'When It Falls' (RWBY Op 3) by Jeff Williams & Casey Lee Williams and Jaune singing 'Hero' by Caleb Hyles & Jeff Williams)
I also wrote him singing Despacito by Luis Fonsi