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Chapter1: New game! The love fairy appears.
Audrey groaned as she sat up in her room. Her hair was a mess of unkempt locks. She stretched and yawned with the stink of cheap whiskey on her breath. The crimson haired drunk sluggishly shuffled off to the mini-fridge in her shared dorm. Audrey opened the fridge and pulled out a water bottle. She unscrewed the cap and chugged down the cool drink to cure her hangover. She tossed the empty bottle into the trash can as opposed to the recycling bin that Tiffany bought the two, then again what has the environment ever done for Audrey? The petite girl then undressed, wrapped herself in a towel, grabbed her phone and plug in speaker and left the room.
She entered the bathroom, which was empty at the moment and placed her iPhone with the plug in speaker on the counter and scrolled through her song list. She stopped on the collaboration song Bang Bang by Jessie J. and featuring Niki Minaj and Arianna Grande. As the girl enters the stall she hangs her towel on the hook outside of it. She closes the curtain and turns on the water as the song starts up. Se adjusts the water temperature to her liking as Audrey begins to sing along to the lyrics. At first she holds her hair up so it looks like a pair of two long pigtails, much like Tiffanies. She also sings in a high pitched sweet sounding voice. The red head danced still holding her Tiffany hairstyle, portraying the "good girl" the song talked about. After the next verse started up she let go of her hair and danced around in the stall suggestively. If Tiffany was the songs good girl, then Audrey was definitely the bad girl.
The song continued and the scarlet girl hummed along the Niki Minaj's part as she could never rap. Audrey poured some body wash onto a red washcloth and began to lather herself up with it. As she ran the wash cloth over her arms, painting them with small soapy bubbles, a separate set of hands ran up Audrey's back leaving a lathered trail. Audrey was oblivious to the separate hands helping her wash, until those hands grasped her butt.
Audrey froze as the hands soaped up her ass. She looked behind her and found a pink haired girl with emerald eyes kneeling down, making sure she was getting every nook and cranny on the girl. The pink haired girl looked up and smiled meeting Audrey's gaze.
"Hi." The pink haired girl greeted.
Audrey shrieked and backed away against the cold tile wall. She was blushing and shivering with a combination if shock, fear, confusion and violation.
"Who the fu… what the he… why the…" Audrey stammered.
"Careful, don't give yourself a hernia." The shower intruder stated before rising to her feet.
As the girl stood up she appeared a few inches taller than Audrey, and was bustier, though not by much. Like Audrey she had long hair, though hers was held up in pigtails, and that was the only hair she had. Audrey was not a fan of hair anywhere on her body including her underarms, legs or unmentionables, she found it gross. But that didn't mean she was okay with this stranger in her shower.
"Who are you and why the fuck are you in my shower? And why were you washing me!?" Audrey barked.
The pink haired girl drizzled some body wash into her palm and began washing herself as Audrey glared angrily at her. She looked at the petite college student and tilted her head.
"Sorry did you say something?"
Audrey was seething. Ready to throw some punches. But through bared teeth she asked once more:
"Who are you?"
The girl who was still washing herself smiled. She scrubbed herself diligently before answering Audrey.
"Oh I'm sorry. I'm Kyu, you're personal love fairy." She greeted.
Audrey stared at her blankly. The water poured down on Kyu, washing her body off. After an awkward silence Audrey spoke.
"Q? Like the letter?"
"Nope. Not like that at all." Kyu replied quickly.
Audrey quirked an eyebrow. Kyu sighed rolling her eyes. She began to scrub her silky pink hair with shampoo. Audrey
"If you can't tell by now, I'm a fairy. Well a love fairy to be exact."
"Oh well why didn't you say so. That fuckin' explains everything." Audrey spat.
"Hmhm, funny, but let's leave the sarcasm to me okay?" Kyu mused.
"Look Kuu, I don't know what kind of game you're playing but I ain't buying. Now kindly get the fuck outta my shower." Audrey yelled.
"Actually its Kyu, like Cupid."
"More like fucking stupid! Because you're a stupid bitch! Only a dumbass would believe fairies would be real, and even bigger dumbasses would believe they are one." Audrey barked.
"Listen I'm not here because I want to be. I'm here to help you. So stop being a mega bitch, shut your fucking trap up and listen." Kyu demanded.
Audrey was taken back. No one ever had the stones to talk back to her, much less tell her to shut up. Even so Audrey decided to do something she'd never done, shut up and listen. She turned off the shower and walked out, gesturing for Kyu to follow her. Audrey wrapped herself in a towel as Kyu continued.
"Anyway it's my job to help people like you get with all the hot girls in your city."
Audrey backed against the bathroom counter startled. Her face was as red as her hair. Kyu quirked a curious brow. With wide eyes and a gaping mouth, she was able to force out;
"G-girl's? Chyaa right. Sorry but I'm not into girls." Audrey scoffed.
"I can tell. I'm a love fairy, remember?"
Audrey looked around seeing the bathroom was empty. She bit her lip and nodded.
"Okay yeah, I'm gay. So what? You gonna laugh?"
Kyu shook her head. "That's nothing to laugh about. It doesn't matter what you're into, 'cos I'm here! And all of my previous clients are basically walking babe magnets by now."
Audrey left the bathroom and returned to her dorm. She dressed herself in a red tank top and black cut off shorts.
"Okay, but why me? Why do I have to babysit your ass?"
"Hey, can't a fairy help a sister out?"
The fiery red head didn't want to accept that response but decided to drop it. She plopped down on her bed. Kyu hovered in front of her.
"Well? Are you gonna sprinkle me with some fairy dust shit, or grant me three wishes or something?"
"Nah brah, that's not what fairies do. Those are pixies and genies, and BT dubs their "pixie dust" is just dandruff. Fucking gross amiright? Up top!"
Audrey stared as Kyu help up her hand for a hi-five. The two girls sat there in silence for a full minute. Audrey finally begrudgingly returned it. Kyu chuckled.
"I like you. You're pretty cool."
"Riiight, so anyway what about this "dating" thing?" Audrey asked steering the conversation back to Kyu's original objective. The love fairy blinked before face-palming.
"Oh right. Well let's start with how many dates you've already been on."
"Well of course I've been on plenty." Audrey boasted.
"Oh my god it's worse than I thought. Alright pack your shit 'cos we're going on a date right now!"
With a flash of light, the two disappeared in a wisp of pink smoke. The door opened and Tiffany entered the room just as the pink smoke faded away. She looked around the room.
"Huh, I thought I heard Audrey in here."
So I forgot to put this at the bottom of the prologue but whatever. I came up with this after something Kyu says in the game: "This reminds me, I gotta party with that bitchy redhead. She seems like fun!" And I decided to write up a Huniepop story with Audrey instead of the main character. This is not related to any other Huniepop stories I wrote and it's not an epilogue to the game. Now instead of the player, Kyu's assignment is Audrey. Please R&R. (More good reviews = more chapters)