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Chapter 3: First Target! Shakin' and Bacon!
UOG Campus 10:06 am
Audrey and Kyu appear in Audrey's dorm room. It was morning now. Kyu looked at her watch.
"Aw shit! Is it that time already? We gotta get movin'! but first you need this: introducing the latest in Love fairy technology, the HunieBee!"
Kyu tosses some glitter in the air before holding up a teal colored cell phone. Audrey stares at it unimpressed.
"It's a cell phone." Audrey states.
"No! It's a Huniebee! It' like a cell phone but with subtle differences. This will tell you how many hearts you have with a girl, as well as retain any information you learn, any messages you receive and it will link you to ours online store where you can buy them gifts."
Audrey quirks an eyebrow as if to say "Yeah, that's a cell phone, Dumbass!" Kyu takes Audrey's hand and places it in her palm. Audrey turns it on and it pings. The cellphone begins blaring uncontrollable startling both Audrey and Kyu. As it beeps Audrey tosses it onto her bed.
"What the hell is going on?" Audrey barked.
"That's the girl alert system!" Kyu gasped.
Audrey picked up the device. It had a pink spade on the screen. The spade was pointing towards the window. Kyu walked towards the window and glanced outside. She held out the Huniebee and moved it all around. The alert got louder and the device shook more violently and Kyu stopped it. Her green eyes sparkled as she tapped the phone's screen and ran over to Audrey.
"Alright, we got her! Your first target!" Kyu informed, dragging Audrey over to the window.
She pointed out the window at a girl with blonde hair ties into twin tails and dressed in the colleges uniform. Audrey stared at her before glancing at Kyu.
"Her?" Audrey asked pointing at the same girl.
Kyu nodded. Audrey took a moment to assess the situation before throwing up her arms.
"Nope! Fuck it, I'm out!" She stated before climbing back into bed.
Kyu stood there slack jawed. She shook her head and tore the covers off Audrey. The love fairy then proceeded to shake the red head furiously.
"What!? Why? She's perfect! She's cute, she's single, she's fucking blonde! That's the trifuckta! Trifuckta!"
Audrey shoved Kyu off. "Get off! I don't care if she's the trifecta!"
"Tri-Fuck-ta. You're trying to "fuck" girls, not "fec" them. What does that even mean?" Kyu corrected.
Rolling her eyes at the pink girl's question, Audrey rose and returned to the window She looked out the window and stared at the cheerleader. She was chatting with her cheer team mates and giggling at something one of them said. Audrey sighed and shook her head.
"That's my roommate, Tiffany Maye. I can't go out with her. That's crazy. I'm not going to date my roommate." Audrey assured.
Kyu folded her arms. She flew to her feet and gave the Huniebee back to Audrey. She placed her hand on the crimson cuties shoulder.
"Look, I know it's weird, but I'm not getting paid or leaving until I turn you into a walking sex machine. Now get to hustlin'!" Kyu ordered.
Audrey paused, imagining what it would be like with Kyu hanging around her all the time for the rest of her life. Just the thought made Audrey shudder. On the other hand, there was Tiffany, sweet innocent and understanding Tiffany. All Audrey had to do was sleep with her once and be done with it. Apparently, it wouldn't be her first attempt as during some of her drunken nights she'd try and seduce the blonde girl. Audrey could just chalk this up to being drunk.
"Fine, I'll do it." Audrey reluctantly agreed.
Kyu snickered and leaned in with a hand to her ear. "What? Did you say "Hell yeah, let do this shit!"
Audrey clenched her teeth. She was already regretting this. But she took a moment to calm down, for once, and threw her fist in the air.
"Hell yeah! Let's do this shit!" She cheered.
"That's what I like to hear! I'm pumped are you pumped? Yeah you are." Kyu guaranteed.
She shuffled Audrey out of the room and lead her down to the terrace. When Tiffany turned, and saw Audrey approaching. She bid her friends goodbye and jogged up to Audrey. Kyu stopped and have the two some room.
"Hey, Audrey. Are you okay? You didn't come back to the dorm last night." Tiffany asked slightly worried.
Before Audrey could respond she noticed Kyu pop up behind Tiffany and hold up three cu cards. They read:
"Pssh I'm fine Tiff. But thanks for worrying, you're a true friend."
"What? Are you worried about me? Just chill out bitch! You're smothering me."
"O-oh yeah. I'm fine. Were you worried?"
Audrey eyed the options and glared at Kyu before looking back to tiffany. the options. She gave Tiffany a confident smirk.
"Of course I'm okay. C'mon Tiff you gotta have more confidence in me. I can take care of myself." Audrey said as a matter of factly.
Tiffany gave her a relieved smile. That was the Belrose confidence that she wanted to hear. Before she could talk Tiffanies, phone buzzed. She pulled out the pink iPhone and gasped.
"Oh no, my cheerleading practice starts now. I gotta get to the gym." Tiffany pouted.
Kyu popped up next to Audrey.
"Hey! Go with her!" Kyu ordered.
Audrey despised cheerleading. She thought they were all too preppy, and stuck up. And all of them, except for Tiffany, were sluts. But if Audrey let her go, Kyu would not let here hear the end of it. She forced a smile and gave Tiffany a thumbs up.
"Hey, why don't I come with you? We can hang out afterwards?"
Tiffany's face exploded in a smile. Her crystal blue eye sparkled like the sea as she took Audrey's hand. Audrey felt the sickening feeling of regret burrow deep into her chest.
"Oh em gee, yes! This is going to be so fun!" The cheerleader squeals.
UOG Gymnasium 10:30 am
Audrey stared at the cheer team. Five minutes in she's turned on her class face, where she just stared and nodded. Not even Taylor swifts Shake It Off could break her from the chains of boredom. All these girls jumping up and down, doing flips and splits, could not appeal to her. The same could not be said for Kyu, who was cheering and drooling with her eyes glued to the cheer leaders. As the song changed to Flo Rida's Low Featuring T-Pain Audrey blacked out.
Audrey regained conscious ness when she heard her name. She blinked and looked to see Kyu in front of her. The love fairy was soaked from head to toe, and dripping with water.
"What the hell happened to you?" Audrey asked.
"Oh I just followed some cheerleaders into the shower. Your roommate, by the way, has some nice curves." Kyu replied with a smile.
Audrey got up and stretched as she saw Tiffany approaching. She had changed back into her school uniform.
"Hey sorry. I know you don't like cheerleading that much." Tiffany apologized with a sympathetic smile.
"What? No. I loved it." Audrey replied with heavy sarcasm.
"Even if that sounded convincing I could see you had your "class face" on. The same face you have in class, and when Nikki talks about her games or aliens. You just zone out until someone, usually me, breaks you out of it. "
Audrey rolled her eyes. She then noticed Tiffany was carrying her neatly folded cheer leading uniform in her arms.
"I gotta put this back in the room, take a quick shower and then we can hang out." Tiffany said.
"You didn't shower in the locker room?" Audrey asked as the two left the gym.
"Well, usually I do. But today I felt like someone was watching me."
Hey, so I didn't get 5 reviews but I decided Happy Thanksgiving. So next chapter is already in the works and might come out around Xmas. 3-5 reviews should get it out quicker. And this one is about four maybe five pages long so it should keep you happy for a bit. Please R&R.