Now that I've explained the basics of this crazy story concept, let's kick off Story #20 with Fighter #1, Mario! Let's do this!
Spyro: Well, well. If it isn't the world's favorite murderous plumber!
Ignitus: I can only assume you're fighting Mario then.
Spyro: Yep. Staring down the most famous uncaught serial killer in the history of the Mushroom Kingdom! How does Peach not realize this?! And why the hell would Luigi idolize this guy!?
Ignitus: All good questions, but none important to this battle.
Spyro: (Sighs) Sorry about that. I just can't believe he's still on the loose.
Ignitus: One of the many reasons we're here, stopping him.
Spyro: Doesn't look like too big of a challenge. Correction, he's big, but no challenge.
Ignitus: True, Mario would be considered obese with his height and weight, but his punches can still shatter bricks. And watch out for his fireball attacks
Spyro: Looks like I'll have to fight fire with fire then! Have at you, psycho plumber!
For those wondering, yes, Mario has killed before. At least in the first Super Mario Bros game, the brick blocks were actually the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom, as per the manual.(And if it wasn't obvious, I do watch Game Theory on YouTube, and I agree with many of MatPat's results, so expect a lot of references to Game Theory episodes in this series.)