Now Cynder takes on Donkey Kong. Let's do this!
Cynder: We meet at last, Donkey Kong.
Ignitus: Donkey Kong may look like just another ape, but he's stronger than any species alive today.
Cynder: Helps when you've got biceps the size of boulders.
Ignitus: Exactly why his strength is almost unmatched by any fighter on the roster. One hit and you could go flying off screen. But don't underestimate his speed.
Cynder: So, he's fast despite all the muscle.
Ignitus: Exactly. Best strategy I can suggest: stay out of the way when he's throwing punches, and strike him while he's cooling down.
Cynder: A great fighter knows their weaknesses, so he's definitely going to be vigilant after a series of strikes. Thankfully, I'm no tortoise myself.
Ignitus: Great fighters know their weaknesses, but apparently this great fighter has never heard of pants.
Cynder: It's a signature look. I wouldn't mess with it. And besides, that's really the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it?
Ignitus: Good point. Now go get him!
Cynder: Let's see if you live up to the legends, Donkey Kong!
And that wraps up Donkey Kong. Next time, the Hero of Hyrule, or is it the Hero of Time? Hero of the Wild? Either way, it's Link! Seriously though, how many titles is Link even known by these days?