Now Cynder takes on Fox. Let's do this!
Cynder: Fox McCloud, captain of StarFox, we meet at last.
Ignitus: Indeed, the defender of the Lylat System is a mercenary. Hard to believe.
Cynder: Please, mercenaries aren't all bad. In fact, I can recall one, an ape named Silver... something or other, had a great respect for dragons. Was even rumored to have refused to participate in the Temple Raid because of it.
Ignitus: Really?
Cynder: Yeah. Nice guy too. Though I think he fancied me now that I think about it.
Ignitus: Odd story aside, back to business. Fox is incredibly fast, and very proficient with that blaster.
Cynder: Not to mention a fire manipulator of note. Kitsune heritage likely helps.
Ignitus: Though his blaster shots can be reflected easily.
Cynder: At the cost of being fast enough to just grab you and send you flying. Watch your back around this guy.
Ignitus: Exactly.
Cynder: Time to show this merc what I can do!
And that concludes Part I of the Labor Day Special. For Part II, head over to Prophecy of Masks. Anyways, next time, the Pokemon enter the game, with their overrated mascot, Pikachu. To see how that goes, tune in next time! Same time... same channel!