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Timeline wise this is after 'Heroes, Vampires and Slayers'.
Chapter 21- Bullying the Feeling
Music Meister decided he was in a mood to cause some musical chaos again, this time all over the Multiverse, but not by himself.
There was one person who was even better at this musical stuff than he was. While he simply sent people into a dream world where they were in a musical, this person made people dance and sing with his sheer presence, and turned the actual world into a musical.
Now that was truly impressive.
"Well, well, well", Meister teleported himself to the ruins of Sunnydale on Earth-92, using his powers to find the talisman effortlessly. He turned it here and there, looking at it and examining it. "Yes, this is it truly, this is just what I need. Now I can summon this guy and we can have some fun together, watching people and sing and dance to our tunes."
He teleported away from this Universe back into his own Dimension, and did a chant as the talisman glowed and out came a humanoid creature, whose skin was red in color while his chin was pointed.
And he seemed to wear a blue suit on himself. Sweet looked at Meister, tilting his head. "So, you summoned me, why? If you want to be my queen, you are-"
"Oh no, I am the same as you with my powers", Meister revealed, and Sweet realized what he meant.
"Then it sounds to me like we have to rumble!" Sweet now sang while tap-dancing.
Meister sang with him as he spun. "Indeed, but it is they who will take the tumble..."
Their dancing continued to the music, as they picked their first targets.
On Earth-1, in Constantine's apartment, John Constantine himself as well as Loki the God of Mischief were hanging out, having decided to watch something on TV. Even the God of Mischief and the infamous conman needed some mundane breaks at times from their usual shenanigans.
And the show they'd gotten was none other than 'Bones', where the actor David Boreanaz, the doppelganger of their new ally Angel a Vampire with a soul from Los Angeles on Earth-92, played Agent Seeley Booth, a fan favorite character.
Constantine was about to make a comment on the doppelganger thing when he suddenly started singing without realizing why he was doing so. "I'm sorry, friend, but did I just sing that?"
Loki was a little confused too, affected by the spell. "Of course you did not! Wait, yes you did!" The God of Mischief groaned, wondering who was behind this annoyance now. "We're sounding shrill against our will, and cannot stop this singing!"
"And in the ears, I swear I hear this quite distinctive ringing!" Constantine raised his hands and twirled them in a dance motion.
Loki shook his head in a dance motion too. "This silly game is very lame, and the perpetrator is going to pay!"
Constantine looked around while spinning. "This unknown force, but where's the source that thinks we are in its sway?"
Loki leapt and did a ballet dance. "Who is doing this to us? And on this matter, we must concur;"
The God of Mischief and the Hellblazer danced and sang together at this point. "These things are dastardly, despicable, disturbingly inexplicable..."
Loki kicked the air. "And infinitely kickable!"
And then both sang together. "That dirty, rotten rat is..."
"The Music Meister!"
The Music Meister had now appeared, deciding going after these two right at the start would make for a very big musical showdown by the end of it.
Sweet now tap-danced inside, dancing around the two seemingly bewitched individuals, who turned their faces away from him.
"Why'd you look away? Don't you like my ... style?" He then gestured to them both. "Why don't you come and play? I guarantee a..." He reached up to his face, pulling off his mouth and held the disembodied mouth in the two's faces. They both stared in what was easily annoyance and amusement as the mouth continued singing. "...great big smile." The mouth disappeared from his hand and reappeared in its normal place.
Loki suddenly smirked as out of nowhere, 'Drive That Funky Soul' started playing, making Sweet and Music Meister look around in shock.
"What's happening?" Meister wondered in confusion. "Where is this playing from?"
"I didn't make it play", Sweet added, now stopping his performance.
The door suddenly opened as in walked what looked like Earth-2002 Peter Parker, wearing a coat over a purplish shirt, and his hair were styled in an emo way, he looked like a bully.
Bully Parker adjusted his coat while the music played, then he clapped his hands together before spinning them in a merry-go-round motion, and then started dancing by thrusting his crotch forwards, both Sweet and Meister frozen, as they wondered what the hell was going on.
Unseen to them, Loki and Constantine exchanged a smirk at the sight as Sweet asked Bully Parker. "Who are you?"
"Who am I? You sure you want to know?" Bully Parker asked them both before looking at Loki and Constantine. "Sorry I'm late, it's a Jungle out there."
Meister started. "We are trying to do a performan-"
"I missed the part where that's my problem", Bully Parker shrugged as the two glared, getting angry by his insolence. "Stings, doesn't it?"
Sweet tried to say. "Look, this is supposed to be for fun. We get from everyone a feeling-"
"You'll get your feeling when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!" Bully Parker snapped, making both of them jump in fright as Loki and Constantine were chuckling.
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye", Bully Parker then said as 'Drive That Funky Soul' played again, and he pointed fingers to the beat.
First, he pointed at Meister who was sent flying off, then he pointed at Sweet who met the same fate. Then he pointed fingers of both hands at Meister, sending him crashing, before doing the same to Sweet, sending him crashing too.
Bully Parker once more adjusted his coat, clapped his hands, spun them around in a merry-go-round motion, and danced by thrusting his crotch forwards. Now each thrust of his somehow sent both Sweet and Meister crashing further bit by bit, breaking the ground when they fell.
As they groaned in pain, Bully Parker suddenly threw his coat away. "Now dig on this." He snapped his fingers while dancing with some more thrusting, as the jaws of the two musical buddies were dropped in utter horror and disbelief.
This guy was resisting their power and pretty much bullying them.
The two realized there was no way out of this as Sweet begged. "Please, don't do this. We were just trying to have some fun, we never thought it'd go this far-"
"You should have thought of that earlier", Bully Parker said coldly, not in the mood for any excuses by these two.
They looked utterly stunned as Bully Parker mocked. "Awww, look at little musician juniors, gonna cry?"
"We're sorry", Meister begged.
"You want forgiveness? Get religion", Bully Parker shrugged, Sweet and Meister too humiliated to do anything as they were crying hysterically due to being bullied.
Constantine then suddenly chanted as both Sweet and Music Meister were pulled into an enchanted box, screaming before they got shut inside it.
"And that's the end for these gits", Constantine said as Bully Parker did a hair flip before fading away. He was just an illusion made by Loki. "Where did you get this bully illusion though, mate?"
"Remember the gathering in Avengers Tower we had a while ago?" Loki asked and Constantine nodded. "Well, you know me, was looking through people's minds to find embarrassing things to use against them. When I looked through Earth-2002 Peter's memories, I found something better. When he was possessed by the Venom Symbiote, he did some…..interesting things. So I spoke to him about it and he actually agreed to let me use that image of him."
"What? Really?" Constantine was surprised.
"He figured as long as it was harmless fun, it'd be fine", Loki shrugged. "And as you can see, Bully Parker works wonders."
"Why do I have a feeling this is not the last time you'll be using 'em?" Constantine now inquired as Loki gave a smirk.
"Well, your feeling is right. Oh, I have such plans for him."
And this is done. Sweet and Meister got theirs. Bully Maguire finally came into this series as an illusion by Loki. Can't call him Bully Maguire here sadly, so have to settle for Bully Parker.
Hope how he came around makes sense, and hope you enjoyed his bullying. Sweet and Meister were idiots to try their crap on 2 big master magicians, one of whom is also the God of Mischief, while the other fools Cosmic Beings on what constitutes as a normal day for him.
The song lyrics were modified from how they originally were.
And Bully Maguire will be part of this series too, including in the main stories, this will be fun, HA!
Anyway, hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter.